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Monkey Boy

@tim-brown.bsky.social

Benevolent Pirate.

created January 23, 2025

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Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

You can’t blow people up in International Waters just because you don’t like the look of them.

4/9/2025, 2:24:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Six wars in six months? 1.) Congo & Rwanda: Temporary & shaky. 2.) Egypt & Ethiopia: No deal made. 3.) Kosovo & Serbia: No major conflict emerged. 4.) India & Pakistan: India disputes impact. 5.) Israel & Iraq: Israel would attack sites if US hadn’t. 6.) Cambodia & Thailand: Dispute is volatile.

3/9/2025, 4:59:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoGovGav

2/9/2025, 3:14:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty."

31/8/2025, 3:54:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

What the what now? 🙄

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31/8/2025, 2:29:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoGovGav

30/8/2025, 2:36:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.yahoo.com/news/oval-of... Keeping it classy DJT..!

29/8/2025, 8:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arm the kids. May as well.

29/8/2025, 2:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Butt-snorkelers! 🤣🤣🤣

29/8/2025, 2:13:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTAF? www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

28/8/2025, 3:51:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The highest level of irony is the National Guard wearing hi-viz vests over camo uniform as they pick up trash in D.C. parks. 🤣🤣🤣

28/8/2025, 3:40:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But who are “they?”

27/8/2025, 5:06:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social) reply parent

True. Could not agree more. But, I get the feeling that he’s just the monkey- who the hell is the organ grinder? The architects of Project 2025? Stephen Miller? Trump is in no way capable of organizing this shit… so who is the man behind the curtain?

27/8/2025, 4:59:50 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Heather Honey installed as deputy assistant secretary for election integrity? Fuck that shit. Just look her up.

27/8/2025, 4:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Jackboots always quell crime.

27/8/2025, 4:28:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Impeached twice, liable for rape, charged on 37 federal counts of mishandling classified docs, fined $25M for fake university, 34 counts of fraud for falsifying legal docs, fined $1.6M for tax fraud, etc, and he is trying to fire Cook and take over the Fed because of ALLEGED mortgage fraud? 🤬

26/8/2025, 2:21:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a video presentation. He didn’t actually travel to Russia. He is still a giant dick.

26/8/2025, 4:24:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

D.C. is 68 sq. miles. City of Chicago is 230. Four times the number of troops to make it “safe?” 😳

25/8/2025, 2:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoGovGav

25/8/2025, 4:03:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

25/8/2025, 4:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTAF… 😳

25/8/2025, 3:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoGovGav

25/8/2025, 12:37:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Don’t evaluate the days in your life. Evaluate the life in your days.

25/8/2025, 12:30:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever try negotiating with an A-Bomb?

24/8/2025, 4:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lunch.

23/8/2025, 10:44:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tiger Woods’ wedding to a minor Trump 🤮

23/8/2025, 7:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#GoGovGav

23/8/2025, 2:41:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally someone is saying, out loud, that the emperor has no clothes. #GoGovGav

23/8/2025, 2:40:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…and there are SO many that they are piled higher than the shower curtain can conceal. 😳

23/8/2025, 3:29:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They got rid of the barrel, and the Cracker leaning on it. About bloody time.

22/8/2025, 6:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GoGovGav!

20/8/2025, 9:01:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

“I have some hats. The hats are red. Mostly.”

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20/8/2025, 2:46:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loved 2000AD! My old friend Simon Bisley used to draw ABC Warriors for them. (As well as a couple Kerrang! covers!)

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19/8/2025, 12:32:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relearning to read is a monumental task - I had to do the same after 30 years of neglect. Good design (typography, margins, chaptering, etc.) really helps. Choose wisely. Enjoy!

19/8/2025, 4:10:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L.A. TACO (@lataco.bsky.social) reposted

On Saturday, August 16, hundreds of Latinx punks gathered at MacArthur Park for an evening of anti-authoritarian cumbia and hardcore ska punk as one of the venue’s 10 free summer concerts. By @jwhendricks.bsky.social Full story: lataco.com/ska-punk-mac...

19/8/2025, 2:16:26 AM | 14728 2791 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTAF?

19/8/2025, 1:39:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Seize the global, frozen $300B Russian assets and give it all to Ukraine. 😎 You’re welcome.

18/8/2025, 9:14:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hanging chad much? 🤣

18/8/2025, 9:09:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Volume 7 of Samuel Pepys Mysteries by Ellis Blackwood. Still in the works! (I designed the cover!)

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18/8/2025, 8:13:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Volumes 4 - 6 of Samuel Pepys Mysteries by Ellis Blackwood available on Amazon (I designed the covers!)

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18/8/2025, 8:13:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Volumes 1 - 3 of Samuel Pepys Mysteries by Ellis Blackwood available on Amazon (I designed the covers!)

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18/8/2025, 8:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Six wars in six months? 1.) Congo & Rwanda: Temporary & shaky. 2.) Egypt & Ethiopia: No deal made. 3.) Kosovo & Serbia: No major conflict emerged. 4.) India & Pakistan: India disputes impact. 5.) Israel & Iraq: Israel would attack sites if US hadn’t. 6.) Cambodia & Thailand: Dispute is volatile.

18/8/2025, 6:57:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Putin’s bitch on TruthSocial: “No getting back Obama given Crimea...and NO GOING INTO NATO BY UKRAINE. Some things never change!!!" WTAF? 😳

18/8/2025, 4:06:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pay wall

18/8/2025, 12:52:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

What was that thing about “not having the cards?”

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17/8/2025, 5:04:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Such unbelievable, failed, self-aggrandising, cuntery. And a fucking fly-over?

