The hell he does. The less we hear from him, the better.
The hell he does. The less we hear from him, the better.
I’ll be looking forward to the next book, “Water Is Wet!” 😜
Who knew?? Seriously, did ANYONE knew???
And the evidence of that is…?
The US voted for the guy we all knew was gonna pardon them, so clearly “we” want them celebrated and rewarded for their patriotism — and cash settlements will help them prepare to return to DC to be Trump’s MAGAt Militia when he calls for them.
She should sue them for $2B so they can quickly settle and nuzzle her taint like they did with Trump.
You’re right, but we know there’s another similarly-deranged anti-science anti-medicine anti-evidence anti-facts anti-truth sociopath waiting in line for the job who will be just as bad. 🤦
“Please clap.”
RFKjr : Oh yeah!
And we wouldn’t even know his name if Obama hadn’t bent over backwards to choose Garland just to appease the Rethuglicans in the Senate at the time.
Did the turnpike commission close her rest-area glory-hole or can she just work that again?
That’s what “great again” costs, apparently.
As each of my iDevices expire, and I have several, I will be replacing them with non-Apple products. Cook nuzzling Trump’s taint despite the fact that Trump and his polyps think Cook is less than human and doesn’t deserve rights and protections sickens me.
Dude, they’re very concerned! What more could anyone possibly expect from them??
Got-damn, Amurica is GREAT again!
It’s what morons think a “successful” person’s house looks like inside. You know, because they’re morons.
This is what 77M Americans voted for. 🤷🏼♂️
I could not be more disgusted by Cook’s ongoing efforts to nuzzle Trump’s taint.
That whole “when they go low, we go high” thing was bullshit from the moment it left her mouth. Yeesh.
“We’ll save hundreds of dollars on soap!”
I do, too!
Who could’ve seen that coming?? WHO??
For republicans, the cruelty o the point. Fuck you for not being born an old rich white guy.
In one game?? That’s amazing!
Who saw this coming?? Seriously, who?? Anyone?? Do you know anyone who saw this coming???
It’s so funny that Scarborough thinks there will be free & fair elections in 2026.
What’s the over/under on how many minutes will mysteriously be missing from this interview?
“I think it’s a Huffy, I don’t know.”
#NowPlaying Prince > The Gold Experience > Billy Jack Bitch
BUT WILL THEY WRITE A STRONGLY-WORDED LETTER??
He should’ve borrowed a real penis.
WHY NO CAPS HAT
I’m sure Petey has his hand all up in a lot of guys. For business *and* pleasure.
But Hillary’s emails! And Obama’s tan suit! And Clinton’s sax solo on Arsenio! And Kennedy had a mistress!
A whole lot of hell can be raised by… who, the millions of people who could’ve voted against the Syphilitic Yam and chose not to?
But they *can* be re-elected.
As soon as she confesses that neither she nor Epstein ever met or even heard of anyone named Trump or in the Trump world.
Of course, unless there’s a free & fair election tomorrow (or ever again), what does it matter? MAGAts voted him in, sane people didn’t vote against him in sufficient numbers, so we’re getting the results of the last (both meanings) election.
For republicans, the cruelty is the point. Rich old white men will always be able to get whatever care & meds they want, for themselves and their families. So fuck you if you weren’t born rich & white — sorry about your luck.
The best way to get all the yappy MAGAts back in line is to stir them up with some good old-fashioned racism.
Give that li’l house-elf a sock and get him tf outta here.
And a montage of “I Like Ike!” memorabilia?
Like I’m gonna believe anything this government has to say.
Maybe somebody should tell voters.
I’m willing to bet that at least a few members of SCOTUS disagree with you. And will say so.
For every Republican, the cruelty is the point.
I understood maybe 60% of the words in this post.
As with all Republicans, the cruelty is the point.
A parchment that old will burn real nice at Trump’s next “Yay I’m King!” parade/cookout/bonfire.
…which would matter *if* there’s ever another legitimate election.
Even the whole package?
Then they shouldn’t have elected the shitbags who passed it. #ElectionsHaveConsequences
Yeah, that’s AI — the hands are too big.
I’m sure that she’s… concerned.
Many of us are, apparently.
To be clear: Are you talking about the MAGAts in government, or the MAGAts who put them there?
We the American People who were dumb enough to elect all these shitbags in the first place?
Wet and chonky— that’s a good combo.
But boy-howdy, is this a great way to distract the MAGAt morons from the fact that rich old white men are stealing all the money.
The problem has *never* been that undocumented foreigners are *taking* US jobs, it’s that US employers are *giving* them those jobs so those employers can get away with paying less in salaries and benefits.
He bought off the rack. 😂
Was no large-animal veterinarian available to help her?
Extensions? I care more about privacy & security. Sync across devices? Safari does it better. Integration w/other Google services is bad, not good. Chrome gets faster updates? Because it’s crappy & needs them. Still a memory-hog. Customization? No, privacy! Adding a feature Safari has? 🙄 Bad advice.
Thanks for the update.
So when are the courts going to start enforcing their orders??
Let’s hope it gets really shitty really quickly. But that being said: It is deeply distressing that the only “out” we have is infighting between the MAGAt morons rather than a functioning Congress or SCOTUS. We sat in our warming water far too long, and now we lack the ability to jump out.
Good luck.
What’s the over/under on how long before she becomes the latest Elmo-spawn-incubator?
Wait, I thought Corey Lewandowski transitioned into Krispy Noem.
“Went ahead and went back”? So, you… stayed in place? (Probably easier to art that way.)
As opposed to getting info from the guy who introduced the NEW POPE like he’s a starter for the CHICAGO BULLS?
Maybe if Comey didn’t help make the Syphilitic Yam POTUS in 2016, the SS (fitting) wouldn’t care what Comey had to say in 2025.
Best. Soundtrack. Ever.
Well, to be fair: In 2016 Comey fucked around, so it’s probably time for him to find out.
I kinda like Comey’s suggestion.
I bet he’s black, too.
The Syphilitic Yam isn’t that smart. His social-media diarrhea-bursts are a direct colon to his maggot-infested brain. The “distraction” is the shitstorm his handlers are unleashing all at once to “shock and awe” everyone into stunned paralysis (and also a rush to cause harm before courts step in).
Ironic that she shot that in her car and posted it on TikTok or no?
And his previous position will be filled by Cardinal Updog.
Outstanding.
And that’s why you always leave a note.
Isn’t Cardinal Rawdog on the short-list?
Only if he can impregnate a few while he’s there.
Well how else would you indicate the slight pause in singing the lyrics, Captain Punctuation McSmartypants??
“The Godfather”, wedding scene.
“Mission Impossible 3: Time for Wapner!”
“Sit down, Cardinal Secola, you’ll never win!”
Hey, how about a “spoiler alert” here.
I had to have my mom read this to me and now we’re both offended.
Yeah, she resigned because y’all are nuzzling Trump’s taint these days, like your boss Jeff Bozos.
Is there an election this week? Will we have another free, fair election ever again?
Looking forward to your Expos-é!
#NowPlaying: Dr. John > City Lights > Dance the Night Away with You.
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
And that’s why he moved more like Captain Dan than Lamar Jackson.
Groucho Meowarx?
Imma wait for Matt Damon’s “We Bought a Pope”.
We have the highly sentient meats!
Not anymore, pal. From now on, it’ll be Lake Great Again!
Which one’s the dude?