Iffy Bell
@tinker-iffy.bsky.social
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Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
When they strung him up, they had mistaken him for me. I pulled him down. I ran with the reapers, the furies, the riders. So, I sent Lucifer home. I came down and rotated with Moon. Playing human. Playing brother. Playing fight with Michael. Making friends with the Devil, Crowley.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a sacrifice for their greater good. Jesus was their judge and they knew it. When he forgives, what many Christians misunderstood was that it was the forgiving of the non-believers and the sinners at that time. My brother in Christ, was the little one, little Lucifer. The chosen one.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Go back and read history, mythology, and apocalyptic prophecies from all over the planet. Now compare it to the reality of the situation on earth. There is some correlation between those stories and the past. Dig deeper. Think about metaphors and how we use them to communicate meaning to children
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Old pedo man had an episode, they took his phone. What was that story he was interested in about Biden being a clone? Start comparing pictures of Trump from last year, one month at a time. Play it like he's friends with Putin and other body double dictators. Trump's rotting corpse is worried.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Medical care should only be talked about for safety, not what other people you should be able to do with your body. The only ones in charge of safety regulations should have degrees. It isn't for me (or the country) to decide by voting or otherwise the treatment my neighbor gets. That's atrocious.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless the headlines question our "dictator" and his role in the destruction of our country or the fact that we have concentration camps or that theres obvious blackmail over pedophilia running our country. I'm an average citizen and not even a journalist and can spot those things. NYT complicity.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
With as bad as his health is and it's pretty bad, you have to wonder why they let him in front of the camera. It would be one hell of a scene if he collapsed on television after a very quiet weekend and the only ones with him were all his cronies. Will they spin it as assassination? I think so.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Musk is throwing money into the direct collapse of civilization to use "low birth rates" and "migration" as excuses for the collapse. Low birth rates are fine. High infant and mother mortality rates are not. Migration is fine. Demonizing people moving is not. Musk is a paid birther migrant.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what's vile? Nazi propaganda. You know what this looks like? Nazi propaganda. Doing little cutesy stories about someone who is championing the destruction of our country and our planet through fascist backwards anti-environmental, and anti-human concepts is just gross. CNN, it is gross.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Something I was saying on my main account and this one too. Pondi's been behind him (and Epstein) with a broom and dustpan for years. Many have. No flood this time. Father told Mother to get the riders ready. 7 plagues. We have a rainbow.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the revenge of King Midas, pedo of old.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. We just adore the lectures you guys give. Too bad there won't be any actual reprimanding. All just angry, stern lectures that could be filed with those strong letters and tweets. What is the point?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
*cough* 3rd.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
If he lives to then, you can bet he's just bypassing and doing what he wants. It'll be elections like Putin's with his nazi militia bunkering in DC. Hope realizes, he does that, though, there won't be golfing. The orange squatter won't be able to leave without the crosshairs on his head.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the cause of election interference in the last 3 elections. It would be nice if we could leave our ideological bigotry at the door. Stop worrying about skin color and body parts, deal with the fascist pedophiles NOW. Red divides and blue separates and picks the divided sides.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. What is the point and purpose of these hearings? It feels like it's all for the performance and not to actually accomplish anything. "See we're doing our strongly worded letters in speeches and asking them questions!" Isn't there a way to impeach the reps/senators ourselves?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
You should have before the last time Trump was elected. You should have with your first letter telling you that whatever medical facility had their systems hacked. I've been getting them for years. The government's data on you was never safe. They all lied.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure why we aren't just alienating hate rather than buying into it. We don't need to compromise when it comes to people as a whole. Blanket protections, they don't like it? Call them antihuman, antiamerican, antichristian, antisemitic. Call real hate out ESPECIALLY if they're hypocrites.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, the way I see it. They killed his kid who only tried to heal and teach people to be kind to each other. I think the problem is man blaming deities for their sins and then being mad that the deities turned their backs completely after demonizing the tools that Jesus used to heal.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Flag burning is actually the appropriate and respectful way to dispose of the flag. It may be burned out of disrespect, but the fact is you should burn everything when you're done with it. Especially when it's full of disease and rot. That was the mistake with the flood. Burn first. Wash after.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
The lady clothed with the sun. Many songs and legends speak of her. They say she dances with the souls as she directs them. Think of the lyrics. Think of the price Jesus Christ paid. Now think of biology in simplicity. The man has the Y chromosome. If Jesus was a virgin birth, anhk save thee cross
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Bezos owns the publication. So, it's Trump owned by blackmail. Bezos got a closet, ask his ex wife.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they are. They bow to Trump. I'm willing to take bets that someone is paying to prevent names from being outed in relation to a list. Blackmail to keep the media in check. Let them slide a little, pretend to whine about fake news, and rein it back in.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Extortion.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. We, the people, can say we don't want a king or a dictator, but the law and media supports his authoritarian desires. It doesnt matter how or why they are. All it matters is that they are.. You're either with us or against us. It's time to wash that tide and prepare to unite for all.
