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$100 says he was drunk driving with a prostitute, Franny
Some of y'all have never been banned from a website before and it shows.
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$100 says he was drunk driving with a prostitute, Franny
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A few weeks ago, Rudy said on a podcast that he doesn't think epstein was suicide.
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The first paragraph lets us know that he got into some kind of altercation with a prostitute which led to a drunk driving crash.
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He was out driving drunk with a prostitute.
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With a prostitute.
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I smell alcohol.
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$100 says he was drunk driving
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They're not even standing. They're sitting around.
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The only good thing about him still being alive is that he’s still going to die.
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He still MIA?
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True. Almost everybody realizes that the national debt is a fake-out by now..
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He's a dictator. He's a lifer.
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That link one more time?
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I see. So any existing photo, including AI slop pics? I want to animate political cartoons, and corporate trademarks. I want to be a fucking intellectual property terrorist. I want to harness this power for the resistance!
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Dont say probing.
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Basically, you're simply animating and existing ai slop? Correct?
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This is the future of memes then. It's gotta become standardized and included in data plans. Nobody wants to jump through hoops to meme-tweak like this.
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Yup. Can I send you one more example?
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Well, I guess today is the day I finally learn how to fucking deepfake properly then! How much did that cost?
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I've got hours, bruh.....
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Fuck you! You can tweak something that easily?! 😏
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Jfc!!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!!
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💯 Of all the photos we've shared, this is the one that gets you the most?! Profound!! Say hello to M.O.M (mother of monsters)
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Wait, isn't Ivanka his previous wife? I only ask bc Trump openly talked about fucking her on so many talk shows....
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This is so classy for our First Lady! Surely there aren't 'racier' photos of her than this... right?
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Ivanka died?!!
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Yea, I found him over here in the park with Dan Bongino's face shoved up his bum. It was pretty disgusting actually. Somebody should clean D.C. up!
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Oh, I found him! He was just locked up in Putin's sex dungeon again....
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Wait what's going on?!
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Wtf did I miss?!!!!
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You gotta learn their schedules. It's what real drinkers do!
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Trump is so checked out on all this buisness now. He views the Ukrainian war as a big scary homework assignment to avoid. He just wants it out of sight and mind. Witkoff's job is to just interfere and waste time on trump's behalf. Look Europe, yall are on your own with this shit for now.
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Ty. The translator was probably British then. Don't mind me, just your friendly neighborhood autist fixating over a minor detail in this story.
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This is how we win long-term. I don't even care if the figure is true or not, but this is how we win, folks.
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This is how we win long-term. I don't even care if the figure is true or not, but this is how we win, folks.
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Plz check.
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Try pissing from off your balcony at 330am. You've never lived until you try it.
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No worries. I was really only calling it an accomplishment sarcastically. He somehow managed not to fuck up the vax development, but he had no 2021 rollout plan in place. Probably would've charged for it if he could.
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Perhaps.. Former communists know how to keep their billionaires more in line though. Just ask Jack Ma.
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Worst day ever
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He's not a drifter. He's a true believer. That's much worse for us.
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They'll beat us in AI too, just for fun.
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Meanwhile, China invests in education and labor while creating new billionaires at the same time.
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I really think you might have actually been talking to the big guy himself! 😆
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Think Bobby Brainworm will start cooking the books on public health statistics 🤔
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What could go wrong?
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Operation: Warp Speed is his ONLY positive administrative "accomplishment". Ironically, it's also the ONLY thing that he's not allowed to take credit for by MAGA.
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The thing about Trump is everything, literally EVERYTHING he has done is a disaster. Not a single policy to help every day Americans get through the day. Not a single positive anything that benefits anyone other than himself, and his fellow criminals.
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Underrated
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This video loops like an endless rollercoaster of lameness.
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Does the rest of the civilized world have anywhere near our INSANE level of gun violence?
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The shitty contemporary seasons are perfect for an 8-month-old.
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The word 'most' is doing a lot of work here. 😆
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A metal detector won't stop a shooter. It will only beep while everyone nearby gets murdered.
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Guns get stolen all the time.
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🏆 🏆 🏆
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He's been on 8 vacations so far this year.
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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Just tell Walgreens that you have asthma and you'll qualify.
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Once there's a real bad outbreak, Trump will dump RFK Jr. Trump is a lot of things, but he isn't an anti-vaxxer true believer.
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Mi'tohk K'ondrylll
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Peckerwood Junction.
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This shooter was a they/them situation.
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She'll be accused of real estate fraud tomorrow.
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Taxpayers
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The term for this is "malicious compliance".
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The recruitment commercials write themselves!
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In the States, we call this a "humble brag".
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I’m so tired of the “white person commits an atrocity, it’s a mental health issue. Black or brown person commits a misdemeanor, they are terrorists”. Anyone who shoots up a school is a fucking terrorist and should be treated as such.
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No school with such a lame mascot should have such dope uniforms and helmets every single year.
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I love British lowlife culture.
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You know you can just link to the whole article.
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Her lawyer just announced that she isn't resigning.
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Miller and Wiles are writing all his daily posts now. The only legit Trump Tweets occur after hours.
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