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Uncle Jayhawk

@unclejayhawk.bsky.social

35, He/Him/Jayhawk ⦿ Video gaming, football, art enjoyer. ⦿ Thinks the president just might be bad.

created February 6, 2024

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Trailblazer

1/9/2025, 5:20:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting drunk and watching Hunchback of Notre Dame because my wife has never seen it. It's better than I remember, super underrated.

1/9/2025, 4:09:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The American Dream? It came true, you're looking at it."

31/8/2025, 12:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's fine on special teams, but when I see him on offense I'm always like "why are we doing this?"

31/8/2025, 12:30:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Look at these, some say they're the best ever."

30/8/2025, 6:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm fully expecting him to Willy Wonka all of us because there has never once been a silver lining with this fucking guy.

30/8/2025, 12:17:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not dead. He's probably recovering from cosmetic surgery or some dumb shit.

30/8/2025, 11:59:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah maybe, I kinda find Parsons slightly overrated which might be why.

29/8/2025, 4:54:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Identity theft is not a joke Green Bay !

29/8/2025, 1:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:22:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's weird that it feels like they got a good return on him but the future of the team still looks really uncertain.

29/8/2025, 2:07:17 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also Watchmen not making the list is sad as hell.

28/8/2025, 8:56:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean Terminator 1 & 2 and the Jamie Lee Curtis strip scene in True Lies is tough to look past.

28/8/2025, 8:37:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels bad man

28/8/2025, 8:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to ask him a few things.

28/8/2025, 8:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just adding a third boob

28/8/2025, 6:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people that are allowed to have a platform, my god.

28/8/2025, 5:50:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aw hell yeah, the coke heads are gonna love this

28/8/2025, 3:20:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look people, we know the president is AT LEAST Nazi adjacent and most definitely raped a few 8th grade girls with the help of his human trafficking pals, but the Powerball is at $950 million, you got to buy some lines baby!

28/8/2025, 2:59:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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49ers with the circus font numbers goes so hard.

28/8/2025, 2:08:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right? And they would be admired forever and could probably make more money in the long run, but no.

27/8/2025, 8:01:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was a little worried he was gonna open as the # 2

26/8/2025, 4:48:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correction, all three times probably.

26/8/2025, 4:35:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird to frame Portnoy as a Trump critic when he openly supported and voted for him, probably both times.

26/8/2025, 2:19:44 PM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:56:09 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If so I hope they would get good value for him. Lowkey one of the most underrated young corners out there.

25/8/2025, 2:52:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Future Raider

25/8/2025, 2:00:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is some sad Gen X copium bullshit.

25/8/2025, 11:34:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like a good deal though

24/8/2025, 3:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 4:47:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy

24/8/2025, 4:46:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm curious if that store manager guy is Richard Jenkins

23/8/2025, 2:27:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For sure

23/8/2025, 3:16:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wants a new deal and requested a trade a few days ago.

23/8/2025, 3:01:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blasting a curaga up his ass

23/8/2025, 2:53:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh definitely, I just feel like Reagan's effect on political news has been hitting particularly hard the last decade or more. Awful.

23/8/2025, 2:26:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still a little fucked up lol

22/8/2025, 7:59:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arnold is usually good at pointing out the corruption, but then he never backs down from an opportunity to suck off Reagan, the man that all Republican corruption can be traced back to. He'll never get it.

22/8/2025, 7:55:41 PM | 68 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife's favorite movie

22/8/2025, 12:52:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rick Sanchez

21/8/2025, 3:17:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 5:47:22 AM | 111 31 | View on Bluesky | view

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An exact week after I turn 35 I throw my back out .....

21/8/2025, 2:45:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most people are likely too busy working to survive in guessing.

20/8/2025, 8:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda weird. I kinda feel like he could get more money if he let his deal expire and hit free agency.

20/8/2025, 4:37:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which ones do you mean? Imo 6-9 are the great ones, they peaked creatively with X, and haven't even come close to being that good for 25 years.

20/8/2025, 1:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then there would be an influx of plumbing hentai which would definitely move the needle toward Sonic status.

20/8/2025, 1:15:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first thought was Sonic has a pretty massive pipeline to Furry culture and the Mario IP would have to make a major shift to even come close lol.

