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@wuhanclams.bsky.social

Free Palestine. Ban cars.

created November 14, 2023

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Universal healthcare should not only include eyes and teeth, it should also include pets.

2/9/2025, 11:15:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys?

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2/9/2025, 7:02:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True

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2/9/2025, 4:00:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he converting to Islam

2/9/2025, 2:59:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

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2/9/2025, 2:29:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:21:45 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still not great. China took it far more seriously and managed 85/million.

2/9/2025, 1:14:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've been feeding our dog raw food for eight years. Seems fine. We keep it frozen then defrost it for a day or two in the fridge.

2/9/2025, 12:06:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

1/9/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark Carney walking in a Pride parade and desperately trying to look like he isn't hating every minute of it.

1/9/2025, 10:56:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just Laura Loomer enthusiastically ripping his underwear off.

1/9/2025, 7:35:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow maybe the government should close those loopholes.

1/9/2025, 7:24:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gave him a Trussy. :(

1/9/2025, 7:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Biffo, you should have dismembered Buster before you tried to dispose of the body.

1/9/2025, 7:07:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The story neglects to mention whether Giuliani had his pants on. I'm going to assume not.

31/8/2025, 7:51:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope she's drowned in a torrent of diarrhea while giving his unwashed ass a particularly enthusiastic rim job.

30/8/2025, 5:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should have just stuck to laughing at the funny place in the headline and not reading the story.

30/8/2025, 5:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm, well this is the problem.

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30/8/2025, 4:02:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this worth me unblocking Cuban over?

30/8/2025, 3:53:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laura Loomer sucked his old one clean off.

30/8/2025, 6:14:08 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet that crispy dino skin tastes so good.

30/8/2025, 6:02:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posthumous Nobel for sure.

30/8/2025, 5:58:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beef tallow enemas all round!

30/8/2025, 5:47:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:52:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think it would be a problem. Loomer seems like a pro, she wouldn't stop to pick the flakes of dead skin out of her teeth until he was done.

30/8/2025, 12:41:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think his dick is decaying like the back of his hand?

30/8/2025, 12:17:33 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this was my favourite example of the genre:

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30/8/2025, 12:14:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah that would suck, but comparing the damage caused by cyclists to that caused by drivers is a bit silly.

29/8/2025, 9:56:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the US, drivers kill around a thousand cyclists per year; cyclists kill maybe 3-5 pedestrians.

29/8/2025, 9:50:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately Canadians look and sound just like Americans.

29/8/2025, 7:05:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SFU? Maybe STFU.

29/8/2025, 6:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3.6 Roentgens lol

29/8/2025, 6:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think a feed that was just "animals" and "pets" would be pretty great actually.

29/8/2025, 5:33:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could be a bit controversial if Bond ends up being Idris Elba.

29/8/2025, 5:10:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an odd thing to say.

29/8/2025, 4:53:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One place I lived in London I had the option of taking an overground train to work. Nice big upholstered seats, windows, tables. It was awesome. We should do this more.

29/8/2025, 4:46:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does our racist party have to be so cringey. Why didn't he just go the whole hog and call it the "Stand on Guard for Thee" law.

29/8/2025, 4:44:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My main thought is usually: this is great, we should have more of them and we should spend more money making them nicer to be in.

29/8/2025, 4:37:48 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the biggest problems with protected bike lanes in North America, is that you're extremely unprotected every hundred metres or so.

29/8/2025, 3:11:57 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the AI trained on old Family Guy episodes?

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29/8/2025, 2:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

29/8/2025, 1:49:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture stop sign scofflaw (@wuhanclams.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not that hypocritical when you remember that COPs are just an exercise in greenwashing.

29/8/2025, 1:40:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should be easy enough to repurpose their battery plants to make e-bike batteries.

28/8/2025, 9:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully they do the same for Kevin Greeson. ⚡🥜

28/8/2025, 9:06:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But with this guy, basically a giant Toki.

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28/8/2025, 8:11:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you print these off as actual birthday cards? Because that's the kind of thing my wife does for all our family members. It rules.

28/8/2025, 8:10:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cardinal sin!

28/8/2025, 6:52:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They both suck and could easily kill you.

28/8/2025, 3:53:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:51:51 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Revolting, irredeemable country.

