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Wonderful Secrets

@xiratho.bsky.social

Some of y'all have never been banned from a website before and it shows.

created May 29, 2025

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Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

$100 says he was drunk driving with a prostitute, Franny

1/9/2025, 5:39:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A few weeks ago, Rudy said on a podcast that he doesn't think epstein was suicide.

1/9/2025, 5:27:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first paragraph lets us know that he got into some kind of altercation with a prostitute which led to a drunk driving crash.

1/9/2025, 5:25:28 AM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was out driving drunk with a prostitute.

1/9/2025, 4:47:36 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With a prostitute.

1/9/2025, 4:46:31 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I smell alcohol.

1/9/2025, 4:43:37 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$100 says he was drunk driving

1/9/2025, 4:43:07 AM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:26:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not even standing. They're sitting around.

1/9/2025, 4:22:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:34:17 AM | 195 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:33:50 PM | 2513 510 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only good thing about him still being alive is that he’s still going to die.

31/8/2025, 12:18:40 AM | 422 48 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:24:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:13:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He still MIA?

31/8/2025, 1:54:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. Almost everybody realizes that the national debt is a fake-out by now..

30/8/2025, 12:00:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a dictator. He's a lifer.

30/8/2025, 11:29:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:06:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That link one more time?

30/8/2025, 9:01:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

Or maybe this one. Can you make it peel off?

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30/8/2025, 8:58:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

I see. So any existing photo, including AI slop pics? I want to animate political cartoons, and corporate trademarks. I want to be a fucking intellectual property terrorist. I want to harness this power for the resistance!

30/8/2025, 8:55:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dont say probing.

30/8/2025, 8:49:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically, you're simply animating and existing ai slop? Correct?

30/8/2025, 8:45:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the future of memes then. It's gotta become standardized and included in data plans. Nobody wants to jump through hoops to meme-tweak like this.

30/8/2025, 8:36:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have at it, boss..

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30/8/2025, 8:32:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Can I send you one more example?

30/8/2025, 8:26:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I guess today is the day I finally learn how to fucking deepfake properly then! How much did that cost?

30/8/2025, 8:25:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got hours, bruh.....

30/8/2025, 8:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you animate this: make her clap?

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30/8/2025, 8:17:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck you! You can tweak something that easily?! 😏

30/8/2025, 8:14:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jfc!!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!!

30/8/2025, 8:10:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯 Of all the photos we've shared, this is the one that gets you the most?! Profound!! Say hello to M.O.M (mother of monsters)

30/8/2025, 8:04:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While this one watched...

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30/8/2025, 7:56:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know, I was only fooling..

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30/8/2025, 7:41:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, isn't Ivanka his previous wife? I only ask bc Trump openly talked about fucking her on so many talk shows....

30/8/2025, 7:36:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so classy for our First Lady! Surely there aren't 'racier' photos of her than this... right?

30/8/2025, 7:33:52 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ivanka died?!!

30/8/2025, 7:30:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea, I found him over here in the park with Dan Bongino's face shoved up his bum. It was pretty disgusting actually. Somebody should clean D.C. up!

30/8/2025, 7:28:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic!

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30/8/2025, 7:23:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I found him! He was just locked up in Putin's sex dungeon again....

30/8/2025, 7:17:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait what's going on?!

30/8/2025, 7:15:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wtf did I miss?!!!!

30/8/2025, 7:14:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:13:27 AM | 8 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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You gotta learn their schedules. It's what real drinkers do!

30/8/2025, 6:52:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is so checked out on all this buisness now. He views the Ukrainian war as a big scary homework assignment to avoid. He just wants it out of sight and mind. Witkoff's job is to just interfere and waste time on trump's behalf. Look Europe, yall are on your own with this shit for now.

30/8/2025, 6:36:42 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

Ty. The translator was probably British then. Don't mind me, just your friendly neighborhood autist fixating over a minor detail in this story.

30/8/2025, 6:28:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This is how we win long-term. I don't even care if the figure is true or not, but this is how we win, folks.

