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New Yorker, union activist, employment lawyer, dad, generational trauma ender. He/him.

created July 6, 2023

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I was doing this "guys I remember" thing with once-hyped Yankees prospects who never went anywhere, and apparently Andrew Brackman is so obscure he doesn't even have a photo on BBRef? He was one of the "Killer B's" that were to be the future of Yankees pitching, along with Betances and Banuelos.

Some guys I remember from 21st century baseball
3/9/2025, 3:26:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just preordered, but curious - I generally prefer e-books (after repeatedly having to move NYC apartments and having half the weight of my stuff be books); is there a particular reason it's not being sold in that format?

2/9/2025, 10:02:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrifying! There was a brief window when formula wasn't available and I was legitimately worried about my newborn starving to death.

2/9/2025, 9:59:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, my son was born in February 2020, weeks before the world shut down, so we had some extra time on our hands when he was a newborn.

2/9/2025, 9:38:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife couldn't breast feed, so it was formula for both of them, and we swapped nights for who would be on baby duty so we'd always be getting a decent night's sleep every other night.

2/9/2025, 9:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She never cried, she never interacted with us. I had to schedule when feed her and change her because she didn't know when she was hungry or needed to be changed. Eventually it turned out her ADHD was so bad that she literally had to be taught to be aware of her body and her surroundings.

2/9/2025, 9:36:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This might be part of my daughter's special needs. I remember talking to her pediatrician when she was 2 and saying I was concerned she wasn't speaking, so the doctor asked me what she'd do if she wanted to get my attention, and I was kind of at a loss. She had never tried to get my attention.

2/9/2025, 9:34:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They really mix well together. She's starting to get frustrated because her little brother is more academically advanced than she is - she can't read; she doesn't remember right and left; stuff like that - but she makes him a lot more social.

2/9/2025, 9:18:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter has no fear and so she makes friends everywhere she goes, because she just walks up to everybody and says "hey I love your hair / shirt / backpack/ whatever, do you want to be my friend?" My son can be a bit more introverted, and so she kind of drags him along socially.

2/9/2025, 9:17:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very lucky they get along! As for the feeling responsible for her, it's kind of the opposite. Her issue is an extreme form of ADHD, which on the one hand causes her academic issues (well below the first percentile in academic testing) but on the other hand makes her the most personable, outgoing kid

2/9/2025, 9:16:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that they're 5 and 7, it's very clear that having two kids makes my life much, much easier than it would be if I only had one kid. My daughter requires CONSTANT interaction, from the moment she wakes up until the moment she goes to sleep, and if my son wasn't there to provide that I'd have to.

2/9/2025, 9:00:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's possible I'm biased here because my oldest child has special needs, but the difference in life difficulty going from one kid to two kids (my son was born when my daughter was 18 months old) was negligible. Having two kids was mayber 10% harder than having one kid.

2/9/2025, 8:57:57 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The founder of Moms For Liberty is a swinger whose husband was arrested for sexual assault after a woman they'd brought home expressed reservations and he allegedly didn't take no for an answer.

2/9/2025, 8:45:48 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mehdi Hasan Isaac Chotiner ???? ???? Like, the only conservatives who can make thoughtful and compelling points are Never Trumpers who wouldn't really be arguing about anything. I can't think of a single MAGA intellectual who can actually make you stop and think "that's an interesting perspective."

2/9/2025, 8:41:37 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok Trump is live at the press conference now and he looks healthy, so.

2/9/2025, 6:49:23 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is now 45 minutes late for his scheduled Oval Office announcement.

2/9/2025, 6:45:04 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the key components of "you gotta show people you are alive" is that you do, in fact, gotta show people you're alive, and, welp.

2/9/2025, 6:42:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Usually, yes. He's famously late for his rallies, but not scheduled speeches from the White House.

2/9/2025, 6:34:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is now 30 minutes late for his scheduled Oval Office announcement.

2/9/2025, 6:30:12 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump is now 15 minutes late for his scheduled Oval Office announcement.

2/9/2025, 6:15:30 PM | 48 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nvidia is the largest company in the world by market cap. 90% of their revenue comes from data centers, and more than half of their data center revenue comes from just 3 companies (unnamed in SEC filings, but believed to be xAI, OpenAI, and Meta). The AI bubble is like 10 dudes passing cash around.

2/9/2025, 5:20:50 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Famously nobody but gay men ever contracted HIV.

2/9/2025, 5:13:38 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's right! Forgot about him because he was outside of Dublin (although so was Casement, but of course his arrest and execution was a wholly different matter).

2/9/2025, 4:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't have my copy of Coogan's biography handy, which goes into it in detail, but my understanding is that de Valera's wife raised his US citizenship to the American consulate, and the Consul contacted Dublin Castle about it, which delayed things long enough for public sentiment to take over.