20/8/2025, 1:09:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At first glance I thought the "trans controversy" was that this man looks trans and was misidentified, but no, just another terf asshole.

20/8/2025, 12:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I for real returned just to look at it again lol

20/8/2025, 3:41:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love seeing the amount of people on Sleeper losing their minds over this.

20/8/2025, 2:53:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whenever I see or hear someone call for impeachment I'm like: Oh bless your heart, you still think that's possible.

20/8/2025, 2:01:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My meat

19/8/2025, 10:34:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When. Is. It. Going. To. END. ?????

19/8/2025, 10:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy crap is he the Mysterious Stranger?

19/8/2025, 7:05:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instant follow for Thicc Tron and "Kattelox Wine Mixer" 🤣

19/8/2025, 6:56:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad day for a man like me who traded up for Anthony Richardson in rookie draft.

19/8/2025, 5:50:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would say truck engines, accompanied by gunfire.

19/8/2025, 4:02:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's odd that they pretty much handle the greatest fighting games of all time and yet Soulcalibur and Tekken feel like they've been in decline for 20 years.

19/8/2025, 2:38:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, just because I'm ok with cutting cancer research doesn't mean I'm not a cool guy.

19/8/2025, 2:20:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. It's mostly just not finding anything fulfilling by scrolling it. But it's also silly to even expect a fulfilling process from any social media.

19/8/2025, 2:01:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elite

18/8/2025, 9:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ngl, thinking about getting off this app too.

18/8/2025, 9:50:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly true

17/8/2025, 6:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to hell little guy

17/8/2025, 1:22:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a follow up post on that girl with the thong at 40

17/8/2025, 1:06:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This made me wanna watch some Law & Order lol

17/8/2025, 1:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's only for one scene and it's just a regular gun which I guess the people of Oz just have..

16/8/2025, 3:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

16/8/2025, 2:30:55 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rest of the shovel handle makes up a swastika

16/8/2025, 1:41:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think it gets talked about enough that in the Wizard of Oz they give the Scarecrow a gun.

16/8/2025, 1:21:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's up with Putin's right hand? I mean the actual right hand.

15/8/2025, 9:30:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone must first overcome his STOILE

15/8/2025, 9:28:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 3:15:16 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people that we allow to have a platform.

14/8/2025, 3:06:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 10:31:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking embarrassing disgrace.

13/8/2025, 2:29:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice. Wish they were playing a little better at the moment lol

12/8/2025, 11:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hear me out

12/8/2025, 3:24:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The states mouths

11/8/2025, 7:36:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to be angry, but WHAAT IS THE HOLD UP? I know most people are stupid as hell, but have we as a species outgrown our basic monkey instincts and functions of appreciating things like healing and peace? Or solving problems just to find relief and end the bullshit and noise they create? GODDAMN!

11/8/2025, 6:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime fell massively under Biden. They're taking credit for a problem that was already being fixed while targeting mostly homeless minorities.

11/8/2025, 5:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mondays am I right?

11/8/2025, 4:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trey Sermon scored a touchdown

10/8/2025, 10:53:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's great. Pretty terrifying in American Horror Story season 2 also.

10/8/2025, 10:32:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would take that A&M buyout and fuck off for the rest of time.

10/8/2025, 6:26:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$500,000 for 15% of the royalties and naming rights to "The Soloist"

10/8/2025, 2:58:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Season til your sneezin"

9/8/2025, 1:25:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's obsessed

9/8/2025, 1:06:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love Baruck Obama

8/8/2025, 7:28:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was gonna say the same thing but it would need to be done right.

8/8/2025, 3:02:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such bullshit.

8/8/2025, 2:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You guys scrolling over anything cool? Lol

8/8/2025, 1:32:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ughh, so much of The Bear is just why do I care? It's a well filmed show, it does ok at showing emotion, but I just do not give a shit about most of these characters.

8/8/2025, 1:27:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's good?

8/8/2025, 12:54:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like Richardson wasn't ready

8/8/2025, 12:17:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These were peak

7/8/2025, 11:17:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grok would tell us

7/8/2025, 8:30:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 7:07:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Fart noise*

7/8/2025, 4:57:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view