All signs point to No.
Hostile foreign force terrorising pro-China shills and Chinese diplomats since ancient times.
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All signs point to No.
How it started vs how it's going...
Had a great night in Shanghai once doing shots whilst the PM2.5 hurtled towards 600. Memory was as hazy as the air.
Finger wagging intensifies...
I'm sure the Mayor of London will get right on it.
When my finger is not wagging then I offer nothing.
I fight myself constantly to avoid resurrecting my account there. Terrorising shills like Andy or Flatcap Fuckwit Jason in the days of old was fun and I miss it at times, but I must be that rare breed who has found better things to do.
But it's literally free in the App store!
It will be interesting to see if he can explain why he - and only he - can visit Tibet as a foreigner without being on a guided tour.
Taking one for the team there. If your luck was truly in you'd have held out for Sabbath tickets next week!
"...simply stayed home every day, and not bother go to work at all." If only.
"Eww, please don't put words in my mouth." "I would much prefer a penis." - Andy, probably.
Don't forget his reports from the USA in perfect, lispless English.
It's going to be a busy week for me. My wagging finger will need a rest after all that hypocritical lecturing,
Secondary mission: Unintentional visits to every restaurant bathroom in Wanchai.
She's about to be Cheng Lei'd. See you in 3-5 years, sweetheart!
She's about to be Cheng Lei'd. See you in 3-5 years, sweetheart!
"I've had people from Twitter show up at my offices and harrass my team." I'll take things that never happened for $10,000, thanks.
Lol! The irony of Shaun Rein insulting someone else's English language ability is delicious!
The guy definitely eats a lot of CPC coin since it's evident he's a fat piece of shit.
Andy Boreham is like one of five people left in Asia that has any respect for me.
"I learned from the best" Kinda explains it all, really. 🤮🤮🤮
Lol. It's like Mario being an expert on Xinjiang, Tibet or Taiwan despite never having visited any of them, even after 25 years of living in China.
Fentanyl doesn't kill people. People who use fentanyl kill people.
Lol! There's grifters and then there's Nury who manages to out-grift everyone.
I presume it's because none of those areas have a government that also claims to be the only legitimate government for China, which is the case for Taiwan. And also the fact that their claims are complete bullshit.
There goes half the country!
You're in for a Heat treat!
CCP Shills: There's no social credit system in China. That's just Western media propaganda. Xi Jinping: Hold my beer!
But all the CCP shills told me this doesn't exist!
It sure made some people "feel a certain way".
PATHETIC!
Haha, you just know Winston is going to milk that for all it's worth.
I will have the popcorn ready 🍿 🍿
Real 👊🇺🇸🔥 vibes.
Ooooooh. I vaguely remember this episode. Don't keep me suspense for too long, though!
I remember giggling at this like a schoolboy when...well, when I was a schoolboy. And just now.
He also unintentionally acknowledges the fact the U.S. does indeed have good universities. Whoops.
The fact they list it formally as MONS makes me so happy!
Just another one.
MONS would like a word.
Oh dear, poor Patrick. After turning his VPN on and leaving his own echo chamber to engage in "positive" conversation about China, he's a bit shocked that others might have differing opinions about the country he shills relentlessly for. I'm sure Elon will see this and fix it all right up.
Good catch!
And despite that he still managed to find the time to pen some erotic "fantasy" stories along the way. web.archive.org/web/20220613...
The worst part is you can't just walk out of the theatre once you realise the film is absolute crap.
That's not all he was known for...
"A tankies reach exceeds his grasp."
I need so much more of that soap opera in my life.
There's wagging fingers and then there's Wang Yi's wagging finger! Kind words don't often accompany the wagging finger so consider yourself lucky 😎
I've always said you were a bit of a legend, Hazza. But this piece puts you amongst the gods. Love your work 💪💪
Aren't half the products sold in those stores knock-offs anyway?
Valuable advice from the Master of Horror regarding Andy Boreham.
Maybe this is the cultural workaround so that women can eat ice cream whilst on their periods 🤷🏻
My local Quik had the warmest beer fridges in the city during summer.
Beautiful! 😂
"Go fuck yourself" soon to be out of reach for the average American.
AI obviously still has a long way to go since none of those examples mention your love and admiration for Nongfu Spring water.
Maybe put your phone down first.
AKA "we fucked up our Lager once again so we're going to bury our mistakes under a pile of hops."
AKA "we fucked up our Lager once again so we're going to bury our mistakes under a pile of hops."
James on vocals is much better, though.
A perfect blend of Dave's amazing riffs and Lars' impeccably bad timing.
Must be like this during National Holidays then.
Too risky. The dangers of altitude sickness are ever-present on the Sheshan massif.
Well they could hardly use Wilson Edwards again, could they?
But it's a monorail going through a building!!1111111!!1!!1!1!!!
Shanghai is so boringly flat that its highest point is the northern approach to the Jiangning road bridge.
What kind of content has your heart been racing to?
Split off if they intend to keep the app running. Otherwise I suppose they will start requiring a Chinese mobile number for user registration.
Americans would just be confused as to why the vegetables aren't covered in High Fructose Corn Syrup.
Still thinking about it. Come back to me in a year.
It's only a matter of time. Nice little PR stunt, but ultimately the big hand of censorship will come down hard.
Surely only a matter of time until RedNote is blocked in China for choosing not to abide by local internet rules and regulations, right?
How long until Xiaohongshu and Rednote are totally same app a la Douyin/TikTok?
I attribute this mostly to me being in a perma-drunk status since about mid December. Watch things improve now that my wagging finger has sobered up!
And he's still wearing those white socks 😡
Never made it to a Shanghai-Beijing match sadly, but the Henan away crowds were always great to watch. Non-stop chanting and clapping all match. No doubt the Henan fans were happy about not having to live in Zhengzhou.
That's a pretty depressing spectator experience though - far from the pitch, minimal shelter over the seats. Stark contrast to Shanghai's Hongkou stadium which I consider one of the best stadiums for watching football anywhere, especially after a few warm MONS under my belt.
That would be an ecumenical matter!
They're nimble bastards and surprisingly resilient. But remember the famous old adage: Don't drink and Bluesky.
But Mario knows everything! Source: Mario.
But something, something, Industrial Revolution so it's okay!
Just Christmas/New Year shenanigans. Just put in for a new liver so once installed I'll be good to Bluesky once more!
Xinhua's "Man of the Year" - Me!
Sometimes wagging my finger in a condescending manner whilst spewing forth ironic vitriol isn't enough...
The correct pronoun of Russian general is "was/were".
"Don't ask for permission; beg for forgiveness." Got me where I am today! 😊
Yes, Shaun. That must be it. Congrats on being #2862 on the Himachal Pradesh Amazon bestsellers list.
Welcome back, brother 😀
Oooooooooh I want!
Switched at birth?
Haha, that parody account was incredible. Well, at least you now know what becomes of those people.
They become Mario.
The saga continues and I'm here for it.
Maybe controversial take, but I think Hell Awaits is far superior to this one simply due to it being a blueprint for all the amazing Death Metal that was to follow.
Fuck Tom Fowdy.