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oh yes, I'll be doing something different this month: 1 dancy song a day for the whole of September! #ShallWeDance2025
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oh yes, I'll be doing something different this month: 1 dancy song a day for the whole of September! #ShallWeDance2025
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Blahaj Can't Swim? NUUUU www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jz9...
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Day 1 of 30: The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats #ShallWeDance2025
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
It's called one way because there's only one way it can end for the Russian Navy.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
OKAY, WHO THE HELL FED THEM FLATULENCE KRILL AND LIT THEIR ARSES?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
if only he'd started doing it much earlier, maybe he wouldn't be so brain damaged.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Narrator: it was not good. not in the way he'd expected, anyway.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider me warned about being warned with more warnings.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
They would probably have found it while working on it... unfortunately it went first. LOL
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
who says the Game Boy is a dead console?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
In fact, there was a possibility at one point that decisions in the Reagan Presidency were made by his fortuneteller and his wife, since he went senile mid-term.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly a holdover from previous Presidents. Reagan put too much trust in New Age nonsense, and it was not unheard of for some POTUSes to believe in spiritualism.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Why put up with her? Report, mute and go on.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The only minus is how many idie games have rescheduled to avoid going on shelf the same weeks as Silksong. But only a fool stands in the way of a charging rhino.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's not a good look when you're worse than Nazis.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes folks, we are now quoting from the modern sequel to The Naked Guns with Leslie.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course not. It's a building.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Which one? The S-300 relies on separate radars for wide-area surveillance and target acquisition/tracking, though it becomes useless if either is taken out.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
What being very liberal about snail speeds may look like.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the worst part of artillery in this fast paced modern battlefield. You spend more time putting up, tearing down and running away like a coward than you do actually firing for effect in most engagements.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The Ancient Babylonians had no problems with people rocking both fun bags and dick, or flat chest and lagoon. And we're supposed to be the advanced civilization?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Remind me to pick up the original book. My association with it has been mostly limited to Universal Studios Monsters range and the Creature Commandos.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
And Ukraine doesn't have to give a damn about the US ban on long range strikes on Russian soil because they have no control over the new toys Ukraine made for itself.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Which idiot khuylo forgot to format the drive entirely before slotting it into the Geran?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
Don't blame the artist. Blame the stupid 200% US-side tariff that will balloon the cost of the product to £600.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Or give them a second option: deportation to Ukraine and joining the war either as exchange funds or Free Russians.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
What about ism at work. But at least till recently, being found dealing in corruption ended most careers.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
That's either treachery, or an acknowledgement that whatever they've learnt in the West, they can no longer go home unless they can change it very much.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
And of those 1.5 million most of those who got physically involved in the Ukrainian war joined Free Russia on the side of the Ukrainians.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is stupid. We literally have transgendered gods in Ancient Bablyon and that was how many millennia ago?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
It's certainly more detailed than just eight lines.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking it is easy. Keeping it is where the fun starts, and in this case, the Russians at Pokrovsk did not have the ability to follow through.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@epredator.bsky.social hyper-acidic blood is not always a good thing to have. youtube.com/shorts/yxFom...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
If you think that's pathetic, wait till you hear about the sub attack.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Frankenstein is the doctor, the monster is Frankenstein's monster.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Twitter was a long time ago. Never apologise, don't give a damn.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Tofu dreg constructions... In Chinese culture, it is said a leadership not qualified to government will be beset by far more disasters, and Beijing is certainly not having an easy time despite their claims otherwise.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The lanterns pretty much pin it to a Chinese-centric locale, either in China, Taiwan or Singapore. And since I live in Singapore I can safely tell you this doesn't resemble any of the NE part of the country that would put a assembly plant right up against a expressway (or hang such lanterns)
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Just one name for a very historied SMG, but still one of the cutest. youtu.be/R8aUztUKfwo?...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
They should have been content with what they stole earlier. Instead, they tried to claw the rest in the face of a defense that is now significantly harder than the wussboys that got rolled in 2014.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
0.9% gain in land taken over three years for the cost of over a million dead plus significant damage to materiel stocks both current and stockpiled, as well as its own economy.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Losing one million plus soldiers plus significantly large numbers of materiel and systems including stockpiles to gain... what? About 0.9% more land since 2022? That's not encouraging.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
It's on them for not having perimeter security. Morons.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@astartiel.substack.com and this is why trust is dead. youtu.be/G4UEugp_mf0?...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the kind of video you need to plan really thoroughly for. Impressive.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
I get the feeling they'll have to change up in the lockers here before and after work and pretend to be tourists at local AirBnBs and hotels on separate bookings... without the benefit of massed discounts or government discounts.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course, it still wont totally fix the issue if these bastards crash through the door the moment the hearing is done. But that will only be even more galling and more reason to sink ICE.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
You're not working fourteen hours a day because six unionists died protesting that shit.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
A computer can never be held responsible for its decisions. Anybody who wants to be holding the bag when it makes bad decisions that harm lives please put your hands up.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
What if I use the fabric part to throttle a police officer? What if I set fire to the pole?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
A very small guy, even.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The only minus here: she can never step out of any part of California that doesn't have CHP coverage. Not that she needs to in a functional state with everything except decent Southern food.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
They then released a gif of Trump dealing with a severe buildup of static electricity by barfing out giant tweets.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The Chicagoans invented the deadliest typewriter to exist for a reason.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
And it needs to fail for the same unfitness for use and illegal basis that Alligator Auschwitz did. The Texas Desert is NOT something you want to sit in with minimal air conditioning and poor water and sanitation provisions!
