Strange. Shouldn’t he leave his putter in his diaper at this point. It’s about to get him in very bigly trouble when the girls (now women) start talking.
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Strange. Shouldn’t he leave his putter in his diaper at this point. It’s about to get him in very bigly trouble when the girls (now women) start talking.
So glad to see that the beautiful Gulf of Mexico is still there!
Looks like the mediation is the meditation. ‘What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Anyone else notice that JugheaD Vance is a bobblehead version of himself? A real collector’s item, I’d say.
🎶Mulching, mulching, mulching, Keep those warriors mulching, Rawhide!🎶
They’re all too busy getting caught up with their vaccinations before Bobbybooboo takes them all away.
Right, who vaccinates his children and family. Bobbybooboo is fooling no one except MSM. Remove his drug ridden arse asap.
So that’s the answer to the Zen koan: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” Jughead Vance. Sublime!
Nah, the neighbors were “dun woked up” by them dang fire trucks and sirens on our street alls because CJ dun set the grass on fire agin. And that’s the truth.
Hey Martha, b/c he’s a rapist, mobster, tax evader, insurrectionist, pedophile, bully that lies with every breath he takes. Any questions?
As someone with a beaver pond for 8 years, these are priceless! Thanks. 🦫❤️
As in: he’s been fitted for the ‘box’ including his enormous belly and rotund cankles. Right this way, sir.
Die first and we’ll get back to you in 2 weeks
Not sure what your point is; their comment on that post is correct—poor grammar/spelling leading one to ? it’s authenticity. Checked their profile; haven’t followed yet but it seems fine.
Some folks have even voted for one, not once but three times. I assume wankpuffins come in orange.
Don’t you gotta do 🍪 🍪🍪?
No doubt, KN will soon announce Ammosexual Trading Cards where each of these fearless boneheads is featured (maskon&mask off) along with vital stats (family/work history/education/pardons&awards received, etc.) Our kids can collect&trade them and maybe even have fantasy leagues tracking arrests.
Yes. No doubt there’s plenty of trash to pick up and mulch to spread around schools plus there might even be other ‘useful tasks’ their presence would accomplish. Maybe even stopping real criminal/terrorist activity.
Exactly! Thanks again for your prescient insights. Might get interesting with the upcoming news conference 9/3.
Our schools are fast becoming shooting galleries for angry, misguided young men with NRA complicity.
For sure b/c many folks here in NE TX think it’s either a center block or a sender block, so a simple word picture could help out.
Sure, let this over-leveraged nitwit have at it. We’ve already seen how skilled and effective he is with a chainsaw. He’ll bring new meaning to Drill, Baby, Drill for Texans.
Texas porn again christians are very clear about this: they want them posted, they want them read but following/practicing them is optional.
Hopefully they’ve all been ‘fitted’ for the wraparound jackets. When can we see them in their new ‘threads’?
‘Trouble is the human heart’ splains the pedophile-protecting, children-starving, healthcare-destroying owner of a bedarkened heart. Guess that’s why they had him on: he’s an expert on figurative heart disease. Plus hey Mikey, your rents due again. Gonna dip into the fund?
Far too few folks will acknowledge that this is where we are in Donnie’s dicktatorial wet dream. The dark forces propping up this deranged, compromised, demented sack of excrement are already partying like it’s 2029.
Methinks G_d had an early tee time so was on the 3rd hole when all the praying and gun toting preying was happening. He let it all go to voicemail to deal with later. G_d never misses the fairway or the green but sometimes hears your pleas the next day or the next.
Methinks G_d had an early tee time so was on the 3rd hole when all the praying and gun toting preying was happening. He let it all msgs. go to voicemail to deal with later. G_d never misses the fairway or the green but sometimes hears your pleas the next day or the next.
Oh c’mon, we’re talking A-list, top drawer, cream of the crop folks, ready to hoodwink, bilk and oppress their fellow citizens.
2/ who herself is conniving, here illegally and is complicit in most if not all of her husband’s evil deeds. Great, let’s tell the staff!
VF: let’s see who can we put on our cover that captures the hopes and dreams of this difficult moment in our country’s history? Ooh, ooh, I know let’s put the ‘wife for hire’ of our immoral, cruel, despotic illegitimate pedopresident,
I’m W and agree with the couple in this scene 💯%.
They drink the kool-aid daily in small, hate-filled, deranged sips. It allows them to conflate their savior, their king and their felonious pedo-president into one maga-nificent leader who loves them personally. Pathetic and I live among them.
Boycott Amazon! Not hard. You are a teacher, get creative!
