Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
MOTM Hannibal.
Cork to California and back again - happily home after over 25 years in the US. Alleged graphic designer. Talks nonsense about #LFC and a little less so about #elitedangerous, ADV #motorbikes, and #munsterrugby
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MOTM Hannibal.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
"Burnley don't deserve this, they've been fantastic." Oh SHUT UP Carra. All Burnley's done is park the bus and hang on. Fucking donkey.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
These Burnley fans give me the impression they're a moment away from tragedy chanting.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Jesus, just heard about Ricky Hatton. Christ, just 46 years old. RIP champ.
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Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
The Policeman
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Cheers Duke, just sniffed it out!
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Channel's it on?
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
House was supposed to have been ready March 1. Moved in August 26 with it still unfinished and a vow that it would all be done end of this week. The latest update is that they won’t even be starting until end of next week, and will take 3-4 weeks. At best. I’m really f**kin tired of being lied to.
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What happened lads? Not on Spotify anymore!
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
My builder has REALLY good taste in his commuting vehicle! #motorcycle #motosky
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Not enjoying some of the guff I'm seeing from us today. The arrogance of "How DARE someone get in the way of a player coming to us when his current club desperately need him", or the judgmental side of "Well, I'm glad he's not coming because he wrote on his armband and therefore a total scumbag."
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Weird behaviour. Half baying for Guehi and ripping into Palace for not releasing him, the other half saying good riddance and thank feck he's not coming because he's religious. Either way, if we'd let a key player leave without a replacement, we'd be losing it, so get where CPFC are coming from.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
The only way this window gets any better is if Liverpool somehow manage to sign Wissa from Brentford, purely for the absolute lols.
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Meanwhile, the guy in the SRV is saying "Nooo, just ONE more lap, I can get another second off my time!!!"
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Here's the little CB500X I did the IBT on. Less bike than I'm used to, but loads of fun!
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Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Everybody loves Chiesa. Everybody. Except for Arne Slot.
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After that match, I half expect Slot to rip off a mask and it's Brendan Rogers underneath.
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Okay, have to admit I was screaming "PASS THE FUCKING BALL FOR FUCK SAKE MO!!!" at the screen there.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Apropos of nothing, I would pay good money if anyone out there has the ability to shut Carragher the fuck up.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
FEDI MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
If anything the last two games have shown us is that we're not so much missing a £150m striker so much as we're missing a fucking backbone.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Fucking muck. Cut in half. Substitutions have been woeful. Szoboszlai again.
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Yep. Love the guy, but he's not a defender, end of.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel you 100%, mate. If you need an ear, reach out.
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The fella who claimed he hadn't made up his mind about anything, shushed fans whenever he scored or assisted, and then showed up to his unveiling speaking fluent Spanish having strung the club along for a season and a half.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
If #LFC end up with Wirtz, Ekitike, Frimpong, Kerkez, Mamardashvili, Isak, Guehi, and Leoni while losing Diaz, Nunez, Quansah, Kelleher, La Ratta, and some fringe players... Then it's a window the likes of which we've never seen before, and may never see again.
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He agreed to wear the armband, but wrote - what he felt - was a message of inclusivity on it. Compare that to the Ipswich captain who flat out refused to wear it. FA had a go at Guehi about it, but ignored the Ipswich captain. (FWIW I'm pretty much anti all organised religion)
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a devout christian, so wrote "Jesus loves you" on the rainbow armband. Rumours that he didn't want to wear it because of his beliefs, so that was his form of protest, but... end of the day, no different than the mad Brazilian religious fellas we've had baptising each other in swimming pools?
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The joys or being vertically challenged, I relate to this far too much. (Especially when all of my missing height seems to be in my inseam!)
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Yep, although probably a used F750GS. At 5’6 my options in this segment are fairly limited. I do laugh though that a 500lb 800cc bike is now an entry level small bike these days!
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Ooo look at you reviewing my next bike!
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I remember one day I was short on time and my car was at the mechanic, so decided to make a quick run to the supermarket in normal jeans and hiking boots, plus the usual jacket, gloves, helmet. Was maaaybe a mile, and I genuinely felt naked. Came home and thought “not doing THAT again.”
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I never ride without all the gear, a pact I made with my wife before she let me throw a leg over a bike all those years ago. There have been days - especially there when I was in full gear in 40C - where I was SLIGHTLY tempted to leave a BIT off, but never have, my need to get home safe outweighs it
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I'll never forget it, can absolutely still see it in my mind. Remember a cop noticed me and came over and asked if I was ok and if I knew the victim. Could only shake my head I couldn't speak. Was just horrific. This kid had friends. Family. They were never going to see him again. It was... stupid.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Years ago in CA, a kid on a GSX650 went screaming past me on 101 north, through San Rafael. Same (lack of) gear as the man below. About 20 mins up the road, traffic came to a halt. Filtered to the front, where police had closed the hwy. Bits of GSX fairing. Saw the red streak. Ending in a sheet.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
2:30pm: "Fans not taking this seriously need to give their heads a wobble. It's far from a friendly, there's a trophy to be won and LFC exist to win trophies." 5:30pm: "Fans taking this seriously need to give their heads a wobble. Just a glorified friendly ffs." Ahh, the life of LFC social media.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
"Hey G... Looking at the bank balance, would you be ok in waiting until next year before replacing your bike?"
