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ushmel shmushmel

created August 25, 2023

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Don't worry little Israeli. You'll kill them all eventually on your genocidal campaign of terror.

1/9/2025, 5:35:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol no, they're selling that AI data on the backend and making you pay for the energy to power it

1/9/2025, 3:00:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm good on the pervert glasses made for losers with no bitches

30/8/2025, 3:51:12 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:29:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's basically just "80s guy" reskinned

28/8/2025, 12:29:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

why's it feel like idiocracy tho

28/8/2025, 12:26:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly a power bottom

27/8/2025, 7:05:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:07:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

You should definitely do it. Oral surgery is expensive and requires general anesthesia, which has risks. And then your pet looks like JD Vance's mom.

27/8/2025, 1:06:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what they get for playing along with this game. Congratulations on being the emperor's lawn mowers. Maybe next time don't go to DC.

27/8/2025, 1:04:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Piss Dome. A dome made up of piss

27/8/2025, 11:28:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest in Piss

27/8/2025, 10:29:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:22:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$80 plain white bucket hats and $200 plain green parkas

26/8/2025, 6:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

oh wow just in time for the NFL season and the album drop. their whole thing is so phoney. late stage capitalism masquerading as love

26/8/2025, 6:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop voting for Democrats, unfortunately. At least until they knock this shit off

26/8/2025, 6:01:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Thiel donates millions to Republicans across the country, and like $50k to Newsom. It's not the same at all.

26/8/2025, 6:00:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

jesus christ, dems are useless. no wonder they keep getting shit on by the dumbest people in the world

26/8/2025, 5:57:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

They'll claim they recently discovered this and are not trying to cover it up.

26/8/2025, 3:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Dynamic paywalls = price gouging and discrimination. NYT is struggling with staying relevant and their big idea is to hand over cash for an autotranslator for international audiences lol

26/8/2025, 1:49:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:30:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumbass take. Delete this shit, Republican Lite

26/8/2025, 12:20:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

The same people who go on about secret pedophile rings gobble this slop up by the truckload.

25/8/2025, 1:01:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

I was at a music festival with no cell service. I found out when Dead & Company (remaining Grateful Dead members & friends) got on stage for a moment of silence. They didn't really mention details, so I had no idea of the scope until the next day.

22/8/2025, 9:29:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

How's this game work?

22/8/2025, 9:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

They threatened to pull all road funding from the state unless the rainbows were dealt with

22/8/2025, 9:16:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah, the techbros will flock to the wonderful weather and infrastructure found in Memphis, TN. lmao

22/8/2025, 7:12:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest in Piss

22/8/2025, 6:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

There was just a discussion about it on /r/lastfm with people looking up their old profiles. www.reddit.com/r/lastfm/com...

21/8/2025, 12:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

they did the yeonmi park meme 🤦

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21/8/2025, 12:27:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

"The Internet makes you stupid." Predates that, even.

21/8/2025, 12:20:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Make a backup. Wipe phone. Go through airport. Restore backup. If you really want to be careful, make a new profile and use it until you get through customs.

20/8/2025, 6:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would i pay like 20% more than Walmart while getting the exact same stuff and the exact same worker solidarity. Enjoy your new MAGA base, Target.

20/8/2025, 6:36:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

So a health guru hack that doesn't live in the real world of evidence based medicine. Sounds great, how do I hand over every identifying piece of information about myself.

20/8/2025, 6:34:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck the troops

20/8/2025, 10:25:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

do seizures somehow impact your ability to draw shapes and color them? you're making excuses

18/8/2025, 3:37:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine my disappointment when i show up expecting Bohemian Rhapsody in drop D tuning.

18/8/2025, 1:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I go outside instead of posting. If you're talking about "mass movements," you're late to the party. We already did that and the Democrats famously sold the whole movement out to elect a senile Biden.

18/8/2025, 10:23:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

You're both about 10 years too late. Read the room.

17/8/2025, 9:16:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

I paid the big bucks for a big toner printer like a small office would have. Never been happier since. HP can fuck off

17/8/2025, 5:38:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

oh I didn't realize that was on me, my bad, I'll get right on it

17/8/2025, 5:25:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

It costs $8 for a beer. $18 for a cocktail. Fentanyl is much cheaper

17/8/2025, 5:10:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

That's like.... 4 cheeseburgers

17/8/2025, 12:55:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't need prosecutions. Just deport them to Sudan, the worse one.

17/8/2025, 12:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough. I want names, addresses and 5 of their closest friends and families. We'll have the Palantir data to work with.

17/8/2025, 12:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Typical blue MAGA disinformation post. Y'all are the worst. Log off and find a new hobby

16/8/2025, 4:26:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Read between the lines. Just like Uber wasn't about "ride sharing," these companies aren't about "helping people with disabilities." Think of the use cases for a brain chip that can control you.

13/8/2025, 8:56:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think more people should be eaten by leopards. I think that would help with the metrics.

