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@totaltim.bsky.social

Fantasy and horror enthusiast.

created September 20, 2023

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Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

The "Don't sexualize nuns" discourse back on Twitter was priceless for exactly this reason.

2/9/2025, 8:53:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Because you're being paid to promote it. Cut the shit.

2/9/2025, 7:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pizza (@freepizza4life.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Reason 1: our shareholders are leveraged up to their tits on this AI shit and if it doesn't pan out they'll hollow out our paper to recoup their losses"

2/9/2025, 2:16:20 PM | 360 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" (@captainruck.bsky.social) reposted

Since Michael turned off replies and quote tweets, like any good journalist seeking the truth would, I'll point out that people like him, Nate Silver, Matt Yglesias, etc. say shit like this as cover for the fact that THEY DO NOT SUPPORT THE POLICY AND THEY WANT IT TO FAIL.

Michael J. Stern ‪@michaeljstern.bsky.social‬ Follow While I think in many ways Nate Silver is an idiot, there is a lot about far left progressivism that is a complete turn off to many centric Democrats and left leaning Republicans. It makes it more difficult for us to win elections. We can begin with “defund the police.“ September 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM Replies disabled
2/9/2025, 4:17:19 AM | 988 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a bot.

2/9/2025, 7:10:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

There would be no need to scold anyone if there weren't grifters unironically telling their Facebook-addled liberal boomer followers that he was actually, in fact, dead. Looking at Christopher Webb and Occupy Democrats.

2/9/2025, 7:06:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social)

If you thought that AI-edited image posted by Christopher Webb (and promoted by the propaganda group Occupy Democrats) was real, you're a fucking idiot.

2/9/2025, 7:01:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I find myself saying "ba ba ba ba ba" when I'm trying to rush through reading something.

2/9/2025, 4:25:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

If we all report it for misinformation, maybe something will be done. I'd be surprised, but I reported it anyway.

2/9/2025, 3:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You should re-examine whether or not you're a good judge of character, because Christofer Webb is either very stupid to think the picture on the right is an accurate representation, or he's just another grifter.

2/9/2025, 3:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Every single one of these has been funny.

2/9/2025, 3:31:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time a Catholic starts one of these fights it's so tempting to just hit them with Bill Burr's "Don't you think the Catholic Church went a little too far? Moreso than my cartoon?"

2/9/2025, 2:52:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been enjoying Marc Maron's crusade against this anti-woke bullshit.

2/9/2025, 2:39:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol he sued Cartoon Network for this.

2/9/2025, 2:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the public actually well informed about what you're doing and what its uses are, or have they been fed anti-education propaganda?

2/9/2025, 2:01:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because conservatism is at odds with the humanities, dude.

2/9/2025, 1:58:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I love when one of these fucking losers disables replies and quote posts and still gets ratioed.

2/9/2025, 3:05:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social)

You've been watching ICE terrorize families and deport people without due process and you're still not on board with defunding the police, you sackless piece of shit?

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2/9/2025, 3:00:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

1/9/2025, 11:09:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

The main opposition to universities right now largely believes schools are putting litter boxes in their bathrooms for students who are furries. These factions you're trying to appease are not serious people.

1/9/2025, 11:06:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't be apolitical when one political party is actively trying to undermine the sciences and promote widespread ignorance more than any other party.

1/9/2025, 10:51:53 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

No, the lobotomy is not more likely. You were right the first time. OP put the photo through an AI program and it made up picture data to fill in the blanks left by the low resolution and blurry pixels.

1/9/2025, 8:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, if you have any respect for your followers' mental states, you'll delete the original post. The image on the right literally isn't real. You're making these liberal baby boomers schizophrenic for clout. I reported it for misinformation.

1/9/2025, 8:46:21 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not Trump, because the picture on the right is not real. It's a bad AI-generated "enhancement" of the picture on the left. Notice the fucked up flag and "USA" on his hat. Many people in the comments are pointing this out, and schizos are arguing with us.

1/9/2025, 8:31:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

With all due respect, you ARE gullible. The picture on the right is literally not real. Is it mansplaining to tell you that you're wrong? You are. Sorry.

1/9/2025, 8:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

No, the one on the left is the pic the WH put out today. The one on the right, which OP says he "enhanced," is an AI-generated hallucination based on a guess as to what the pixels mean. That's why the flag and the "USA" in the second photo are all fucked up. It's AI slop.

1/9/2025, 8:08:40 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't just "enhance" a bad photo with AI and claim it's accurate, you doofus. For example, here's what that "face" on the moon looks like with a higher-quality camera.