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16/8/2025, 2:23:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Bongo Tiger

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12/8/2025, 1:34:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. All $600 a month.

10/8/2025, 3:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He never reads.

10/8/2025, 1:10:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He actually believes The Gilded Age means literally covering everything in gold. 🙄

10/8/2025, 12:30:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sure is some shit AI animation.

10/8/2025, 2:30:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Misogyny comes in many forms.

8/8/2025, 4:14:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Lion of Boaz-Jachin and Jachin-Boaz. Second only to Look Homeward Angel.

6/8/2025, 2:39:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More random Japanese characters? Or a proper translation this time? 🤣🤣🤣

5/8/2025, 2:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Funemployment!” 👍🏼

2/8/2025, 7:12:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupido

2/8/2025, 4:29:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrong. Dogs and Men are too closely associated to be separate groups. New thinking. Men. Women. Cats.

2/8/2025, 4:29:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was moved from one super-low security prison in Fla. to a similar one in Tex. It’s not the level of security of the prison she is in, but the state and it’s governor you need to pay attention to. 😳

2/8/2025, 3:43:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 5:13:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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D’oh!

1/8/2025, 5:11:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punk Rock History (@punkrockhistory.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Birthday to Suzi Gardner, American musician and co-founder of the punk rock / grunge band L7, born on this day in 1960, Altus, Oklahoma, US. Photo by Gie Knaeps #punk #punkrock #womanofpunk #punkgirls #suzigardner #l7 #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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1/8/2025, 1:45:39 AM | 538 57 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy 90th Penguin.

1/8/2025, 5:01:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just so random. Why won’t anyone in the House or Senate say the word “shit-show?”

1/8/2025, 5:01:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😳

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31/7/2025, 10:23:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially when they are sensational cocktail bars in Las Vegas! velveteenrabbitlv.com

30/7/2025, 10:12:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…and using an actual solid body camera loaded with 35mm colour film to take photos (long exposure to avoid moiré patterns) of a cathode ray screen that was then processed, sketched onto the layout board, then scanned, and Rubylithed in to the film at the printers! (Wot, no screengrabs granddad?! 🤣)

30/7/2025, 5:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah - the “phone book” of computer mags! 🤣

29/7/2025, 4:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, March ‘88, I was cranking out Computer Shopper (as art director) for Dennis Publishing!

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29/7/2025, 3:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…and a tractor exec becomes Acorn’s new Managing Director! 🤣🤣🤣

28/7/2025, 4:09:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hegseth transferred $934M from the “Sentinel,” a $77.7B project dedicated to modernizing the U.S.’ ground-based nuclear missiles, to fund a classified project. Air Force officials said at least some of the funds will go toward renovating a Qatari-funded Boeing 747-8.

28/7/2025, 2:26:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doctored. Original.

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26/7/2025, 6:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post Zzap!64, but prior to UCD&R at BofA. 😎 😳🤣

26/7/2025, 3:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ninny

25/7/2025, 6:26:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knowing that the 🤡-in-Chief has watched this, and has already responded, makes me SO happy! 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?...

24/7/2025, 5:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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R.I.P. John Michael Osbourne

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22/7/2025, 7:26:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hal, can you stop posting pro-GOP content? I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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22/7/2025, 1:20:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 8:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Sugar, our 16-year-old Snowshoe/Siamese mix fur-baby has not been well. We reluctantly hung on for the last few days to see if she perked up but she went into a VERY steep decline, so this morning we did the right thing and gave her over to the great catnip meadow in the sky.🌅 ❤️ 😔

21/7/2025, 8:02:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try the version that is non-fiction.

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21/7/2025, 4:45:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure looks that way.

20/7/2025, 1:35:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stoner.

19/7/2025, 4:03:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Colbert did the late nite show from his own house for pennies on the dollar during COVID. Now, it’s too expensive?

19/7/2025, 3:51:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is in no way mentally equipped to manage this tear-down of democracy. Who the fuck is working him?

19/7/2025, 3:31:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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S’good.

19/7/2025, 3:23:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

18/7/2025, 8:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colbert needs to get the late nite spot on Rachel Maddow’s new network.

18/7/2025, 6:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really?

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17/7/2025, 10:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF Elmo? time.com/7302790/grok...

17/7/2025, 6:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 5:11:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why hasn’t Anthony Burgess sued Elmo over the “grok” name?

17/7/2025, 3:45:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When did “why” become “no?” I ask questions to learn not to threaten. Cool your jets, man.

17/7/2025, 3:09:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why? It’s completely performant as it is. Unless you’re planning a Marvel superhero suit or something?

17/7/2025, 2:21:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bwahahaaaaa…🤣🤣🤣

16/7/2025, 4:49:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scam Likely (@seralat.bsky.social) reposted

The people ordering this are sick and hate-filled, empty of compassion

16/7/2025, 4:36:49 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless you are simultaneously reading any of these!

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16/7/2025, 1:24:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pam Bondi has found the Epstein files! Trump says she will release what she finds “credible.” FFS 🙄

15/7/2025, 10:22:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have dozens of those around our house. Noisy buggers!

15/7/2025, 1:16:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Lemley (@marklemley.bsky.social) reposted

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

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14/7/2025, 6:49:14 AM | 37048 9647 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monkey Boy (@tim-brown.bsky.social)

Live Aid: When Rock 'n' Roll Took on the World. A spectacular slice of life, love, and empathy (CNN for the US, BBC iPlayer for UK). Do not miss it! ❤️

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13/7/2025, 12:48:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTAF?

12/7/2025, 10:07:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view