13/8/2025, 8:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiots

13/8/2025, 8:44:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Novel idea: STOP READING, LINKING, AND TALKING ABOUT THE NEW YORK TIMES.

13/8/2025, 5:45:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the game theory weirdos. They've completely melted their brains

13/8/2025, 11:27:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey they totally would've went to Harvard if it wasn't for DEI

12/8/2025, 10:28:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

"late stage capitalism"

12/8/2025, 10:17:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Reverse brexit lmao

12/8/2025, 12:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah i know i live in Florida, so fuck us too

11/8/2025, 5:40:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sucks but you guys love Republicans so much so fuck you

11/8/2025, 12:01:51 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 2:30:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Stout (@jamesstout.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

When they kick in your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head, or wearing Lululemon?

27/7/2025, 3:30:24 AM | 267 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Why else do you think they're so obsessed with conditioning their voters to reject healthcare

26/7/2025, 12:50:51 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sticking it to BiG PhArMa by handing over the government to the insurance companies

26/7/2025, 12:49:50 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck is Jimmy Dore doing flying Southwest?

26/7/2025, 12:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Might be a more damning indictment of Cadillac's general sales. They've been struggling since the start of covid to re-establish their identity.

22/7/2025, 12:32:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans discover taxes can raise money for the government and are shocked.

22/7/2025, 12:26:26 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we're missing the subtext here. They want to install a wide reaching surveillance network, the reporting thing is just a fig leaf.

21/7/2025, 3:28:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't let irony poisoning get you.

21/7/2025, 11:43:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 3:51:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wife whose bf bought her better tickets

19/7/2025, 3:28:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobodies posts are cool. We're all dorks. The kids say "they got rizz" but it's just some who posts with their mouth IRL.

19/7/2025, 3:26:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

If someone wasn't filming the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert like a nerd, same.

18/7/2025, 8:42:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Zohran Mamdani the Second Coming of Vladimir Lenin? No… 2025-07-16 We

16/7/2025, 1:00:40 PM | 44 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

lol you really don't get it

17/7/2025, 2:08:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gas turbines are notoriously combustible

16/7/2025, 7:46:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

don't you dilley dalley with dill in alley

16/7/2025, 7:42:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

A whole bunch of people have already been arrested doing so.

16/7/2025, 4:08:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I'm sure the AI pfp guy is having so much sex, just out of frame.

16/7/2025, 11:31:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Dopamine burnout. Type 2 ADHD.

16/7/2025, 11:31:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clam hole insinuates the existence of a clam donut.

16/7/2025, 10:15:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Get a drill bit set of allen wrench heads, your wrists will thank you.

16/7/2025, 10:13:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Now is not the time for weapons bans.

16/7/2025, 10:08:30 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

Y'all can stop pointing out the hypocrisy. They don't care. They never cared. It's a concern troll tactic to waste your time.

15/7/2025, 6:33:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

The actual why? He's gonna scam the pharmaceutical industry into "investing" in this

15/7/2025, 6:26:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too busy fighting for the "rights" of the elderly that invade this state every year and light it on fire on their way to death

15/7/2025, 6:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon made his AI Krieger from Archer.

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15/7/2025, 6:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coming from the guy launching a comedy show about American history

14/7/2025, 6:18:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lactaid FTW

14/7/2025, 6:16:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was amazed by this in Colorado. "what about the bugs?" "what bugs"

14/7/2025, 5:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird, it keeps saying we should blitzkrieg France.

14/7/2025, 3:28:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need another country (with clout) to bring this up at the UN

13/7/2025, 9:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twitter also used to have an SMS service that would text you when an account you chose to receive alerts from posted something. It might still have this but I think they retired it years ago.

13/7/2025, 9:25:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's less a public square and more public access TV. It's virtually impossible to communicate on TikTok. Between their algo word filters, poor comments section UI, and harsh comment auto delete policies, it's basically a one-way medium.

13/7/2025, 9:20:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiding mistakes is what separates the pros.

13/7/2025, 8:15:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miami Herald is the only true newspaper we have left in Florida. There's some good work in Orlando occasionally but I believe it's more TV based. Tampa is dead in the water.

13/7/2025, 8:13:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent

There's so many better ways of helping the environment but then you can't self flagellate in public about it.

13/7/2025, 8:05:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 1:38:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/7/2025, 1:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Security guards don't have any real power. You can just drive right by them.

13/7/2025, 12:58:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deer Does Women.

13/7/2025, 3:59:22 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not exactly the same but I suck so bad at Workers & Resources for someone that's 350 hrs deep.

13/7/2025, 3:55:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most those people grew up in a time where the age of consent was 16ish. They really don't see a problem with it if they go ~~somewhere~~ it's technically legal.

13/7/2025, 3:48:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting to believe the tinfoil people that it was a mossad op

13/7/2025, 3:46:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view