30/8/2025, 6:22:55 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how we win long-term. I don't even care if the figure is true or not, but this is how we win, folks.

30/8/2025, 6:22:55 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:19:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:17:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plz check.

30/8/2025, 6:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:15:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try pissing from off your balcony at 330am. You've never lived until you try it.

30/8/2025, 6:06:15 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonderful Secrets (@xiratho.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries. I was really only calling it an accomplishment sarcastically. He somehow managed not to fuck up the vax development, but he had no 2021 rollout plan in place. Probably would've charged for it if he could.

30/8/2025, 5:12:57 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps.. Former communists know how to keep their billionaires more in line though. Just ask Jack Ma.

30/8/2025, 5:06:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst day ever

30/8/2025, 4:44:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not a drifter. He's a true believer. That's much worse for us.

30/8/2025, 4:41:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:04:18 AM | 3425 803 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll beat us in AI too, just for fun.

30/8/2025, 4:37:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, China invests in education and labor while creating new billionaires at the same time.

30/8/2025, 4:34:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really think you might have actually been talking to the big guy himself! 😆

30/8/2025, 4:29:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think Bobby Brainworm will start cooking the books on public health statistics 🤔

30/8/2025, 4:22:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:19:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What could go wrong?

30/8/2025, 4:18:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Operation: Warp Speed is his ONLY positive administrative "accomplishment". Ironically, it's also the ONLY thing that he's not allowed to take credit for by MAGA.

30/8/2025, 4:16:55 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl E (@ceindeed.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The thing about Trump is everything, literally EVERYTHING he has done is a disaster. Not a single policy to help every day Americans get through the day. Not a single positive anything that benefits anyone other than himself, and his fellow criminals.

30/8/2025, 2:33:55 AM | 288 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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Underrated

29/8/2025, 6:56:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:48:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This video loops like an endless rollercoaster of lameness.

29/8/2025, 6:35:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the rest of the civilized world have anywhere near our INSANE level of gun violence?

29/8/2025, 6:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The shitty contemporary seasons are perfect for an 8-month-old.

29/8/2025, 1:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The word 'most' is doing a lot of work here. 😆

29/8/2025, 1:34:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A metal detector won't stop a shooter. It will only beep while everyone nearby gets murdered.

29/8/2025, 1:51:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guns get stolen all the time.

29/8/2025, 1:48:56 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🏆 🏆 🏆

29/8/2025, 1:08:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's been on 8 vacations so far this year.

29/8/2025, 1:04:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

28/8/2025, 8:03:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just tell Walgreens that you have asthma and you'll qualify.

28/8/2025, 3:51:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once there's a real bad outbreak, Trump will dump RFK Jr. Trump is a lot of things, but he isn't an anti-vaxxer true believer.

28/8/2025, 3:50:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mi'tohk K'ondrylll

28/8/2025, 3:11:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:09:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peckerwood Junction.

28/8/2025, 3:08:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This shooter was a they/them situation.

28/8/2025, 3:06:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She'll be accused of real estate fraud tomorrow.

28/8/2025, 2:13:49 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taxpayers

28/8/2025, 2:01:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The term for this is "malicious compliance".

28/8/2025, 2:00:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The recruitment commercials write themselves!

28/8/2025, 1:59:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:56:38 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the States, we call this a "humble brag".

28/8/2025, 1:54:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so tired of the “white person commits an atrocity, it’s a mental health issue. Black or brown person commits a misdemeanor, they are terrorists”. Anyone who shoots up a school is a fucking terrorist and should be treated as such.

28/8/2025, 12:38:11 AM | 31 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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No school with such a lame mascot should have such dope uniforms and helmets every single year.

28/8/2025, 12:21:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love British lowlife culture.

28/8/2025, 12:11:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know you can just link to the whole article.

28/8/2025, 12:06:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her lawyer just announced that she isn't resigning.

27/8/2025, 11:44:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller and Wiles are writing all his daily posts now. The only legit Trump Tweets occur after hours.

27/8/2025, 11:43:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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