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The Charmin Shimmy, brought to you by Fanduel
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The Charmin Shimmy, brought to you by Fanduel
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that almost all of the arguments about parental support policy can and should be made without the word "fertility" coming within a hundred feet of the document, for several reasons that are complex but I can boil down to: they Invite Those With Bad Vibes
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
...oil? Oil seems the right kind of dumb for this administration
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Too much fertility discourse, not enough fertilizer discourse How's ur dirt's ph everybody
Canadian Paintings (@canadianpaintings.bsky.social) reposted
A Child's Imagination Blake Angeconeb ~ Anishinaabe 2021
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Liking as a confused in-group signal as it's been months since I've understood one, which only drives you further into the depths
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, sorry, i only know metric
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't even get a Laurentian consensus on MTO service delivery smh
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
"so I was at a Serviceontario" gets me slapped West of the hundredth meridian ngl
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg king (also we have identical setups lol, I also have a Baratza :D)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
High five! *I cannot raise my arm above my shoulder because I pinched a nerve sleeping too hard*
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
You may be entitled to compensation
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
You gotta fight For your right To spiiiiiiiiiiiiiider
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Hiiiighly recommend making sorbet with Simply juices. Just juice + corn syrup + a bit of sugar, and every one comes out so perfect. My wife's made at least one batch a week all summer
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
That looks fantastic But also my dumbass brain perceived this as. A bathtub. Full. Of ice cream.
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
adding to the pile Alternate joke: when they're mildly vagueposting about u
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Canadian Paintings (@canadianpaintings.bsky.social) reposted
A Garden in September Mary Hiester Reid c. 1894
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd have a BEER1, get quickly roped in by the gimmick of SPECIALs and within one smash cut or quick montage I'd be shouting at the robotender for DDRINKsss
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Anchovies punch up salads and sauces so much
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I just wanna know if the Catholic kids all have normal middle names, like how do you pass the baptismal mini-boss when there's no St Kaedenaeden
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
No yeah those of us Of A Certain Age really lucked out in formative movie years
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Her name has ofc been Anglicized from the Italian Piazza (Mike and San Marco are her distant cousins)
武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa (@ryotakemasa.bsky.social) reposted
Railroad in Flowers (2023) Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I will be interested in how far you get (I got about ~3 seasons in)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
They did rail at tomatoes for a bit tho (the use of lead plates and flatware interacts poorly with the nightshade-based tomato and this made everyone in Europe think tomatoes were somewhat poisonous for the first little while)
Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine.bsky.social) reposted
Jugendhaus, Düsseldorf, Architect: Bernhard Pfau, 1952-54
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The day they launch Beerjangles is gonna be a storied one on this here app (12 likes, easy)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
"Some Factorio Shit" feels unprofessional so yeah let's go with yours
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Bespoke Rapid Manufacturing is my proposal
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really wild that my paper and corrugates customers are generally well ahead of steel shops in US/Can even though they, themselves, are so fn old fashioned
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes though none of the steel manufacturers I've been working with the last year, who are like 50 years behind the tech :( (n=2, I'm hoping they're not representative of the industry bc they both piss me off)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay I think I'm following again - so you mean like the fact that we can replace 100+ yr old artisanal machinery parts with c&c printing semi-blind?
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I'm mostly not following, because parts of this are describing rapid prototyping (generic input -> specific output) but that only helps you in low-run scenarios bc it's not like we've fundamentally upended returns to scale from standardization
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you just looking for the word optimization here?
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
My transmasc buddies are informing me it appears to involve a lot of solitary fishing. Take from that what you will
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sad that a bunch of the more fun air show jets aren't turning their transponders on :(
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a towel that I always have access to in the shower because i haaate water dripping down my face! Then i strategically use the parts of the shower stall that Do Not Get Wet while i wait the requisite 5 minutes to two years for my conditioner to do its thing
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Look I'm guilty of this, but in my defense, phones play real good games these days Shower balatro is underrated okay
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
He's tired after another long day of running an international airline
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Yuki's being done so dirty in that #2 dude
The Athletic | F1 (@theathletic-f1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
That first pic has, like, 20 grand worth of electronics in today's money. Nobody lived like that! Only time I saw a pile of stuff like that was in the mid 00s, when we were picking thru garage sale bins for old tapes and NES games.
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Never change, Ferrari
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Last guy's a dead ringer for Kyle McLachlan with that pose
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The main reason you want to do it is because a sharp knife is less liable to catch or slip (like when cutting thru tomato skin, eg) and most injuries happen because your knife catches or slips while you're doing routine cutting or chopping
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a great electric sharpener and let me tell you, grinding off the serrations on an old set of steak knives made them so much more useful
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok but see the long hair makes it all look effortless!
