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Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
Death by Blumpkin, as he would’ve wanted.
None of them even ate there to begin with. It was always just an object to be sacrificed at the alter of cultural grievance.
This is why I found it so funny the ivys and snob schools rolled over so fast and got double fucked for doing it. These are the same people getting duped putting 50 grand in a shoebox. Rich and priveleged Americans are the easiest people to scam and bully because they've never deal with it before.
What happened to constructing furniture out of leftover cases from Old Mil bar bottles?
A lot of people on the extremely online left right now seem to interpret "Anti-Zionism is not antisemitism" to mean "all antisemitism is actually fine if you just say it's anti-Zionism."
Pritzker on Trump sending troops into cities: "He has other aims other than fighting crime... he would like to stop the elections in 2026 or frankly take control of those elections. He'll just claim there's some problem with an election and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control."
OH LAWD HE BLITZIN
Wake up Bitch, you’re my new best friend!
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Little kids with brain cancer. That’s who Donald Trump and RFK Jr. are screwing over by cutting health care.
Love to live in a Jiffy Lube
“My wife’s children”…
You can take the boy out of the Apartheid State, but you can’t take the Apartheid State out of the boy..
Felt like a pie chart was in order. Number of mass shooters since 2018: 4197 % of mass shooters since 2018 that were transgender? 0.095% % of mass shooters that were cisgender: 99.905%
Is this mortgage fraud? Because it certainly sounds like mortgage fraud..
Honestly, the entire AD dynamic of pushing low interest models for access is gross and exploitative, but it does create opportunity for lots of value in grey market/second hand. People think of Cartier as luxury, but what if you could readily buy a brand new Lexus for 20% under retail?
The only thing Big about a Hublot is the depreciation
Best I can liken it is to appreciation for cars: there’s a style and a mechanical component to the nuances, the miniaturization etc. The upside is virtually uncapped, so it lends itself to collector obsession, limited runs, storied eras. You buy older for importance, not performance.
Tell your MAGA uncle he’s been replaced by a deep state body double, meaning any and all actions going forward are illegal.
They gave him as much thought as Mike Johnson
This is exactly why the Thiel cohort attached him to an established candidate that was 79 years old, obese, with demonstrated mental decline, they were just playing the odds
BREAKING: The groundskeepers have cleared a second patch of dirt next to the third tee box at Bedminster
BOOM. The federal appeals court rules Trump's tariffs illegal, because they are. There's no national emergency, and so the power to tariff a country rests with Congress. Trump admin has lost at every stage of the process, but stay tuned for the Supremes to chime in.
Man who doesn’t hold a single degree in health or biology, “expert”
Said another way, Pseudoscience-armed former heroin addict argues for fringe internet theories while ignoring scientific consensus
Were long-past embarrassment
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
Son of Anton was a warning to us all
you mean "we're all going to die" wasn't polling well?
Love holding “The Marketplace of Ideas” above my own dignity
Cycloptic vision, notorious great for depth perception
As opposed to the bastion of tolerance that is Twitter…
Get in, loser, we're laughing at the NYPD!
Trump can end any war except the one he campaigned on ending in 24 hours. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/w...
“Tell me everything you know about vascular dilation as it relates to penile turgidity….” ‘If I do that they will take away my phone privileges and rec time’
No, you're not ineligible for the vaccine. Let me introduce you to the concept of lying.
RKF Jr. is a dangerous man who is determined to abuse his authority to act on truly terrifying conspiracy theories and disinformation—leaving us unprepared for the next deadly pandemic and snuffing out potential cures while he’s at it. My full statement.
Mr.Beast melting down over not being as highly ranked an influencer on Rolling Stone's list is really funny because he doesn't realize he's not influential. He's a brand. It's like if a think tank representing Chipotle got upset that TIME magazine didn't consider their burrito as a thought leader
Right-wing pundits and hacks are only concerned about the Minneapolis shooter being identified as a trans female. The mass shooting, the assault rifle, the radical hate and anti-semitism, the embrace of previous white nationalist shooters, the endless gun violence in this country? All good.
Because replacement theory bullshit and Nazi hate is a fixture of Twitter - he needs a scapegoat so he doesn’t piss off his friends.
Republicans keep telling us not to "politicize" these shootings, but that's only because they understand that these shootings were entirely motivated by the political arguments they themselves have been making and entirely facilitated by the political campaign against gun control that they have led.
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
GPEquestrian was right there
“The Best People”
With their lemon tree and their own unibrowed baby..
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
We need to normalize beating the living shit out of insufferable dorks again - society has lost its natural order and it needs to be restored.
