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Tom Roberts

@tpgroberts.bsky.social

The last taboo in stand up, a man trying to do something sincerely and well. He/Him https://www.instagram.com/tpgeats

created September 20, 2023

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Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's definitely become more visible, but I'm less certain it's widespread. I honestly think a tougher line on "look, if you don't think Rishi Sunak is English, then you don't get booked on Question Time" could help reassert.

2/9/2025, 6:05:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

It is a shame that those people are in charge of the Conservative party

2/9/2025, 6:03:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not wholly convinced they've meaningfully broken down in society at large so much as for a small group of right-wing elites, who in turn influence a small group of right-wing nutters. Small shifts in enforcing these red lines at the BBC would, hopefully, do wonders.

2/9/2025, 5:56:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julianna 💎 (@batariangal.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If I was in an echo chamber, I wouldn’t be having to suffer you right now

1/9/2025, 4:06:58 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Politics by way of Eddie Izzard routine

1/9/2025, 3:34:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Jacket lining would be the natural one in my mind?

1/9/2025, 3:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

"Always??"

1/9/2025, 1:50:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

He went on to add "I've also got a cut-out of Nigel Farage, to show I really understand people's legitimate concerns."

1/9/2025, 1:50:16 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course, Ellis is himself a monster.

1/9/2025, 7:22:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Warren Ellis did a Bond miniseries in the 2010s that is probably the closest to a truly sociopathic Bond since Fleming's books, and it's interesting and compelling in the micro, but taking a step back I just don't think it's a sustainable take for the franchise.

1/9/2025, 7:21:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the Moore movies, and particularly Moore's performance (later, especially) are just self aware enough to recognise their absurdity, and then get flummoxed with what to do with it. I think the Craig movies can't quite decide if they're deconstructions or reconstructions

1/9/2025, 7:07:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, don't know why but YouTube stopped recommending Willems even though I'm subscribed, will give it a look

1/9/2025, 7:03:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Imagine getting killed in Storm Wubbo. Your family would just have to lie and claim it happened in a less embarrassing way, like a sex game accident with Jacob Rees Mogg.

1/9/2025, 7:02:48 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there's a fairly good argument to be made that every Craig Bond movie is a reaction to wider industry trend at that moment, and it makes the era as a whole badly incoherent.

1/9/2025, 6:57:38 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

I can tell I've entered Norfolk as I've got the eerie feeling that comes with being somewhere so unnervingly flat.

1/9/2025, 6:47:44 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Life of a Showboy (@colonelnemo.bsky.social) reposted

3 HOURS AGO, a metahuman called the HAMMER OF BORAVIA attacked Rudy Guiliani in the state of NEW HAMPSHIRE. 3 MINUTES AGO, Rudy Guiliani lost a battle for the first time.

31/8/2025, 11:14:27 PM | 126 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas I-G (@thomasig.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If Labour, with a bazillion majority and a former human rights lawyer as PM knee jerks itself into seriously opening the door on leaving the ECHR (for absolutely no reason at all) then they’re absolutely cooked for me. One of the most significant achievements of post-war Britain eroded by the day.

31/8/2025, 9:59:04 PM | 129 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lord Beestonia (@beestonia.bsky.social) reposted

*cartoon of Donald Trump with the Grim Reaper, pointing at Rudy Guliani and shouting "NO!! TAKE HIM INSTEAD"

31/8/2025, 10:01:01 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eli Lee, Exiled Poster (@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

31/8/2025, 8:42:41 PM | 7335 1124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

I didn't realise how much I'd missed Rudy being in the news

31/8/2025, 9:33:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I know we may all like to blame Twitter but I do think the success of Trump amidst one of the most openly racist campaigns of our lifetimes, coupled with the Tories own flailing is the key driver. Like, go back ten years and tell them about the Rwanda plan and see how many bite.

31/8/2025, 9:32:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

You can tell its definitely by Rudy, it's got a noun, a verb and 911

31/8/2025, 9:27:18 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Same with Farage, I think there's always been a nastiness hiding beneath the bonhomie (see the immigrants moving in next door remark) but I do think he's genuinely moved to get to "mass deportations."

