what will it take for the "republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility" myth to die
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what will it take for the "republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility" myth to die
today was a good day for idiots but so is every day
i think he sanded his head down too far
famous revolutionary president abraham lincoln
he was just trying to make scooters cool, and it worked
apparently she cannot (does not meet defamation requirements), so instead i suggest i will hold lutnick down while cook kicks his nutsack into next week
i am absolutely furious that i had to wear medical orthotics when i was a child and never thought of this joke
at this point i don't know that i trust a journalist who is unwilling to shoot this guy in the face, you are all such a disappointment
i will compost the heads of my enemies, sure
relatable
how do i get it to not zoom in x10000000000000
this emoji is titled "cancer" and not the more obvious, y'know
i can't do anything halfway except for all the things i can only do halfway
jambi the genie from pee wee's playhouse
The Lazarus Project = Slow Horses + Loki
next time he bursts into flame, do NOT put it out
i hope pam bondi learns what justice is some day
their constituents are too busy talking about how much they love the tariffs, no doubt
the universe is conspiring against me
mr. president, respectfully, why are you such a horrible lying cunt i will take my answer off the air
banana $10
i think if one looks closely enough between "we" and "shall" in the constitution you will see a president can now fire supreme court justices I am an originalist
thought about it, i believe the larger boomer generation is going to warp median ages relative to other generations until they die, so that stat will always skew a bit older than the average age for a while, as in even a show that younger people like might have fewer viewers sum than a matlock rerun
Elsbeth gets me, what can i say
biden sold his soul and backed netanyahu and this is his just reward for it
he typed this with one hand
thrunt
would i rather die than go to a thing? absolutely be careful what you invite me to
#evergreen
just want to thank you for the proper usage of "begging the question," a rare sighting in the wild
people who think profit is the only reason people endeavor to accomplish things are telling on themselves
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
occurred to me just now: i did get to personally try out various pianos while i awaited in vain for sales support, which is something i cannot do online, i guess i need this store to stick around for next time i need to try out pianos/guitars
^A/C
no worries, bsky, whomever i will be sharing that anecdote with in person won't care either
when people are discussing the death of brick-and-mortar i will share the anecdote of how i twice recently went to a locally-famous music store to buy a piano and both times left drenched in sweat from the poor AC in the piano section without a word or even eye contact from staff...buying it online
that thing sounds like the devil's intestinal cramps
stepped outside once to get amazon packages accidentally in winnie the pooh mode and now worry how many times i did that and didn't notice
how dare you demean the majestic hog
you say that plane crash survivor was lucky; i say that plane crash survivor has been cursed with having to do interviews
i am not a doctor but i do have a keyboard and random opinions
admiring that throw
an assault baby, hello
they had a lot of lineups, man
"As Mark Twain said, “A lie can travel around the world and back again while the truth is lacing up its boots.” Actually he probably didn’t say that—but everyone keeps saying he did, illustrating the point perfectly." nice
is there an underwear solution for men who are neither growers nor showers um, asking for a friend
almost broke my mouse clicking the like button too hard
"A Bas Le Roicky Road" i am sorry
my favorite flavor
anyone describing immigration as an "invasion" has forfeited intellectual credibility, such a person has no respect for what words mean or for you, it is a manipulative lie meant to mislead you
dhipshit
has trump taken credit yet
they also said we stink of elderberries
does this suggest a need for maybe more of an emphasis on exams and less on papers? much harder to chatgpt your way to an A in a one-hour monitored exam, makes people prove what they have learned live
maybe the US should be canada's 14th province obvious punchline, had to get it out of my system, gotta make room for more dumb jokes
when he swore an oath to that whatsahoosit he meant it
i am starting to eat like an old man, apparently it just happens to you, one day you wake up and you think, mmmm oatmeal
there always has to be that one showboat screwing up an S
Obama!
this is the future liberals want
she is a lethal hazard to her own family, so she checks all the boxes
a thing trump has changed forever: i can never give a republican the benefit of the doubt by default any more about their perspective, they cannot be trusted to care about anyone but themselves or to recognize right from wrong, i was patient and respectful about their humanity, but no more
i just assumed Child's Pallet was a british dish
object permanence is woke
i stared at some pit beef in the fridge, i cannot decide if it looks weak or strong, of course one thinks at first that the cow is dead so obviously weak relative to a strong man, but we don't know, maybe this cow fought valiantly to the end, alas, my pit beef cannot tell its tale
causing the rift in space-time he is trying to repair
replace OK with This is Fine
it is disappointing but not surprising people think this; at the time I was reading article after article saying "we don't have enough evidence yet, please let's investigate it rather than declare conclusions now" and these folks interpreted it as "they are just denying the lab leak theory" somehow
"the fertilization president" is a hell of a euphemism for "rapist"
navalny unavailable for comment
"dependent" is the key word here, the person who depends on AI for coding is going to make way more mistakes than a coder who is smarter than the AI (it might get smart enough but it ain't now)
up is down, day is night
fuckin salesforce
how long until elon starts buying his own teslas in bulk to juice sales numbers
"who killed elon?" is going to be a global murder on the orient express
the weather report says mostly sunny with a high chance of an expensive, dangerous rain of rocketship shrapnel, i hate march here
i am fairly sure the turning point will be when they come for our porn i will give you my c:\dontlookhere folder when you pry it from my cold dead hand
i thought it was interesting that musk admitted doge made a mistake...admitting error is not in trump's playbook, trump is probably mad at him for breaking the protocol
i do say, i think it is unhelpful to accuse somebody on the front lines fighting this shit (via uncovering truth moreso than lobbing molotovs) of moral cowardice
the person you are talking to is on the left in cuffs
pressfreedomtracker.us/all-incident...
we all want to do SOMETHING and i am participating in this boycott for myself but i do it fully knowing it won't actually have an impact on what is happening let's not assassinate the messenger making the obvious and accurate observation that a half-assed boycott like this won't effect change
my will awards a prize to the person who pulls my plug first
Daily I lose the will to sustain my principles On violence, I have held it is never a solution I have never argued for violence Today, I reconsider
my unpopular opinion: both NBA teams should have 20 players each and there are 15 live basketballs and 10 hoops and they are all on rollerblades
punters do matter after all
it is 𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚏̶𝚛̶𝚊̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚛̶𝚞̶𝚌̶𝚝̶𝚞̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ plane crash week
are there roman coders?
Science is dead.
the dismount there was so terrible that i have no recollection of what he said before it
tesla is promising that US presidents will be self-driving within 2 years
we promised to shit in your mouth and we mean it
* terms do not apply to all ethnicities and political persuasions
big of you to admit that
time travel is impossible or else somebody would have already traveled back and popped this asshole
the terrorists are going to start hiding their conversations in pro-DEI blogs where the spooks can't see them
i am a comp sci guy and see a ton of these types among my peers in what i suspect is a higher proportion than the general public...if they took any liberal arts classes they didn't understand them but they get machines and simple logical constructs like a champ
organic chemistry is fraud!
please, journalists and pundits, never use "party of law and order" in reference to the GOP ever again or allow them to say it unchallenged, it is an obvious lie now same for "originalist"
it's just common sense to trust a ketamine-addled nazi man-child unapologetic liar over an established american institution, duh