Unhinged yapper. Alleged writer. Chaotic bisexual.
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Years of dealing with racists has taught me that all racists are also misogynists, so when they say “protect our women and girls”, they are only speaking half the sentence out loud. The full sentence is “protect our women and girls because they are OUR prey”.
Pritzker has very vocally talked about prosecuting Trump which newsom has not. If you really want a return to democracy there’s a much clearer choice than newsom will ever be.
If you’re going for the guy who’s like “I mean maybe there are points to the trans sports debate” when Pritzker and Walz are materially aiding trans kids, I’m fine calling you a transphobe.
There’s always time for that, for now we have to watch the game I guess? What do husbands do?
I mean I don’t think it’s any weirder than having yourself as your phone background.
Oh god I almost forgot 24k Magic! And the Marshall Mathers EP.
Keezy didn’t add soundtracks but if I don’t add the waiting to exhale soundtrack I’m missing a very essential part of my musical taste
I agree with keezy for most of this list, and for my list I would add: The Black Parade Adele’s 19 Waves and the Both of Us Back to Black Hozier Costello Music Life in Cartoon Motion You’re Awful, I Love You
Born To Die was really a revolutionary album and I think it’s kind of underrated. Not that it wasn’t popular but I think people downplay the true artistry of Lana Del Rey
Unless they only frequent upscale groceries, where yeah they will only have artisan bread. This could easily be solved by going to a regular grocery store, but that would involve seeing a black person.
Too busy shitting and pissing in the grocery store to notice that the bread aisle is still mostly wonder bread.
But they also want sex mommy to be an 18 year old virgin who has never left her parents house so not sure where they think they’ll get the emotional support from
Pritzker sheltered fleeing democrats from persecution but we have to vote for Gavin newsom because one of his interns had a good social media idea.
"everyone does it" you are still effectively taking out a gun and firing random shots off when you do this, if you don't treat your car like a lethal weapon you are a bad person
Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift
They are already talking about overturning obergerfell, which will lead to overturning greenwald, which will lead to overturning loving. Why can’t people see this?
Genocide. We all need to keep collectively calling it exactly what it is. Especially us cis folks. When they’re done gunning for the most vulnerable groups they’ll just go after the next most vulnerable and won’t stop because they never stop. Thats what hatred is. It’s Genocide, plain and simple.
Underrated comedy opportunities when your sister is pregnant im learning,m.
I’m from Phoenix, we don’t have real jackets
No revolution has ever been led by the young, teenagers are famously complacent
Ok so what’s your plan?
The Germans also still had a king who had had true authoritarian power up less than a decade ago, slipping back into that was not a hard sell for people.
These are dudes that can be stopped with a subway sandwich, what are we even doing being scared of them?
every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards
Man fuck those guys. New SCA isn’t like that, can guarantee. Very lady friendly, and trans friendly!
It’s ok no leader has ever had adverse effects from not paying their soldiers, now let me take a big sip of my coffee and finish this book on the fall of Rome.
Feel like he’s yelling at me even
He was so fucking real for this one tbh
Just to be safe in 2028 we should elect a third dying guy as president
I think this is the true dividing line between millennials and gen z
Ok ok now this has been fun, but do remember, imagining the kings death is treason, and I do hope none of you cast a horoscope, for I would hate to see what the Lord Privy Seal would say.
“Circuitous” though. “Circuitous” made me its bitch the first time I said it.
Sorry, I watched too much murder she wrote at six to relate to this, I even knew about the stupid apostrophe
I just feel like I always hear, “I support her because of her politics” and rarely “I genuinely love her writing.” Her writing always feels like an afterthought.
And like yeah, I’d rather a mediocre author with great politics who uses her fame and wealth for great causes get those flowers, I do just wonder.
I do wonder how much of the Sally Rooney thing is that she has great politics. Because I have tried to read most of her books and never gotten the first chapter, and it’s not a type of book I’m usually adverse to. And people I personally know and trust their literary opinions? Same thing.
I’m gonna be too busy chugging an entire bottle of champagne
trump dying is just a distraction
Ms. Rachel has seized control of the military and begin jailing political opponents (DEVELOPING)
That’s why I divorce my husband every time I renew my lease, can’t have too many contracts with men
His will just says “to the strongest” tf? Obviously he means me but
I cannot wait to have a kitchen big enough to justify this
I believe Elon is asexual. Trump likes sex but doesn’t like women.
listen, Donald Trump won’t see your excited, gleeful posts but - wait - he might actually? why not?
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
I don’t even deny that Hamilton is surprisingly conservative, but like, we romanticized Juan Peron.
