David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the orange makeup isn’t such a bad idea after all 😳
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view profile on Bluesky David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the orange makeup isn’t such a bad idea after all 😳
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Spotted last week on a walk w/ my Dad… Ontario DYI auto body repair. The tail light is secured w/ balled up duct tape (zoom in). The "metal repair" is DOMESTIC SPRAY FOAM(!!!) covered w/ the worst bondo job ever 🤣 Ontario doesn't do safety inspections BTW. I guess that would be communism 😏
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Current service is slow AND expensive AF
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Fire doesn’t look like much from 35000 feet. Half a doesn’t pin point plumes of white smoke and large swaths of black trees but it’s hard to distinguish the green from the black through the haze at this elevation. Regardless… so sad to see NS on fire.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Can barely make out Digby Neck
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Very very hazy up here over Grand Manan. Can’t see the south tip of NS 😕
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Wish we had high speed rail. Air travel for flights of this distance are kinda dumb. At this point we will have spent more time on the ground than on the air
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
I tend to agree w/ your Dad but I’d say there’s nothing wrong with feeling the whole world is a better place as a result of someone dying. Like I don’t WISH it on them but I would welcome it. The trauma he’s caused is incalculable.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Someone was a no show for my flight and who knows if they checked a bag but… we’ve been waiting a long time to push back.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Mom reading a news article about Trump’s reported vein condition and that it can lead to amputation… Me: Of his head? 😆
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a ballet move
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
“the streets” is funny to me because in my mind, as a Canadian surrounded by woods, animal rescue is about wildlife. So like… when a momma bear gets shot or hit by a car or something do the cubs hit the streets and develop a drug dependency? 😆
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted
It's true, only perfect people are able to watch an animated film with a lesbian couple and not become so traumatized when a kid asks them a question about the couple that they can't go to the movies anymore.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite thing about Fall is my Fall jacket (that I paid way too much for in retrospect) that's useful for exactly 2 weeks.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
So weird
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Canadian… I’m surprised it only fell 62%
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Naked & Famous
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m assuming it’s the other way around… the food chases you… like a video pop-up chasing you down the page when you’re trying to read an article.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
the picture of health… nothing to see here
Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky right now ...
Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
It all feels about as real as the Curse of Oak Island narrator saying “ROCKS. ON A BEACH. COULD IT BE…” but that ok 🙂
Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted
I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn hipster kids these days getting their “pornography” from… 1984 and Brave New World 🙃
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted
Elon Musk has his engineers build an exoskeleton for a frail Trump so he won't be seen using a wheelchair. The hydraulics are 10x more powerful than they need to be and Musk does the coding himself to ensure it's perfect. It crushes Trump into a meat & bone pretzel 10 seconds after he's strapped in.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Or…https://bsky.app/profile/uniondesign.bsky.social/post/3lxmaon4uh22u
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Or it trips him on steps of Air Force One and bursts into flames… and then Air Force One explodes… with cabinet members of your choice onboard 🥳
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a violet person but my “dare to dream” is more akin to a Mussolini’s end 🥳
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Or a Kinder Egg
kjb (@kjbrowning.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
OF COURSE it’s the rich CEO of a company stealing from the kid because every story these days ends that way www.themirror.com/sport/tennis...
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
The man has never had an original “idea” ever… just a MAGA parrot
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Evidence is Faith 🤔
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
The “new” (been out in the US for over a year) 4.0 “avocado” beyond burgers are a big improvement. No weird metallic aftertaste. I just hope they can survive. They’ve been flirting w/ bankruptcy for years and keeps losing more and more cash and sales volume.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Beyond is coming out with a generic ground product (not a beef mimic like the burgers). Might be good? Note sure if / when it’ll come to Canada tho.
