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created July 29, 2023

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It’s week 1. Sure, why not?

2/9/2025, 1:44:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:01:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There really should be a way for them to do a Fibonacci sequence

31/8/2025, 11:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ty Simpson is in for a long year

30/8/2025, 9:57:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is the absolute worst. And I’m pretty sure the people following his lead know he’s full of shit, but he tells them what they want to hear. Apologies if I’m just late to figuring this out and everyone already knew this

25/8/2025, 2:48:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well you can’t hit the baby because of WOKE!

24/8/2025, 3:22:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would you rather eat spam in Honolulu or Palo Alto? I rest my case

24/8/2025, 3:17:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s his first college game, maybe he thinks they’re worth a point each?

24/8/2025, 3:15:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What?

24/8/2025, 3:08:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🌈

24/8/2025, 3:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it’s just Bloomberg for biscuits?

21/8/2025, 11:47:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C’mon Brutus, you still have time to come back. You don’t want us remembering that it’s been 2,089 days since you last beat Michigan

Michigan leads Ohio State 13-10. Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in 2,089 days
20/8/2025, 1:49:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people might actually want to raise their kids as well

16/8/2025, 3:49:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The story I’ve heard is that they planned her crossover to pop over a series of albums, each one creeping more towards pop

15/8/2025, 9:20:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Precisely

15/8/2025, 9:13:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johnny Lawrence, Chas Osborne, Greg Tolan (Just One of the Guys), Jack in European Vacation

15/8/2025, 9:04:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there was a 13th month and you could do it on the 10th day, that would be better. But today would be really funny too

15/8/2025, 5:26:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, it’s probably not my speed, but if you insist on me handing over your second born child, I guess I would

15/8/2025, 5:23:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t this the tough guy that wants to fight everyone? And now he’s scared of a fight?

14/8/2025, 5:50:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the editors disagreed with his premise, then they should have caught this. But I think he says what they’re thinking

13/8/2025, 12:01:08 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 5:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, if you add the 2 interceptions to the 4 catches, that means almost half his passes didn’t hit the ground

10/8/2025, 3:25:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adding Bryan Danielson to the list

9/8/2025, 3:02:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice game, it’s preseason. If he’s got them at 6-3 going in to week 11, then that’s an accomplishment.

9/8/2025, 3:22:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 11:34:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a journal of aggressive and violent behavior?

7/8/2025, 4:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t be shellfish and keep it to yourself

7/8/2025, 4:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would take Puck as NASA administrator over him

5/8/2025, 1:10:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, none of this made sense from the start. TKO is so bad at building storylines that I’m almost getting nostalgic for Vince’s booking

4/8/2025, 11:42:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope you got top shelf memory

3/8/2025, 8:07:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 8:06:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2,071 days since OSU beat Michigan. Keep running up that hill, you might get there someday

1/8/2025, 2:19:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ask and you shall receive. www.wita.org/trade-news/t...

1/8/2025, 2:45:03 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really do believe the story that he got outbid for a piano by a Japanese guy in the 80s and decided that it wouldn’t have happened if we had stronger tariffs against them. It’s just that stupid, and I don’t know that it goes further than that, he thinks it’s how we keep other countries in line

1/8/2025, 2:40:08 AM | 57 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 12:32:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I lived in Cincy for 43 years, and…it’s fine, I liked it, not everyone’s cup of tea, but I can’t understand why it would inspire that kind of dislike

29/7/2025, 1:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohh, so that’s the part where he was talking about David Samson

28/7/2025, 12:58:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We’d love to hire you, but your lack of knowledge about Evan Dando and Melrose Place precludes us from this” is a statement I would have loved to hear

27/7/2025, 6:13:10 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard someone that used this as their entrance music died today. Couldn’t do it any better than Kenny Powders youtu.be/Vmh6jzy3TmQ?...

25/7/2025, 1:21:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that’s a strike against the Beast for hiring Cilizza

22/7/2025, 8:01:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for your service, please do something enjoyable with the rest of your Sunday, you deserve it

20/7/2025, 8:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NYC isn’t a priority for me, but it’s a real bad look for the party to tell progressives to get behind the nominee when the centrist wins the primary for the good of the party, and then when the progressive wins they hem and haw and don’t give the same grace

20/7/2025, 3:09:33 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d eat a coffee donut from Shipley’s

20/7/2025, 2:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember the old days of 2024, when mental acuity was considered the most important trait in a president

20/7/2025, 2:28:03 PM | 91 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Bengals…WTF? Zac Taylor isn’t good enough to overcome the front office stupidity, right?

20/7/2025, 1:11:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half of my enjoyment of watching Friends reruns is to marvel at mid-late 90’s clothing

18/7/2025, 2:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The way I knew that Rob Manfred didn’t like baseball was because he thought when he was a kid that it was stupid that they didn’t wear the same uniforms. You gotta be all sorts of messed up to think that as a kid

16/7/2025, 12:20:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’ll be fun for sure. But then we should also have Denzel Clarke in the game, because he could make a ridiculous catch that would be exciting as hell. We just have to decide what the ASG is for

13/7/2025, 8:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But could teal dress take him?