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1/9/2025, 7:28:02 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not mansplaining. What do you think OP used to "enhance" the lo-res photo? An AI program. Dale is absolutely right.

1/9/2025, 7:18:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

No, dude, OP just ran a shitty blurry photo through an AI and it spat out a hallucination based on pixel colors and shadows.

1/9/2025, 7:16:01 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Bridgette, that is not what a "sharpen" feature does. CSI is not real life. There is no magic "enhance" button that turns a blurry, pixelated mess into a super accurate, sharp image. You're the one thinking like a Trump supporter by falling for AI-generated slop.

1/9/2025, 7:08:52 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened is that you fed a blurry photo into an AI and it guessed at what the face might look like based on nearby colors and pixels. CSI is not real life, bro.

1/9/2025, 6:58:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

There's no right way to use Google's AI Overview.

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1/9/2025, 3:32:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Miller has to be given capital punishment by whatever system comes next if this country is to have any future at all.

31/8/2025, 10:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social)

Trafficking children appears to be Trump's favorite thing.

31/8/2025, 10:31:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that it's fake means some random clout chaser wrote this all out in AAVE on purpose.

31/8/2025, 9:07:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately fake.

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31/8/2025, 9:03:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You're an idiot.

31/8/2025, 5:54:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop analogizing people's life-and-death material conditions as optional pizza toppings!

31/8/2025, 5:43:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I know what a metaphor is. I'm telling you that your metaphor is fucking stupid and doesn't work. If you're willing to sell out one marginalized group, you'll sell out any number of the others.

31/8/2025, 4:14:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

People's rights are not comparable to pizza toppings, creep.

31/8/2025, 3:46:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a "former" Republican. You don't get to just barge into someone else's party and start barking orders.

31/8/2025, 3:45:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

You're supposed to use toilet paper and flush it.

31/8/2025, 3:35:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

What if she were a pillar of wives

31/8/2025, 3:59:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I accidentally like a bad post because I doubled tapped with my thumb while scrolling. As long as you unlike it before anyone checks for your name in her likes, it should be fine.

31/8/2025, 3:48:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

We expect treachery from Republicans. Democrats have utterly failed to do anything about it.

31/8/2025, 3:44:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

It does explain it. Hitler was an occultist.

31/8/2025, 3:36:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

👐 He lived an amazing life.

31/8/2025, 3:27:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Many people are saying it.

31/8/2025, 3:13:23 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

As a man, I'm always agreeing with takes on the internet.

31/8/2025, 3:12:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because you can't actually deny anything I just said.

31/8/2025, 1:41:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not a "purist." You just don't have any policy convictions or standards. Trump is a symptom. He is not the disease.

31/8/2025, 1:41:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why they're pushing candidates like Newsom. That's why they have their mouthpieces in the consultant class trying to convince you that standing up for trans people and immigrants is a losing issue. That's why they use cringey, environmentally destructive AI memes. They're not on our side.

31/8/2025, 1:39:43 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me give you a reality check: They can't help us get rid of Trump. Kamala brought them in and she got fewer Republican votes than Biden did. Getting rid of Trump isn't even their goal. They're politically homeless, so their goal is to make the Democratic Party more conservative. That's it.

31/8/2025, 1:36:10 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen every single episode of Everybody Loves Raymond dozens of times, so I was unironically a Ray Romano fan when I was a kid and Ice Age came out.

31/8/2025, 1:10:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be exactly like Death of Stalin except he was jerking off instead of reading a letter.

31/8/2025, 12:37:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Satire, I guess.

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31/8/2025, 12:22:47 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Never Trump Republicans are not "good." The most prominent ones were all cheerleaders if not the architects of the illegal Iraq War.

31/8/2025, 12:11:39 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

So you won't tolerate any criticism of Newsom or acknowledge that he has any right-wing stances, then?

31/8/2025, 12:08:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Politicians don't get to make "satire."

31/8/2025, 12:04:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

The Hooters one is killing me.

30/8/2025, 9:08:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

College freshman-level English major brain and its consequences, etc.

30/8/2025, 8:38:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Hilary Layne

30/8/2025, 7:15:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Also a lot of the stuff she labels porn just ... isn't.

30/8/2025, 7:11:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

She made a video last month calling modern literature "degenerate" and claiming that erotica is bad and ruins readers' lives. She deleted a lot of the more critical comments she received, so it's just a TERF haven in her replies now.

30/8/2025, 7:10:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Brandon Fuck and his corny-ass dialogue and prose.

