So we’re already done talking about the Minnesota school shooting? I’m not, I guess. The Pope called for an end to the “Pandemic of Arms” so get on it, Catholics
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So we’re already done talking about the Minnesota school shooting? I’m not, I guess. The Pope called for an end to the “Pandemic of Arms” so get on it, Catholics
Oh, natalism podcasttttt @junlper.beer
I did my part 🫡🇺🇸
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100% it’s all about the ratio
Tell that to the continent of Asia 🧐🤔
Rice with my kfc! Rice with my leftovers! Rice and eggs for breakfast! Rice and meat gravy for lunch and dinner! Rice and mangoes for dessert! Smushed with sugar for a tasty snack! Did I just write a rough draft to my first children’s book?
My daughter keeps me young. Now that there’s one at college it has me thinking about how the best will soon be empty and I’ll have no idea how to figure out what 6-7 is or why there’s only one existing 14 karat gold labingo
Why do MAGAs have such rock hard boners for this?
That’s X amount of $$$ that some wealthy asshole isn’t pocketing. So… yeah that’s why
There was way too much covid response money for our small town officials (as well as numerous wealthy CEO’s) to just overtly steal 🤷🏽♀️
Apparently this type of thinking is only applicable to people they think deserve it (non white humans) 😑
Def agree with you but we can’t even get them to give us nurses, counselors, meals, decent pay, or school supplies. They’re prolly never going to get to our air filtration 😬
We literally didn’t ask for this 😩
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Whooooaaa this chick I know who’s been trying to go viral w her dog for years just got multimillion likes on a dumb post. Good for her! Oh but she helped steal money from my elderly Manang (2nd mom to me) so this is when I expose her and retaliate! 💕
And the Stu’s in the cradle and the silver Stu 🎶 little boy Stu and the man in the Stu 🎶 #twistedmetal
Glorious, actually 🙌🏽
You think a one day protest is going to change bribed gov officials minds on gun control. Good luck w that
“It’s the guns, everyone. It’s not really a secret”
Yasssss calm teacher power
I just lol’ed SO HARD by myself on my back porch. What a fuckin hero, pun intended.
Twitter at its peak was kind of a neat lil moment RIP
It was so very brown 😳
Berf
Agh! I actually took a pic of this brown ass meat at #Walmart the other day I was so shocked. Fuck eating, I guess 🤷🏽♀️
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Idk maybe fuckin try it
Riot
Aboodeeaboodah? You just Howard Deaned your campaign!!
But the riots!
I wish! Ran out of Tabasco, this is Texas Pete’s I believe. It offered neither flavor nor heat! 😑
Oh shit
This goes so fucking hard
Truly I needed something in my belly. Glob bless the air fryer 🙏🏽
It was actually pretty good and I’m not even high 😂 needs hotter hot sauce next time tho
A modern depression era meal. And it’s 11:19pm so what. And it’s also in my bed so what.
He’s so effin old. Does boomerism and irrelevance come for us all?
Always thought of Christy’s/sothebeys as just $$ laundering fronts, are they not 🧐
Oh thank glob
Oh no my daughter’s name is Lily grace 😳🤪
I legit woke myself up from my nap today shrieking“fuck you! I hate you!!” Am I ok?
💕it lives so deep in my heart, Guzz Flyffer (not gonna correct my typos
If it flies, does it indeed spies?
No thank you, Jenna Davis. But maybe a different day.
I’m going to take my lyrical body movement interpretation of #TheRiseAndFallofaMidwestPrincess to Edinburgh (entire album, no intermission)
Thumbs-downed Ava Max Choose Your Fighter 😳 just my stupid opinion
I can’t tell if I like the California song or not
This #ArianaGrande is gonna have to grow on me. It’s not terrible. For pop 🥤
I am now
She went inside and started playing country 🤷🏽♀️ Should I go #ABBA or #BeeGees next 🧐
Ok wait but why is my whack ass neighbor actually playing banger after banger 🤪 I turned mine off 😂
I love #nonsense and the #MariahCarey vibes, but Mariah would straight up do it better
Listening to my #SabrinaCarpenter / #ChappellRoan radio station on #Pandora on my Enchantment in Appalachia back patio while I do homework. It’s buggy out but I do love it here 💕
To all the state workers still simping for Trump in my employee groups, is your brains ok? This is what your American flags are flying for? FOR “the Man” that Ohio 1971 was written about?!?!??
We should do this in the common room at work!
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The B stands for bargain!
Libraries FTW!
Random thought but what the fuck has Baron been up to 👀
Woof! I grew up in a nondenominational church and Christian school. What a fuckin trip. The experience wasn’t great but it’s nice to comisserate with anyone who understands.
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👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
I guess it was beyond his comprehension
Cracker Barrel records 😂
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Ok but can you imagine a poor person deserving hot food? 😑 /s!!!!!
How do I get someone to sponsor my subscription 🤔
What the hell? This is unhinged 😂
Omg 😂 the memes already
OH SHIT
“The protestors are communists!” Yelled the nazi
“Need to take a nap bc they’re all over….90 years old” lol he had to pause to make sure he went older than Trump and it took him a minute to
I’m still thinking about the time civil war actors came to the high school I work at and flew a confederate flag on the front lawn while telling me that the civil war wasn’t about slavery, which actually wasn’t even that bad. And I’m still mad about it.
Yeah let’s try to be honest. I cheered in rural WV in the 90’s, several teams had a male cheerleader who danced and did jumps higher and better than most of the ladies. Also, insulting *and* ignorant for you to say hs dancers/cheer are just waving their arms. Crazy.
They took a vial of my blood and my mother’s maiden name
It’s kinda like a Bond film title
YESTERDAY AFTER NEVER
Oooh I’m interested
Or, 99% of the time, men turn out to be terrible in myriad ways despite their good traits 🤷🏽♀️ (I made up that stat for emphasis)
Oh so egg tempera stole actual art that unknowing human artists previously made and injected it into the new piece that someone told it to make? I had no idea! What a completely irrelevant comparison 😴
lol literally what are you talking about? Yes pay artists for making art and fuck the current model of generative AI. Grow up, scrappy.
lol I’m an idiot and stupid, great comeback! I’m a professional working artist and art teacher, you goob. Have a day 🤙🏽
Ew this is a shitty take if I’ve ever seen one. You lost me at “create art without an artist.” No, just no.
EW
Heartbreaking
Well this is disappointing
Omg 😳 🤣
Girl go off
🤣 so fucking fragile
Just reflecting the culture
Perfect movie 10/10
Got eem
What happens if you don’t do background checks or training for thousands of people and you give them all total authority? ICE has been caught looting and destroying property at Pittsburgh restaurants. They even tried to break into the safes. They loaded food, supplies and equipment into vehicles /
OMG they’re so expensive!!!
A lil spray bottle like you spray at cats when they’re being naughty is funnier though
Someone who reallllly wants to be a French king but they’re actually just white trash
You know what’s funny about watching #shinyhappypeople season 2 is that all this Teen Mania shit was WAY too liberal for the church that raised me 😂 oh and by funny I mean terrifying
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