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Don't worry little Israeli. You'll kill them all eventually on your genocidal campaign of terror.
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry little Israeli. You'll kill them all eventually on your genocidal campaign of terror.
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lol no, they're selling that AI data on the backend and making you pay for the energy to power it
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I'm good on the pervert glasses made for losers with no bitches
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It's basically just "80s guy" reskinned
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why's it feel like idiocracy tho
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Clearly a power bottom
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You should definitely do it. Oral surgery is expensive and requires general anesthesia, which has risks. And then your pet looks like JD Vance's mom.
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That's what they get for playing along with this game. Congratulations on being the emperor's lawn mowers. Maybe next time don't go to DC.
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Piss Dome. A dome made up of piss
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Rest in Piss
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$80 plain white bucket hats and $200 plain green parkas
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oh wow just in time for the NFL season and the album drop. their whole thing is so phoney. late stage capitalism masquerading as love
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Stop voting for Democrats, unfortunately. At least until they knock this shit off
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
Thiel donates millions to Republicans across the country, and like $50k to Newsom. It's not the same at all.
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jesus christ, dems are useless. no wonder they keep getting shit on by the dumbest people in the world
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They'll claim they recently discovered this and are not trying to cover it up.
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
Dynamic paywalls = price gouging and discrimination. NYT is struggling with staying relevant and their big idea is to hand over cash for an autotranslator for international audiences lol
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Dumbass take. Delete this shit, Republican Lite
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The same people who go on about secret pedophile rings gobble this slop up by the truckload.
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at a music festival with no cell service. I found out when Dead & Company (remaining Grateful Dead members & friends) got on stage for a moment of silence. They didn't really mention details, so I had no idea of the scope until the next day.
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How's this game work?
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They threatened to pull all road funding from the state unless the rainbows were dealt with
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yeah, the techbros will flock to the wonderful weather and infrastructure found in Memphis, TN. lmao
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Rest in Piss
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There was just a discussion about it on /r/lastfm with people looking up their old profiles. www.reddit.com/r/lastfm/com...
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Internet makes you stupid." Predates that, even.
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Make a backup. Wipe phone. Go through airport. Restore backup. If you really want to be careful, make a new profile and use it until you get through customs.
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Why would i pay like 20% more than Walmart while getting the exact same stuff and the exact same worker solidarity. Enjoy your new MAGA base, Target.
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So a health guru hack that doesn't live in the real world of evidence based medicine. Sounds great, how do I hand over every identifying piece of information about myself.
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Fuck the troops
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do seizures somehow impact your ability to draw shapes and color them? you're making excuses
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Imagine my disappointment when i show up expecting Bohemian Rhapsody in drop D tuning.
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Yeah, I go outside instead of posting. If you're talking about "mass movements," you're late to the party. We already did that and the Democrats famously sold the whole movement out to elect a senile Biden.
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You're both about 10 years too late. Read the room.
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I paid the big bucks for a big toner printer like a small office would have. Never been happier since. HP can fuck off
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oh I didn't realize that was on me, my bad, I'll get right on it
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It costs $8 for a beer. $18 for a cocktail. Fentanyl is much cheaper
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That's like.... 4 cheeseburgers
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We don't need prosecutions. Just deport them to Sudan, the worse one.
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Not enough. I want names, addresses and 5 of their closest friends and families. We'll have the Palantir data to work with.
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Typical blue MAGA disinformation post. Y'all are the worst. Log off and find a new hobby
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
Read between the lines. Just like Uber wasn't about "ride sharing," these companies aren't about "helping people with disabilities." Think of the use cases for a brain chip that can control you.
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I think more people should be eaten by leopards. I think that would help with the metrics.
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Idiots
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Novel idea: STOP READING, LINKING, AND TALKING ABOUT THE NEW YORK TIMES.
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It's the game theory weirdos. They've completely melted their brains
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Hey they totally would've went to Harvard if it wasn't for DEI
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"late stage capitalism"
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Reverse brexit lmao
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yeah i know i live in Florida, so fuck us too
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Sucks but you guys love Republicans so much so fuck you
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When they kick in your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head, or wearing Lululemon?
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
Why else do you think they're so obsessed with conditioning their voters to reject healthcare
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Sticking it to BiG PhArMa by handing over the government to the insurance companies
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What the fuck is Jimmy Dore doing flying Southwest?
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Might be a more damning indictment of Cadillac's general sales. They've been struggling since the start of covid to re-establish their identity.
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Republicans discover taxes can raise money for the government and are shocked.
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I think we're missing the subtext here. They want to install a wide reaching surveillance network, the reporting thing is just a fig leaf.
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Don't let irony poisoning get you.
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The wife whose bf bought her better tickets
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Nobodies posts are cool. We're all dorks. The kids say "they got rizz" but it's just some who posts with their mouth IRL.
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If someone wasn't filming the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert like a nerd, same.
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lol you really don't get it
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Gas turbines are notoriously combustible
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don't you dilley dalley with dill in alley
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A whole bunch of people have already been arrested doing so.
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Yeah I'm sure the AI pfp guy is having so much sex, just out of frame.
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Dopamine burnout. Type 2 ADHD.
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Clam hole insinuates the existence of a clam donut.
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Get a drill bit set of allen wrench heads, your wrists will thank you.
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Now is not the time for weapons bans.
ushmel (@ushmel.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all can stop pointing out the hypocrisy. They don't care. They never cared. It's a concern troll tactic to waste your time.
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The actual why? He's gonna scam the pharmaceutical industry into "investing" in this
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Too busy fighting for the "rights" of the elderly that invade this state every year and light it on fire on their way to death
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Coming from the guy launching a comedy show about American history
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Lactaid FTW
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I was amazed by this in Colorado. "what about the bugs?" "what bugs"
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Weird, it keeps saying we should blitzkrieg France.
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We need another country (with clout) to bring this up at the UN
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Twitter also used to have an SMS service that would text you when an account you chose to receive alerts from posted something. It might still have this but I think they retired it years ago.
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It's less a public square and more public access TV. It's virtually impossible to communicate on TikTok. Between their algo word filters, poor comments section UI, and harsh comment auto delete policies, it's basically a one-way medium.
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Hiding mistakes is what separates the pros.
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Miami Herald is the only true newspaper we have left in Florida. There's some good work in Orlando occasionally but I believe it's more TV based. Tampa is dead in the water.
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There's so many better ways of helping the environment but then you can't self flagellate in public about it.
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Security guards don't have any real power. You can just drive right by them.
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Deer Does Women.
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Not exactly the same but I suck so bad at Workers & Resources for someone that's 350 hrs deep.
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Most those people grew up in a time where the age of consent was 16ish. They really don't see a problem with it if they go ~~somewhere~~ it's technically legal.
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Starting to believe the tinfoil people that it was a mossad op