Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) reposted
now try to unsee it
Librarian 📚Gamer 🎮 Metalhead 🤘Horror Lover 💀Coffee junkie ☕️ Furbabies 🐾 Pro-Democracy & Pro-Equality 💙 Big fan of the cursey words 🤬 and very pissed off at the state of the world.
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view profile on Bluesky Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Dapper mustachioed ladies.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then Gloria must be adorable!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Happy #caturday! Cinder loves being the typical bothersome little sister, incessantly pestering Ember.
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Clay McLeod Chapman (@claymcleod.bsky.social) reposted
stephen graham jones getting a horror novel on obama’s summer reading list giving me hope for all the other little horror authors out there
FulcrumOut (@fulcrumout.bsky.social) reposted
We will NOT allow this administration to ignore the history of the Black Community. We will NOT allow them to declare every Black person a DEI hire. We will NOT allow the justice system to disproportionately detain and sentence, and kill Black people. We will NOT forget Emmett Till.
Blue Wave (@votebiue.bsky.social) reposted
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
If nothing else good comes out of 2025, at least we can rejoice that we’re at least finally getting #Silksong after 6 YEARS of waiting! 🙌
Richard Woodruff - Front Line Kit 🇺🇦 (@richwoodruff.bsky.social) reposted
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Some Texas Democratic women have torn up their permission slips and will now be hosting a “slumber party for Democracy” on the House floor.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
If you see this, post a witch
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Rise, blood pressure, rise 😆
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
I can just picture Newsom laughing his ass off the entire time he types this shit out.
Liberty and Justice for All (@libertyjustice.bsky.social) reposted
Wait for it, it gets better...
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
Well done, Alaska.
Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted
Story time
𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬-𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐨𝐬 (@tales-typos.bsky.social) reposted
Greg Abbott needs to experience a fall off a cliff in his handy dandy wheelchair…
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) reposted
🚨A 1992 video is going viral of Trump defending Mike Tyson after he was convicted of raping an 18-year-old girl: Trump: “Mike should serve some time, but…here’s a woman that was dancing at his door at one o’clock in the morning.”
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
I will forever use this meme and it will never get old.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
I typically restrain myself from decorating for Halloween until at least Labor Day, but I don’t know if I can wait that long this year! 🧡
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
Elders remind their elected official: “You’re here to listen.”
Clay McLeod Chapman (@claymcleod.bsky.social) reposted
The revolution will be digitized. Between now and august third all digital versions of WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES are only two bucks and ninety nine cents. Who would’ve thought the apocalypse would be so cheap. Available on all digital platforms but might I suggest @bookshop.org: bit.ly/4fc3Z7W
🌻 ᑭᒪᗩIᑎ ᒍᗩᑎE 🌻 (@janeleecomiskey.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"I'll be busy getting a haircut or washing my hair – and finding any excuse possible to make sure I'm looking after my own toddlers at the time." Love that he brought up toddlers… 😂
Dittie (@dittie.sheshed.rocks) reposted
I love South Park! Download this and share it everywhere. Especially truth social. Oh! Brb
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Most of the time the weirdness of this stupid timeline we are trapped in is just heinous bullshit, but sometimes it’s gold.
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
💀
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
It certainly deserves it! 🩸📚
Grimdark Magazine (@grimdarkmagazine.bsky.social) reposted
Perhaps it’s not quite as impressive as Elden Ring these days but its gothic atmosphere and surreal mythology are all things that make it worth playing.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
This article was immensely entertaining. Some highlights: “Will the grotesque and failing Donald Trump survive that long?” “I apologize late for ruining your lunch. At least I didn’t provide a picture of his face.” “I want to be among the first to suggest he try chugging some Lysol to help with it”
altocumulous.bsky.social (@altocumulous.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still haven’t been released,” one social media meme read.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Quote with your top 4 favorite reads this far in the year! 📚💙
Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted
Hi. I’m Nash. Happy Friday! I’ll be your nurse today.
Brandi Rene ❤️🔥 (@brandi-rene.swifties.social) reposted
So we all have playlists for when it finally happens right?
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
They’re eating the files, they’re eating the flight logs, they’re eating the list. 😉
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
I think I’m getting the hang of this crochet thing. (First project Frodo has some flaws 😆, Gandalf was next, then little alien). Frodo’s sword Sting and the alien glow in the dark! 😊
El Rosca izquierda (@elroscaizquieda.bsky.social) reposted
They’re taking selfies at a concentration camp sign like it’s a roadside attraction. Laughing. Posing. This isn’t ignorance 🤬it’s celebration. This is what happens when cruelty becomes culture. When history repeats not as tragedy, but as tourism.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Complete with tiny tiny hands
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
DOJ soon to be renamed the “Ministry of Truth” #1984
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
When BookList, a publication of the American Library Association, uses the wrong “there” in *their* email for a webinar 🤦♀️😤
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
It’s #NationalKittenDay so here’s a few pics of Cinder when she was just a little fuzz ball. That green mouse toy in pic 2 is still her favorite.