28/8/2025, 3:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they should consider the "global context" of everything being on fire all the time.

28/8/2025, 2:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone keyed my car I probably wouldn't notice, let alone care.

27/8/2025, 9:45:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow imagine if cops put as much effort into tracking down hit-and-run drivers as they do someone that causes minor cosmetic damage to private property.

27/8/2025, 9:44:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one's good too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4m5...

27/8/2025, 9:27:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like Mark Car-no.

27/8/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the most fun things I did was to pace someone for the (first) overnight stretch of their race. Unless you're right at the front of the pack, night time pace is generally pretty chill. And sunrises and sunsets in the mountains are usually awesome.

27/8/2025, 7:30:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could have implemented free healthcare for everyone. That would probably have gone down well.

27/8/2025, 6:43:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's hope so

27/8/2025, 1:52:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least your pants didn't fall down

26/8/2025, 11:44:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The flipside to this is I had no idea how handsome coyotes are until I moved to North America in my 30s.

26/8/2025, 11:35:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow it really is the Blowjob Brothers.

26/8/2025, 11:16:01 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was about to say how funny it would be if they gave Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize then I remembered

26/8/2025, 11:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To them, tackling these issues is all about getting people to stop talking about them.

26/8/2025, 11:10:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suicide by mowing your own nutsack. What a way to go.

26/8/2025, 10:38:54 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe how half-baked this whole plan is. Nothing to be found about which stretches will have a dedicated bus lane. The only concrete thing I could find was that there won't be a bus lane on the Second Narrows, so it's hard to see how this could be effective.

26/8/2025, 10:16:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'User Blocked by "Transphobes and homophobes"' for me.

26/8/2025, 10:05:08 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently he got his nutsack caught in a lawnmower. 🥜🛄🌱✂️

26/8/2025, 9:56:39 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I don't think Israel need any help.

26/8/2025, 9:46:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:34:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should be sending them to Israel.

26/8/2025, 9:20:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No it doesn't.

26/8/2025, 9:19:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICBC's approach to this is to get kids to draw pictures begging drivers not to kill them. Seems incredibly fucked up to me!

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26/8/2025, 7:39:56 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vote goo no matter who!

26/8/2025, 7:31:52 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never really thought about it but I guess if pressed I would have assumed they already were.

26/8/2025, 7:26:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[British accent] Pocestershire.

26/8/2025, 6:04:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol, this is American shit.

26/8/2025, 6:00:04 PM | 56 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's legal to do crimes when you're the cop party.

26/8/2025, 5:57:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The documentation for the plan explicitly states that there will be no dedicated lane on the bridge. This whole project smacks of just trying to do something cheap for the sake of appearances.

26/8/2025, 2:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Physics doesn't care about your accounting trickery!

26/8/2025, 2:52:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best person to lead the Conservative party is unfortunately already employed as the Prime Minister.

26/8/2025, 2:49:52 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's even funnier because Operation Warp Speed was a big Trump initiative.

26/8/2025, 2:31:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beep. Beep.

26/8/2025, 5:28:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 11:56:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

25/8/2025, 11:48:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This seems like the dumbest possible reason to burn the American flag.

25/8/2025, 11:45:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am hearing that on his deathbed Gavin Newsom received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

25/8/2025, 11:35:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Beck cover is absolutely incredible.

25/8/2025, 8:23:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, did you have to go to the almost hospital.

25/8/2025, 7:08:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darn Tough merino socks have a lifetime warranty, so you can just keep sending them back for new ones whenever they wear out.

25/8/2025, 6:33:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoes, some nice socks (merino wool with a bit of padding ideally), work towards getting the "ten essentials". Also look at getting some kind of trail app or openstreetmap variant that will work offline. www.rei.com/learn/expert...

25/8/2025, 6:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trail running shoes if you want to be comfortable and move more quickly. Hiking boots if you don't want to get yelled at by Search and Rescue.

25/8/2025, 6:28:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buddy,

25/8/2025, 3:53:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's just a feature of capitalism.

24/8/2025, 2:19:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless it's because of the wildfire smoke because everything is on fire all the time!

24/8/2025, 2:18:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Distraction makes sound like something deliberate. He just has a very short attention span.

24/8/2025, 2:09:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What

24/8/2025, 1:57:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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