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social)
The Lancaster bomber is back in the air above Hamilton for the air show :)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no do i need to watch Shogun now too
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah my hair is basically what you have in your pfp but a lighter brown With the beard I get White Jesus jokes an awful lot lol
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
(on this: thank god for the return of long hair in men because 3 months of barberless covid lockdown made me realize that I just really prefer long hair, my giant skull gets gianter in short hair and i haaated it)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
*Southern Italians, creating the bulk of Italian culture through emigration to 20th century America*: che?
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Making "getting mistaken for being Lebanese by some Lebanese guys" into a heritage minute brb
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Same tbh (I'm Italian so that makes sense at least)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of work we had to do when we learned a half-dozen of our data objects were gonna be Protected B, much less actually-sensitive, makes me wonder how the UK made the move to cloud without getting these questions answered beforehand
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like an insane lack of due diligence to me. Like does MS simply not have a public sector offering for O365? Because these are actually really basic questions MS isn't answering
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social)
Pretty good write up of all the shipbuilding going on in Canada rn (that I was mostly unaware of)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I ended up with one of those Extra Crunchy Cheez-Its getting lodged into my soft palate, so what I'm saying is I am willing to volunteer here
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The subsequent mini baby boom will be very funny
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
My man, nobody on earth is surprised at a gun owner acting aggro.
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so good
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald J. Fry
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Cardiac rage fart when John Roberts only partially bails him out on tariffs
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey get him to tell the Drizz we think he's great too
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I know many people who own guns, I know zero people who have used those guns to defend themselves, but I know two people who have spent months in hospital because of accidental discharges So this informs my stance on ownership kinda
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
We're gonna find out the toxicity limits of Diet Coke
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social)
Saw a L'Jarius Sneed Chiefs jersey in the Eaton Centre today... Incredible
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
*gratuitous jet noises pshhhkshzaaaawww*
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow in earnest but there's a jet and a biplane that are circling around today too
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social)
Airshow friday at the CNE... I've been training for this day ever since i joined skycards
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's probably the right move and I'd support it. If they don't shut down it isn't the end of the world, his admin is floundering as much as anything, but if feels like a much stronger position than in March
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't even know thermochromic was an option :o
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
That scene in School of Rock where Joan Cusack is screaming at an 8 year old to be more conscientious next time rings truer every year
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I'm just sorta stuck on bringing up Epstein unsolicited after the last month in particular lol
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Sasuke if you need to deal with PSPC and Canada Buys at any point just know it's not entirely my fault and you don't need to stake vengeance uponst me
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just grateful Sasuke believes in POGG
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
"must be the gravel"
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking notes *sleep w 15mph crosswinds... Consult ACARS before bedtime...*
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Look: I literally just did this yesterday I really can't judge the kid
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
No you're Joyce Carol Boats
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me your secrets (my therapist is Not Mad Just Disappointed at my sleep habits the last th[STATIC] years)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The centuries-long vibecession
Catelli (@catelli.bsky.social) reposted
Just came away from a meeting about metal tariffs and it is mind-bogglingly stupid and complicated. Which makes everyone’s head hurt. Stupidity #1: Even though we are CUSMA compliant, the steel and aluminum tariffs still apply. They used to be 25% now they are 50%. (1/12)
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
the artificial intelligence an-ooohhhhhhhhh
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched so many coworkers go from zero to married in that same 2ish year timeframe, usually between 26 and 31, and like. Geez. Idk
The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted
“They didn’t have autism in my day,” claims man with thorough knowledge of the history of the Caledonian Railway
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening and learning about winning back The Noble Youth from someone that is forty to fifty years old
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
And the biggest hit to the supply chain crisis was Xi shutting down the port of Shanghai for three months because he was paranoid about his mother's health. The second-biggest hit was Putin wanting a chunk of territory in Eastern Europe while sitting on the EU's entire petroleum supply.
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
it's called acupuncture okay
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
What does it actually take to no longer get published in America. Saying nice things about Democrats?
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Why hasn't Hakeem Jeffries addressed this
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Alternative answer: Gaddhafi's Libya for its garishness
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely the "without much regard for utlity and viability" applies to an island chain in the Indian ocean that only rises a few metres above sea level. Doesn't score *as* high on the "one man's project" axis tho
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I almost want to say the Maldives
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
You see that much legal action over a sandwich and you have to assume it's some kind of Italian beef
ventybones (@ventybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao I 100% knew that was in your structure I just have poster's ptsd