“Guys, I’m sorry. Everything’s my fault and I take full responsibility.”
I try to be funny. It doesn’t always work. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦&🇩🇰&🇬🇱&🇵🇦&🇨🇦&🇲🇽 🇺🇸🚫❤️🍊🙎🏼♂️
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“Guys, I’m sorry. Everything’s my fault and I take full responsibility.”
Trump? or “The President”? They could be two different things now for all we know.
Ha! Made me LOL in my coffee shop 🤣
Or if we don’t get a “HAPPY LABOR DAY TO ALL!!!!! EVEN THE COMMUNIST, MARXIST LEFT SCUM yada yada yada” today.
“The gays are geo-engineering the weather to make rainbows in red states and that’s treason!” - Nancy Mace or Marjorie, probably
You guys!! www.etsy.com/market/bio_g...
That’s why it sticks to everything and you can’t get rid of it. Pleased to hear of biodegradable glitter though! Did not know that.
Jesus is like “I can’t even with this one. Down ya go.”
Glitter cannons. They’ll never get rid of that stuff.
And the “Lo and behold” 🤔
Yes!!
Just looking at Donald Trump, I can see he has mitochondrial challenges. He should take horse de-wormer, drink his own urine, and pray.
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And also, maybe if the DOJ and FBI weren’t so busy covering up Trump’s involvement in the Epstein files, they would have noticed the obvious warning signs.
New cross stitch pillow: Live your life so the whole world isn’t disappointed when you’re found alive.
I think they should research if Republicans cause school shootings.
When I get out of this chair I’m going to write a sternly worded letter!
Either/Or Just not… this [waves hands all over, frantically]
So pray, AND DO SOMETHING!!!!! It’s the DO SOMETHING that the pray-ers never do.
This photo captures the fighting spirit of establishment Dems to a T
MANMA Make America Not MAGA Again
Yes JD, let’s put the guy convicted of 34 felony counts of financial fraud in charge of The Fed. Great idea Guyliner.
Pray without ceasing. You mean like the children were, before they were gunned down?
Repeal and replace the 2nd amendment. Make it make sense for 2025.
You get what you put out there - so it feels like maybe their prayers go like this: “Dear Lord, thank God it wasn’t my kid. Ok gotta make dinner.”
Maybe Jesus was too busy spreading mulch and picking up trash around DC
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Not just kissing his ass, but up in the colon, rounding the bend to polyp land. These people are disgusting.
Our stupid president, who works for Putin, keeps saying Ukraine started the war - which we all know is a lie. Putin started it - not once, but twice. And I very much hope he gets his ass kicked. 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦
Just die. Die and leave us the F alone.
The Big Beautiful Tombstone
Next EOs: If you change your company logo, or put candy mascots in flats instead of sexy white pumps, minimum 1 year in jail. Calling Stephen Miller a Nazi ghoul will get you 5 yrs. Anyone who comments on the president’s bruises, cankles, makeup, or coif = deportation to Uganda.
The Big Beautiful Funeral
Next EOs: If you change your company logo, or put candy mascots in flats instead of sexy white pumps, minimum 1 year in jail. Calling Stephen Miller a Nazi ghoul will get you 5 yrs. Anyone who comments on the president’s bruises, cankles, makeup, or coif = deportation to Uganda. Your turn…
“Shoot them in the legs” is going to sound quaint in about a month
Now it’s only 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue where you’ll get robbed. You’ll also have to *buy* a watch.
You’re running a zpectacular campaign!
I loved your recent discussion with Joyce Vance. I wish I could speak as informed and articulate as you both.
I was under the impression that when a government owns its country’s businesses, that’s called Communism. Am I missing something?
Transportation Secretary Duffy deputizes flight attendants to work on ICE deportation flights.
Same, from NY
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I have a suggestion on where you can go next, Donald.
Fellating the president in public 🤦🏻♂️
This is gonna be like Reno 911
And they’re still millionaires
Breathing clean air is so woke.
NOBODY. WANTS. MORE. POLLUTION. WTF are these morons thinking?!
I’m looking forward to the Smithsonian exhibition of the Epstein files - so we can see how many times Trump’s name appears and how many times Pam’s DOJ entered his name into their spreadsheet and how the Republicans are trying to cover up sex trafficking of minors and a huge pedophilia crime circle.
Same
Let’s start an “I am America” campaign. I am America 🏳️🌈
Donald Trump + Republican Senators + Republican House members all won in 2024 using voting machines and mail-in ballots.
Putin is our president - Donald is the surrogate
How to distract from the fact that you played porn during a company meeting -by Ryan Walters
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And… didn’t she just *hire* a J6 guy who advocated for killing the police? Pam, gurl 🤦🏻♂️
Daddy’s home!!!
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The strongest military in the world is now acting like Mrs. Kravits.
Nothing says peace like using your country’s military against its own citizens.
I need a gyro. I'm holding out for a gyro till the end of the night. It’s gotta be long and it’s gotta be fast, And it’s gotta be fresh for the fight.
I’ve really had it with these assholes.
A) he doesn’t B) ❄️ C) he can always leave and go back where he came from
GOP = Group Of Pedophiles
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Maybe a song titled “I HATE DONALD TRUMP!”
Looking forward to the Big Beautiful Day when he is 💀
Ever met a super in NYC? They literally do this all. the. time.
So… you’re going to lock up Donald Trump?
As opposed to brutality against police in furtherance of crime
The absolute best of us.
Club Meh
The thing about Ukraine ceding territory is that the FBI redacted Trump’s name from the Epstein files and made a spreadsheet of all the occurrences of his name and that the Atty General, the FBI director, and all Republicans in Congress are trying to cover it up. And Ukraine shouldn’t give an inch.
The loathing I have for this administration
I’LL END THE WAR ON DAY ONE!
Tim Cook brought gold. Jeff Bezos brought frankincense. Sam Altman brought myrrh.
Someone had to use up their Michael’s rewards.
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Why don’t Texas Republicans just pray to get the Democrats back? They pray after natural disasters. They pray after school shootings. Why do they need the FBI?
Why don’t Texas Republicans just pray to get the Democrats back? They pray after natural disasters. They pray after school shootings. Why do they need the FBI?
Part of me thinks he knew October 7th was going to happen, and let it happen, so he could do this - that this was the end game all along. Anyone else? Israeli security was supposed to be one of, if not the best in the world.
But what if you delete that part of the Constitution from the Library of Congress website? 🤔🤡
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