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Trying to understand arguments in the YouTube comments since 2008

created November 17, 2024

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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/oFYgaarYepw?...

3/9/2025, 1:43:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, MEDIA?

3/9/2025, 12:36:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So this was a group of non-violent brown people with tattoos, I'm guessing.

2/9/2025, 10:24:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing what they can do with holograms these days!

2/9/2025, 8:33:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most substantial counterpoint I've seen in awhile.

2/9/2025, 4:54:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hologram president.

2/9/2025, 4:11:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy at his 2pm announcement is about to be scrutinized on a molecular level. Women have been doing it for ages, let's see how he holds up.

2/9/2025, 3:47:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making his way to the 2pm announcement.

2/9/2025, 1:32:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/m1tWhkiqfnk?...

2/9/2025, 4:05:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The way the kittens look at each other!

2/9/2025, 12:38:17 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pronunciation reminds me of a child seeing the word knife in print for the first time.

2/9/2025, 12:34:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you're saying there are NOT murders every year at Burning Man? Huh.

1/9/2025, 9:30:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as Nate Silver keeps hating Bluesky, I'm staying.

1/9/2025, 9:22:36 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a secret society gesture.

1/9/2025, 9:19:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, we need it.

1/9/2025, 7:53:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it the mitochondrial?😂🤣

1/9/2025, 7:47:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's throwing up a flag to see who salutes.

1/9/2025, 4:20:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"that final minor alien" 😠

1/9/2025, 4:13:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wouldn't want hospitals. He would want us to die ASAP to fulfill his bigoted fantasy of a stronger race.

1/9/2025, 2:51:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh geez, I didn't even think of that. But given that he's out there putting up roadblocks to access, I think they're safe.

1/9/2025, 2:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/BmpupP1G5Xg?...

1/9/2025, 3:09:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope RFK Jr. Is in that tightest circle, advising him.

1/9/2025, 2:41:29 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/phil...

31/8/2025, 11:30:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So last night I was drunk, sucker punched a lady, she called 911 on me, the cops came, I hopped in my car, sped away, the lady's husband caught up with me, I panicked and crashed, went to the hospital, called my lawyer and my "medical provider" and I will not be taking questions at this time.

31/8/2025, 11:10:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:21:04 PM | 42 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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These ghouls had unaccompanied kids on planes, ready to go despite knowing there was an emergency hearing to stop their illegal actions? Geez, were they planning to like LAND, or slow down even, before pushing the kids out once they arrived in Guatemala?

31/8/2025, 8:14:58 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TeamSourdough

31/8/2025, 8:10:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we pool our money and pay Trump to leave?

31/8/2025, 7:48:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do know that the Silver Bridge wouldn't be standing today if Mothman hadn't taken action. All hail Mothman.

31/8/2025, 4:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#SleepySunday morning #dogsofbluesky

Brown and white dog, eyes half open, lying on a bed
31/8/2025, 12:59:52 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4?...

31/8/2025, 3:19:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can relate. Cindy's favorite chew toy is anything made of wood. Not sticks mind you, which there are a million of in the yard, but crafted wood like furniture and moulding.

31/8/2025, 2:50:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as we keep his memory dead in our hearts, he can never really live.

31/8/2025, 2:40:32 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they give any explanation? Was it considered a threat? Seems strange.

31/8/2025, 2:27:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"At the sound of the falling tree, it's 9:30."

30/8/2025, 11:08:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That last one has a pretty casual pace!

30/8/2025, 11:04:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The good ones keep dying, the rest keep not dying.

30/8/2025, 10:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was one of my first follows on young Twitter. I appreciated being able to count on his tweets for reliable info and I told him that. We exchanged a few messages and he always seemed like a good guy. Condolences to his loved ones. #MarkKnoller www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-kn...

30/8/2025, 10:42:39 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember someone with two young children telling me years ago that fish made great pets because they are low maintenance and teach kids about death.

30/8/2025, 10:32:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old shoes falling apart, unbox - well, no box but: unshrinkwrap my new shoes with my unapproving dog:

30/8/2025, 10:25:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should follow him around, apologizing to everyone he interacts with.

30/8/2025, 9:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday to one half of the most comforting mads and a seasoned button pusher!