31/8/2025, 9:25:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, I don't think you can look at Carswell's relationship to UKIP and his commentary from the time and not go "he's massively drifted right since then." Yeah, the views are maybe based on pre-existing prejudice but he was just not THIS driven by it.

31/8/2025, 9:09:10 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's more that she is smart, but deeply ideological and so whenever something contradicts how the world should be according to Kemi, she defaults to what she wants to be true.

31/8/2025, 8:57:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly, every single sentence!

31/8/2025, 8:52:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's a little messy from him playing English for so long, but it's noticeably Irish on the vowels

31/8/2025, 8:51:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

31/8/2025, 8:47:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you unlearn your own accent?

31/8/2025, 8:47:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Now that's a film waiting to happen

31/8/2025, 8:40:43 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure what you mean Stephen, she was just made an offer they deny making, for achieving grades she hadn't yet, to study a course they don't teach. All perfectly legitimate.

31/8/2025, 8:30:37 PM | 53 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

My party?

31/8/2025, 8:22:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

I don't think there is a sentence in this that doesn't raise further questions

31/8/2025, 8:05:33 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, do you think it's worth trying?

31/8/2025, 8:01:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's worth a try, yeah

31/8/2025, 7:40:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I still probably am close to Sunder on this, it's ultimately something that hurts Farage with softer voters, similar to everything hurled at Ed Miliband, so it will help in a tighter race.

31/8/2025, 7:36:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I am always curious how much it's actually reflective

31/8/2025, 7:29:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Same with Ted Lasso, ish, every single one of these men would despise John Terry.

31/8/2025, 7:26:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Watching Welcome to Wrexham, a show with its fair share of issues, but suddenly been struck by how the popular conception of footballers has shifted so much in my lifetime. These are socially responsible, community minded young men, who want to give back. Massive shift from my childhood.

31/8/2025, 7:25:35 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

It's not about the large slice of Reform supporters, it's about the Don't Knows and soft supporters who you want to peel off at crunch time. If you want to run a "don't vote for him, he's nuts!" Strategy you need to say "look at that guy!"

31/8/2025, 7:23:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival (@lappypercival.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

the difference between musical theatre and the rest of music is not gender or sexuality or ethnicity or genre or even how annoying, it's about the particular mode of being annoying

31/8/2025, 6:24:00 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it is part of her internal narrative of her *very impressive* career that everything has to reinforce her wider political views which is that the UK educational system is too soft, and so she was failed by it.

31/8/2025, 6:41:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Kemi's personal narrative is that her Nigerian school pushed her hard, and the UK didn't, which is the real reason she only got 2 Bs and a D at A-Level, which would honestly be quite sad were she not trying to use it to justify a quite bonkers politics.

31/8/2025, 6:30:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

It's extremely on brand to have not even checked that the course you're lying about exists, that would simply be too much effort.

31/8/2025, 6:27:08 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Was going to make a joke about her grades, and then realised that she claims to have been offered pre-med, a course than Stanford don't do.

31/8/2025, 6:25:46 PM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, hang on, no.

31/8/2025, 6:19:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

"You're telling me a jerk spiced this chicken burger?"

A chicken breast a deep golden brown and orange next to a bun top dressed with a zig zag of jerk sauce
31/8/2025, 6:19:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

If this is what she's doing, then Phillipson needs to be briefed on that! If you listen to her responses here it's pretty clear she thinks it's being renegotiated and reformed, not just amending guidance.

31/8/2025, 3:16:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

It's also another instance of the right, by virtue of having a clear ideological project, driving the government agenda. Kemi wants to extend ILR to 10 years? Policy within 4 months. Nigel wants to leave the ECHR, well we're now going to reform it. The massive majority left flailing.

31/8/2025, 3:06:06 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

This is, frankly, embarrassing and a very clear articulation of where Labour's cowardice has taken it. As Phillips gets at, Starmer has defended the ECHR previously, he's rightly dismissed reform as unserious, but Phillipson is now forced into pretending this doesn't contradict Cooper trying to.

