Ahhh, aaaahh, aaaahh! Turn the light on! What did I step on?
Ahhh, aaaahh, aaaahh! Turn the light on! What did I step on?
It just means nobody cares about you.
The drummer from Def Leppard?
Bad throw. Good dog!
In fairness, Rudy was blackout drunk when it happened so he mangled what he heard secondhand.
As of last Thursday I have more days sober than he has left in office.
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It's only last if you still fund math education.
Just another dead doper and a dirtbag.
Are they getting sober, or are they switching intoxicants? Has huffing glue recently taken off on the right?
Leave Tom Cruise out of this.
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When my oldest nephew was 2, my brother was watching ESPN to see what happened at the trade deadline. Sportscasters brought up the Yankees and my nephew booed! (I'm still so proud!)
With Old Country Buffet gone, they have limited options.
Did Goose do a thing? Still on Tidal.
That might be the tauntaun he slept in.
He kind of did when he just invited all his friends to his house without asking.
AI fake isn't breathing.
Fuck Trump. He stands on the tarmac waiting to greet Putin like the subservient vassal he is. Today he sends the Chief of Protocol out to greet the heads of state of our allies. What a little punk! What a worthless puke! What a shit stain of a human being! What an ignorant and ungrateful child!
That all makes sense, but why is Trump singing, "Trapped in the closet," in it?
I tend to like all shuffle dances. I'm working on one called the shuffleupagus, but I'm only gonnna let Big Bird see it.
On the original - cover better - Tainted Love. soft Cell is better than Gloria Jones, but the first you hear the original and you're trying to figure if you always knew it was a cover and just never connected the two...
Now I know what a dinosaur tongue looks like.
And the Allman, Dead, and Black Crowes covers are great, but in decreasing order.
Ok now I have a lesser known original better than the covers. Hard to Handle - Otis Redding - because horns
I think that's fading. In the tech and music subcultures I'm a part of it's common - so I may be wrong about the culture at large.
One of the 15 year olds admitted to jacking Big Balls?
What will happen when all the faces at Mar-A-Lago can show emotion again because they ran out of filler and Botox? www.cnn.com/2025/08/14/e...
Anytime Crowded House gets mentioned I get that Madness song stuck in my head instead of one of theirs. Also, look at the awkward things your bandmates learn whilst sharing a tour bus.
CPAP takes care of my snoring, but I still need the whole bed for sleeping diagonal if I feel like it. Still trying to figure how I flop around so much the pillows come out of the pillowcases.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. MAGAt infighting is trite though. Laura Loomer Has Found Her Next Shocking Target newrepublic.com/post/199046/... via @newrepublic.com
@titusnation.bsky.social Just got accosted by an old lady in a Stop and Shop parking lot for wearing my Woke AF shirt. Lady: Woke as fuck! aw Fuck you. Me: Eat a bag of shit lady! Lady: You're probably a Trump Supporter. Me: (o_O) ? Fuck you!
I would expect his congressional outreach and advocacy to be top notch.
In my mind he's not a Presidential candidate today, but I'd be happy to see him as a Representative or Senator. He does good work on behalf of others, and he operates from a place of seeking deeper understanding.
He has been a fantastic advocate for First responders with health issues from Ground Zero. Same for military vets with health issues from burn pits and the like. Not sure if he has taken on Firefighter's with cancer from their equipment yet.
Was the gun a Beretta?
I wasn't afraid of capybaras when I didn't know they had ups.
Was it Robert Blake's ghost trying to establish another alibi?
Noom actually taught me not to shop hungry or tired. Avoid decision fatigue and triggers.
Do shallow minds founder when forced to deep introspection?
Banging Pamela Anderson with the benefit of neither condoms nor penicillin.
There's two other client apps in this article that might provide what you're looking for... mikec415.medium.com/a-look-at-io...
What an actor. That time he saw Crazy Joe Gallo whacked and pretended he didn't see anything. What a performance!
That's not an opinion, that's a fact.
Are you that guy who writes for The Village Voice who thinks White Girls was a great film but all other films get a negative review?
Wow. That's the only Star Wars movie you've seen in a theater?
Stale candy corn tastes like candy corn.
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Pipe dream, but... Target state level politics the way the RSLC. Gain enough state level seats to control redistricting come 2030. Install politicians who believe in proportional representation but are willing to use the levers on redistricting until they have the critical mass to actually get it.
Not having car vacuums,tire pumps, and trash cans paired with car chargers seems like a missed opportunity to multitask.
