Sad that I wasn't there watching while pretending NOT to know how to execute the Heimlich manoever.
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Sad that I wasn't there watching while pretending NOT to know how to execute the Heimlich manoever.
Do NOT forget that Modi recently sent assassination teams into Canada to kill his political rivals who had moved there. He's JUST as much an insane dictator as the other two.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
They should do it anyway for the environmental benefits.
oh hey it's a cartoon that sadly did not become immediately outdated on friday www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
If that Trump Truth Social account posts an apology to someone, admits making a mistake, or accepts responsibility for something, then we will know something is definitely up.
This man is an authentic American hero A Black man facing armed federal agents to stand up for his youth baseball team. Brave. www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
I saw this yesterday driving to Costco and though it was one of the best stickers I've ever seen.
Not quite true. (Although this photo may have shown up after you posted.)
Stunning footage of a rare dark coloured deer, with estimates suggesting they make up less than 1% of all deer.
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
Saw this one comin'...
Trump regime cut funding to shooting prevention programs in Minnesota weeks before school shooting: In Minnesota, $800,000 in federal grants to local agencies were cut last month, undermining efforts to prevent mass violence www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Just watching Alien Earth. Can’t miss the resemblance between synthetic Kirsh and replicant Roy Batty, both visually and mannerisms
Even Jimi paid his dues. Played his dues?
New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.
MUST support.
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare. Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed. Getting big money out of politics. Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages. If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
When they're that crazy, it's really hard to tell whether they believe it or not, or -- to tell the truth -- which is crazier.
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
On that day we should burn the motherfuckin' flag and dare his dead ass to do anything about it.
What kind of shit human do you have to be to be an ICE or HSA agent at this point?
This is so inspiring. I lived in and around NYC for a time, but this makes me wish I'd been born and raised there.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
I don't think "bet it all on the midterms" is a better strategy now than "bet it all on 24" was in 21, but if we're doing it anyway, I'd like to see the authors of that strategy at least working right now on the question of "how do we protect and encourage minority voting if ICE is at the polls?"
here's today's post: "Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself" — Chicago will not comply with Donny’s police state fascism. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Trump confirmed alive. Nation lowers flags to half-staff.
#art #nature
Look at it this way: JD Vance as president gets us one step closer to the first presidential excommunication
What a ridiculous person.
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
Trump's so dumb that he thought that when he bought RFKjr he'd bought the Kennedy name and charm.
The Rev took attendance…
The devastating flu epidemic of 1918 was particularly dangerous for young adults, for people in their prime, who died by the millions. But RFK Jr. is too stupid to know that. Link below.
Told ya. He's training for the Fat Elvis Look-A-Like Olympics.
He *has*, however, spent considerable time with Satan.
So we’re supposed to believe that the Truth Social posts over the last couple days that aren’t filled with terrible spelling and grammar, random capitalization and quotation marks where they don’t belong, with no threats or personal insults, are actually being written by Trump?
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
Y'know, if and when he really DOES croak, I vote that we use Bluesky data analytics to pinpoint the person who makes the first verified post announcing it, and give HIM or HER the Nobel Peace Prize. Not only would that be appropriate, it would really piss off Trump's ghost.
Every year when it gets to be close to autumn, I bake a ton of cookies for my friends. And then I remember that I don’t have any friends, and I eat them by myself.
This letter should scare the bejesus out of every sentient American. Yes, I did read every word. It is very formally written, almost certainly with the assistance of a lawyer. But it is above all crisp, clean, and easy to follow. He makes very clear how much danger our SocSec data is in.
A great point, and I fear we know why: they don't anticipate there will be elections going forward—or if there are, their outcome will be structurally predetermined. This administration doesn't appear to have any expectation that it will ever be hamstrung or out of power. Not in 2026, not in 2028.
Superb riposte.
could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
SPEAKER MIKE “HOOKED ON PORN” JOHNSON SAID I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS NEWSOM BUILDER OF THE BEST MAPS, SHOULD FOCUS ON GOVERNING MY STATE. LETS NOT FORGET “MAGIC MIKE” SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE AND WENT ON EARLY RECESS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE VOTE ON RELEASING THE ESPTEIN FILES! - GCN
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
youtube.com/shorts/6z1GV... Firefighters in Washington State were raided by ICE today while fighting one of the largest fires the state has ever seen! Work was stopped for 3 hours while agents checked IDs of the crew in their camp! This is a MUST WATCH video! 🤦♀️ THIS is SO WRONG!👇👇👇
Garcia: We finally got word from the Epstein estate. They're going to be providing the actual Epstein book… the estate is actually going to actually now get us that book and a bunch of other documents that they have that's actually not been reported yet.