2/9/2025, 4:38:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a lawyer in London!

2/9/2025, 4:33:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably more fair to say that his execution was delayed as a result of his US citizenship until public sentiment turned against executions. He was the only commondant during the Rising not to be executed.

2/9/2025, 4:22:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Con Colbert: Bakery clerk Sean Heuston: Lifetime revolutionary Thomas Kent: Landed gentry Eamon de Valera: Mathematics professor So, yeah, revolutions tend to take all kinds of people in, and not all of them have the same agendas (Connolly was a radical communist the other leaders didn't like). 4/4

2/9/2025, 4:19:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joseph Plunkett: Poet Eamonn Ceannt: Accountant Sean MacDermott: Newspaper manager Ned Daly: Shop clerk William Pearse: Theater teacher Michael O'Hanrahan: Journalist and author John MacBride: Lifetime revolutionary, soldier Michael Mallin - Soldier, union leader 3/x

2/9/2025, 4:15:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roger Casement: Internationally famous human rights activist and investigative journalist Countess Constance Markievicz: Landed gentry Patrick Pearse: Poet and school master Tom Clarke: lifetime revolutionary James Connolly: Labor union leader Thomas MacDonagh: Literature professor 2/x

2/9/2025, 4:10:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because I'm most familiar with, I'm going to give the names of everyone sentenced to death by the British Government for the 1916 Easter Rising in Ireland, and their occupations (de Valera and Markievicz had their sentences commuted for being a US citizen and being a woman, respectively). 1/x

2/9/2025, 4:06:46 PM | 14 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime used to be a problem on the NYC subway. Like, in the 80's. It has not been a problem for 30 years, and framing "the existence of homeless people" as "crime" is appalling.

2/9/2025, 3:51:36 PM | 60 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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New White House ballroom will be the Trump D.C. Golf Club with a world class 18 hole course on the National Mall and a $50 million initiation fee.

2/9/2025, 3:26:02 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOVE the deep cut

2/9/2025, 3:23:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not going to go so far as to say it's a great movie, but if you're not bothered by body horror it's worth a watch just for sheer batshit craziness (made crazier because the lead couple are married IRL):

2/9/2025, 3:18:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife and I watched a very bizarre horror movie last night where someone insisted that their partner change their Facebook status to "BRB dying" before they died.

2/9/2025, 3:14:22 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes I think that violent overthrows of European governments is a thing that only happened in the distant past, and then I remember that Nicolae Ceaușescu was only 28 years old when Trump was born and that all three of his kids were born after Trump.

2/9/2025, 2:59:58 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live look at Trump's speech:

2/9/2025, 2:44:40 AM | 31 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nadler's district - Manhattan between 14th Street and 90th Street - is D+33, so it's not like he's the only Democrat who could win it. Good for him retiring when the time came.

2/9/2025, 12:36:23 AM | 168 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spent 90 minutes at the Grand Canyon watching the shadows play off the walls as the sun set; 11/10 would recommend.

2/9/2025, 12:31:07 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Term life insurance

1/9/2025, 10:04:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come to me for other baseball oddities such as "Ross Barnes hit .401, .430, and .431 his first three years in the majors, until they changed the rules to make his signature play - bunting where the ball would first bounce in fair territory before shooting towards the dugout - a foul ball."

1/9/2025, 8:26:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In 1884, Ed Williamson of the Chicago White Stockings set an MLB record with 27 home runs; this record lasted until Babe Ruth hit 29 in 1919. Lake Front Park had outfield dimensions of 186' in LF; 300' in CF; and 196' in RF. 1884 was the only year balls over the wall counted as HRs instead of 2Bs.

1/9/2025, 8:23:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vance vs. Tyson

1/9/2025, 5:43:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never stop finding it amusing that Tabitha King almost divorced Stephen King two times: once because of his addiction in the 80's, and once because while he was writing 11/22/63 he listened to Mambo No. 5 on repeat 18 hours a day. This is true.

1/9/2025, 5:41:20 PM | 112 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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It makes me sad that the dog in this video is probably dead by now.

1/9/2025, 1:37:29 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the 5th time in Judge's career that he's played enough to qualify for the batting title, and potentially the 4th of those 5 seasons he's hit 50 HR (the exception being 2021 when he hit 39).

31/8/2025, 9:36:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aaron Judge needs 7 HR in the Yankees' last 27 games to reach 50 HR in a season for the fourth time (at his current pace he'd hit 9 more this season). This would tie him for the all- time Major League record for 50 HR seasons, with Sammy Sosa (1998-2001) and Babe Ruth (1920-21; 1927-28).