Alex (he/him) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇩🇰 🇬🇱 🇲🇽 (@tsrhg.bsky.social) reposted
For context, I work at a gas station with a car wash and we have not heard one word about shutting it down. It uses a lot of water. It's funny how no business have to make the sacrifices.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Former smoker counts
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Just approved (with restrictions) yesterday. Maybe try booking it and just say you’re a smoker or something if you’re under 65.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
The stairs…
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
For a brief moment those stairs were like…
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a drag queen
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
And also "treatment" in the content
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Tinnitus. Which is why I opt for laser whenever possible. That said I had drilling years ago to replace a metal filling and it didn't aggravate my Tinnitus so that's good to know. But for a filling it's just more pleasant. Might not be a laser dentist in Truro tho? I only know of 2 in Halifax
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
FYI my dentist uses a laser instead of a drill. Doesn't work for all cavities but it works for many. And of course it wouldn't work for replacing a metal filling. Still… kinda cool. No needle.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the worst. But at least everyone hates him.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to hear that. Keep testing tho'. Apparently with the latest strains it can take a long as 5 days for a rapid to show positive.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
or “as effective as…” but you get the idea
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Junior… stop dancing around and just ban all vaccines for everything now you sadistic sociopathic democidal fuck. We all know that’s what this is about and what you’ve wanted all along. Just do it already and stop acting like you have any kind of legitimate science-based justification whatsoever
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
I wasn’t there but I dunno… shooting at an out of control speeding car to stop it seems about as logical as shooting at a tornado
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
I do this too… for socks and underwear but also for shirts. Once a year I just buy 10 new identical t-shirts (aside from colour) at Marks. It’s my entire wardrobe. Year round (aside from activity-specific clothes for things like running, hiking, etc.)
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Starting to get the feeling RFK Jr.’s ridiculous promise to discover the cause of autism by September meant… I’m going to say vaccines cause autism just in time to ban all the Fall vaccines.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s why they get paid the big bucks 😏
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr. needs to go. Like, right now.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
🙄 And how the fuck will that work?
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they shooting the garbage?
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazy. Last year targeted KP.2 (or JN.1 for Novavax)
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Liz LeClair (she/her) (@lizleclairhfx.bsky.social) reposted
People who would be better than Andy Fillmore as mayor. I’ll go first. Leslie Knope.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait so even people who can get them are getting the XBB shot?!
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
damn fine looking blueberries
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
If only they cared about human rights half as much as they care about the ugliest fucking clip art “logo” ever
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re just trying not to fall out of windows
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Old logo really brings the “graphic design is my passion” energy
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw them do this live at the original Club Flamingo in the 80s when no one knew who they were. They were opening for the Asexuals so all the skinhead were yelling “SPEED IT UP” but me and my friend were absolutely entranced. Loved every second. My friend got Margo to sign their album. Wish I had too
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
He would know I guess
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Fancy!
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Like he’d give a fuck about whales if this wasn’t total bullshit
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
So anything that doesn't look like it was designed by a 9 year old = communism. Got it.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Resigning is always an option Andy. Just sayin'
𝖙𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖗 (@tatbenatar.bsky.social) reposted
the whiniest fucking piss baby to ever piss
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Keeping the public safe… from colours
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted reply parent
3. Earlier this week, officers painted the rainbow stripes into stark black and white. Citizens repainted them. Road crews erased them again. The back-and-forth has escalated to the point where the state has now deployed as many as six police squad cars to guard asphalt.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
I bet Andy misses his previous job of being totally invisible
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the finish line 80? Just guessing.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Same. Cheese and butter on the other hand… 🤤
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
“Raw milk is also a big hit among fitness influencers and “crunchy” moms—parents who want food that’s “natural,” like in the good old days, when viruses killed a lot more people.” 😆
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Mmmm… Bird Flu. Om nom nom 😏 www.motherjones.com/food/2024/05...
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow… robbed OR mugged
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Really wish I was there to expose it. In Ontario at the moment
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
on the Halifax peninsula I smell sewage… all the time
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
They called police for someone chanting free free Palestine? WTF
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Snowflake
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
the what now?
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
bullet bus?
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you hashtag these? I don't want a blanket mute everything Trump and don't want to unfollow but I also really don't want this constant firehose of trump video clips every day.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
"Free Market"
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
I'm shocked that someone known to use homophobic lyrics as a young man turned out to be a homophobic old man 🤷
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't help but wonder what "America" will be after another 3+ years of this
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe she should switch to wheelchair tennis 😏
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure it’s good. But is it pizza? Dunno. Whatever.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Snoop
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
Jasmine Paolini is playing on Armstrong right now but as far as ESPN is concerned when Djokovic is playing no other tennis players exist in the world 😒
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Actual human communication is dramatically more complicated that. Democrats have, without exaggeration, driven American democracy into a wall by outsourcing their brains to this class of hucksters, who pretend to insight but who have never successfully changed the public narrative on anything.
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)
I wonder if the US Open will make a big story again about Billionaire Jessica Pegula taking the subway to Queens… from her suite at the Park Hyatt… w/ a private security detail… and a film crew… because she’s “one of us” 🙄
David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent
They’d get 8 people and have to cancel it