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David Lewis

@uniondesign.bsky.social

Web Design & Dev, UX, Hiker, Banjoist, and aspiring Figure Skater. I use alt text. No alt text, no repost.

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the orange makeup isn’t such a bad idea after all 😳

2/9/2025, 3:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spotted last week on a walk w/ my Dad… Ontario DYI auto body repair. The tail light is secured w/ balled up duct tape (zoom in). The "metal repair" is DOMESTIC SPRAY FOAM(!!!) covered w/ the worst bondo job ever 🤣 Ontario doesn't do safety inspections BTW. I guess that would be communism 😏

Rear quarter panel of a silver car with a comically bad attempt at auto body repaid. The accordioned panel was filled with domestic spray foam covered with very rough bondo. The tail light is being held in with hidden balled up duct tape behind the light.
2/9/2025, 1:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Current service is slow AND expensive AF

1/9/2025, 8:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Fire doesn’t look like much from 35000 feet. Half a doesn’t pin point plumes of white smoke and large swaths of black trees but it’s hard to distinguish the green from the black through the haze at this elevation. Regardless… so sad to see NS on fire.

1/9/2025, 7:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Can barely make out Digby Neck

1/9/2025, 7:47:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very very hazy up here over Grand Manan. Can’t see the south tip of NS 😕

1/9/2025, 7:46:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish we had high speed rail. Air travel for flights of this distance are kinda dumb. At this point we will have spent more time on the ground than on the air

1/9/2025, 6:47:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

I tend to agree w/ your Dad but I’d say there’s nothing wrong with feeling the whole world is a better place as a result of someone dying. Like I don’t WISH it on them but I would welcome it. The trauma he’s caused is incalculable.

1/9/2025, 6:35:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone was a no show for my flight and who knows if they checked a bag but… we’ve been waiting a long time to push back.

1/9/2025, 6:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mom reading a news article about Trump’s reported vein condition and that it can lead to amputation… Me: Of his head? 😆

1/9/2025, 3:55:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a ballet move

1/9/2025, 1:00:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

“the streets” is funny to me because in my mind, as a Canadian surrounded by woods, animal rescue is about wildlife. So like… when a momma bear gets shot or hit by a car or something do the cubs hit the streets and develop a drug dependency? 😆

1/9/2025, 10:59:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

It's true, only perfect people are able to watch an animated film with a lesbian couple and not become so traumatized when a kid asks them a question about the couple that they can't go to the movies anymore.

31/8/2025, 10:04:42 PM | 36 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

My favourite thing about Fall is my Fall jacket (that I paid way too much for in retrospect) that's useful for exactly 2 weeks.

31/8/2025, 9:32:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

So weird

31/8/2025, 9:29:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Canadian… I’m surprised it only fell 62%

31/8/2025, 4:49:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Naked & Famous

31/8/2025, 2:56:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m assuming it’s the other way around… the food chases you… like a video pop-up chasing you down the page when you’re trying to read an article.

30/8/2025, 6:54:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the picture of health… nothing to see here

30/8/2025, 1:51:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Rasu Shrestha (@rasushrestha.bsky.social) reposted

Rebrand of the week?

CDC logo being rebranded to what just says CD, in a Cracker Barrel style logo.
29/8/2025, 11:04:45 AM | 51 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky right now ...

30/8/2025, 5:11:07 AM | 12024 2030 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

30/8/2025, 4:10:17 AM | 7092 1146 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)

It all feels about as real as the Curse of Oak Island narrator saying “ROCKS. ON A BEACH. COULD IT BE…” but that ok 🙂

30/8/2025, 9:49:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted

I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.

30/8/2025, 2:39:36 AM | 6998 706 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn hipster kids these days getting their “pornography” from… 1984 and Brave New World 🙃

30/8/2025, 9:32:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

Elon Musk has his engineers build an exoskeleton for a frail Trump so he won't be seen using a wheelchair. The hydraulics are 10x more powerful than they need to be and Musk does the coding himself to ensure it's perfect. It crushes Trump into a meat & bone pretzel 10 seconds after he's strapped in.