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302 1029 Wednesday Who's on the run? Mr. Wednesday, you're not my father or my grandfather. But I know you.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It needs appropriate regulations and educated and qualified people to keep up with them. BUT USA is reigning those in across the board. We've had two nuclear accidents in my lifetime. 1 negligence 2 on Earth's revenge. We still aren't aware of the damage. Safe as long as you're not irradiated.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I begrudge those at the top who know and understand what authoritarian means. I don't begrudge the little people who are treated like pawns but journalists and politicians alike. Why? Blue couldn't be bothered beyond some letters, and journalists turned to greed and vanity. Help the blind see!
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
He NEVER was. He said many times that he'd like to be an authoritarian. Our government played the poorly educated like pawns and a lack of journalistic integrity to report needed facts paved his way and lined it with gold and lies. Midas needs to die. Play to the camera, get those rankings.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's the thunder? If Allfather dies, who will be his heir? If Thor is chosen, his children wield the divine scales and hammer. Think about the biblical stories. Now really think about how someone likes his tricks. We hail from the AllFather. Like 👁 all over 🌎 🪽 👼 The 2nd coming has arrived.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Really dig into mythology, there's a linear story. Pronounce Sekhmet. 2nd time we met. She championed humanity. Drank a red flood. Met a doctor. Hermes. Hermetic. They've been opening tombs. Playing knowledge is power. Ra 🌞. Like Kristos 🔨, chosen one. Ram had Lamb.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, think of it like this. They crucified their Jesus so they could be forgiven. Read Revelation, it sounds more like that crucifixion led to a revenge plot to rival that flood. Circle back. Read the story of Sekhmet. Now read Revelation. Think biology. Virgin birth? No man, no Y. Ankh be my ✝️
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
And no country wants to help us because they don't want to out their own politicians, celebrities, oligarchs, and royalty. Throw in some journalists for good measure. Epstein made himself known in many ways in many countries. No one liked Trump. His name has always been tainted like plague and TB
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
If they had started calling into question reps and senators at the base (impeach and indict, those crimes were on social media and tv) after 2021, we wouldn't have a gold-obsessed pedo king out of mythology. But 2019, something else happened. Blackmail and bribery took hold of the government.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like Trump said "I'd like to be an authoritarian" repeatedly. Then, Project 2025 came out. Pointed at his streaks of hate and greed. His friendship and idealization of dictators, past and present. They liked how he hated, talked, and pointed the blame. Religion loves dictatorship for that.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
The world soured of our existence a while ago. Id like to know what fantasy land everyone grew up in. I had the internet. I made friends around the world. We haven't been liked for a long time. We're seen as rude, belligerent, ignorant, and liars. That's not based on Trump. It's based on tourism.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
They act like Lucifer's act of defiance gave them clear indication of God's will and desire When in reality, Lucifer was acting on his sister's behalf. "Why should man have divine right while using sin as a defense, while she must enact old testament laws hurting her spirit to balance their sin?"
