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Getting drunk and watching Hunchback of Notre Dame because my wife has never seen it. It's better than I remember, super underrated.
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"The American Dream? It came true, you're looking at it."
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He's fine on special teams, but when I see him on offense I'm always like "why are we doing this?"
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"Look at these, some say they're the best ever."
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I'm fully expecting him to Willy Wonka all of us because there has never once been a silver lining with this fucking guy.
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He's not dead. He's probably recovering from cosmetic surgery or some dumb shit.
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Yeah maybe, I kinda find Parsons slightly overrated which might be why.
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Identity theft is not a joke Green Bay !
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It's weird that it feels like they got a good return on him but the future of the team still looks really uncertain.
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Also Watchmen not making the list is sad as hell.
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I mean Terminator 1 & 2 and the Jamie Lee Curtis strip scene in True Lies is tough to look past.
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Feels bad man
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I'd like to ask him a few things.
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Just adding a third boob
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The people that are allowed to have a platform, my god.
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Aw hell yeah, the coke heads are gonna love this
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Look people, we know the president is AT LEAST Nazi adjacent and most definitely raped a few 8th grade girls with the help of his human trafficking pals, but the Powerball is at $950 million, you got to buy some lines baby!
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49ers with the circus font numbers goes so hard.
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Right? And they would be admired forever and could probably make more money in the long run, but no.
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I was a little worried he was gonna open as the # 2
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Correction, all three times probably.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird to frame Portnoy as a Trump critic when he openly supported and voted for him, probably both times.
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If so I hope they would get good value for him. Lowkey one of the most underrated young corners out there.
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Future Raider
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This is some sad Gen X copium bullshit.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like a good deal though
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This guy
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I'm curious if that store manager guy is Richard Jenkins
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For sure
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He wants a new deal and requested a trade a few days ago.
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Blasting a curaga up his ass
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Oh definitely, I just feel like Reagan's effect on political news has been hitting particularly hard the last decade or more. Awful.
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I'm still a little fucked up lol
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Arnold is usually good at pointing out the corruption, but then he never backs down from an opportunity to suck off Reagan, the man that all Republican corruption can be traced back to. He'll never get it.
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My wife's favorite movie
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Rick Sanchez
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An exact week after I turn 35 I throw my back out .....
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Most people are likely too busy working to survive in guessing.
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Kinda weird. I kinda feel like he could get more money if he let his deal expire and hit free agency.
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Which ones do you mean? Imo 6-9 are the great ones, they peaked creatively with X, and haven't even come close to being that good for 25 years.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
Then there would be an influx of plumbing hentai which would definitely move the needle toward Sonic status.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
My first thought was Sonic has a pretty massive pipeline to Furry culture and the Mario IP would have to make a major shift to even come close lol.
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At first glance I thought the "trans controversy" was that this man looks trans and was misidentified, but no, just another terf asshole.
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I for real returned just to look at it again lol
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I love seeing the amount of people on Sleeper losing their minds over this.
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Whenever I see or hear someone call for impeachment I'm like: Oh bless your heart, you still think that's possible.
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My meat
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When. Is. It. Going. To. END. ?????
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Holy crap is he the Mysterious Stranger?
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Instant follow for Thicc Tron and "Kattelox Wine Mixer" 🤣
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Sad day for a man like me who traded up for Anthony Richardson in rookie draft.
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I would say truck engines, accompanied by gunfire.
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It's odd that they pretty much handle the greatest fighting games of all time and yet Soulcalibur and Tekken feel like they've been in decline for 20 years.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, just because I'm ok with cutting cancer research doesn't mean I'm not a cool guy.
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Thanks. It's mostly just not finding anything fulfilling by scrolling it. But it's also silly to even expect a fulfilling process from any social media.
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Elite
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Ngl, thinking about getting off this app too.
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Sadly true
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Welcome to hell little guy
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We need a follow up post on that girl with the thong at 40
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This made me wanna watch some Law & Order lol
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
It's only for one scene and it's just a regular gun which I guess the people of Oz just have..
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
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The rest of the shovel handle makes up a swastika
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I don't think it gets talked about enough that in the Wizard of Oz they give the Scarecrow a gun.
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What's up with Putin's right hand? I mean the actual right hand.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone must first overcome his STOILE
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The people that we allow to have a platform.
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What a fucking embarrassing disgrace.
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Nice. Wish they were playing a little better at the moment lol
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Hear me out
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The states mouths
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Not to be angry, but WHAAT IS THE HOLD UP? I know most people are stupid as hell, but have we as a species outgrown our basic monkey instincts and functions of appreciating things like healing and peace? Or solving problems just to find relief and end the bullshit and noise they create? GODDAMN!
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Crime fell massively under Biden. They're taking credit for a problem that was already being fixed while targeting mostly homeless minorities.
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Mondays am I right?
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Trey Sermon scored a touchdown
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social) reply parent
He's great. Pretty terrifying in American Horror Story season 2 also.
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I would take that A&M buyout and fuck off for the rest of time.
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$500,000 for 15% of the royalties and naming rights to "The Soloist"
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"Season til your sneezin"
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She's obsessed
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I love Baruck Obama
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Was gonna say the same thing but it would need to be done right.
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Such bullshit.
Uncle Jayhawk (@unclejayhawk.bsky.social)
You guys scrolling over anything cool? Lol
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Ughh, so much of The Bear is just why do I care? It's a well filmed show, it does ok at showing emotion, but I just do not give a shit about most of these characters.
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It's good?
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Feels like Richardson wasn't ready
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These were peak
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Grok would tell us
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*Fart noise*