31/8/2025, 9:33:19 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the type of person who's super- excited about the potential for AI to replace all human interaction.

31/8/2025, 8:40:34 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 5 year old tried to ask Alexa to play the soundtrack from KPop Demon Hunters, but instead it played this Christian thrash metal song, which my son absolutely loved, so anyway now I'm getting him into Pantera.

31/8/2025, 8:34:43 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy's gonna die in one of his trap rooms and they're never going to find his body. The realtor will have to sell it as-is, body included... somewhere.

31/8/2025, 8:25:57 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A forgotten moment in the height of COVID deaths in NYC in April 2020 was that as hospitals filled with COVID victims, the Navy sent a hospital ship to NYC to handle all of the non- COVID patients, except there weren't any because people put off non- essential surgery and nobody was injured at home.

31/8/2025, 4:07:32 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime went down drastically in NYC in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, because everybody stayed inside to avoid the toxic fumes and the fear of more terrorist attacks. Therefor we need more 9/11s.

31/8/2025, 4:04:58 PM | 48 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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There isn't a lot of extant Nazi economic theory, but to the extent it exists, this is it (particularly with regard to Aktion T4, involuntary euthanasia for disabled people).

31/8/2025, 3:27:47 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This fits neatly with work requirements for Medicaid and SNAP. If people are working, especially at minimum wage jobs, they're creating economic surplus for the nation, and so it's economically advantageous to sustain their lives to allow them to continue to do so. If not, not.

31/8/2025, 3:25:40 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is very easy. Person A is expected to create $X in economic output over the rest of their lifetime, and cost $Y in support resources. If $X < $Y, it's economically advantageous for the state to let them die.

31/8/2025, 3:21:06 AM | 29 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when Queen Elizabeth died, and the entire nation of Ireland united in a day of joy and laughter? Like that.

31/8/2025, 3:03:53 AM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pumpkins are a new world vegetable, so I don't know if they've ever really been a staple crop in any European cuisine or key component of any European culture.

31/8/2025, 2:42:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Through the first 23 games of the 2011-2012 season, Lin barely got any minutes as a borderline rotation player. He then scored: 25 28 23 38 20 27 Points to lead the Knicks in scoring every game during the first 6 games of a 7 game winning streak, and he is a famous human being as a result.

31/8/2025, 2:03:30 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Linsanity was the closest thing the NBA ever got to Fernandomania, except it lasted like three weeks instead of a season

31/8/2025, 1:54:08 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When my father died, his third wife claimed to my mother that I have two siblings I'd never heard of. I did some investigating and none of the biographical details provided made sense, and there is no record of them existing anywhere. I'm reasonably certain his widow just made them up? Life's fun.

31/8/2025, 1:52:05 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yyyep.

31/8/2025, 1:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the scariest shot in any movie I've ever seen, but most people haven't seen the film, so it's not as recognizable (explanation in alt text).

Shot from Audition where a woman is sitting motionless on the floor, with a phone and a tied up sack in the background. In context it's horrifying because the first hour of the film has been essentially a romantic comedy, and as the protagonist is about to call his putative romantic partner, we cut to her waiting motionless on the floor for him to call, with the implication that she's been sitting there motionless for hours, if not days. As soon as the phone starts ringing, the bag behind her starts writhing silently, with something alive inside it.
30/8/2025, 11:48:19 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only one that springs to mind:

Shower scene from Psycho
30/8/2025, 11:24:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come, rest with me. I have a nice warm bed prepared for you; you can lie down and forget all of your worries.

30/8/2025, 10:56:28 PM | 23 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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This except "checking Truth Social while driving"

30/8/2025, 10:08:23 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have mice in my house. That doesn't stop me from eating in my house. It's fine. Rats, different story. Those things are evil.

30/8/2025, 6:20:22 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seeing the lead strategist for Mitt Romney's 2012 campaign saying Democrats need to abolish ICE and nationalize SpaceX should be a wakeup call to Chuck Schumer. But it won't be.

30/8/2025, 3:09:47 PM | 345 122 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey man just saying that maybe this technology shouldn't exist.

30/8/2025, 3:01:50 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was living in Detroit, and they just happened to be playing at my local record store when I was going there to buy a Nine Inch Nails t-shirt. Their whole vibe was just so weird that I picked up the EP they were promoting and promptly forgot about them until they became a thing in, what, 2000?

30/8/2025, 8:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Misogyny so clear you can see it with your naked eye

30/8/2025, 3:22:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok I don't really like Bush either but I'm jealous of that one

30/8/2025, 3:16:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a very weird flex, but: I saw Insane Clown Posse in 1993 play in a record store the size of a 7-11.