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Oooo that should be 3-1
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I launched my new album "Drift" today and I made a wee webpage to tell you all about it... alzo.co.uk/drift
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The hilarity is that its all digital and automated. I did the canceling of the time myself, and the lecture was about putting the team under pressure by being out. “Er, I’ve gone from being out 6 days to 2.”
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Had 6 days off work booked off for summer hols, but thanks to the house dragging on had to cancel it. Told the HR wonk I had canceled the days but would need to likely take 2 of them off for walkthrough/signing. Was then given a 15 minute lecture on how I was letting down the team. Hate this place.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
The year is 2043. BMW announces its new for ‘44 R3000GS with a 3 litre engine, no clutch or throttle, and weighs 2.9 tons. KTM announces its 3090 Hyper Duper Adventure which weighs more but those extra 90ccs!! (Enough is enough!) www.totalmotorcycle.com/motorcycles/...
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Does have a touch of the nippy about it as I board the train from Midleton (the haze is Canadian wildfire smoke, thanks to @carlowweather.bsky.social!)
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That's what you get for tailgating a Panther Clipper!
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Okay, which one of you told him that there was a McDurnurlds Hamberders on the roof?
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Another box checked. IBT done, I am now road legal. Despite being shit going 5kmh around cones in a car park, instructor was “shocked” at how good I was on the road. Happy days, on we go. #motosky
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Buy one for looks alone, if I'm being honest. I love these rugged Star Wars-esque "This ship has SEEN some shit!" designs, and hope that while it'll probably excel as a miner, it can dip its toe in a bit of multirole as well.
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Best thing I could think of for this is the SquidTips channel stickers
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
The day finally arrived. First chunk of the IBT done and it was... enlightening. Went in with the swagger of an idiot claiming 10 years of riding experience, walked out with the humility of an idiot who dropped his bike doing slow speed maneuvers. Christ I'm rusty. #motosky
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Cheers Val. I'm sure I'm being flip about it, the thought of being in there with absolute beginners, but in fairness I could use a refresher for sure, and am positive I'll be a better rider for it.
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Ah balls. Other option would be move to Germany for a month, exchange your license there, then exchange that for an Irish one. (Only found that out recently!)
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
You actually might be alright, but if you're back visiting I'd look into renewing it.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Did the theory test ages ago, and FINALLY starting the training classes tomorrow. After those I can ride, but required to wear a hi-viz vest o' shame with a giant L on it, and not allowed on motorways (Irish interstates). Current wait time for the test is about 6-8 months with a ~50% pass rate!
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
A move back to Ireland, where I have no bike and my US license isn't recognized meaning I need to go through the whole licensing saga that takes ~18 months and costing over a grand, including multiple full days of mandatory basic training. 🤬
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the same, had a BMW F650GS for roads and gravel, but the DR came out for anything else. Until I was foolishly convinced that a Triumph Tiger could do the work of both, so I sold both. (And sold the Tiger six months later!)
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I mean, you say uncontroversial but I just learned that Jane is preggo and Perry's gonna be a dad, so some kid is gonna grow up with a brother 50 years older than them and now my head has melted...
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Hang your head in shame at attempting to poison one of our country's national treasures with your hastily boiled sausage water!!
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Brilliant Tony. Hopefully he made it out coddle free.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
And I *suspect* Ngomouha will be the third that comes back to bite them.
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Yep, that's it Kieran!! Feckin' shrinking storage mould!!!!! *eats breakfast roll*
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
I know we're champions and excited about the new players coming in, but have to admit I'm a little bit worried about how all emphasis at the moment seems to be on attack without addressing the leaky silly goals we were coughing up last year that saw plenty of matches start out on the back foot.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Finally got my #motorcycle gear out of storage last night. STUNNED to discover that *EVERY* jacket and pants shrank over the last three years. ALL OF THEM! Think I might have to have yet another huge plate of chips for dinner tonight to console myself while I try and figure out *HOW* this happened.
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His books are really good - Thunderstruck, Dead Wake, and Isaac's Storm, and In the Garden of Beasts were all really good (haven't gotten to any since)
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
So Wirtz to get the #7 now surely? #LFC
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WASN'T GOING TO GET ANY WIRTZ!!!! #LFC (Yeah, I know I'm five minutes late, but had this loaded and ready.)