31/8/2025, 3:02:31 PM | 56 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Unclear, I'm also not sure if this means dressing for dinner in the classic sense, my black tie is, well velvet, which isn't very summery

31/8/2025, 2:43:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

This is actually quite smart electoral politics. If sea levels rise and flood Norfolk and Lincolnshire, that's two Reform areas that go back to being a sea of blue.

31/8/2025, 2:39:52 PM | 38 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Darth Vader when he alters the terms of the deal and you pray he does not alter them further:

31/8/2025, 2:36:31 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Me: I have a very serious, very important, grown up job that I work very hard at. The conference organiser: Day 1 ends at 4pm so we have enough time to change before punting.

Agenda listing
31/8/2025, 2:31:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

The opposition's gleeful endorsement of these groups coupled with the government's decision to absent itself entirely is providing room for these ever smaller protests to galvanise into violence.

31/8/2025, 12:09:52 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

In E Staub's psychological research into the Holocaust he constructs three major psychological profiles, perpetrators, bystanders, and helpers. The former are characterised by their aggression, but also, often, their own self conceptualisation as victims and their victims as the aggressors.

31/8/2025, 10:02:36 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Many years ago, a friend who volunteered with a refugee charity, mentioned taking the kids out for the first time to pick a toy each, nothing hugely expensive, but basically a brand new experience for kids who'd fled Syria at 5. It was one of the best days of her (at the time) 78 years, but anyway.

31/8/2025, 9:13:04 AM | 38 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Yeah, but induction is limited. It can only produce these

30/8/2025, 10:00:36 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Yeah, that does fit with Enid Blyton's views

30/8/2025, 9:17:29 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Series 1 contrasting the school talent day with a horrific bombing and then Series 2 flipping it with the prom disaster against the ceasefire? Incredible.

30/8/2025, 9:04:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Spectacular ability to jump between laugh out loud and ripping your fucking throat out

30/8/2025, 8:55:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Rochelle is always wearing the most over the top outfit, a screaming indictment of clashing colours that does not suit her and yet, somehow, Marvin is in a T Shirt and jeans.

30/8/2025, 8:40:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Rochelle and Marvin's Hit List outfits are a truly damning indictment of gendered expectations on clothing.

30/8/2025, 8:38:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David KC (@davidmuttering.bsky.social) reposted

The Knights Who Say Ni****

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30/8/2025, 1:36:46 PM | 689 142 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Occasionally, I just am happy I have no exposure to these things.

30/8/2025, 8:36:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Risotto milanese, scallops, and asparagus

Risotto, studded wth four scallops and asparagus.
30/8/2025, 8:32:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Slightly?!??

30/8/2025, 8:27:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sunder Katwala (sundersays) (@sundersays.bsky.social) reposted

A Reform Councillor who makes asylum decisions for the Home Office has been suspended by the Reform party (after he posted that Nigel Farage has "submitted" to Islam) while the Home Office has suspended him and is investigating whether there is a code breach www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

30/8/2025, 10:52:28 AM | 127 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted

the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this

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30/8/2025, 5:15:40 PM | 7421 997 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

The funniest part about this, to me anyway, is that Doucette when I started following him on twitter was a moderate Republican

30/8/2025, 5:40:09 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Still arguably better than the ones who self identified as "the rest." A good therapist would have a field day.

30/8/2025, 2:56:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't believe that! The British people are not going out and using the N Word on a regular basis

30/8/2025, 2:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbh, I mostly just give stuff away, donate it to charity etc, so I'm fascinated. She put a dress up, god knows what the price was originally, for a fiver and immediately had two offers of £3.

30/8/2025, 1:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

She put up an old M&S blazer of mine, £120 new, I got it for £60 in a sale, condition like new and someone immediately offers £6 for it.

30/8/2025, 1:35:58 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

My partner has started flogging stuff on vinted, and I have become fascinated by how aggressively cheap everyone buying is?

