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created December 6, 2024

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That's what the autopen is for.

1/9/2025, 7:57:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thomas Jefferson has more black descendants than white ones.

1/9/2025, 8:12:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all going in the tarrif shelf have you checked it?

1/9/2025, 6:03:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah if they let it continue they won't get that. Americans still think bad things can't happen to them and by the time they realize what can really happen or will be too late.

30/8/2025, 7:33:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What have the Romans ever done for us energy.

30/8/2025, 7:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll give it a shot after I finish my current Cheever. It was a long ago recommendation from @andymascola.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 7:32:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got this one. I started it once but didn't make it very far. Does it start to pay off it sounds like?

30/8/2025, 7:25:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Came here to say that.

28/8/2025, 1:27:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They do. Kendrick Lamar is a fine example.

27/8/2025, 8:16:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 8:13:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look it Up, by Thomas Payne .

27/8/2025, 8:08:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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330 million more people that Trump has promised a check to that will never get a check.

27/8/2025, 8:04:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wildpokerman.bsky.social (@wildpokerman.bsky.social) reply parent

You voted him in. Nobody has sympathy for what you do to yourself. You're like the woman that went back to the man that keeps beating her and ends getting killed. Maybe a tragedy but nobody really feels sorry for you.

27/8/2025, 8:01:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have less posts and less followers than you have tattoos.

27/8/2025, 12:54:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're going to have to buy trump coins to get economic data from the US government.

26/8/2025, 10:49:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that makes Mexicans the most American since Spanish colonization in America predates English colonization and most Mexicans are about half native American.

26/8/2025, 11:56:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A heartbeat away from the presidency.

25/8/2025, 12:46:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's the most effective spend in Hamilton local politics?

25/8/2025, 12:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably Moscow but America is aspiring to greatness.

22/8/2025, 7:52:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was a one of nothings from dungeons and degenerate gamblers

22/8/2025, 3:41:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine giving a fuck what a average restaurant chain calls itself.

22/8/2025, 1:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans don't even want small bore gun restrictions to stop murders why would they want to live in a police state to stop them?

21/8/2025, 1:26:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most dictators, child molesters and serial killers are pretty normal dudes when they aren't doing the evil stuff that defines them.

21/8/2025, 1:19:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans better get used to being welcome tourists only in Russia. Trump is making your passport useless for the second time.

15/8/2025, 9:31:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the Doug Stanhope joke about stop putting porn in my movies about bank robberies. I don't put bank robberies in your porn.

15/8/2025, 9:26:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You assume there will be trials in a country with concentration camps ready to go?

15/8/2025, 9:20:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess they ran out of illegal immigrants to fill the concentration camps with.

11/8/2025, 5:57:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the prep for ICE to round up all the black people in DC and send them to concentration camps isn't it?

11/8/2025, 5:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I imported all this gold in anticipation of the tarrifs and now Taco Trump screws me again.

11/8/2025, 5:50:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me think the Putin has Epstein tapes, not silly pee pee tapes. Netanyahu too probably.

10/8/2025, 7:56:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I know what the chode emoji would look like.

10/8/2025, 2:28:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um no. You have to be part of a nation to seceed.

8/8/2025, 3:47:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not much to imagine worse than disappearing people to concentration camps is there?

6/8/2025, 3:16:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume he just wants people to stop talking about what a shitty car designer he turned out to be.

1/8/2025, 5:10:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations to you for pissing on the founder's gift and the life of every dead soldier to have the lamest king in history.

31/7/2025, 12:14:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should probably be having more green coffee beans.

30/7/2025, 11:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did pay less than a dollar a gallon when he completely bungled a pandemic response.

30/7/2025, 7:04:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 1:55:07 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my death panel is chat GPT

30/7/2025, 1:51:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations on mastering emotional repression while in the man's time.

30/7/2025, 1:36:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two weeks. Taking the Trump line

28/7/2025, 1:21:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me you're in the files without telling me you're in the files.

24/7/2025, 11:20:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Certified.

23/7/2025, 11:25:25 PM | 87 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actions have consequences who knew?

23/7/2025, 11:18:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Until deregulation makes your city water poisonous.

20/7/2025, 4:22:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get on the train and we'll give you a loaf of bread and some jam vibes here.

17/7/2025, 11:35:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can eat a whole bag of goldfish before I know what's happening.

17/7/2025, 4:34:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you lie enough they can't tell if you are lying or having dementia.

17/7/2025, 2:11:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 6'2" president handing the trophy to 6"1' Cole Palmer.

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16/7/2025, 10:46:17 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You pay your customs duties in cash to a masked man in an SUV.

16/7/2025, 10:32:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Munchausen by proxy. Pretending that the economy was ill to get attention and sympathy.

15/7/2025, 5:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why when the Roman Republic ended they didn't have democracy again for 2000 years. It's all barbarism and picking which strongman you back from here in out.

15/7/2025, 1:47:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrinkly old bag of skin with the voice of an 80 year old woman that's been smoking pal mals for 50 years lectures you about health.

15/7/2025, 1:25:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't need to defend against rulings you're going to ignore. Sound budget management from the administration again.