Huh, I can think of a couple folks I’d like to send a (screw) worm farm to. You know, as an educational gift. They’re close by in D.C.
What’s ruining our country are the bloviating windmills of hot air that are you and your Project 2025 overlords. Remove these from our landscape and everything will improve.
‘Feels like’? Is! Hellbent on chaos, mayhem and yes violence. Where are the Generals?
Once draped on that deplorable box, my bet is that it self-combusts. Burn baby burn!
Dumber than a sack of hammers with no sense of his own idiocy? Must be genetic.
Agreed, thanks. Told him to say hi to Alex for us.
Hey jerk, nothing to do with AJones who I’ve never listened to. No need to apologize either when you see it happening. Looked at a few of your other sleazy replies—no surprise that no one follows you and your nonsense. Say hi to Alex.
Ooh, djt, that’s some rich dissin’ you spewin’ there. You be the uncontested king of ‘nasty and provocative’. Along with your gold medals for lyin’ and your no bell prize for disturbing the peace, you on a roll, big daddy.
Nice thought but there won’t be any free and fair elections unless this regime is ousted before then. Think about it a little more.
Dumb and dumber: switch ‘em up, doesn’t matter. Take your pick—bottom of the barrel humanoids.
Exactly right and the ‘secrets’ she’s holding are far worse than what we, in our darkest thoughts, suspect.
Pretty but highly unlikely that they are fully ripe. (Fig grower for 30+ years)
Lived here almost 20 years. The prediction is always the same: Cowboyz are headed to the Super Bowl! Say it Jurry: ‘How ‘bout those Cowboyz!’
The best brand gets it down to n Tape; I wrapped myself in it and went to a costume party as ‘Nothing To See Here’.
Dream on; if the thunder don’t get you, the lightning will.
Looks like you missed my point amidst the sarcasm. Oh well.
Bluebell’s best selling ice cream: Listeria chocolate swirl. Try it; you’ll never eat another ice cream or anything else for that matter. TX proud!
They ‘torched’ him did they? With what: a disposable lighter’s scorching flame of opinionated hot air? Too little, too late, wsj.
Funny thing about ‘point of no return’: one usually only sees it in hindsight like the tree climber who has gone out on the limb one inch too far and now sees that point of no return on the way down to the ground. As a country we are way out on the limb and it’s cracking: the fall will be fatal.
Yep, lips moving like a machine gun spewing those scripted lies.
Bloody hot in the middle of the day in summer; not in the morning, not at night, not in the winter, spring or fall, not with gloves on or using ropes or a ladder. So this will curtail sort of wall scaling for maybe 4 hours in broad daylight during 3 months. What a plan! What a genius! What waste!
NOT YOUNG WOMEN FFS! Girls, children, teens and pre-teens. Pathetic and perverse.
Sadly we will hit the iceberg well before the mid term elections. As is said about icebergs: what you see above the water is frightening but it’s what’s below, out of sight, that’s gonna sink us. The Democrats are ordering life jackets & boats for delivery AFTER the ship has listed and capsized.
Dream on, Lizzie! There will be no free and fair elections in 2026 & beyond unless you and your spineless colleagues do more than wring your hands, blather on about mid terms and ‘play by the rules’ that magapublicans have discarded. Get with it or watch our beautiful ship sink, never to sail again
Perfectly said; her snarkiness and shifty demeanor reveal much about what she’s up to. DO NOT TRUST; DO NOT RE-ELECT.
I’m hoping for an on camera diaper mishap/change myself. Please no more shooting innocent bystanders and calling it an assassination attempt. There’s definitely an a$$ on tonight’s patrol but let’s allow the double c’burgers to do their work.
Hope somebody brings extra diapers and knows how to empty his ‘fluid’ bag. Could be an interesting night.
There’s a Gulf of Mexico sized difference ‘tween the pedo-portrait and the winningest golfer in NJ ever photo, I’d say.
Be authentic says Muffin Top, Futon Fluffer Man with multiple name changes, a 90% made up autobiography and a 180 degree reset on his ‘authentically crazy’ pedo-epstein-file boss. Oh okay, Jughead.
If homo sapiens make it to 2030 I would be shocked if I am still here. My sense is late 2026-early 2028 will be the end of the road. Live strongly, love widely (especially the myriad of other life forms that we are ‘condemning’ as we go) and practice random acts of undeserved kindness while we can.
Boycott Bezos-zon! Goodbye!
Sure hope no one scaling the wall thinks of gloves or doing it in winter or at night or in the morning or using ropes or a ladder. Magapublicans be gonna buy stock in the ‘Black Paint Company’ tomorrow b/c it’s gonna take a lot of paint.