30/8/2025, 7:08:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's important to read the classics" is not elitist advice, people.

30/8/2025, 7:07:34 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, we just want something to be happy about, even if it's just for one week.

30/8/2025, 3:41:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social)

I went into the Battle Hub last night for the first time in Street Fighter 6 (I'm only bronze so far) and then I realized Ken Masters just looks like blonde Conan the Barbarian.

30/8/2025, 3:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN: Huge win for Donald Trump as court rules he can put a thousand orphans in the orphan crushing machine

29/8/2025, 9:05:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Super Nintendo Chalmers (@snchalmers.bsky.social) reposted

I fucking despise Chuck Schumer

29/8/2025, 2:46:48 PM | 2762 544 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, congrats.

29/8/2025, 4:39:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I learned plenty about Torres from this interview. It's just that none of it was good.

29/8/2025, 3:37:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:18:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm cautiously optimistic, but I'm 33 and I've been hearing that a cure might be on the horizon since I was diagnosed at 9. These stories always pop up and then disappear.

29/8/2025, 3:14:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Never forget

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29/8/2025, 12:36:54 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted

We will be jettisoning trans rights from the Dem Party platform over my room-temperature fucking corpse. We are leaving no one behind, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. A core tenet of American identity is that we, not the government, define ourselves. All of us get protections or none of us do

28/8/2025, 11:42:06 PM | 1803 505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that the vaccine worked proved that the government could do good things if it really wanted to, and they can't have that.

28/8/2025, 6:45:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

This has nothing to do with communism.

27/8/2025, 11:13:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

This is roughly the same percentage of Democrats who wanted Biden to halt the weapons shipments, and Democratic politicians still called them antisemites.

27/8/2025, 10:40:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

And fandom still isn't even the most destructive thing nerds ever created, which might be Facebook.

27/8/2025, 9:42:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social)

It turns out Hideaki Anno was right. The true meaning of Evangelion was "who cares. Pick up a football."

27/8/2025, 9:28:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Democratic voters and the Democratic Party just want mutually exclusive things. Voters want policies that prioritize the working class. Corporate donors want policies that prioritize capital. The Democrats are siding with corporate donors like they always do. That's why they're losing.

27/8/2025, 6:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mattie Lewis (@devilsdoorbell.bsky.social) reposted

@support.bsky.team unsuspend Dorian’s account. This is ridiculous. Wishing ill on a billionaire who’s made it her mission to harm trans people isn’t an actionable threat. You won’t suspend the “enjoy the camps” Blue MAGA freaks but queer people wishing ill on someone who is harming them is too far?

27/8/2025, 12:20:33 PM | 23 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

And if you ask his fans any follow-up questions, like "how does he hope to sustainably reheat Mars' core?" they'll just throw out some bullshit accusing you of not believing in human ingenuity.

27/8/2025, 5:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

"AI geurlfriend, why ah yew leaving me for Groimes?"

27/8/2025, 5:45:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do people think a horror movie is?

27/8/2025, 1:27:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:33:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up, stupid.

26/8/2025, 12:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

But we know LLMs are a grift by a bunch of sociopathic nerds trying to make money off of sci-fi vibes and hype, so use your brain and don't be a rube.

26/8/2025, 12:49:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

No, stupid.

26/8/2025, 12:39:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably assumed California was the most "extreme" left and Texas was the most extreme right, and as such, his centrist brain thinks being extremist would somehow unite them.

26/8/2025, 1:44:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude, no offense, but you're a douchebag.

26/8/2025, 1:16:26 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Cops are trained to tell "Stop resisting" because they know their body cams are too close for the footage to prove whether the suspect was resistant or compliant, so they can use excessive force and it'll be your word against theirs that it was necessary.

25/8/2025, 11:03:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally the only Democrat to lose the popular vote in decades, and she lost it to Donald Trump.

25/8/2025, 10:28:26 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Crom, I have never prayed to you before...

25/8/2025, 8:29:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

My 3-year-old niece has started a rumor that I'm the best Uncle Tim she's ever seen. People are saying it. Hating kids? Couldn't be me.

25/8/2025, 5:07:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, she disabled replies so she could only get positive feedback.

25/8/2025, 2:59:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that she joined the military post-Iraq invasion and still posts shit like this...

25/8/2025, 2:59:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TotalTim (@totaltim.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlotte Clymer and the people agreeing with this horseshit will never admit this because they think of themselves as liberals, but this is revealing of deeply reactionary sensibilities about art and what it's for.

25/8/2025, 2:57:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view