30/8/2025, 3:07:36 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably doesn't taste very good

30/8/2025, 2:51:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I definitely call Rochester "upstate"

30/8/2025, 2:48:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See I can't do poutine because there's no way I'm gonna eat something with "curd" in the name. Just conjures up an image of rancid curdled milk that's been sitting in the sun for 6 days.

30/8/2025, 2:47:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a time when I was worried Kimbrel was going to break a bunch of Mariano Rivera's records, but that, uh, seems unlikely at this point.

30/8/2025, 2:38:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark Teixeira is running for Congress on a MAGA platform, and that makes me sad.

30/8/2025, 2:31:48 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are the odds that Truth Social has an LLM designed to continue making his posts after he dies, and that Mike Johnson says that LLM gets to continue being President?

30/8/2025, 1:45:35 AM | 76 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah man, totally, everybody gives Sharknado a pass because it's made for adults.

30/8/2025, 1:42:08 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I keep forgetting there's another Portland in Oregon.

29/8/2025, 11:40:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely jaw-dropping for a sitting judge to say this. Not sure if non-lawyers can really appreciate how bonkers it is for a judge to say out loud that their goal is to "rebuild the conservative movement."

29/8/2025, 5:17:56 PM | 40 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schumer is good at fundraising and nothing else, and Jeffries isn't even good at that, so I'm not exactly sure what metric people are using to say they're doing a great job.

29/8/2025, 5:16:23 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't realize that many people flew in and out of Maine?

29/8/2025, 5:08:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right now I have OH (now that Sherrod Brown is running) and Alaska (if Peltola runs for Senate instead of Governor) in my "hope" pile. Democrats would need to pick up 4 seats (win all of those and not lose GA or MI) to pick up the Senate.

29/8/2025, 5:01:24 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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With Ernst (6.6%) and TIllis (1.7%) not seeking re-election, the only incumbent Republican Senators running for re-election who won in 2020 by less than 10% are John Cornyn (9.8%) and Susan Collins (8.6%). Democrats should pick up NC and ME; not sure if IA gets thrown in the "hope" pile yet.

29/8/2025, 4:53:09 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Same gold chain with a crucifix and a shamrock hanging on it in all 3 photos, which my grandmother gave me for my 16th birthday and which has never come off my neck since.

29/8/2025, 4:41:49 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you never want to sleep again, read about the Goiania incident where 4 people died and hundreds were contaminated with Caesium-137 poisoning, including a little girl who rubbed it on her bodybecause she thought the glow was pretty.

29/8/2025, 4:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit, 18,000 bags of peeled shrimp only weigh 2 pounds? Who's buying these 1/20th of a gram bags of shrimp?

29/8/2025, 4:36:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And, just for shits and giggles, me this morning at 44. Time comes for us all, sooner or later.

29/8/2025, 4:24:50 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are MAGA people in my Long Island town (less than 20 miles from Queens) who swear that NYC is a festering hellhole of murder and that it's unsafe to walk the streets, and when I show them pictures of my kids just walking around Manhattan they call me a bad parent for endangering them.

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On this list of cities by homicide rate, the highest ranked US city is... New Orleans, at 28th, followed by Memphis, at 30th. Maybe look a little closer to home, Mike.

29/8/2025, 2:58:38 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually pretty sure that Brexit / Trump will harm my grandchildren, assuming my 5 and 7 year olds eventually have kids.

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Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social) reply parent

That's probably the best example, yeah.

29/8/2025, 2:49:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social) reply parent

The closest I can think of are propagandists like Leni Reifenstahl and Clara Stauffer. But I can't think of any fascist government that had women in any kind of real positions of political power, and that's at least something to chew on.

29/8/2025, 2:45:02 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social)

Watching this clip through to the absolutely jaw-dropping misogyny at the end made me think - in the history of fascism, has there ever been a woman in any real position of power? I'm not talking about the Ilse Kochs of the world. I mean people with real political power.

29/8/2025, 2:44:08 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social) reply parent

If you had heard all the leftists I've spoken to who said openly racist shit the moment there were only white people in the room...

29/8/2025, 2:26:34 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social)

Hey man just saying that maybe this technology shouldn't exist.

29/8/2025, 2:13:49 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social)

There are no pictures of me at age 21 because I was in law school, suffering horrific mental illness, and rarely got out of bed. I'll split the difference and give one photo of me at 17 and one at 25.

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Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social)

1. Be kind 2. Be self-reflective 3. Be honest with your doctor and do what they tell you

29/8/2025, 12:33:40 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Too Big to Fail (@toobigtofail.bsky.social)

People say this, but the NYC Metropolitan area (below) is 180 miles East- West and 140 miles North- South. Just from a land perspective, to be the same size the LA metro area would have to include everything from Malibu to Tijuana.

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