uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Will be renamed 'Your Wake' by this time next week.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Will be renamed 'Your Wake' by this time next week.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
They seem to believe they are untouchable now.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Disney executives either did not watch it, or did not understand its relevance. Or told HR to recruit more Dedra Meeros.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The penny has dropped that Trump and his backers will eventually turn on them.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
"The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it."
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Cad Bane there for the bounty on Prince Andrew.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
At that point, do you think this administration will retreat, or simply pretend that there is an emergency that requires them to bypass the rule of law? The whole point of authoritarianism is to place itself beyond the reach of the courts, which it has already partially achieved.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps they could replace his show with a nightly update on which bits of the Constitution are still applicable?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
They missed pretty much all the parts, I'm probably more Christian than most of them, and I'm an atheist.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
He is dumb as a rock. It's bad enough that the US carries out extrajudicial killings in the belief that they are criminals, but here he basically admits that it is indiscriminate and reckless, and anyone could be targeted.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, they hated her for 'other reasons', it's just that at that moment, they couldn't say it out loud. Thanks to the head of the FCC, I'm sure they'll be able to in the near future.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Some blog somewhere = 'news outlet'.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
At least we wait for the Queen to peg it before launching into a state of mass hysteria. It's going to be exhausting for you guys if the entire country goes to DEFCON 1 over every dead podcaster.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose they could have a memorial bin collection.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
We're at the 'shooting someone on 5th Avenue' stage of 'things that Congress will find perfectly fine'.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends if you class these people as Christians, really. As opposed to sociopaths wrapped in a convenient flag.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hilarious that however far the Tories lurch to the right, it's never enough for these weasels.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
'Live your life so you don't end up with a pic of you and your best mate projected on your mum's house.'
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry, he featured as well.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
As a special relationship, it's similar to the weakling who stands next to the school bully in the hopes of being spared himself. He flatters and praises the bully, and the bully finds him pathetic.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knew that treating a key ally's citizenry like Guantanamo inmates would prove offensive to them?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF? Not heard this. Every day there is some fresh horror from that moron's lips.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, the British public doing stuff that the American mainstream media is too terrified to do.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I always play as a member of the Flood, as this most closely matches my general appearance and attitude to life.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that it is a perma-building site somewhat detracts from how amazing it is. When we visited, it was non-stop jackhammering in the background, scaffold and dust screens.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would any sane person, regardless of nationality?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a non-stop crimewave in that neighbourhood. Thank god they're there.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
For most people, running an organisation in which you know pretty much all your 'colleagues' hold you in complete contempt would be a hellish experience. So at least his prior work prepared him for this aspect of the job.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
It's alright, they get knocked down by stuff like this, but they get up again.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably the one right before the Ghorman massacre.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Sensing a theme here.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
'You people are obsessed with investigating child trafficking and rape!
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess within a few weeks the flag-shaggers will have got bored and moved on to some other activity, and probably won't even notice the councils cleaning up after them. If they repainted the mini roundabouts now, they would get vandalised again immediately.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Also works as a visual metaphor for the success of the 'Stop the Boats' policy.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for a remake of 'Heat' with Pacino tackling the perps with isopropyl alcohol and a cotton bud.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Leveson 2 now please.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Good work by @manchestermill.bsky.social , though. As someone who used to work for local media before its terminal decline, it's great to see reporters actually given the opportunity to put in the legwork.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just insane. Has anyone asked him if he supports a crackdown on people smuggling gangs?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be a wonderful feeling to have a mind utterly untroubled by history.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
No sustained wet weather is forecast.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
And what's the reckoning that this 'silent majority' that most of the parties seem to be courting ends up being a tiny wedge of bigots on the electoral Venn diagram?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Running out of veins to pump the embalming fluid into.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing stays in his butt for long though, so you'd need something quickly absorbed via the colon. Polonium, perhaps.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
AI doctors will have extra fingers, making them more dextrous for emergency surgical procedures. Are we taking bets on whether this piece was written entirely by Chat GPT based on a single line instruction from a Guardian executive?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on what they are defining as your expected lifespan in the small print.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Trepanning to become new first line treatment for autism and depression? Come on, you know it's coming...
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, a lot of people who have been insulated from the full consequences of the free market and other, natural threats may come to realise what happens when you remove all reason, restraint, and governance from public health, the economy, and environment.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The idiocy of it is that someone is clearly telling him that he can win votes from a minority of hardcore bigots. Instead, all he is doing here is giving the wider Labour-leaning electorate his blessing to vote Reform.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
We're only a couple of favourable Reform polls away from Farage's notorious 'Breaking Point' poster being co-opted by a Labour government. An electoral majority which could have driven generational change meekly waves the white flag to nationalist bigotry.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, so the thing that happened several times before has happened again?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey! The Daily Mail has a long and proud tradition of backing fascist movements in the UK! Don't insult them by suggesting they are doing this out of ignorance.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Figuratively? The miasma in that room probably means they're all literally doing it.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting aside those agitating over the Lucy Connolly case, we should not be reassuring ourselves by using the US as a benchmark of civil liberties, especially in its present dystopian state.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for your efforts while we wait fruitlessly for someone to either enforce the law or our elected representatives to change it.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The more pond-life like this which end up swirling around Reform come the next election, the better. While there is a hardcore, vocal, minority which considers her some kind of folk hero, for most of us, it's a reminder of exactly who Reform are.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
'Convicted associate' has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? So much better than 'Sex-trafficker, abuser, and known liar'. Still peddling the 'fake photo' line about poor Virginia Giuffre as well, despite a multi-million pound court settlement from Prince Andrew.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Marvellous. Once they're established, is there any way for the state to supply them with the necessary compound walls, preferably some which only open from the outside?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Boob Job?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Wax cylinder, if the rest of his complexion is anything to go by.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's probably doing that to himself, I'm not sure priapism is a sign that things are going well.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not offer him Greenland in advance as well?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
'Watches The Hundred - immediately wishes for the universe to flicker into eternal darkness.'