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Blackmail and bribery. Who's being blackmailed like Intel in submitting? Who's just really greedy and can be bought into secrecy? Tapper is dancing, trying to divert and distract. I think he got caught in the act. Government started running really slowly in 2019, but someone lost their seat.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at Revelation in the Bible as well. We stuck those stories in everything, all the media. How do you help kids learn to look for things? You teach them with show and tell. Who champions the rainbow in mythology? Angels. Messengers. Aliens. Gods. Look at the shows that eerily reflect reality
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer after brushing up on your apocalyptic mythologies. Kids are getting sick. She comes to Earth to prevent a long winter. She has to talk Stormy down. They band together. Who plays dancing queen directing souls through a gate? Freyja with Loki, Doctor 🐦⬛& ⛈️
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm only 40. Isn't it funny that the cartoons of the 70s-90s were cutesy apocalyptic in nature? Like Rainbow Bright is Ragnorak for kids. She-ra. He-man. Peter Pan. Rose for my mother Christ for my father Commander Iophiel Lady/Freyja Sekhmet was asked to save man by a doctor who asked me on tv
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes us no better than them to call out these kinds of petty differences. Who cares about looks or that she's not the brightest crayon? Attack her for supporting hate when she's playing tomboy pride while hanging with "inspect women's privates" losers. Bash that. Gender is performative.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It just felt weird knowing it was a diary. Those were her private thoughts. She was a child, learning, growing. But I think it's needed, because she was a human. She was a life. It shows what hate does, dehumanizes people in favor of ideological biases and other shallow differences.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if you believe in it, he's the antichrist and it's the apocalypse. You have the horseman in political power championing different sins. Vad things are happening all over the world from the planet to the water to the animals to the plants and trees. Disease. War. Famine. Conquest. Ego.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Mr. Bowman needs to brush up on his war histories. Trump's as much of a coward as both Bowman and Hitler, but they won't get to take the cowardly way out in a bunker.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't believe I named specifics. But if we're going to play troll vs angelic commander, let's discuss Greek myth of Hermes and Aphrodite's child. They were revered with their god parents. Nymphs/angels/druids/dryads ancient spirits were whatever they wanted to be. Love Lady Iophiel/Aphrodite
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
The right echo chamber can't hear you, and thoroughly believes that he is doing this for the safety of the people. If you want to get through to them, make them watch some ww2 and other fascism or dictator documentaries. Stop with the "see we were right" comments and guide them into learning.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like the bible called him the false prophet for a reason. Like Cassandra in ancient Greek stories, but purposeful lies to lead the sheep off a cliff like lemmings.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Every loud voice needs to call that man a coward. "Are you too afraid to walk the streets?" Just add " I bet... would." Insert the names he's jealous of like Obama. "Does a bulletproof vest not fit?" CALL HIM A FAT COWARD! You'll copy and paste his liar posts but you won't do what's needed.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
He isn't aware more than half the time now.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not bash Cain for his lack of intelligence; poor guy thought ICE was just Superman's Fortress of Solitude. He's just not smart enough to dislodge from the idiocy of signing up for an organization that would/will put him in a concentration camp as both himself and the only thing he's known for
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It is a curse. And it's so strange because if you read other mythologies, trans people are obviously cherished and there wasn't sexuality rules.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
They have a book telling them to look out for that man specifically. They have had ample warnings of the angelic army's descent. Gabriel tried to tell everyone over 100 years ago. He tried to tell them in the last 20. Man can't hear our horns or else it would cause panic. He blew them in 2014.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking bets. 3rd party ends up outing them. Bonus: 3rd party gives evidence of various politicians and other high-profile people paying to keep those files hush-hush. Extra bonus: that evidence includes people outside the USA.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Musk likes to play in governments. He has contracts with a lot of them. Communications through his satellites. My money is on Musk playing turn the lights off for them all once he feels he controls a majority of what he can. He blacked out Ukraine a few weeks ago. Get ready for darkness.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
They are all fueling the war effort, on all sides. They are all making money off of war. I know that pulling USA out is part of the strategy, but we are still funding their wars. Our country is just dancing for Putin and Netanyahu now. We were never propeace. We were pro US and only US.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
If the obvious wasn't missed routinely, our country wouldn't be in the situation it is. I think it's obvious they felt their intelligence was attacked based on a pathetic attempt to call into question a grammatical error/choice on a post on the internet. Petty attacks are a sign of insecurity.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't there something the people can do about the elected officials in Congress and Senate? Many are obviously acting against the best interest of their people and working against the constitution. Isn't there a way to impeach those people? You don't need to destroy a tower moving top down.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not entirely wrong. There is money in war and they're all playing both sides. Imagine if the world as a whole built communities instead of countries. Imagine if instead of making weapons that they used resources to better all lives. Imagine if we competed through knowledge and sports.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch the Dirty Money documentaries on Netflix and Children of the Snow. Government and pedophilia go hand in hand. We know Epstein played in governments all over the world, so does Musk. Ask why only victims have pushed. Ask why other countries knew but haven't pushed. Pedos run the world.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
He had been very sick with severe pneumonia and was very close a few times. I'm only 40 and almost died from pneumonia last year. They gave me a 3 month recovery time.. Bowman pushing for that meeting is a bad look. Harassing a sick elderly religious leader to push nazi ideology. Francis said no.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Hijacking" is an interesting way to say invited.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
GOP didn't impeach Trump after SCOTUS ruled against him, and he ignored it. Heck, they let him run again. The GOP is either bought, nazis, or blackmailed into submission. Who's holding them accountable? Who's going to?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that Hegseth is still there after the first leak should tell you all you need to know. This fact was released, and he still wasn't immediately dismissed. We have a bad case of the Nazis with a side case of Putin lackey syndrome. Who's going to hold them accountable?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about the name he chose. Think about what he did before he was pope. We are 7/7 of plagues. Science fact check them. He knows Jesus walks. So, does Musk and Trump. Jesus walks and does not preach of their feet. His Jesus sent him a message last fall. Jesus does not preach because of Easter
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hilarious and scary at the same time.