Why wait? I've been disgusted by "reality TV" since the second season of Big Brother.
iPhone users whining about the way their iPhones implement RCS - shortcomings my Pixel does not share - is a reason for me not to switch. 1. My phone is clearly better. It doesn't have the problem they are complaining about. 2. I like annoying entitled idiots and then mocking them.
Read a book. Take a walk. Eat an entire gallon of ice cream. There are better options of what to do with your time. It's not bad in a way you can enjoy how bad it is. It's just dull and stupid. Unlike the gallon of ice cream, you won't return later to finish it.
Knowing the second and third Sundays of the month is the skill that will save my job. I can even write code that calculates such things properly.
Why would you punch them when you have a perfectly good dildo to beat them with? No dildo handy? Take off one of their shoes, beat them with it, then throw the shoe on the court.
Came here for a Dave Matthews shits on fan's parade joke. Thank you.
Here, have a glass of shochu and see how you look with that eyeliner at closing time.
Came here to say ties. Thank you!
tl;dr Turmoil and mismanagement at the IRS is the point, not a byproduct.
Saw a wook on lot get wings. Now he thinks he's in the band.
What awful, awful news. turnto10.com/news/local/n...
Flying Burrito Brothers - yeah Flying Burrito Taxis - nah
That dog rocks!
Ohio has a Big Butter Jesus statue, but it's made of neither actual butter nor actual Jesus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of...
Did he not graduate after he played football for Princeton? I was too egalitarian to go there with their snooty eating clubs, but I'm still classist enough to ask WTAF is he doing with his Ivy League degree?
It's Harborlights and Great Woods is Great Woods.
If they build a FoxConn factory in the U.S. I'd like to see Donny on that roof.
Well, now we know what neutering The Washington Post bought.
They haven't even deleted the evidence of Trump's treason from the National Archives. I'm not sure the fascists have learned to read yet. www.archives.gov/foia/2020-pr...
But part of the freedom to say what I want comes from the idea that I think no one is reading it anyway.
@malcolmferguson.bsky.social I'm not in favor of federalizing DC, nor do I think teenagers think about consequences or anything else before they do things. Why not mention the 10 kids the police report says the arriving police saw scatter?
Writers claiming the multiple assailants story doesn't comport with the Police Report newrepublic.com/post/198846/...
Reports that say the police report states about 10 kids fled when police arrived, and police apprehended 2: www.wired.com/story/edward... www.politico.com/news/2025/08... wapo.st/4m4j8ec
According to Wired, "The report references Emily Bryant as a second victim and describes her as Coristine’s 'significant other.'" www.wired.com/story/edward...
He faced off against 10 kids after he got his girlfriend in the car... I don't like the guy, and I want the joke to work, but what Wired reported is in the police report shows some balls.
If the wind unwound his one long string of hair, could someone climb it like he was Rapunzel?
Tidal sounds better and pays artists better - not well, but better. Now if I just had a good alternative to Nugs...
If they'd put, "Whitehouse says," at the beginning of the headline I could save time not reading the rest of the lie.
Pro: This isn't the worst science we could do Con: Whitey's on the Moon
Innumerate orange buffoon speaks. World gets ice cream headache.
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There's thorium on the moon. Maybe they'll cool it with molten salt.
Here's the map of places Republicans have been using redistricting to gain and hold power in Congress. www.rslc.gop Go read Ratfucked to see how deeply and openly corrupt they've been.
Enjoy. I bogged down in The Baroque Cycle, but I've never finished a trilogy and should probably stop trying to go straight through them. It was great, I just slowed down and stopped at some point in the second book. Just recently got back to reading him and loved Terminal Shock and Polostan.
Also, nobody remebers when Steve Rogers stopped being Cap and became Nomad. Ok - I don't either, but it got mentioned on NPR over the weekend. He'd definitely be a Never Trumper.
Politicians shouldn't be able to choose their voters. Single winner districts are disenfranchisement. Gerrymandering is disenfranchisement. The two party system is disenfranchisement.
I hear the return on investment is better if you run for mayor of Everett. Lower up front costs, better returns.
Why's that big plane chasing those little planes away? What did they do to it?
She got rid of them fig ole take bitties?
Evidence of his treason is still online at the National Archives. www.archives.gov/foia/2020-pr...
My thoughts are all tangential — I ought to footnote my emails.
Is that guy doing the triple lindy?
He doesn't even know how to dance. It is in line with how much he pays to ball though.
Some of the names are also Alan Dershowitz.
I think it's actually a quote from the side of a Dr Bronner's soap bottle.
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I would have an opinion, but me and my purse tuna can't read the article behind the paywall. I think you're being pretty cavalier about the real first-world struggles of netizens who don't want to subscribe to non-local papers to read one article. /s😛