Ah yes “God’s plan,” when your child is murdered in a church because Republicans are cowards and value guns more than the lives of innocents
This imagery is the kind of thing you see in video games to let you know you’re in a totalitarian city or country.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: Don't just say this is about "thoughts and prayers," right now. These kids were literally praying.
taking a moment of incandescent fury to remember when that Washington Post columnist said that instead of enacting better gun laws, we should train schoolchildren to rush mass shooters
New Glassholes, same as the old Glassholes
Waymo using lidar, operating 1,500 vehicles, having completed over 10 million rides in five major U.S. cities, including San Francisco, Phoenix, and Austin - with New York City recently approved. Tesla, using camera-based navigation, operating in one, dick-shaped area in Austin, under supervision.
“You wouldn’t know the productivity, it goes to a different school, in Canada…”
We know the masterminds behind it..
Trump's false claim here--about how "radical left globalists" (i.e. Soros) are the puppeteers who fund & organize civil rights protests--is the same basic story that the fascists of the 1950s and 60s told about the civil rights protests of that era. It's a familiar cocktail of racism & antisemitism.
Congrats to the “both sides are the same” vote, hope you’re enjoying the spoils of your protest
Nothing to see here… it’s cool, I can show myself out.
DONT TREAD ON BRIE
They specifically uploaded the 'NUMIDENT' file. This record includes your name, social security number, your birth date, your birth place, your parents' names and social security numbers, gender, and immigration status. The security threat is profound.
Newly Revealed FBI Document Confirms Collaboration Between DC Police and Discredited Far-Right Group Project Veritas
New “cause” of autism coming “in two weeks”
A federal-state partnership that monitors for foodborne illnesses quietly scaled back its operations nearly two months ago. As of July 1, the critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight, a spokesperson for the CDC says.
Always the weakest men who demand control
They literally got Morbius’d - none of these people actually care about the restaurant, they just wanted something to be angry about.
“So Romeo, he’s feeling himself, he’s got the rizz, right guys…?”
A whistleblower complaint says that the personal data of over 300 million Americans was copied to a private cloud account to allow access by members of the Department of Government Efficiency team.
DOGE, you may recall, secured access to our Social Security data thanks to an unsigned, unreasoned shadow docket order. The Roberts Court dropped it on a Friday afternoon and barely anyone noticed.
This was the Pizza Hut logo for a quarter century, and yet people didn’t lose their shit when it was changed. I guess what I’m saying is that even though I’m a little nostalgic for the little chandeliers and red cups, I’m more nostalgic for a society that wasn’t insane.
NEW: The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has blown the whistle, saying Trump's DOGE team uploaded a database containing the hundreds of millions of Social Security records of most Americans to an AWS cloud server, allegedly without proper access controls or monitoring in place.
Pete we see you dipping those shoulders..
We need to go back to beating the shit out of insufferable dorks
I promise you she was also anti-mask, you know because freedom.
To be clear, this is the ball game for Federal Reserve independence. If Trump can decide what constitutes "for cause" basis for firing, then every Fed board member can be fired until he has a Board that is completely acquiescent to his every demand. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/trump-uses...
Hard to convince younger generations, but for decades, Republicans went on and on about how two of the worst things imaginable were (1) state intervention in the market and (2) DC using federal troops against US states; both so bad the people should be ready for armed rebellion in case it happens.
Tim Walz: "I always get in trouble for it and I'll continue to say it, I don't think we do any favors when we don't name it -- these are fascist policies."
The president’s grip is simply too strong and as a result his blood is attempting to escape from his hands. This is all very normal and is a well-documented phenomenon among other performance athletes and strongmen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The Trump administration isn’t just “to the right.” It’s a white nationalist comfort zone. And they’re trying to pass it off as business as usual. Check this out…
And collapsing sales volumes, and falling margins, and lack of product refresh pipeline, and inability to generate software sales, and customer attrition, and flagging market share across most geographies…
The sensor array with the most granular data wins - which is never camera.
It’s going to be like Michael Jackson eras - does it never ratchet down for a healthy middle? or will the final varnish retain the deepest hue?
Honestly there is going to be an incredible betting line for his ultimate skin tone when lying in state.
Mad King, stays mad
the mainstream media told voters in 2024 that the top National Guard-related issue in the election was whether Tim Walz retiring after serving for 21 years was scandalous. Accomplices in our oppression
“JD, you graduated from Yale Law, did the President just sign a law.?”
“Now you’re catching on!”
How do you know even Elon knows he’s losing badly in a market? He starts filing bullshit lawsuits.
The Underpants Gnome presented a more airtight business plan
Can’t see why anyone would see the state seizing the means of production as a bad thing in a supposedly capitalist economy
I just assumed the pizza had no class, but was free for seniors
This should be the standard response
“It’s not a car company, it’s a technology company…”
Finally, “Exotic” getting its due..
From the people who told you they could build a mile-long continuous structure without incident