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It's an obvious piss poor photoshop. It doesn't matter. You can prove it was. You could have a video of them doing and talking about it. His people don't care. His crime is simple. He's brown.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not saying don't, but why elect people that you have to beg to do their jobs? Nazis wouldn't have been able to take power AGAIN without running and being elected. There's also the paid/blackmailed. Trump has refused scotus ruling. He still sits. Who's holding him accountable? Who's arresting
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you know that when I was young, they discovered Troy by reading the story and mapping it out? That's how a lot of archeological discoveries are made. Stories come from somewhere. They have mechanical devices from Ancient Greece that they can't figure out yet. Knowledge is power. Use it.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love her, and I wish she would have won But she looks so fucking happy.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Given what they're discovering about the inventions they've found dating back to antiquity, they were a lot more advanced than our people, today, want to believe. There are talks about things that sound like GPS and AI systems in the Odyssey and Iliad. Electric lights are mentioned in Egypt.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
There is everything right about all three.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, let me give you a funny side story Jesus Christ was never a man. Jesus Christ was a woman. Y chromosomes come from the man. That has a lot to do with it.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, they missed. Got my friend Icarus.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, that shit hurts. I'm still having phantom wing pains centuries later? What about you, bro?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is just the ACs puppet trumpet. Mr. AC Made a brain chip telling you he was. He even marked it 666. But yeah. I have fire related suggestions for them. 7/7 on those plagues, science fact check them. Happy Revelations.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Jesus wants a scary looking rabbit. In my head cannon, the easter bunny isn't a bunny at all But when you're just learning to talk Bunny seems appropriate.
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And losing.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, what happens when the nazis control all the government? He's going to inact martial law. Soon. What then?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how i imagine it went. "Lecture him while you're at it!"
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
If we're going to call ourselves a democracy, we should act like a democracy. However, we haven't done that in a long time. We've played the lesser evil game too long, and now Republicans are holding a smoking gun and screaming they didn't do it while also screaming for help to hide the body.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Find a good number for it, but Sneering at and dehumanizing your own readers is also a bad look. Funding things to take away their rights makes it a worse look. Someone missed that memo. She shall not be named. lol
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
They certainly make them more interesting. Happy Stoner Jesus Day!
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Don't just dream it... be it..
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald the Nazi Cuck I mean duck. Totally meant duck. No, I didn't. lol
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And it's the Palmers ones, so they taste like plastic. Can't even have tasty poverty.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Christians like to forget/ignore that there is and was a whole world outside of their Jesus. The world existed before Jesus. The world exists after him. If they really want to stick with that, they should look at the ones Dawkins mentioned and what God did for the Jews in Egypt. JC is AntiNazis
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Blazing for Jesus! I wish we could blaze something else for Jesus..
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I would never do it to anyone but an antitrans person. If they can't respect a person just trying to live in their own body, then they don't deserve respect. This administration is inhumane.
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Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you arguing one word? One misphrase? Again, if you couldn't catch the parallels, that's on you. Believe it or not, a lot of stories are built around teaching lessons, and some of those are history lessons. Take Star Wars and take it out of the stars, now you have a similar historical story.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Your entertainment media has been blaring the warnings because of that. If you didn't catch the parallels, that's on you. We've been fighting nazis extra hard in everything. We've been showing you dystopia futures that are looking very eerie. Handmaid's Tale Severance Black Mirror Just to name 3
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Conservatives and liberals alike seem to miss and deny the science. They also missed that the entire Old Testament is reframed myths to support monotheism. And the the last half is a bunch of journals. Luke is a cute nickname for Lucifer, too. Don't you think?
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
You should google Iophiel. That's your Jesus. That's me. Happy Revelations. 7/7 on our plagues. Science fact them. 😘
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
PS Jesus Suns doing its job for Revelations. But seriously, I hope it doesn't cause too much interference or does if it's helpful. Whatever works... plus rainbows at night. That's always cool.
Iffy Bell (@tinker-iffy.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically, it was the wrists, so more like a Pan's Labyrinth kind of image.
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Jesus is the boogeyman for the Nazis.