30/8/2025, 1:32:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I don't think these are mutually exclusive? But I think particularly the last year and a half it was very clear they'd lost any sense that they'd be dealing with the consequences of this. Sunak's tax cuts are the ideological choice, the fiddling to pay for them is the absence of care.

30/8/2025, 1:15:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:00:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there are lots of interesting angles to take on this, but the most belligerent argument I'd make is that at least Major was interested in leaving a government behind, unlike Sunak.

30/8/2025, 12:55:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Henry's smile slowly turning into a frown as he realises he's a hostage

30/8/2025, 12:42:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Make it clear you did not agree to it being delivered to a neighbour, that the neighbour insists they haven't had it, and be ready to show them your actual hallway if they decide to get narky.

30/8/2025, 12:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Councillor in Northamptonshire, led a pretty horrific hate campaign against a neighbour Corby Reform councillor resigns over serious racism allegations share.google/jr1T5EutggpT...

30/8/2025, 12:25:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Councillor in Northamptonshire, led a pretty horrific hate campaign against a neighbour Corby Reform councillor resigns over serious racism allegations share.google/jr1T5EutggpT...

30/8/2025, 12:24:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Fwiw I think he's very racist, he just recognised it was seen as limiting? (Look at his comments about immigrants moving in next door) What's shifted is he no longer sees it as damaging

30/8/2025, 12:22:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

And he's getting worse as well, a year ago he kicked Rupert Lowe out for racism far less explicit, and is now fully on board with mass deportations.

30/8/2025, 12:08:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hugh Brechin (@hughrbrechin.bsky.social) reposted

one of the most concerning things about Reform's polling is that we'd be looking at dozens of other MPs of the calibre of James McMurdock, a piece of human pond scum who served a custodial sentence for assaulting his ex-girlfriend and is now laughing it up with the Nazis over in the other place

30/8/2025, 12:06:38 PM | 273 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Botched face-lift

30/8/2025, 11:39:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Putting aside my Anti-James Martin bias to admit it is quite entertaining to watch him be very blunt about how much contempt he holds his fans in.

30/8/2025, 11:32:47 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

I regret to say, he's quite entertaining when he doesn't have to adhere to a Saturday Morning Format

James Martin doing a cooking demonstration
30/8/2025, 11:32:02 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

A competent government comms strategy would make quite a big deal that this is actually the second Reform elected representative to be caught using the N-word this week.

30/8/2025, 11:23:31 AM | 278 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that is a slow burn of upsetting

30/8/2025, 11:01:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

God, you are going to go wild when you hear about belts

30/8/2025, 10:58:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed

A black and white cat with her tongue out
30/8/2025, 10:56:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Having stayed in the Brittania many years ago I also oppose housing asylum seekers there, but on humanitarian grounds.

30/8/2025, 10:31:30 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I think there's a good chance Stephen Miller doesn't make it to the end of the infighting, and that alone is probably a positive.

30/8/2025, 10:23:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

Continuing anyway is probably the funniest possible way to admit this is not really sincere?

30/8/2025, 10:21:23 AM | 164 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think we go into full Death of Stalin mode where the internal politicking and contempt for the natural successor does basically collapse the house of cards and prevent it embedding. It's just that that is also not going to be fun.

30/8/2025, 10:15:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway, the President is up on the roof and he won't come down.

30/8/2025, 10:09:56 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social) reply parent

"Well, day 1, I ask how she is you say "oh, the cat's up on the roof and she won't come down." Next day, you say "She fell off, and the vets aren't sure she'll make it" and then, day 3, you tell me." "Ahhh, got it. Thanks." "Anyway, how's mum?" "Mum? She's up on the roof and she won't come down."

30/8/2025, 10:09:56 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Roberts (@tpgroberts.bsky.social)

There's an old joke: A man goes on holiday and asks his brother to look after his cat. Day one, sadly, the cat falls off the roof and dies. The man rings, his brother tells him what happened, and the man is furious: "You don't just tell people news like that. You have to build up to it!" "How?"

30/8/2025, 10:09:56 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

JD Vance right now

Seinfeld putting the pillow over George's face
30/8/2025, 7:18:28 AM | 338 60 | View on Bluesky | view