13/7/2025, 6:18:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy moves his money from one place to another, news story follows

13/7/2025, 3:46:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rule of thumb: if at least one of your parents has a Wikipedia page, it probably wasn’t just hard work and values that got you where you are

13/7/2025, 3:36:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe I was alone, but I always felt like there was some sense that it was an act and he wasn’t really that awful of a person. I don’t feel that with the current batch of “provocative” comedians

13/7/2025, 3:13:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he talking about WAP again?

12/7/2025, 6:46:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve only had good experiences with Southwest when the flight isn’t full. When it’s full, yeah, worse than Delta. Though I think Delta is pretty good, but I’m weird like that

12/7/2025, 3:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It takes 2 of us to get meds in our 4 pound yorkie

12/7/2025, 2:36:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing like watching someone achieve their dreams

12/7/2025, 2:34:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I’m dirtying up the garlic press, it’s at least six

10/7/2025, 3:09:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not convinced that Ferrari didn’t bring Hamilton in just to sabotage the end of his career

7/7/2025, 3:56:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m never totally sure whether they truly believe there’s a transcendent level that AI can ascend to, or if they know there’s a ceiling but there’s a lot of money in convincing people there isn’t one

2/7/2025, 9:22:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone keeps assuming that AI is just going to keep improving and getting more accurate over time, and I don’t think enough people consider, yeah but what if it doesn’t

2/7/2025, 7:43:41 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re not willing to name names, we don’t care

1/7/2025, 12:06:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Runaways

1/7/2025, 3:33:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep cut. No pun intended

30/6/2025, 2:49:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed, the Sixers job might be open soon

30/6/2025, 1:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lefties too, that’s exactly how I draw them

27/6/2025, 12:23:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want to buy this guy all the drinks

25/6/2025, 10:04:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Non sequiturs are my favorite sequiturs

23/6/2025, 7:08:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right answer

23/6/2025, 1:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dustin catching one hell of a stray there

23/6/2025, 1:58:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Bucks?

23/6/2025, 1:56:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t deal with having to hear SAS screaming about how OKC were soft and missed their all time opportunity, and where this ranks on all time chokes. Also, I fucking hate TJ McConnell

23/6/2025, 1:54:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, they don’t have the capability to be humiliated anymore

22/6/2025, 10:45:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t find the post, but I believe that this is the company that brags about not hiring anyone over 30. Which is totally not abnormal. Or illegal

21/6/2025, 4:00:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Owning the libs USA powerful argument

21/6/2025, 3:54:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/6/2025, 1:12:47 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has been 2,011 days since Ohio State beat Michigan

2/6/2025, 4:53:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, these writers need to ask them if they’ll vote for a Democrat in 2028, and if the answer is no, say oh so this isn’t that big of a deal to you

2/6/2025, 3:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Incredibly tiresome and useless” describes most of what I read from Freddie

1/6/2025, 12:49:09 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could only imagine NYT saying something like “Ernst contemplates mortality during public appearance”

31/5/2025, 11:26:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like Lee-mean

28/5/2025, 6:53:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait for them to come up with a reason to declare themselves above such shenanigans and let it all go

28/5/2025, 2:00:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When is doing a lot of work in that sentence

28/5/2025, 1:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet the response from the party seems to be, let’s lean into our deer-ness

26/5/2025, 10:30:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe that’s the one I watched. If I remember right, they theorize Justin Bieber could indeed be a reptilian shapeshifter

25/5/2025, 10:13:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, number two is…just wow

25/5/2025, 5:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannot take my eyes off the double breasted white linen jacket

25/5/2025, 5:22:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Aaron first started getting all loony, I thought there was no way Danica would have put up with that shit, and now I think she might have gotten him started down that road

25/5/2025, 5:18:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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R-Truth is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs

25/5/2025, 1:03:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What…does that even mean…

23/5/2025, 5:16:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kids are alright

18/5/2025, 3:28:35 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think my prom date is jealous of your date’s ability to forget. At least this means you didn’t do anything comically stupid or embarrassing that no one could ever forget

18/5/2025, 3:12:05 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF is Virginia BBQ?

14/5/2025, 11:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But can he play defense? Because I believe that he thinks that defense wins championships

13/5/2025, 12:23:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, great, but this state is stupid and I don’t trust that they’ll follow through on this

12/5/2025, 9:49:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/5/2025, 3:03:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not all heroes wear capes. God speed

11/5/2025, 9:47:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m glad I got tired of the Political Gabfest before she got really weird

11/5/2025, 7:57:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I don’t pay you for your paper anymore. You literally can’t bring yourself to call bribery bribery

11/5/2025, 6:32:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t see why they would agree to anything less than status quo. They can probably get by without us

10/5/2025, 3:05:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sharing the bathroom can be ok, but separate sinks is an absolutely necessity

10/5/2025, 2:58:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view