You’re one of those “…and you’re surprised?” types, aren’t you?
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You’re one of those “…and you’re surprised?” types, aren’t you?
What a “radically transparent” answer… 🙄
Mmmm, AI chicken.
It absolutely stands for this.
The RF modulator hooked to the back of the TV has been stripped down to 2 2" bare wires.
Perhaps he received a frontal lobotomy on RFK Jr.'s recommendation.
I like “her favorite tune.”
Sure it’s Kennedy, but really? This is all on Donald Trump. He could, and should, put a stop to all of this.
They were pretty busted by year end.
My rule of thumb is: Is it the ‘80s? —> French bread pizza Is it the ‘90s and beyond ? —> Hot pockets
I’m glad someone agrees with me on this, although I still begrudgingly follow the rules. Sticking a question mark in the quotes even though the non-quoted outer context was the actual question looks goofy.
I had an Aquafina/Dasani cocktail that would absolutely hydrate you the f up.
[ralph]
I’m everyone’s sexy ipecac.
My problem is that I try to lighten things up right away: “I know. I’m really handsome.”
I’m going to try this Tuesday once I get up the nerve.
Did you choose the red one?
As a 25-year veteran who has “aged out” 13 years short of retirement, the advice is to basically chop the bottom half of your career off your resume… I’m still looking after 3 months and watching my “emergency fund,” which I’m at least thankful I have, melt away.
One thing I’m seeing is that the old school “separation of concerns” between architecture and engineering are starting to dissolve, such that you are expected as an architect to be an in-the-weeds dev, a cloud/infra architect and a business stakeholder liaison all in one.
What the heck? That’s awesome.
Don’t get my hopes up. I remember when he got Covid.
I remember what that used to feel like.
[covers face with folder]
I feel bad for not doing so myself, but I was worried that if something nefarious was going on, I might have had similar things happen if I reached out to you on this platform when it was happening. Glad to see you got it sorted.
I was wondering what that was about. It wasn’t like you to re-skeet some of that sketchy stuff that I was seeing.
He was funny. I read his book, “They Shoot Canoes, Don’t They?” When I was 14 or 15.
No strings attached?
The manager’s car payment is $27/ mo for a 1996 Ford Escort with 154k miles on it.
This is not out of the realm of possibility at all.
I think this is it. The “new” logo was bad enough to even trigger the “graphic design is my passion“ folks. It all had to have been a silly viral marketing campaign.
Chicken and waffles.
OMG! Is your name Jack?
Snuffie!
It's a good rekkid.
Glad everyone was able to arrive at this, whatever “this” is.
We have a Beaver Toyota in Cumming, GA...
So it's still in play, mwah ha ha!
Sensuous Tickle Instigators
There are more...
I owe myself 8 million doll hairs
(Not looking that everyone probably said the same thing): Yeah, you know me.
Gravitating around "Island Noodles" as my Halloween costume this year, not sure.
"She touched her Labubu with her wing hands!" was an exclamation/utterance heard in my household today. We're all cooked.
Repulsive, the entire resources of the United States Department of Justice seemingly focused on abusing and coercing this man into admitting he’s a criminal so Trump can save face. The principle here is “Trump cannot be wrong and we’ll destroy you until you admit it.”
Given what was replaced, this, too, could be seen as actively malevolent (the process of replacing the lawn) and passively malevolent (cold concrete and stone vs. nature and color).
I know folks who live very close to the GEMA (and other government functions) center in SE Atlanta. It’s going to be interesting to see how the surrounding neighborhoods react, given their culturally diverse, and generally left-leaning, makeup.
Another word for this is “pizzo.”
The whole incident was terrible, especially knowing that our country’s current leadership is partly to blame.
Oh… Opossum! It’s all getting ominous now.
This is showing up more in more in pop culture… bsky.app/profile/weed...
I guess I’ll go to Wuxtry tomorrow then.
He should navigate Niagara Falls in a barrel in order to get his wish. Related: what happened to the fine art of face-punching?
Wait… is that hexagonal?
Usually they have a little wire that hinges on that little side nubbly bit. You can use that to lift it off once it has set to the point that it won't run out. Then you should be able to flip (if you are going for over medium or over well). Otherwise you should just use water immediately and cover.
This is better than any “learn to draw!” YouTubes.
It seems that short of sandblasting, it would be pretty hard to offset with statuary in public parks the Confederate Memorial embarrassment that is Stone Mountain.
I just set my "Open to Twerk" badge on my LinkedIn profile, anticipating that the calls will start flooding in soon.
go ahead and triple that entendre, im not driving
Furious because I can't find my "Taco Time" T-shirt.
The spelling of 'awkward' absolutely is.
Thanks Apple, I hate it.
Better take a big assed ice water to bed.
The officer was hit by an airborne sandwich.
PERL was written by the insane, for the insane.
No, keep your legs. You need them to walk!
bsky.app/profile/vibe...
I was an American Bald Eagle desk statue in my past life.
That fella lizard-skinned a tree with chicken wire.
That’s a large number of hot dogs per bun…
A heat map of Van Halen’s songs in finger crud…
I really, really, really, really hope that the kids find out about Santa from their buddies at school this year so I don’t have to come up with 24 days of $@*#! elf ideas again.
THREE vaginas for the price of one? Score!
I made a loaf of bread today. I will do it again, because the dough after the “knock back” is the smoothest, most supple, sensuous thing in the world, and the end result really feels like having produced something glorious. 7 out of five.
So I shouldn’t have gotten rid of it then, I see…
I flushed the toilet. But what happens to my poop the day after?
If I had a sandwich thrown at me, I would at least unwrap it and taste it before going into arrest mode. It might be a good sandwich! If so, I’d forget all about being all arresty.
I wonder what the percentage of Democratic political pundits/consultants/influencers who were political science majors is vs. Republican.
You know what other country is mired in Soviet-style decision-making now? The United States. Write about THAT.
This is it, we're barely a half-year into his new admin, and we're already headed to mass social unrest. He has to build up his perimeter now knowing what's coming.
No mater what you do, always keep a clean pinky in case you need to scratch your nose.
It was bad already. This is of course even worse.
Who out there hornt up on day margaritas?
Imagine the fact that our bodies run on approximately 2500 kcal a day, and much of that energy goes to motor functions and mobility. The brain still processes language, does “tool use” (higher order spatial processing, math, etc) with the remainder. Why are we boiling oceans for a fraction-a la AI?
Using this as an excuse to put a a perimeter around the city knowing the mass social unrest that is about to come.
My favorite: “Fan you!!!” (The Breakfast Club).
I’ve been saying this for awhile now. Where are the Dan Aykroids and John Belishis and Mel Brooks’ of today, making the Hollywood comedies about dunderheaded MAGA oafs and shysters? There’s so much material to choose from at this point…
Yeah. Maybe try to get some Pedialyte or something and start small with toast or something.
You probably need to roll a 20-sided die NOW.
Hopefully this second round is more the “haven’t eaten for a while“ shitz and not a “this bug has taken up permanent duodenal residence” shitz.
This sucks, man.
Mine was Zachariah, Zebidiah, and Lil’ Rodge. But they’re dead now, so I try not to think about them too much.
Darn it, I did this-ish, saw you did this, and had to mash that delete button.
I’m still thinking about those biscuits.
The “fish fish delish” weight loss plan…
It’s vinyl, so unfortunately you can’t put “Mother” on infinite repeat like I do.
Crazy they dug up that photo of me after a Waffle House binge.
Thank you and God bless you, Mr President
This looks like a hot, juicy meatball sub, arrurum-num-num-num.