30/8/2025, 5:28:01 AM | 199 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Or…https://bsky.app/profile/uniondesign.bsky.social/post/3lxmaon4uh22u

30/8/2025, 9:22:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Or it trips him on steps of Air Force One and bursts into flames… and then Air Force One explodes… with cabinet members of your choice onboard 🥳

30/8/2025, 9:21:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a violet person but my “dare to dream” is more akin to a Mussolini’s end 🥳

30/8/2025, 9:16:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra
29/8/2025, 8:04:36 PM | 6547 1313 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a Kinder Egg

30/8/2025, 2:42:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kjb (@kjbrowning.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

OF COURSE it’s the rich CEO of a company stealing from the kid because every story these days ends that way www.themirror.com/sport/tennis...

29/8/2025, 7:59:41 PM | 687 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

The man has never had an original “idea” ever… just a MAGA parrot

30/8/2025, 2:27:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Evidence is Faith 🤔

30/8/2025, 2:06:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gross

30/8/2025, 2:00:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The “new” (been out in the US for over a year) 4.0 “avocado” beyond burgers are a big improvement. No weird metallic aftertaste. I just hope they can survive. They’ve been flirting w/ bankruptcy for years and keeps losing more and more cash and sales volume.

29/8/2025, 2:23:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Beyond is coming out with a generic ground product (not a beef mimic like the burgers). Might be good? Note sure if / when it’ll come to Canada tho.

29/8/2025, 2:20:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex (he/him) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇩🇰 🇬🇱 🇲🇽 (@tsrhg.bsky.social) reposted

For context, I work at a gas station with a car wash and we have not heard one word about shutting it down. It uses a lot of water. It's funny how no business have to make the sacrifices.

29/8/2025, 12:17:58 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Former smoker counts

29/8/2025, 1:54:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Just approved (with restrictions) yesterday. Maybe try booking it and just say you’re a smoker or something if you’re under 65.

28/8/2025, 10:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stairs…

28/8/2025, 5:11:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a brief moment those stairs were like…

28/8/2025, 5:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a drag queen

28/8/2025, 4:53:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And also "treatment" in the content

28/8/2025, 4:50:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Tinnitus. Which is why I opt for laser whenever possible. That said I had drilling years ago to replace a metal filling and it didn't aggravate my Tinnitus so that's good to know. But for a filling it's just more pleasant. Might not be a laser dentist in Truro tho? I only know of 2 in Halifax

28/8/2025, 4:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

FYI my dentist uses a laser instead of a drill. Doesn't work for all cavities but it works for many. And of course it wouldn't work for replacing a metal filling. Still… kinda cool. No needle.

28/8/2025, 1:56:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's the worst. But at least everyone hates him.

28/8/2025, 1:53:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry to hear that. Keep testing tho'. Apparently with the latest strains it can take a long as 5 days for a rapid to show positive.

28/8/2025, 1:51:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

or “as effective as…” but you get the idea

28/8/2025, 1:08:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Junior… stop dancing around and just ban all vaccines for everything now you sadistic sociopathic democidal fuck. We all know that’s what this is about and what you’ve wanted all along. Just do it already and stop acting like you have any kind of legitimate science-based justification whatsoever

28/8/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social)

I wasn’t there but I dunno… shooting at an out of control speeding car to stop it seems about as logical as shooting at a tornado

28/8/2025, 12:59:00 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

I do this too… for socks and underwear but also for shirts. Once a year I just buy 10 new identical t-shirts (aside from colour) at Marks. It’s my entire wardrobe. Year round (aside from activity-specific clothes for things like running, hiking, etc.)

28/8/2025, 11:05:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting to get the feeling RFK Jr.’s ridiculous promise to discover the cause of autism by September meant… I’m going to say vaccines cause autism just in time to ban all the Fall vaccines.

28/8/2025, 10:33:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s why they get paid the big bucks 😏

28/8/2025, 10:24:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:23:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr. needs to go. Like, right now.

28/8/2025, 12:52:01 AM | 6795 1602 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙄 And how the fuck will that work?

27/8/2025, 10:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they shooting the garbage?

27/8/2025, 12:30:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy. Last year targeted KP.2 (or JN.1 for Novavax)

27/8/2025, 12:27:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:10:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz LeClair (she/her) (@lizleclairhfx.bsky.social) reposted

People who would be better than Andy Fillmore as mayor. I’ll go first. Leslie Knope.

A blonde woman sits at a desk.
26/8/2025, 11:45:42 PM | 38 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait so even people who can get them are getting the XBB shot?!

