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Heather

@umbramortiz.bsky.social

Librarian 📚Gamer 🎮 Metalhead 🤘Horror Lover 💀Coffee junkie ☕️ Furbabies 🐾 Pro-Democracy & Pro-Equality 💙 Big fan of the cursey words 🤬 and very pissed off at the state of the world.

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) reposted

now try to unsee it

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2/9/2025, 1:04:13 AM | 1193 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Dapper mustachioed ladies.

31/8/2025, 12:07:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then Gloria must be adorable!

30/8/2025, 8:08:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Happy #caturday! Cinder loves being the typical bothersome little sister, incessantly pestering Ember.

30/8/2025, 8:03:19 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Do not despair. It's just a matter of time.

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30/8/2025, 2:00:50 PM | 365 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

30/8/2025, 4:50:26 AM | 16225 4296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay McLeod Chapman (@claymcleod.bsky.social) reposted

stephen graham jones getting a horror novel on obama’s summer reading list giving me hope for all the other little horror authors out there

28/8/2025, 10:27:48 AM | 114 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FulcrumOut (@fulcrumout.bsky.social) reposted

We will NOT allow this administration to ignore the history of the Black Community. We will NOT allow them to declare every Black person a DEI hire. We will NOT allow the justice system to disproportionately detain and sentence, and kill Black people. We will NOT forget Emmett Till.

28/8/2025, 1:19:45 PM | 10 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Wave (@votebiue.bsky.social) reposted

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

26/8/2025, 1:03:49 PM | 14967 3189 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

If nothing else good comes out of 2025, at least we can rejoice that we’re at least finally getting #Silksong after 6 YEARS of waiting! 🙌

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23/8/2025, 2:05:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard Woodruff - Front Line Kit 🇺🇦 (@richwoodruff.bsky.social) reposted

20/8/2025, 6:55:48 AM | 94 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Some Texas Democratic women have torn up their permission slips and will now be hosting a “slumber party for Democracy” on the House floor.

19/8/2025, 10:50:03 PM | 16448 4963 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

If you see this, post a witch

17/8/2025, 1:06:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Rise, blood pressure, rise 😆

16/8/2025, 4:02:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

I can just picture Newsom laughing his ass off the entire time he types this shit out.

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16/8/2025, 3:46:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liberty and Justice for All (@libertyjustice.bsky.social) reposted

Wait for it, it gets better...

15/8/2025, 2:54:32 PM | 37 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted

Well done, Alaska.

15/8/2025, 10:04:18 AM | 15686 4423 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

Story time

11/8/2025, 1:18:56 AM | 163 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Welp

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11/8/2025, 12:45:49 AM | 21897 7452 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬-𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐨𝐬 (@tales-typos.bsky.social) reposted

Greg Abbott needs to experience a fall off a cliff in his handy dandy wheelchair…

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10/8/2025, 9:15:27 PM | 61 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

7/8/2025, 5:09:04 AM | 43855 12445 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) reposted

🚨A 1992 video is going viral of Trump defending Mike Tyson after he was convicted of raping an 18-year-old girl: Trump: “Mike should serve some time, but…here’s a woman that was dancing at his door at one o’clock in the morning.”

4/8/2025, 11:08:58 PM | 592 260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

I will forever use this meme and it will never get old.

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5/8/2025, 2:33:07 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 5:48:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

I typically restrain myself from decorating for Halloween until at least Labor Day, but I don’t know if I can wait that long this year! 🧡

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2/8/2025, 4:52:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted

Elders remind their elected official: “You’re here to listen.”

29/7/2025, 6:30:24 PM | 10363 2326 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 (@bluewavesurfer.bsky.social) reposted

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30/7/2025, 3:09:59 AM | 57 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay McLeod Chapman (@claymcleod.bsky.social) reposted

The revolution will be digitized. Between now and august third all digital versions of WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES are only two bucks and ninety nine cents. Who would’ve thought the apocalypse would be so cheap. Available on all digital platforms but might I suggest @bookshop.org: bit.ly/4fc3Z7W

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Profile picture 🌻 ᑭᒪᗩIᑎ ᒍᗩᑎE 🌻 (@janeleecomiskey.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"I'll be busy getting a haircut or washing my hair – and finding any excuse possible to make sure I'm looking after my own toddlers at the time." Love that he brought up toddlers… 😂

27/7/2025, 8:44:36 PM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dittie (@dittie.sheshed.rocks) reposted

I love South Park! Download this and share it everywhere. Especially truth social. Oh! Brb

25/7/2025, 12:00:20 PM | 1896 856 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Most of the time the weirdness of this stupid timeline we are trapped in is just heinous bullshit, but sometimes it’s gold.