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
When ICE makes it illegal to fix your roof, only outlaws will have unleaky roofs.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Not every religion is moribund and dead!
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I'll just take a deep breath and a low-proof basic cocktail like a Midori and Sprite, then focus on the next bastard who needs taking down. Because let's be honest, it won't end with Trump's death alone.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why they're named killdeer.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can mock something, it implies it was never worth taking seriously. Especially when too many people laugh at it.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, that would be the SAS. But yeah, the Marine Corps are badass. Don't let the fact they came later detract from it.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) youtu.be/d_GZB4WO7Ko?...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
If you drink too much soda everything tastes like Diet Coke...
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@cerberusxt.bsky.social Giant Enemy Crabs faction nodded into Total War 3: Warhammer. www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Dawned idiots forgot the one thing about range: longer range means more options for hitting your enemy.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
No. It's a different song from that one. This one is about the people who indulge in alternate, unproven medicine.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the city that invented the deadliest variant of typewriter ever. Does he think he can just waltz in and expect a bunch of mousy people?
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Fuck you, Baltimore! (With apologies to anyone who lives in the US city of the same name) #RussiaIsLosing #Ukraine youtu.be/jM8rS2283lE?...
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@snoid.bsky.social Trump will fail if he attempts to institute a draft. youtube.com/shorts/2eF3u...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@astartiel.substack.com this is why America never called the draft after Vietnam. youtube.com/shorts/2eF3u...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@astartiel.substack.com this is why America never called the draft after Vietnam. youtube.com/shorts/2eF3u...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never seen so many people suck d__k so hard. Not even at a Guinness Book of Records attempt to create the biggest BJ chain ever.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
I was literally hearing a woman singing way down a corridor very slowly about how the Candy Man can... stuff.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
No war broke out because Russia knows if Turkey gets serious with them, they will lose a nice chunk of their West.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
"I'm from the Government and I'm here with lunch" are the most delicious words in the Japanese language. youtube.com/watch?v=U4Z_...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
If they're so keen on escalation, call their bluff. Escalate it like the motherfucking mall route to H&M.
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Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Woah woah woah. Hold the chain a little. With lower level tech like these parts, the tracking on where it ends up tends to be poorer than it would be for more (declared) critical stuff. It's also harder to lock down because they don't call home before operating.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he LOOK like an Ugandan to anyone?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
It certainly doesn't fix problems within the walls.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@angryfella420.fellas.army I now need that scene from the Street Fighter movie, but with Putin's face photoshopped onto Raul Julia's. You know... THAT SCENE.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Added bonus: try turning your transponder off. When nasty shit happens in mid transport it's going to take extra time to locate and assist via the emergency beacon. Time that could be sufficient to end the ship.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
This is fucking bullshit. Hungary may ban him from the Schegen, but Hungary is not the only EU country that the Schegen can be entered from.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The joke's on him, I just washed my car and I need to dry it so I'll slow down for the wrong reasons!
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
A twenty plus year old tanker is not exactly the best ship to push such a volatile cargo like oil, gas, or nitrates/nitrites in.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Guys, guys, GUYS. Not every shuttered building is suitable for Spirit Halloween sales! 🤣
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@standplaatskrk.pl Poledancing lizard peoples. My day is made.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
At least the Japanese have the common decency to prize the tuna dearly and use virtually every bit but the darkest line of meat... and offer prayers of thanks at the shrine at the end of the season. What's the excuse for their behaviour?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm only ashamed of my Chinese heritage because of what a bunch of greedy foolish arses they've become. What's his excuse? There's nothing wrong with the Lebanese.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. If you didn't ask for their purity papers, how would you even know someone was a Jew until they popped open their Torah or used a specific turn of phrase?
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
And not being a goddamn pussy about mercury salts that literally get shunted out the body in hours.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
And those single dose vials cost more per dose than the multidose equivalent where they exist. And any concerns about contamination are alleviated by pre-dose sterilisation wipes, using a new disposable syringe each dose,...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Srsly though... EVERYONE loves Golden!
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
Getting served so hard here. #KpopDemonHunters youtube.com/shorts/bXzMS...
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social)
@standplaatskrk.pl you need this.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
Ukraine doesn't even use high speed rail for the few military cargoes it needs. This is just Russia hurting civilians.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jewish diaspora has intermarried and expanded enough that these days, you cannot have a working stereotype of Jewish people based on physicality. But try telling that to the idiots.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pretty disgusting really. I mean, I actually know Jews who needed surgery to expand their noses due to significant breathing problems.
Patchouli Woollahra (@woollahra.bsky.social) reply parent
In their defence, the CDC was afraid of running out of protective gear for medics. That still smelt bad then.