thats the mayor
internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet) he/him visit my booth at space ghost con 97 three hams will thrill me
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thats the mayor
install cp/m on it somehow
but that's *my* joke/recurrent invasive thought :(
Definitely didn't have a shit and piss accident in my pants. The accident is why there's shit and piss there
manifesting something good happening youtu.be/RIstK5xcHXw?...
can't enjoy shit if he's dead though
i guess they could also be searching for the band "plack blague" which is from nebraska and has a gimmick of being a leather band but surely that doesn't actually count as a fetish
all i could find out was that blague is french for "joke" but that doesn't feel relevant At All
what the heck is a blague
Pinkertons 😡
"""industry"""
like, look. i see you like pritzker. maybe push for him instead. not gavin. NEVER gavin
it's also possible people who are anti-newsom are just from california and already well aware of what a sack of shit nightmare he is
i would rather hit my computer with a hammer until it is a worthless pile of shit than install windows 11 on it at this point guess it's time to start researching what sort of hoops i'm gonna have to jump thru to get it running linux pretty soon
third most interesting fact is he's a playable character in the Fight Club game for PS2/Xbox
I'd like to make a joke about "adapt a cat" but can't decide if I should go in the "my new laptop only has USB-C and my cat has Lightning ports" direction or if I should just post a png of Coach Z
i have just learned they changed the "tribal" keyword to "kindred" a while back, so i guess "kindred enchantment - rat" instead. OH WELL
could maybe make it "tribal enchantment - rat" so that it *also* counts as a rat spell
on further investigation this game was developed by Pack-In Video, that's probably why they chose to call it that. lmao
im sorry the WHAT bomb
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
also an anagram for "win venom gas" which I guess means he has poison farts?
Dragon's Lair. Just the attract screen, I never played it, but I was scared to fuck by skeletons and Dirk the Daring getting turned into one when you run out of lives kept me away from the local arcade for quite some time
there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive to them I say two things: 1. are you fucking serious 2. go fuck yourselves
maybe from his / his daddy's shitty properties when he was younger, then
i hope it's mesothelioma from the asbestos he wanted to bring back, and that everyone in his inner circle also got it from a meeting in the same building before / during his first term
"i'll crump with ya sweetie pie" but it's Jeeves saying it
lord willing the funny thing will happen
Oh damn finally a sport I might be able to play semi-pro. I *destroyed* teenagers and preteens alike last time I lasered a tag
Crumpy butler
Sure here it is
generally when one is in a hole, continuing to dig downwards will not help one escape dig *up*, stupid
I was expecting there to be eggs hurled at some point, but I guess not every video like this is HowToBasic
I would probably do this for WinCo or Grocery Outlet but not freddys
yeah these wouldn't be entirely out of place in one of the "un" sets like unhinged
wish I had a not hate wizards of the coast/hasbro for it :(
at least wario's grundle isn't burning that would stink to high heck
thank fuck, google finally did a thing that isn't insane or evil or insanely evil probably, anyways
Rt to save your own sanity and like 800000 gallons of water, 3 redlined neighborhoods' air quality and a thousand baby seals
cascara sagrada, winking emoji
bare minimum for a convo: this ashtray and this paddle game and this remote control and these matches and this lamp and this chair and this magazine and my dog ...i dont even need my dog
do you have to have them cherried or is just beating them ok
FREE THE BELL BROTHERS m.youtube.com/watch?v=G9M3...
i am losing my fucking mind at the executive of the Israeli cyber directorate coming to the united states to engage in literal child sex trafficking tourism and being caught in a sting
maybe they should quit the national guard if they don't like people being mean to them
cold cut case unit
Well now I'm glad the fourth thing i bought was like 6-7 games at once so I couldn't fit into the "first 5 games" concept and decided it was too much trouble
I was gonna say!
Owl Megalopolis
Jefferson Airplane / Jefferson Starship is kind of already this meme, but Jefferson Starfleet
god-emperors of leon
saints have to be catholic, right? so Rachel Carson's probably out since she was raised presbyterian
he was patient zero of the male loneliness epidemic the poor fella ;_;
admittedly it's mostly because she's played by Madeline Kahn, but
mods asleep post Boxer Popeye Full of Hotdogs
I'm not animepilled enough to know for sure what counts as shonen but I don't *think* dorohedoro does?
I mean Buck Strickland *did* try to frame Hank for murder that one time, but since he was, uh, *kind of* doing it for a good reason he ended up forgiving him?
you are walking a fine line here dhb ):<
CHARRRRRRED FINGAAAAA
if Game of Thrones gets a spot can we put Battlestar Galactica on there? Both extremely solid shows up until the last season flushes all goodwill down a [midden/wormhole]
(I have kind of actually experienced this, bc I Get Wet is one of the albums I like to play on horde nights in 7 Days To Die)
youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA?...
little JK Vance is a real jokester
similarly I live in an area with lots of Bulk Detonators and I don't get upset by them at all in the game
He should die again, it really brought everyone together the first time
but the zinfandel has just a tiny amount of pee in it
Oh, they've got this all screwed up
Anita Bryant. Henry Kissinger. Jimmy Swaggart.
someone tells me not to disrespect the dead and i'm gonna start disrespecting them next (as well as disrespecting the dead twice as hard just to spite them)
cant wait for footage of the first time the obvious thing that will happen because of this happens
is that the one where prince's guitar, like, *vanishes* somehow at the end like it's a magic trick great shit yeah
I asked the Grape-Nuts robot and it told me to spell "carp for brains"
snow-covered gump
the dude's CEO of a billion dollar company, it's honestly weird you have any sort of sympathy for this person
K- Kakarot?!?
probably not then (guessing there isn't such a thing as impossible burger but for gabagool)
[luciano_michelini_frolic.mp3]
did you get some gabagool
lmao okay
nice.
i mean as long as she's not an english teacher idc
i swear there was an early-season Simpsons where Mayor Quimby got caught with his mistress on the jumbotron but i can't remember which episode. or maybe it was another show or movie from that era?
anime kings? /so/ much
(hopefully someday soon) *was
so he doesn't HAVE a personality, then
the flaw in cuomo's campaign is the fact that it's attached to him. hope this helps
you think that *this* is what's wrong with america and not *gestures around at approximately 1000 things that are worse* you're either not using hyperbole right, or an idiot haha jk its both :)
holy fucks, holy shits
Samuel Butler I guess? vOv
like i'm imagining he's got some runes tattooed on him that he would prefer not to explain the meaning of to most people
"zak asgard" sounds like the kind of name you'd make up if you were trying to go undercover on stormfront
Well in that case "lurdo" is approx. equivalent to "dumbass" or "dipshit" and "feej", while wookieepedia claims it means "darn", c'mon it starts with F, that's probably "fuck"
i watched the two Ewok movies like a hundred times as a kid so i know probably a dozen+ words thru context it hasn't come in particularly handy, though
yes thats garfield
like i know they're mostly harmless to humans compared to such as a yellowjacket, but i still would have absolutely lost my shit if i saw one of those in person
next you'll be seeing a bunch of tarantula hawks buzzing around
Not *all* animals can talk in Narnia (it's implied that Talking Animals are somewhat uncommon there and unheard of in the other kingdoms like Calormen and Telmar), and I'm guessing most / all of the for-food animals are supposed to be of the non-talking variety
quick summon exodia
"i would like to be buried at sea" "take your body on a one-day cruise and then bring it back to land, got it."