Screenshot from HuffPost article on new South Park episode: Turns out Comedy Central did have some qualms about showing a penis on the air.
25/7/2025, 4:40:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

24/7/2025, 3:59:47 AM | 18195 5221 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

💀

24/7/2025, 1:53:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

It certainly deserves it! 🩸📚

23/7/2025, 5:33:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grimdark Magazine (@grimdarkmagazine.bsky.social) reposted

Perhaps it’s not quite as impressive as Elden Ring these days but its gothic atmosphere and surreal mythology are all things that make it worth playing.

22/7/2025, 11:04:32 AM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

This article was immensely entertaining. Some highlights: “Will the grotesque and failing Donald Trump survive that long?” “I apologize late for ruining your lunch. At least I didn’t provide a picture of his face.” “I want to be among the first to suggest he try chugging some Lysol to help with it”

22/7/2025, 3:50:28 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture altocumulous.bsky.social (@altocumulous.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still haven’t been released,” one social media meme read.

21/7/2025, 3:14:26 PM | 51 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Quote with your top 4 favorite reads this far in the year! 📚💙

20/7/2025, 12:56:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

Hi. I’m Nash. Happy Friday! I’ll be your nurse today.

18/7/2025, 7:30:02 PM | 2946 403 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandi Rene ❤️‍🔥 (@brandi-rene.swifties.social) reposted

So we all have playlists for when it finally happens right?

17/7/2025, 7:14:02 PM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elseagee 🟧 🌊 🌊 🌊🎨 🎸 (@elseagee.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

They’re eating the files, they’re eating the flight logs, they’re eating the list. 😉

13/7/2025, 3:36:21 PM | 23388 7508 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

I think I’m getting the hang of this crochet thing. (First project Frodo has some flaws 😆, Gandalf was next, then little alien). Frodo’s sword Sting and the alien glow in the dark! 😊

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13/7/2025, 8:16:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El Rosca izquierda (@elroscaizquieda.bsky.social) reposted

They’re taking selfies at a concentration camp sign like it’s a roadside attraction. Laughing. Posing. This isn’t ignorance 🤬it’s celebration. This is what happens when cruelty becomes culture. When history repeats not as tragedy, but as tourism.

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12/7/2025, 2:05:56 PM | 118 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Complete with tiny tiny hands

11/7/2025, 4:54:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

DOJ soon to be renamed the “Ministry of Truth” #1984

11/7/2025, 4:20:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🫶🏻LaylaBella🫶🏻 (@laylabelle3.bsky.social) reposted

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10/7/2025, 4:41:33 PM | 1047 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

When BookList, a publication of the American Library Association, uses the wrong “there” in *their* email for a webinar 🤦‍♀️😤

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

It’s #NationalKittenDay so here’s a few pics of Cinder when she was just a little fuzz ball. That green mouse toy in pic 2 is still her favorite.

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cinder at 5 weeks, then at 2 years now.

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11/7/2025, 12:38:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HuckleBerry Martyr rather be blue than you (Maga) (@deadset25.bsky.social) reposted

substack.com/@ellenmitche...

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Profile picture John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) reposted

On this date in 1776 the statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City. Because America didn't want a king who lived above the law.

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday!

10/7/2025, 9:24:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if they actually bothered to get the rights for the music this time?

10/7/2025, 9:22:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Orange Dick Tater Hater (@realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social) reposted

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10/7/2025, 10:15:47 AM | 517 128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

This one actually works for both pets 😆

9/7/2025, 10:58:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a struggle, that’s for sure, constantly battling the feeling like no matter what we do nothing will change, yet somehow no giving up? We’re all a little mad here.

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Profile picture marleymalone.bsky.social (@marleymalone.bsky.social) reposted

We are going to keep talking about it, same way you are still talking about the stolen election....So there! 😜😝

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Profile picture We Rise Up Again (@weriseupagain.bsky.social) reposted

TRUTH!!!! This is all so damn scary! youtube.com/shorts/yoje8...

9/7/2025, 12:43:15 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

It’s getting awfully Owellian up in this bitch.

8/7/2025, 4:27:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Hey @joerogan — don’t just podcast about it, go to the White House and tell your boy to stop. You helped start this, help stop it.

6/7/2025, 5:04:02 AM | 7940 2596 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just ‘Steve’ 💙 (@steveplou.bsky.social) reposted

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4/7/2025, 12:57:48 PM | 783 150 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted

A little town in Vermont decided to make their 4th of July parade also about fighting fascism.

5/7/2025, 6:11:08 AM | 11724 2734 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish he’d quickly move into the early stages of decomposition.

