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created February 2, 2025

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Ding ding ding

2/9/2025, 6:20:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one cis* lolololol

1/9/2025, 9:49:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever bronie weirdo

1/9/2025, 9:48:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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English cannot be his first language. Where is Trumps birth certificate? Get him on a plane to Sudan

1/9/2025, 4:57:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While horses are a seedy world, anime and my little pony makes those people look like Gandhi

1/9/2025, 4:54:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was Maybelline stock price then and now?

30/8/2025, 5:21:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The true nightmare is mini speaker

30/8/2025, 9:21:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His grave be best

30/8/2025, 9:20:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But has he ever pulled a titleist from a blow hole?

30/8/2025, 9:12:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With that blue curvy vein even his kids have to call him dickhead

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29/8/2025, 7:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but one less cult voter

29/8/2025, 4:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he just made it harder

29/8/2025, 4:33:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. I wanted to see Ed Sheeran in an unflattering chiffon

29/8/2025, 3:36:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really stuck it to the Braves. But there was an imposter playing at Citi the last 3 games

29/8/2025, 3:22:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone knows how that story ends. That doesn't happen against good pitching in the playoffs.

27/8/2025, 10:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only because they prevented all the murders so quickly! 🙄🙄🙄

27/8/2025, 3:58:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can no one expose robby starbuck as a Russian paid cosmonaut stooge in 5 seconds. And Gunther eaglepussy. Its so obvious.

27/8/2025, 3:51:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She really should have just disappeared like Casey Anthony, but not Maga. They just are incapable of learning.

27/8/2025, 3:49:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude makes the Inventing Anna woman look like a brilliant up and comer.

26/8/2025, 1:28:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We wont cast a ballot. Putin and puppet will see to it. Who knows how to pull it off more?

26/8/2025, 1:23:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to see all 4 officers depicting the diverse community they represent 🙄🙄🙄

26/8/2025, 1:21:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The common denominator of the pedo party.

25/8/2025, 3:08:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda opens the door to shut fox down in 3 yeara 3 months no?

25/8/2025, 3:07:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ill take February in the pool

25/8/2025, 12:15:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this were going on in any other country we would have gone in and removed the cancer

23/8/2025, 10:31:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still angry that bitch is breathing free air

23/8/2025, 3:47:17 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The trajectory is way worse than never recover

23/8/2025, 2:40:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indont think that's outside his normal level of all around swollen ness

23/8/2025, 2:39:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where have all the good vigilante gone? (Sung to Paula Cole song)

23/8/2025, 2:38:07 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And why Trump lasted 8 seconds as a Democrat politician

23/8/2025, 12:51:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently Trump and Mitch McConnell were sharing the same piece at the Madison Caufield Cawthorn orgies?

23/8/2025, 12:42:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the cooties is that?

23/8/2025, 12:39:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah! Bring back Linens N Things Gavin!

21/8/2025, 5:44:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont think the couch is a willing participant

20/8/2025, 11:18:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Falls right in line with their made up kids sitting home playing video games and notworking BS

20/8/2025, 10:52:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we get big dweeb balls trending?

20/8/2025, 10:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suddenly have a desire to get my childhood weebles oit of the attic

20/8/2025, 1:15:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally i can explain the Brewers streak

19/8/2025, 11:58:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did fox ask about his diaper?

19/8/2025, 9:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putins allegatuons of cheating?

19/8/2025, 9:29:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that they can nail this in 1/8th the characters is extroadinary

19/8/2025, 5:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You dont bite the hand that elected you

19/8/2025, 5:37:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously. Cant imagine the word opinion being scrutinized one bit 🙄🙄🙄

19/8/2025, 2:11:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Voted democratic in the last EIGHT presidential elections. Frikin gerrymandering!

18/8/2025, 12:32:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it or leave it. Mr ice agent.

18/8/2025, 12:29:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Rittenhouse is an ice agent give me a sombrero

17/8/2025, 3:39:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much security can this thing possibly have?

17/8/2025, 2:56:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So does that mean the 6 man rotation is off?

17/8/2025, 2:04:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SAG benefits are good

15/8/2025, 7:59:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let Putin have it back if Palin is home

15/8/2025, 7:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. More tweets. More signs! Do nothing for 4 years when they attack my capital!

15/8/2025, 4:40:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happened to we want to return power to the states? Thats just abortion or just red states?