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I'm sorry, there are other suit cosmetics you want beyond this?!?!?!
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Since getting my license is being a pain in the arse, I treated myself to a new helmet since my Schuberth E1 was getting a bit long in the tooth. Behold the Klim X1 Alpha from the mighty Champion Helmets. (And now I’m broke) #motorcycle #motosky
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For the most part I love being home. But I am really really really REALLY getting SICK TO DEATH of Ireland's overall attitude of "errah, we'll get it sorted eventually, no rush." Just constant delays for EVERYTHING.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Was supposed to have finished my IBT today, which would have allowed me to get back on a bike. But for the third time, my instructor canceled on me. Been trying to get this done for four months, and at this point the riding season will be gone by the time its done and I sort a bike. #motosky #rant
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Post a pic and let the masses go to work on your behalf!
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Waiting for the Spanish number 18 to rip off a mask and it's Darwin Nunez.
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I mean, he will and fair enough. But still maintain there is a massive difference. Think a closer comparison would be that of Coutinho leaving where he was a fan favourite, and then angled for a move - leaving us feeling annoyed/aggrieved, but we moved on from it. Trent felt more like a betrayal.
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Bit different though? Isak has only been there a few years, and Newcastle are set to make a fortune to end their PSR hassles. Trent was homegrown, spent a year dangling nonsense to the fans, and fucked off on a free.
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After that second half, terrible way for them to go out. Hoggy and the rest of them deserved more. I'm just appalled at that collapse. I mean, credit to Tipp, but that was disgraceful from us.
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Arrogance, I think is a part of it. Lot of us today were assuming this would be a stroll in the park, and I think at half time some of the players already had the champagne open.
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And Pat Ryan must have roofied the Cork players. Some collapse this, embarrassing stuff.
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Cork hammering the self destruct button here
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what to do, Will. Smile at her, saunter up, wrap your arm around her and whisper the words every woman wants to hear... ..."Where's the dinner ffs?"
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You’re always there to talk me down off the ledge, my little optimist! (Genuinely looking forward to the season, bittersweet as it’ll be, but don’t know if my sanity can handle watching another Liverpool forward banjo it onto the Kop from a foot out time and time again. Poor Darwin scarred me!)
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*internally screaming at the prospect of signing someone with a lower conversion rate than Darwin Nunez*
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re likely losing Nunez, and heartbreakingly we lost Jota. We could very well lose Diaz as well. Club is likely waiting to see how that goes. If Darwin goes to Saudi for our asking price, we’ll go for it.
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Being a dad to a 10 year old is often times great fun. Finished the Lego, though.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
After over 2 weeks away the girls are back from a trip to the US. Delighted to have them home. Took the day off to spend with my daughter playing Mario Kart and building Lego. Alas the Lego building lasted about four minutes before she declared boredom pulled out her ipad, haven't seen her since.
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I mean, I suppose? But its also a fairly innocuous way of getting to know someone and hopefully forming a connection. I mean, I wouldn’t see it as any different than asking someone about film, music, or books?
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
I'd still take @carlowweather.bsky.social and an etch-a-sketch.
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The last few years I found myself using the word compadré a lot, and I try to play it off like “oh, its a Californian thing I picked up living there from my latino friends” but in all truth its just me channeling my inner Colm Meany.
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Cillian > Coddle
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Well, given the average cost of everything has gone up by 9% compared to the same time last year, I don't think we had much choice. It's less "consumer confidence" and more "we're trying to just feed our families you thieving bastards."
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
To be fair, in Ireland having your move-in date postponed by several months is par for the course. I'm four and a half months late and counting on mine.
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As always, it's the tiny details that make CoG sing. The lamp lighting in the first panel, the little mousehole, the classic consoles on the shelves, a reminder for the live show of Chimaera Crossing, the photo with Arvid's parents... all those touches!!
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Clearly the shirt belonged to someone else, as its two sizes too small.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social)
Well done to Eric Stoltz on winning Wimbledon!!!
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Outstanding. I think I might have to try and recreate my interest in sours and more "out there" beers since there's just never going to be an Irish IPA that does the job. (But did just learn that herself has a four pack of Ghost Town in her suitcase for me that she's bringing back from California!!)
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. We had our plans, but I don't think any of them involved what happened, and now its all out the window. Likely Darwin & Harvey were being moved on, but now who knows? Does the club get a "transfer insurance" payout? How does it effect PSR? No clue as you say, and glad the decisions aren't mine.
Gaz Ubermick (@ubermick.bsky.social) reply parent
Was watching the match earlier with a buddy (not a Liverpool fan) and he asked the question I think some of us are thinking but absolutely none of us want to vocalise. "Who do you think you'll buy to replace Jota?" And while my immediate reply to him was "Nobody can!!!" it did get me thinking.