5/7/2025, 2:05:05 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A Frequent Solivagant (@undefinedpath.bsky.social) reposted

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4/7/2025, 1:31:17 AM | 880 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they are alright!

4/7/2025, 4:30:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

They really are. Thankfully our side of town didn’t get it quite as bad, but my husband’s aunt and uncle’s house had water up to their knees!

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

We had some pretty bad flooding here last night, several people have homes that are completed ruined and one even floating down freely down a street, and this is the comment from a trumper. Why am I not surprised? They are completely devoid of empathy.

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4/7/2025, 3:37:32 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) reposted

Happy July 4th! A day when we remember what was in the Declaration of Independence. The King, Jefferson wrote, 1. "has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures (what would he make of the billions that now to be spent on armed ICE officers?)

4/7/2025, 8:42:12 AM | 2919 882 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Oh nooooo

3/7/2025, 1:52:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Y’all are bad

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2/7/2025, 4:35:16 AM | 4599 943 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

It would be very appropriate if it rained over the majority of the country for July 4 and prevented the fireworks displays. We have no cause to celebrate our independence from tyranny and governmental overreach any longer.

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1/7/2025, 3:21:23 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Yikes, my mom is a big Trumper and she was born on base in Okinawa 😅

1/7/2025, 1:46:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 (@kdnerak33.bsky.social) reposted

“Alligator Alcatraz” will begin operations on Wednesday. This is your reminder that a prison without due process is a concentration camp.

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Profile picture magdalene visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ (@magsvisaggio.com) reposted

I'm def a millennial because you will have to take my skinny jeans from my cold dead hands

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s almost scarier though, her evil is more calculating and sinister.

28/6/2025, 12:41:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Stop what you’re doing, you have to read this book! It’s wonderful. That is all. 😊

27/6/2025, 11:26:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay McLeod Chapman (@claymcleod.bsky.social) reposted

HAPPY GREAT REAWAKENING: bit.ly/40pQ6wB

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

For fucks sake, “Alligator Alcatraz” 🤦‍♀️

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

The “official” reason he gave is that the state can't criminalize what Congress has legalized, but I’m sure the tax revenue helps lol

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Hot Wheels Abbott actually came in clutch for Texans yesterday. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is an ulterior motive, but even so I’ll take it!

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Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🤣🤣

24/6/2025, 1:48:57 AM | 2521 443 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

Kind of impressed that the apocalypse is this stupid.

22/6/2025, 2:23:39 AM | 2850 348 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jazzy (@jazzyjones.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Here's a closer look at the exact spot!

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22/6/2025, 12:26:36 PM | 614 140 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranonjd.bsky.social) reposted

You know what’s reckless? Preemptively bombing Iran to take out their nuclear materials. You know whats catastrophically reckless? Preemptively bombing Iran to take out their nuclear materials and not getting that job done. #3E #HandsOffIran #NoTrumpWar #ImpeachTrump

23/6/2025, 3:14:05 AM | 142 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

It will definitely be interesting to see how they try to spin this.

22/6/2025, 2:44:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

He says they dropped a “full payload of BOMBS” and ended with “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!” If anyone reads that and doesn’t see that he is deranged and incompetent then they are too far gone themselves.

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Profile picture Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted

Following a rich white man to war because you didn’t like the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the stupidest things ever.

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Profile picture Greg Olear (@gregolear.bsky.social) reposted

Uh-oh, Sergio...

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

Do not be fooled, this is not shoes, this is cat. Happy #caturday!

Black and white cat laying down on her back tucked into the middle row of a shoe rack filled with shoes.
21/6/2025, 2:49:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

I would’ve enjoyed seeing JAWS in theater, especially since the anniversary falls on my birthday, but of course the shitty Cinemark in my city didn’t participate. Regardless, Happy Jaws day!

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s really interesting! And completely on brand: blind devotion and lack of fact checking or attention to history is the MAGA way

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

The only silver lining in that scenario is if Trump really is the Antichrist and we can take satisfaction in mocking all the “Christians” who were led astray by The Deceiver. (Although I do think/wish the real Antichrist would be more intelligent).

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)

If that day comes, I’m praying the guy holding the nuclear football has some integrity and decides to run a touchdown in the other direction

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Profile picture Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously! We’ve had our fair share, save some for the next generation. Although, maybe that’s the point, maybe we’re the last ones so we get them all! 🫣

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Profile picture Trisha KansasGal (@kansasgal71.bsky.social) reposted

Be prepared, Iran is preparing to strike U.S. bases if the United States bombs Iran. I’m sure these will be European bases first.

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