HuckleBerry Martyr rather be blue than you (Maga) (@deadset25.bsky.social) reposted
substack.com/@ellenmitche...
John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) reposted
On this date in 1776 the statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City. Because America didn't want a king who lived above the law.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Birthday!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they actually bothered to get the rights for the music this time?
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
This one actually works for both pets 😆
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a struggle, that’s for sure, constantly battling the feeling like no matter what we do nothing will change, yet somehow no giving up? We’re all a little mad here.
marleymalone.bsky.social (@marleymalone.bsky.social) reposted
We are going to keep talking about it, same way you are still talking about the stolen election....So there! 😜😝
We Rise Up Again (@weriseupagain.bsky.social) reposted
TRUTH!!!! This is all so damn scary! youtube.com/shorts/yoje8...
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
It’s getting awfully Owellian up in this bitch.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Hey @joerogan — don’t just podcast about it, go to the White House and tell your boy to stop. You helped start this, help stop it.
LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted
A little town in Vermont decided to make their 4th of July parade also about fighting fascism.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish he’d quickly move into the early stages of decomposition.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they are alright!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
They really are. Thankfully our side of town didn’t get it quite as bad, but my husband’s aunt and uncle’s house had water up to their knees!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
We had some pretty bad flooding here last night, several people have homes that are completed ruined and one even floating down freely down a street, and this is the comment from a trumper. Why am I not surprised? They are completely devoid of empathy.
Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) reposted
Happy July 4th! A day when we remember what was in the Declaration of Independence. The King, Jefferson wrote, 1. "has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures (what would he make of the billions that now to be spent on armed ICE officers?)
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Oh nooooo
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
It would be very appropriate if it rained over the majority of the country for July 4 and prevented the fireworks displays. We have no cause to celebrate our independence from tyranny and governmental overreach any longer.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Yikes, my mom is a big Trumper and she was born on base in Okinawa 😅
KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 (@kdnerak33.bsky.social) reposted
“Alligator Alcatraz” will begin operations on Wednesday. This is your reminder that a prison without due process is a concentration camp.
magdalene visaggio 🏳️⚧️ (@magsvisaggio.com) reposted
I'm def a millennial because you will have to take my skinny jeans from my cold dead hands
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s almost scarier though, her evil is more calculating and sinister.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Stop what you’re doing, you have to read this book! It’s wonderful. That is all. 😊
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
For fucks sake, “Alligator Alcatraz” 🤦♀️
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
The “official” reason he gave is that the state can't criminalize what Congress has legalized, but I’m sure the tax revenue helps lol
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Hot Wheels Abbott actually came in clutch for Texans yesterday. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is an ulterior motive, but even so I’ll take it!
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
🤣🤣🤣
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Kind of impressed that the apocalypse is this stupid.
Anonymous (@youranonjd.bsky.social) reposted
You know what’s reckless? Preemptively bombing Iran to take out their nuclear materials. You know whats catastrophically reckless? Preemptively bombing Iran to take out their nuclear materials and not getting that job done. #3E #HandsOffIran #NoTrumpWar #ImpeachTrump
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
It will definitely be interesting to see how they try to spin this.
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
He says they dropped a “full payload of BOMBS” and ended with “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!” If anyone reads that and doesn’t see that he is deranged and incompetent then they are too far gone themselves.
Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted
Following a rich white man to war because you didn’t like the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the stupidest things ever.
Greg Olear (@gregolear.bsky.social) reposted
Uh-oh, Sergio...
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Do not be fooled, this is not shoes, this is cat. Happy #caturday!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
I would’ve enjoyed seeing JAWS in theater, especially since the anniversary falls on my birthday, but of course the shitty Cinemark in my city didn’t participate. Regardless, Happy Jaws day!
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s really interesting! And completely on brand: blind devotion and lack of fact checking or attention to history is the MAGA way
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
The only silver lining in that scenario is if Trump really is the Antichrist and we can take satisfaction in mocking all the “Christians” who were led astray by The Deceiver. (Although I do think/wish the real Antichrist would be more intelligent).
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
If that day comes, I’m praying the guy holding the nuclear football has some integrity and decides to run a touchdown in the other direction
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously! We’ve had our fair share, save some for the next generation. Although, maybe that’s the point, maybe we’re the last ones so we get them all! 🫣
Heather (@umbramortiz.bsky.social)
Trisha KansasGal (@kansasgal71.bsky.social) reposted
Be prepared, Iran is preparing to strike U.S. bases if the United States bombs Iran. I’m sure these will be European bases first.