15/8/2025, 4:37:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unidentified or dont wanna be identified?

14/8/2025, 3:36:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boom 💥

11/8/2025, 5:24:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hes too smart to pay taxes Adam. He's too smart to get drafted Adam. Where have all the martyrs gone?

10/8/2025, 12:25:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well how else do you expect him to take credit for it?

9/8/2025, 10:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rittenhouse inadvertently shoots himself every episode?

9/8/2025, 10:05:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We found the 1 person that can admit they were wrong.

9/8/2025, 7:52:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure Palin is home first

9/8/2025, 3:52:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What isn't dumpy afraid of?

9/8/2025, 1:18:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah well im too smart to pay my taxes this year too Donald

9/8/2025, 12:24:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lets tweet about and make more posterboards with glitter. Yeah that will fix it.

7/8/2025, 3:31:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah we dont want the current administration with easier access to our kids

5/8/2025, 12:55:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He will have more dates soon

5/8/2025, 12:53:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loved you with jon stewart Mehdi

3/8/2025, 3:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish you were right, but ive fallen for this 37 too many times

3/8/2025, 2:33:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok. And watch what Donald does on the way out. If he leaves. Or doesn't die in office.

2/8/2025, 10:13:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think about the fact that al Franken is out of office.

2/8/2025, 10:10:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thats cute. We still think we're gonna be voting.

2/8/2025, 5:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 2 favorites so that is a must listen!

1/8/2025, 11:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they replace the 50 stars with T's?

1/8/2025, 10:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I aspire to be 1/10th as brave as Marion

1/8/2025, 4:40:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a go fund me for the pierogi guy?!?!?!?

1/8/2025, 12:45:43 AM | 105 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No more Jeter Jr from Jersey?

31/7/2025, 9:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He cannot be a better fielder. He may be a flasher fielder. And I was content. I hope im wrong.

31/7/2025, 9:02:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You dont wish to believe me, how about an expert writer 4 hours after I said it.

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31/7/2025, 4:03:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its unbelievable how the people in this cult parrot the talking point. Without fox news they are incapable of their own thought.

31/7/2025, 2:27:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude was brought up same day as degrom and was considered better prospect

31/7/2025, 2:23:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LikeBannon said, they have certainly flooded the zone in that department

31/7/2025, 1:31:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of taking his sunday show, msnbc should have given Mehdi 4 hours every weeknight aince Rachel only wanta to work every 3rd arbour day

31/7/2025, 1:29:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there an insanity/grifting plea?

31/7/2025, 1:24:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank the lord maga dont like the onion or bsky or this would be riddled woth spade jokes.

30/7/2025, 9:30:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Tulsi forget the cover up or is that a topographic map of Colorado

30/7/2025, 9:28:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go get the closer from Pittsburgand we have the best bullpen in baseball.

30/7/2025, 9:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is also almost nobody selling because 80% of the teams think they're in it. Lot of buyers. Minimal sellers. Im ok with it. Not everyone is pete crow Armstrong

30/7/2025, 8:57:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You cnat keep everyone on the 40 man roster. Every single level of the minors is loaded. Sooner or later you have to trade quantity for quality or lose them for nothing.

30/7/2025, 8:43:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean like him being in the top 1% of all relievers in most statistics? Everybody sees that.

30/7/2025, 8:42:34 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Stearns we trust

30/7/2025, 8:41:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could but them at DG where they just put 50% less in the same bag for $2 and people dont realize it

30/7/2025, 7:00:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shouldn't all Vaughn's go to Cleveland instead of Brewers?

30/7/2025, 3:58:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Win one for the Eucker?

30/7/2025, 2:50:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing stopping ohtani is his bookie

30/7/2025, 2:46:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we start a pool now?

30/7/2025, 1:25:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much more eloquently phrased than mine.

30/7/2025, 1:24:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they made Obama wait a year and you've just come to this conclusion now?

30/7/2025, 1:24:20 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These ancient religious folks are incapable of changing their mind

29/7/2025, 5:26:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The irony that the photo only shows the right side

29/7/2025, 5:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will stand for pedophilia, but we will not stand for well respected judges!

29/7/2025, 3:54:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The respect of anyone on the planet with an ounce decency?

29/7/2025, 2:30:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately we have 2 guns for every tiny penis they are compensating for over here. Literally more guns than people.

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