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I sense attempted Zelensky beatdown no.2 approaching. Perhaps he should wear a suit, carry a pack of cards and say thanks every other sentence so they have to think of some fresh bullshit to throw at him.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
There's something about this cricket format that is actually hastening the heat death of the universe.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Reform: "All these so-called child migrants are actually adults! We should verify their ages." "Wait, stop fingerprinting our kids!"
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this mean that we have happier fish, as one Joseph Rees-Mogg predicted? Because no-one can afford to eat them?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but women have had centuries of doctors taking mere moments to diagnose 'hysteria', so it's not all bad.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
As predicted, the victims of intrusive gender policing aren't just the trans community, but women generally, and I suspect particularly those who don't conform to how women are 'supposed to look'.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure the markets will settle for some lovely tractor production figures.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
What 'proof' would have been acceptable for the server to allow her to pass?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, history is only an arc until we live long enough to see it as a circle.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
If he was capable of shame about bigotry, ignorance and generally shitty behaviour, he would have shuffled out of public view some years ago. So we can safely assume he will not be remotely embarrassed by this latest episode.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Summing up the current Twitter experience very elegantly there.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to ChatGPT making me a cup of tea then helping me to the toilet. What a time to be alive!
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Just another casualty in the war on poor, downtrodden landlords. Makes you want to weep.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The UK tried this wheeze, never managed to get anyone on a plane (except a few they paid as part of a publicity stunt). You guys will get it done, cruelty is your core business. It will be interesting to see if Rwanda actually is the land of milk and honey that was being suggested to us at the time.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, a trophy hunter showing some real guts for a change.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Should have stopped them and pointed out that if the quantity of actual homeopathy present in the NHS was reduced to the extent it was no longer present at an atomic level, according to homeopathists, that would actually be MORE effective.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Extraordinary. No correspondence willingly sent can be deemed private or confidential unless both the sender and recipient are bound by a legal agreement or contract. Which of course, was clearly absent in this case. It's almost as if the entire libel industry is built around hollow threats.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Finding a sub who's a fair replacement for every standard of missing batsman or bowler would be nigh on impossible. Would it even have been a great finish if England had sent out an extra no.3 bat in both innings?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
There really is a type of person who can't feel fulfilled and satisfied with their comfortable lives unless they know someone else is suffering. I think you call them Republicans over there.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
A 60-year-old can be decrepit and incapable, and an 80-year-old can be as sharp as a tack. I can understand why the US may be wary of aged presidents in future, but having some form of moral compass would still be higher on my wish-list.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure the police are willing to either pay the monthly subscription for this, or put up with the lag between something happening and actually receiving a notification.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The Expanse Andor Fargo 12 Monkeys Dark Mad Men, obviously.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I just watch walking and climbing videos on Youtube now instead of putting on the breakfast news programmes. The daily newsgathering agenda is so painfully narrow and driven by the right-wing newspapers that I'm giving the whole warped ouroboros industry a miss.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Any comment from Ant on the Manchester Airport assault cases, that seems like a convenient dog whistle for his ilk right now? Oh wait, best to keep off that subject.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
I know someone who was run over by a bus. Let's ban all public transportation just to be on the safe side.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was in the newsroom, Today was edited by Rod Liddle. It has been a place for faux-reactionary arrogance for some time, and sadly, because it prides itself on 'setting the news agenda' for the day, this infects the rest of the bulletins.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
A better approach would have been to also find some expert voices willing to be more directly condemnatory of Farage, as the RNLI has to remain somewhat diplomatic.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, this is not helpful, but listening back to the Today Programme segment (yesterday shortly after 7.30am), it was lazy editorial decision making, because the interviewer simply puts Farage's 'taxi service' comment to the RNLI as if this is something that deserves to be dignified with a response.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Framing is everything - they had a statement from the RNLI, but why not get a representative from HM Coastguard, or another maritime agency? There should be a chorus of voices condemning Farage for this comment.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
The first and most important editorial decisions are 'do we cover this?' and 'how do we cover this?'. As a former BBC journalist myself, I think it's slightly lazy to leave the RNLI spokesman as its own sole defender, and creates immediate imbalance.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Taken as a whole, the story is as you describe - the issue is that the headline of the online article, and even the Today programme choosing to hang a segment on Farage's comment, immediately creates the implication that the RNLI faces something of substance which might require an apology...
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but in typical Today Programme fashion, it is framed as a battle of two opposing, and even equal views, instead of starting from a consensus that backs the RNLI unequivocally. It is fundamentally wrong to manufacture a 'debate' just because one person claims water isn't wet.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Who would have thought that landlords would be unhappy with the idea of a rent freeze?
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Satan needs a breather from welcoming new arrivals now and again.
uphillwheezer.bsky.social (@uphillwheezer.bsky.social) reply parent
All European countries should have immediately stopped offering visas to Russian citizens after a couple of their 'tourists' used chemical weapons on the streets of the UK. But even the UK didn't do it. 🤷♂️