15/7/2025, 1:21:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's because they don't care who treads on anyone else.

14/7/2025, 12:58:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're assuming the US government is an enterprise to benefit the people who live there and not an engine to confiscate resources from the middle class to fund a fascist police state. That's all you're missing.

14/7/2025, 12:43:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lots of that subnormal trash has the title Senator or Your Honor.

13/7/2025, 7:29:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In spite of what you do and report on you're still under the illusion that the government of the US has a mission to serve the people who live there?

12/7/2025, 8:59:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they're only your friends because of how rich and powerful you are but once that's not true you'll be a poverty stricken Petro state like Russia.

11/7/2025, 6:40:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping to skip the part where my arm gets amputated after a tussle with an alligator in a concentration camp.

9/7/2025, 12:21:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI is taking all our boomer uncle that you dread having to talk to at Thanksgiving jobs.

9/7/2025, 12:11:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some of us have couches here that we have intimate relationships with and that deepens our ties to this land.

9/7/2025, 12:09:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry, instead of FEMA there are a bunch of masked men coming around to snatch up anyone that can't prove their citizenship because their papers were destroyed so they can be sent to slave camps in El Salvador.

5/7/2025, 6:32:07 AM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 7:03:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry the budget for masked men rounding up anyone wearing sweatpants during the day has been passed.

3/7/2025, 12:31:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine proving your citizenship after a hurricane or natural disaster destroys your home.

2/7/2025, 7:09:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank God they have a new villain. The Hillary Clinton/Hunter Biden sthick was getting old. Thank you New York City.

28/6/2025, 9:45:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And after that we'll take you live for for the Hunger Games.

27/6/2025, 5:38:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the people who lost their healthcare aren't in El Salvador slave camps making Amazon products.

26/6/2025, 11:20:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's how you know they're American and not Islamic terrorists.

19/6/2025, 10:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's always when the real shit happens that it's so obvious that it's a bad idea to have an intellectual lightweight as president. He makes George Bush look like a serious heavyweight and he was in comparison.

19/6/2025, 8:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The US taxpayer is the fool.

19/6/2025, 2:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's got a concrete bunker and a security force you pay for. You don't.

18/6/2025, 2:08:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean the ones that voted to confirm the cabinet?

18/6/2025, 2:07:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Project not but plenty of dumb Americans probably do.

16/6/2025, 11:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not acting like there will be trials.

14/6/2025, 4:33:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's see if I'm rich and can live anywhere. Would I pick the United States right now?

14/6/2025, 4:28:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have it here in New Zealand and don't have jack cheese. It's a decent cheese.

13/6/2025, 3:55:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have random killing and random detention. So business as usual.

13/6/2025, 3:45:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With about 50k dead children, thousands tortured, millions radicalized and thousands of troops with limbs blown off. Only this time they would all be American.

13/6/2025, 9:06:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never underestimate Trump's willingness to half ass anything.

13/6/2025, 9:03:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was Padilla one of the Democrats that was complaining about cuts to FBI funding?

13/6/2025, 1:34:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's just like your dad if your dad kidnapped kids and sent them to slave camps.

13/6/2025, 1:27:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uniball pens. Write with one of those and you're ready to swear fealty to the Japanese Emperor.

13/6/2025, 1:26:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But my dog needs his organic food or he'll get stomach cramps. -average American 2025.

12/6/2025, 9:17:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being socialist in America is wanting to be paid enough to eat.

12/6/2025, 9:08:15 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have a lot of faith in the system for someone who claims to be a victim of it.

12/6/2025, 8:59:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You handed 10% of the population 90% of the assets and thought they weren't going to rule over you. Pointless or not look at what's happening.

12/6/2025, 8:57:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America's fall into civil war was inevitable. Just not necessarily in 2025.

12/6/2025, 8:52:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus if you're calling a white Hispanic like Padilla Brown 90 percent of America is headed to El Salvador slave camps.

12/6/2025, 8:51:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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China has spent about 5,000 years under authoritarianism.

12/6/2025, 8:47:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You certainly can make tactical mistakes in a war you're going to lose anyway.

12/6/2025, 8:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wildpokerman.bsky.social (@wildpokerman.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I agree both Trump and Kamala were pretty accurate on what Trump's agenda is and the bigger reconing America has isn't whether Kamala could have been harder on Israel it is why about a third of the country wants dictatorship and a third is neutral in the idea.

12/6/2025, 8:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well the best solution is to take the brown people you capture and send them to work for the farmers in southern states and it's even in the original constitution.

12/6/2025, 8:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike made his choice not to vote and he's willing to go to a slave labor camp to defend it. Give him a break.

12/6/2025, 8:20:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But in the other hand FIFA loves dictators.

11/6/2025, 11:24:55 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's that wall for again?

11/6/2025, 11:23:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Traitor and a coward.

11/6/2025, 11:13:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've had some of my best discussions with people with people with PhDs driving cabs or working a hotel buffet lines.

10/6/2025, 11:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or fucking anywhere. Other than small towns in the sticks it's immigrants running the US hospitality industry.

10/6/2025, 1:08:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view