27/8/2025, 12:00:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn fine looking blueberries

26/8/2025, 11:57:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only they cared about human rights half as much as they care about the ugliest fucking clip art “logo” ever

26/8/2025, 11:54:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re just trying not to fall out of windows

26/8/2025, 11:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old logo really brings the “graphic design is my passion” energy

26/8/2025, 11:50:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw them do this live at the original Club Flamingo in the 80s when no one knew who they were. They were opening for the Asexuals so all the skinhead were yelling “SPEED IT UP” but me and my friend were absolutely entranced. Loved every second. My friend got Margo to sign their album. Wish I had too

26/8/2025, 11:45:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He would know I guess

26/8/2025, 8:42:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fancy!

26/8/2025, 8:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like he’d give a fuck about whales if this wasn’t total bullshit

26/8/2025, 8:16:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

So anything that doesn't look like it was designed by a 9 year old = communism. Got it.

26/8/2025, 3:46:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resigning is always an option Andy. Just sayin'

26/8/2025, 3:29:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝖙𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖗 (@tatbenatar.bsky.social) reposted

the whiniest fucking piss baby to ever piss

26/8/2025, 3:22:36 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keeping the public safe… from colours

26/8/2025, 3:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted reply parent

3. Earlier this week, officers painted the rainbow stripes into stark black and white. Citizens repainted them. Road crews erased them again. The back-and-forth has escalated to the point where the state has now deployed as many as six police squad cars to guard asphalt.

26/8/2025, 2:01:51 PM | 391 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet Andy misses his previous job of being totally invisible

26/8/2025, 2:55:17 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Lewis (@uniondesign.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the finish line 80? Just guessing.

26/8/2025, 11:43:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. Cheese and butter on the other hand… 🤤

26/8/2025, 2:38:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Raw milk is also a big hit among fitness influencers and “crunchy” moms—parents who want food that’s “natural,” like in the good old days, when viruses killed a lot more people.” 😆

26/8/2025, 2:25:05 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmmm… Bird Flu. Om nom nom 😏 www.motherjones.com/food/2024/05...

26/8/2025, 2:19:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow… robbed OR mugged

25/8/2025, 11:54:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really wish I was there to expose it. In Ontario at the moment

25/8/2025, 11:51:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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on the Halifax peninsula I smell sewage… all the time

25/8/2025, 11:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They called police for someone chanting free free Palestine? WTF

25/8/2025, 11:48:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snowflake

25/8/2025, 10:08:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the what now?

25/8/2025, 10:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bullet bus?

25/8/2025, 5:56:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"American Flag desecration…"

Elderly man on stage with a microphone (Kid Rock) wears a ripped American Flag like a poncho
25/8/2025, 4:09:32 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you hashtag these? I don't want a blanket mute everything Trump and don't want to unfollow but I also really don't want this constant firehose of trump video clips every day.

25/8/2025, 3:12:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Free Market"

25/8/2025, 1:42:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm shocked that someone known to use homophobic lyrics as a young man turned out to be a homophobic old man 🤷

25/8/2025, 1:14:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't help but wonder what "America" will be after another 3+ years of this

25/8/2025, 1:05:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe she should switch to wheelchair tennis 😏

25/8/2025, 1:04:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure it’s good. But is it pizza? Dunno. Whatever.

25/8/2025, 3:57:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Snoop

24/8/2025, 11:33:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jasmine Paolini is playing on Armstrong right now but as far as ESPN is concerned when Djokovic is playing no other tennis players exist in the world 😒

24/8/2025, 11:28:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Actual human communication is dramatically more complicated that. Democrats have, without exaggeration, driven American democracy into a wall by outsourcing their brains to this class of hucksters, who pretend to insight but who have never successfully changed the public narrative on anything.

24/8/2025, 6:04:15 PM | 1852 246 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if the US Open will make a big story again about Billionaire Jessica Pegula taking the subway to Queens… from her suite at the Park Hyatt… w/ a private security detail… and a film crew… because she’s “one of us” 🙄

24/8/2025, 8:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’d get 8 people and have to cancel it

24/8/2025, 7:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie J Lee (@jjlee.bsky.social) reposted

Catch me at the zohran scavenger hunt

Me in the corner as a selfie with a huge crowd behind me
24/8/2025, 6:02:43 PM | 505 32 | View on Bluesky | view