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Ding ding ding
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Ding ding ding
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No one cis* lolololol
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever bronie weirdo
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
English cannot be his first language. Where is Trumps birth certificate? Get him on a plane to Sudan
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
While horses are a seedy world, anime and my little pony makes those people look like Gandhi
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
What was Maybelline stock price then and now?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
The true nightmare is mini speaker
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
His grave be best
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
But has he ever pulled a titleist from a blow hole?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
With that blue curvy vein even his kids have to call him dickhead
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but one less cult voter
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
And he just made it harder
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. I wanted to see Ed Sheeran in an unflattering chiffon
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Really stuck it to the Braves. But there was an imposter playing at Citi the last 3 games
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone knows how that story ends. That doesn't happen against good pitching in the playoffs.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Only because they prevented all the murders so quickly! 🙄🙄🙄
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
How can no one expose robby starbuck as a Russian paid cosmonaut stooge in 5 seconds. And Gunther eaglepussy. Its so obvious.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
She really should have just disappeared like Casey Anthony, but not Maga. They just are incapable of learning.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude makes the Inventing Anna woman look like a brilliant up and comer.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
We wont cast a ballot. Putin and puppet will see to it. Who knows how to pull it off more?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice to see all 4 officers depicting the diverse community they represent 🙄🙄🙄
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
The common denominator of the pedo party.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda opens the door to shut fox down in 3 yeara 3 months no?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Ill take February in the pool
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
If this were going on in any other country we would have gone in and removed the cancer
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Still angry that bitch is breathing free air
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
The trajectory is way worse than never recover
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Indont think that's outside his normal level of all around swollen ness
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Where have all the good vigilante gone? (Sung to Paula Cole song)
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
And why Trump lasted 8 seconds as a Democrat politician
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently Trump and Mitch McConnell were sharing the same piece at the Madison Caufield Cawthorn orgies?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
What the cooties is that?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah! Bring back Linens N Things Gavin!
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont think the couch is a willing participant
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Falls right in line with their made up kids sitting home playing video games and notworking BS
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we get big dweeb balls trending?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I suddenly have a desire to get my childhood weebles oit of the attic
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally i can explain the Brewers streak
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did fox ask about his diaper?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Putins allegatuons of cheating?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that they can nail this in 1/8th the characters is extroadinary
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
You dont bite the hand that elected you
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. Cant imagine the word opinion being scrutinized one bit 🙄🙄🙄
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Voted democratic in the last EIGHT presidential elections. Frikin gerrymandering!
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it or leave it. Mr ice agent.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
If Rittenhouse is an ice agent give me a sombrero
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
How much security can this thing possibly have?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
So does that mean the 6 man rotation is off?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
SAG benefits are good
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Let Putin have it back if Palin is home
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. More tweets. More signs! Do nothing for 4 years when they attack my capital!
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to we want to return power to the states? Thats just abortion or just red states?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Unidentified or dont wanna be identified?
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Boom 💥
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Hes too smart to pay taxes Adam. He's too smart to get drafted Adam. Where have all the martyrs gone?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Well how else do you expect him to take credit for it?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Rittenhouse inadvertently shoots himself every episode?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
We found the 1 person that can admit they were wrong.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Make sure Palin is home first
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
What isn't dumpy afraid of?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah well im too smart to pay my taxes this year too Donald
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Lets tweet about and make more posterboards with glitter. Yeah that will fix it.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah we dont want the current administration with easier access to our kids
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
He will have more dates soon
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Loved you with jon stewart Mehdi
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish you were right, but ive fallen for this 37 too many times
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok. And watch what Donald does on the way out. If he leaves. Or doesn't die in office.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Think about the fact that al Franken is out of office.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats cute. We still think we're gonna be voting.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
My 2 favorites so that is a must listen!
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they replace the 50 stars with T's?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I aspire to be 1/10th as brave as Marion
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a go fund me for the pierogi guy?!?!?!?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
No more Jeter Jr from Jersey?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
He cannot be a better fielder. He may be a flasher fielder. And I was content. I hope im wrong.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
You dont wish to believe me, how about an expert writer 4 hours after I said it.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Its unbelievable how the people in this cult parrot the talking point. Without fox news they are incapable of their own thought.
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Dude was brought up same day as degrom and was considered better prospect
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LikeBannon said, they have certainly flooded the zone in that department
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Instead of taking his sunday show, msnbc should have given Mehdi 4 hours every weeknight aince Rachel only wanta to work every 3rd arbour day
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there an insanity/grifting plea?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank the lord maga dont like the onion or bsky or this would be riddled woth spade jokes.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Tulsi forget the cover up or is that a topographic map of Colorado
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Go get the closer from Pittsburgand we have the best bullpen in baseball.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
There is also almost nobody selling because 80% of the teams think they're in it. Lot of buyers. Minimal sellers. Im ok with it. Not everyone is pete crow Armstrong
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
You cnat keep everyone on the 40 man roster. Every single level of the minors is loaded. Sooner or later you have to trade quantity for quality or lose them for nothing.
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean like him being in the top 1% of all relievers in most statistics? Everybody sees that.
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In Stearns we trust
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
You could but them at DG where they just put 50% less in the same bag for $2 and people dont realize it
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldn't all Vaughn's go to Cleveland instead of Brewers?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Win one for the Eucker?
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The only thing stopping ohtani is his bookie
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we start a pool now?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Much more eloquently phrased than mine.
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they made Obama wait a year and you've just come to this conclusion now?
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These ancient religious folks are incapable of changing their mind
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The irony that the photo only shows the right side
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We will stand for pedophilia, but we will not stand for well respected judges!
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The respect of anyone on the planet with an ounce decency?
twoifbyland.bsky.social (@twoifbyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately we have 2 guns for every tiny penis they are compensating for over here. Literally more guns than people.