Oh, come on now, he’s wearing his inflatable depends speedo. He won’t drown without a fight. Paddle, Pedo, sir, paddle!
Hey jdv, avoid overstuffed leather sofas for the time being.
The 3.5% rule is nonsense and no longer applies in a world of disinformation, clandestine surveillance and oligarchial/corporate corruption. Please stop chanting this mindless, moronic mantra.
Plus what a remarkable group of truth tellers: Maxwell to Bondi to Barr. On a credibility scale 1=none to 10=trustworthy, they rate a -1 combined.
Who has Multiple Sclerosis NOW? I’m so sorry to hear about it. Probably why your new logo is ‘weak tea’. Hope you get better and your symptoms aren’t too severe.
Boy or girl, and we’re kinda hopin’ for twins: DJesus1T and DJesus2T.
Should have been on Letterman: ‘Stoopid Humanoid Tricks’. Axe-Man.
Lowering just like djt’s drug prices: by 1000, 1400, 1500%. Soon there won’t be any ‘I’ just ‘Q’. Oh wait, has that already happened?
Gosh this must be very concerning to Lisa M. and her hand-wringing twin Susie C.
Only pronounced ‘fee’ when you have to pay tuition so that a math professor can teach you how to mispronounce greek letters.
djt: Don’t forget only girls older than 12 like last time.
All of Arlington National Cemetery (including my father) are wretching in their graves. Where are the Generals? Put a stop to this treasonous a**hole! Please!
Very good but let’s get really real: climate catastrophe will make the earth too hot for all living things in 7-10 years max. The fantasy caravan to Mars will never get off the sizzling ground. Live strongly, love widely and practice acts of undeserved kindness while we can.
No skills required; just a bad attitude, dark heart and a heightened aversion to sandwiches.
Thank you, perfectly put.
Porn again christians devaluing family values for their flock (under the cover of darkness and in the shadow of the cross.)
Precisely! And yet we wade through post after post of 2026 mid term strategies and 2028 contenders. Blather, bluster and hopium mainlining. Project 2025 is 60-70% accomplished and the damage may already be irreversible. Oh well, no worries: here comes football!
Yeah right dude: the fist pump in plain view for another shooter; the photographers being ushered around the side of the stage; the flag lowered for the photo op; no hospital/medical records; a maxi pad for burst blood vessels. No need for a theory when the staging was so ham-handed and pathetic.
That’s the stupidity that got us into this mess in the first place. Idiocy and hypocrisy need to be called out before they spread far and wide, nice or not. Goodbye. Say hey to Marky.
Screw that idea; keep shoveling money into zuckerturd’s pockets. Give us a break.
Waiting on the Generals to put on their big boy pants and stop the treason for a reason!
So who you gonna call? Demo(?)-busters!!! TX magapublicans are all cattle excrement and no hat!
And this morning he’s eating cold pizza with warm beer leftover from last night’s lonely boys party and playing ‘Back in the USSR’ by his favorite band (see t-shirt) at full volume.
Nope other way around: Alaska is in Russia or soon will be. No need to send Noem to Nome any more.
Precisely and the good ol’ lonely star state TX is revealing the future demise.
Yikes not another porn again christian doing his best to devalue family values for young folks. And here in the lonely star state of TX, prime breeding ground for such church leaders. Bless his heart!
Exactly Dr. Amy; MC always has lots of ‘at first blush’ good ideas that when actually looked at end up adding more $$$ to his pile. Billionaires gonna snark and hoard. Wait until he tells you his insights on why folks continue to support our disgusting presidential impostor. Lots of hot air!
You’re absolutely correct on that; I live in a 95% red hat TX county: these folks are lost in the Fox-hole, most of them are unable/willing to have a nuanced discussion about any of this catastrophe they have wrought upon us. Many of them are waiting for their djt autographed tariff checks to come.
MC: another bloviating, pontificating billionaire claiming to have deep insight into the motivational factors allowing poor and downwardly spiraling middle class folks to justify their continued support of a disgusting, delusional and depraved man-child as president. I live among them: lame-brains.
I apologize for my ignorance: only use that phrase to indicate someone who is not making adequate efforts to get something accomplished not as a slur.
I hear he re-upholsters couches in his spare time, when he’s not grinding away over a hot stove perfecting his dog&cat stew recipe.
Lost leader of the limp-wristed democraps laying down the theocratic horse manure in order to strongly suggest that the trumpstein files get released in two weeks or so. Pathetic! My ? for Mr Jefferies is: when his god gets up from the throne does he flush once or twice? Asking for a friend.
Invite the beavers: plant willows along the edges-lots of willows. They are the most wonderful animal to host.