Yup. That's Generative AI, in a nutshell.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.
Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.
Can’t work today. My mitochondria weren’t up to the challenge.
Lots of right-wing political pastors and charlatans about to get rich from FEMA money.
saw a woo video that told you to set an alarm for every two hours one day and ask yourself: 1) where is my attention right now? 2) who is profiting or benefiting from my attention? and tbh I thought that was just good advice
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
Which reminds me...have you seen "The Terminator" lately? It's really worth a re-watch.
Meanwhile, Trump is pushing for more private-sector usage of AI and fast tracking permits for more data centers after Big Tech companies donated huge amounts to his inauguration. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/b...
💔 Today is the Day of Remembrance For Our Defenders who gave their lives For Ukraine’s independence. For me, it’s not just another date on the calendar. It’s the faces of young boys and girls Who never came home. It’s the empty seats at family tables. It’s the silence in homes 🔽
Where do they FIND these dumb blonde clones? Do they *manufacture* them?
Wouldn't it be cool to be able to see WHO has REALLY been briefing him on this? I mean, can you *imagine* the mindless Woo Woo faces that would populate such a tell-all story? :-) Oh. Wait. Here they are. www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/...
Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC, revealed that RFK Jr. has NEVER been briefed by CDC experts on measles, flu, or Covid: “No one from my center has ever briefed him on any of those topics…He’s getting his information from somewhere”
Gavin Newsom’s counterpunching against Trump serves as a master class in flipping the script – and boosting his own profile www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
1/14 🇺🇸 🚨 TESLA HID FATAL CRASH DATA, HACKER EXPOSED THE TRUTH 🚨 🇺🇸 Tesla claimed it didn't have key evidence from 2019 Autopilot crash that killed young woman. Hacker found it at Starbucks. Company had it on servers all along. #Tesla #Autopilot
Next presidential candidate should run on digging ashli babbit back up and personally hocking a couple loogies on her corpse
Sand batteries are literally just silos of sand that retain heat exceptionally well -- so well that they can be tied to heat exchange systems to serve as proxy *electrical* batteries. Finland's new model can store enough power (100 MWh) to heat an entire town for a week. newatlas.com/energy/large...
You may outbreed us, Charlie, but our kids will be vaccinated and thus will live beyond grade school and yours won't. So it'll all balance itself out pretty quickly.
Just in case anyone else said, 'That sentence deserves a fact check,' "Yes, there are more guns than people in the United States. As of recent reports, the U.S. has approximately 120 guns per 100 people, a rate that is the highest in the world and more than double any other nation.'
Just an evening in Ukraine when you are lucky that your house was not the target. ⬇️
Like a toddler pulling the batteries out of someone else’s toy.
Their loss. And ours.
The irony is that most countries would give Kilmar Abrego Garcia asylum from persecution *in* the United States. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Imagine a country that makes you read grapes of wrath at 16 and then gets mad at you for internalising it at 26
You're not supposed to ask that. No White House press pass for you!
The next days and months and years will demand from all of us great courage — and solidarity. Be prepared.
here's today's post: "fascism, but with morons" — can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without fucking up? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Independent of the satire, this is really fine songwriting.
From what I've heard, many of his big-money backers are closet Woo Woo types, and have spent years believing all this anti-vaxx BS. And Trump does what they want because they give him money and sycophantic praise. No blackmail necessary.
Except maybe a sofa.
my hot take is that if vance takes the big chair, the whole maga coalition collapses from infighting and attempted power grabs in about thirty minutes. our boy jaydee does not put the fear of god in anyone.
Brett Meiselas: Israel’s assault on Gaza City has killed 61 in 24 hours, over 62K since it began, and injured 159K. Entire areas are leveled while propaganda claims “all is fine.” Propaganda tries to hide famine and devastation, but we must speak out against these genocidal actions.
A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
He's also crazy as a bedbug. Can't people SEE that?
If you want to get protected in this twisted, sick country declare your gender as a gun.
Hello, everyone. Today, thanks to @sbg1.bsky.social and @newyorker.com, I learned a new word. The word is: "butt-snorkeler."
The President has a masked paramilitary disappearing people off our streets without due process, and most people are still, like, “when is Fascism getting here?”
THIS -- when being forced to do something that harms people -- is when you should resign. Otherwise, stay on the job and force them to walk you out of the building.
