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... Okay, so, he's dead right?
Sure! Air out the place a bit.
I mean I have done that myself but... I'm in just a goddamn bungalow, man
absolutely terrible news
RT if u agree
If what was happening in the US currently happened in France, it would have been dealt with by the citizenry ages ago and a new leader would have been installed.
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Definitely. That first paragraph is totally necessary for the information of his car crash. I hope the car will live
Hope the car is ok
Extremely weird statement.
Lol sure he was helping a woman out, what a knight
I've been to NYC a few times and while I might never go again due to being a foreigner, I genuinely hope he wins. That fine city and its people deserves a mayor who actually loves them.
The part where Adams tried to discredit their fun as frivolous because other people worked was the best. When you're just trying to find SOMETHING NEGATIVE in something SO WHOLESOME...
FYI www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
BUT WHAT IF? (okay I'm just having fun with this conspiracy theory) bsky.app/profile/lard...
2021
This is Mikey. He's still adjusting to life after the loss of one of his biggest passions, which was carbs. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: charleyr90)
All that wishful thinking is kinda nice
Undertale
...honestly, I know it's very much a disputated event for... science reasons, but the highlight here is that there was no reason to candle the guy's bellybutton beyond "Yo guys, I have one sick idea, check it!"
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
I am lightly horrified by how many people have now looked up their books and found out their publishers (who often were required contractually!!!!) just... didn't register the copyrights on books. Not all of them! Just sporadically! This is not just one publisher, I've seen all the big ones now.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
This was one visitor’s actual response, which translates as: “I have to meet Weird Al Yankovic before I die”
Average exhibit in a Swedish museum be like:
Count Strahd is offering you an ibuprofen (do not listen to him--) #dnd #art #CurseOfStrahd
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
And now we're reminded that the viceshit is not better...
I hate being at the hairdresser and having to cope with them slutshaming their daughters in their back
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
AND NOW THE SENIOR CDC LEADERS HAVE JOINED THE WALK OUT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ7Q...
Heroes.
Overnight, this extremely well-funded tech company run by a billionaire has gone from “There’s no way we can possibly stop our plagiarism machine from convincing children to kill themselves” to “If you type anything we don’t like, we’re calling the cops.” Either way, they take zero responsibility.
rent stabilization excludes buildings with fewer than six units for this precise reason so … try again ?
That's like the best grandpa ever.
Mean looks!? What has New York become?! What has it devolved into? I would follow the guy around and actively boo him for a hour.
He should go join up his sky bff if that's so fucking better
Like a Surgeon
This army of Warhammer Orcs!!! This is so rad! U/According_Pumpkin_17 on Reddit as
I was in Huntington Beach today and can confirm that it’s a place where Dems need to try harder bc it’s infested with MAGA but is winnable. But yeah I can’t bring myself to donate money to someone who insults marginalized ppl for fleeing oppression and fascism experts for taking jobs in democracies
You're spoiling us!
This isn't south no more, you're now through the crust, somewhere in outer space
jacket was a restrictor plate, took it off and hit 225 down the back straight
........... oh, bacon
.... You fucking Americans are so confusing
.... what ?
Answer not found
It's fake.
Well, the guy does sound like a stain of sorts. Amirite?
This is something you find out when you’re 14
I don't know what the Skunk Train is, but I hope the engine is a giant skunk.
Your fucking country is a farce.
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
Oh nevermind. Just saw it's an AI bot by a traitor Canadian.
I can almost see them put their fists on their hips and frown. I hope they're going humph sternly when he's elected.
I'm glad at least a part of America seems to want to stop the hate and get in with some happiness and loving themselves and their neighbors. Seriously, you all deserve to be happy instead of surrounded by fear mongering!!
Honestly, I’m beginning to wonder how much of the Mamdani Hate is due to his actual politics vs the fact that he seems to embrace a politics of joy, in a country that feels almost permanently mired in a politics of self-reinforcing despair and fearmongering.
ok y'all just literally made me google to make sure this guy is currently the mayor because "no one in my city can afford to have fun on a Sunday, please reelect me" is AN INTERESTING MOVE to say the least
in 2001 Snoop Dogg gave his name and likeness to a movie that combined his music music videos with hardcore pornography (including a girl on girl scene)
I really don’t think enough people give the David N. Dinkins Manhattan Municipal Building credit for how nice of a building it is. #zcavengerhunt
Remembering today when pro-GOP media erupted with outrage over Kamala Harris' warning that Trump had plans to militarize the national guard and deploy them on the streets of US cities. Indeed, he had such plans. And now he's implementing them.
Walking Dead? Please, name his greatest role: Death Stranding.
reposted this today because the inverse is also true: if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period. if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.
I ain't telling a woman what to do but we can suggest she leaves!
Godzilla killed Ghidorah in the study with the lead pipe
“Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.” HBD, the peerless Dorothy Parker … 📷Jacob Lofman, 1937
I'm trying to think about games and beyond finding spiders in some games icky, I can't say that's scaring me really. I don't think jumpscares count either, that's surprising startles... I'm not sure I was ever scared really
How hard it must be to find foundation that actually fits that orange turd's skin color
Mm Can we leave him there for a while?
You know what’s demonstrably more dangerous than letting your daughter ride the subway? Letting your daughter meet Andrew Cuomo.
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
You forgot it smells like pee. But yeah even for white french suburb trash like me it was fine.
...Oh my god he is really making those failing neurons spin overtime there. Can smell that burnt bacon scent.
Y'all The ICE building in Portland is painting a line in front of their building But they don't even know how to spell government
This is Dingo. He gets very anxious if he doesn't have a lap to sit on. In order to meet his lap needs, his family made him an emotional support dummy using pre-worn clothes donated from his grandpa. Dingo couldn't be happier, and we're happy for him. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (FB: Janelle Grace)
Hand studies as part of a community challenge a few years back
Hi!
Windows 10: You can find out and fix if your speakers are set to stereo instead of 5.1 with one click from right of the taskbar. Windows 11: Fuck you, we've buried that information completely, in an old control panel, because we're the most incompetent group of fuckwits on earth outside politics.
"Dems need to stop policing language... and we should start by banning these 47 words."
....not every horrible thing is a distraction about Epstein. Many things are happening at once every goddamn fucking day. You can multitask.
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Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
We need to return to fandoms basically being worshippers of Crom — knowing their religion comes with no benefits and their requests will not be answered.
5am fireworks, how lovely.
BREAKING: BlueSky is blocking access to Mississippi. This is the No. 1 platform for @mississippifreepress.org. We ditched X for BlueSky early this year. And now, at 3 pm on a Friday, poof. I don't know what we'll do next. Keep up with us using our newsletter at mfp.ms/subscribe.
She doomed her child. Congrats?
Mmm the subtle taste of grass!
I'm sure that it wasn't coerced
Well yeah. And then they change it to saying nazi shit because that's the two extremes they can achieve
...so it's shit then
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
These idiots now feel the need to weigh in with agreement for whatever right-wing culture war outrage is currently going on. Morons.
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
Whey Standard 