Adam gopnik called “Hamilton” the most conservative piece of musical theatre ever written, which is a crazy thing to say in a world where “Évita” exists.
some very nice lesbians in the hotel lobby let me say hi to their disabled french bulldog in her stroller, and they said her name is Cannoli and everyone thinks she's a boy bc her front legs and shoulders are so muscular but that she's "just butch" i am so in love i might die
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
Taylor Lorenz is on like her third controversy in a week. Whatever you think of her this is incredible output.
I don’t just want someone who will laugh at fascists, I want someone who will put them in jail
I get disappointed when people I like and trust are bowled over by Gavin newsoms stupid ai parodies, when Pritzker and Walz are actively saying “I will prosecute these dogs like the villains they are” while vocally and materially protecting trans children.
The first Nazi book burnings were the biggest archive of trans research that existed at the time.
A reminder that this bluesky account is only for the ten people I know irl. This is really more of an extended group chat with fellow Phoenix weirdos and oddballs.
My older cat is very tiny (7 lbs) but she also started packing on ounces before we got our kitten (barely a pound) so now I have a very skewed idea of how big my older cat is and I feel like she’s ginormous.
That’s my dad
pretty goddamn mad about all the goddamn nazis
Other than the sexual abuse, what proof is there that he’s a sexual abuser?
Here on the slopes, you’re skiing right in front of me
I am currently waiting on an invoice and it is literally nothing like a ghosted date, cuz a ghosted date doesn’t determine if I get to pay my bills or not.
You did great!!
A lot of libraries even offer FREE museum passes! I encourage everyone to check out their libraries culture pass program.
A lot of libraries also have freegal, which is free music streaming and downloading. You download the songs and can keep them forever.
The f*&%ing library.
Like idk man, if Vietnam was catching strays then maybe we could have a discussion, but people are just comparing an authoritarian to an authoritarian.
I actually don’t think it’s racist to compare a wannabe dictator to the dictator he openly admires and is friends with. Yes, even if that dictator is from Asia, a continent with no history whatsoever of authoritarian rule.
That’s cool. Ssri are the only thing stopping me from doing violence to myself but sure yeah.
Lest we forget the cancer riddled lesbian partner was also fucking insane.
God is not sending us his best bisexuals but he sending us his most bisexual.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I like Cracker Barrel.
Ugh yeah that also is so horrific. Like, Jesus Christ, this guy is fighting for his life, stop acting like this is some soap opera you’re doing a deep dive on. Where is human decency?
The video doesn’t even have any entertainment value, it’s just literally a snuff film. It’s so nauseating.
the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome
I should call her
This kind of behavior got Roman emperors stabbed.
Taylor swift should publicly talk about the drafting of her prenup so that young girls think they’re cool and romantic I’m not even kidding a little bit.
I’m sorry his what now?
We have a queer coffee shop in Phoenix but I regret to inform OP there is a speed dating night, and they would not be safe 😔
…why wouldn’t she say music teacher?
I was a young teenage girl taking public transit alone at night and the number of people who ever fucked with me was so low as to be nonexistent and when it did happen, someone stood up for me.
I’m sorry I gotta say it the ring is fucking hideous.
Sweet Jesus what a shadow to be under.
I coulda told you that
Of course, being a supportive partner is gender neutral and moving away from that language and idea is good for everyone. I think my grandkids generation won’t have an idea of a “housewife” not because that role won’t exist but because that role will be gender neutral.
You know that poem/post “I wish I had a wife” and this woman describing all the things a wife does to make a husbands life easier? I think my husband is my wife.
Here was my logo design proposal for Cracker Barrel’s new branding. They told me to not ever go in any of their restaurants again. 👇👇👇
Admitting this makes you braver than any us marine
Full service sex work is the only industry where we insist that the only way to keep the workers safe is to criminalize the industry in some way. Whatever your moral or philosophical qualms, legalization is the only humane way forward.
I love my Liam Neeson core Great Khan
We must ride with the Great Khan of the Plains
Oooooooooooooh.
One thing I think we should talk about more is how censorship is turning us all into children You have to say unalive because you can't say suicide You have to say grape instead of rape Spicy work instead of sex work Its fucking embarrassing to have e your language choices limited this way.
Hearing “grape” used for “rape” is more triggering than talking about my own rape. How are survivors supposed to heal when people are using terminology that literally originated from a comedy sketch to talk about this horrible crime committed on us?
Bonus points if they bring up school shoutings in an insanely distasteful manner.
You aren't Dorothy Parker, you're Christopher Hitchens, I'm sorry