30/8/2025, 6:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mood: lifted✔️

30/8/2025, 6:16:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His return trip would be the most epic "turn off all the lights, lock the doors and everyone BE QUIET" any country ever tried.

30/8/2025, 6:14:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's this "first wave" nonsense? Prices have been going up for months.

30/8/2025, 6:06:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fred MacMurray BOTD in 1908.

Fred MacMurray getting his smoulder on
30/8/2025, 4:29:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In praise of boredom: youtu.be/orQKfIXMiA8?...

30/8/2025, 4:21:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one better.

30/8/2025, 1:54:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was a mistake.

30/8/2025, 1:53:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:47:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance proximity warning.

30/8/2025, 1:20:24 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tear up that list. We can't risk it.

30/8/2025, 1:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Revised hope: he's defying medical advice and leaving his hospital bed to quash the rumors. It may happen on the golf course.

30/8/2025, 1:00:52 PM | 393 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never trust the senior American.

30/8/2025, 12:49:42 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're taking all comers at this point.

30/8/2025, 12:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The captions on this are hilarious.

30/8/2025, 12:39:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't hurt, might help, doesn't cost any money!

30/8/2025, 12:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:06:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please don't delete this. The comments are giving me life.

30/8/2025, 11:59:55 AM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vaal hungers.

30/8/2025, 3:24:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/7TXdtZLrsZc?...

30/8/2025, 3:02:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aw, thanks. My last dog that was a hugger was a retriever so it's fun having a small dog that I can squeeze.

30/8/2025, 2:43:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scariest part of the show.

30/8/2025, 2:38:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This show did not hold up over time but before the X-Files, this was one of the few shows we had (Tales from the Dark Side and Monsters being the others that jump to mind) and I appreciated it.

30/8/2025, 2:32:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a bottle museum.

30/8/2025, 2:28:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've been busy arresting moms, manhandling kids, chasing crop pickers and scribbling out a certain name in the Epstein files.

30/8/2025, 12:13:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are resources online with tips for handling different situations. If you feel at a loss for how to deal with whatever's happening at the moment, distracting the patient is usually a reliable technique. If feasible, hire a caregiver to relieve you one day a week or whatever works for you.

29/8/2025, 11:59:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For real, we could have had the corgi lady for all those years.

29/8/2025, 10:59:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you. I was so heartbroken after Mulder died, at first I thought I never wanted another pet. Then I started looking at Craigslist and saw this little dog chained to a concrete block and dot dot dot. Anyway, she seems to have understood the assignment.

29/8/2025, 10:44:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So she was a victim of domestic violence which ended in murder. No justice for her beyond the truth finally being admitted six decades later.

29/8/2025, 10:08:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New dog is an active hugger. It's been a long time since I've had a huggy dog and I forgot how nice it is. #dogsofbluesky

Brown and white dog with a little side eye giving a hug to a person Brown and white dog in full hug mode with a person
29/8/2025, 9:35:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks.

29/8/2025, 8:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is good. We have ours high level government jobs, pardons and cash. It's working out about how you'd expect.

29/8/2025, 7:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All US policy now is modeled after third grade girls' sleepovers.

29/8/2025, 6:28:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm unclear on the use of the word saints in your thread. Exactly who are they?

29/8/2025, 6:22:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Immunologists at CDC: We want to stick to science. RFK and his band of loons: We'd like you to build a wicker man out of your science books, imprison yourselves inside it and light it on fire. Media: A Clash over Vaccine Policy at CDC

29/8/2025, 2:41:01 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The overburdened mitochondria only a mother could love.

29/8/2025, 2:33:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when he is corrected and advised that the common denominator is cisgender males, not transgender people, I assume he will call for an investigation into that group.

29/8/2025, 2:28:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember listening to this one more than once.

Album cover of Sentimental Hygiene by Warren Zevon
29/8/2025, 2:00:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG, imagine rooting for cancer.

29/8/2025, 1:19:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From day one, Trump has found the nutter most likely to ruin an organization (while telling him he's pretty) and put that person in charge of it. And yet the my pillow guy still has nothing. So unfair.

29/8/2025, 1:16:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post was a jump scare but to ease everyone's mind, I clicked on the link and the cameo is *not* actually what is pictured. 😮‍💨

29/8/2025, 1:08:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because I don't want to be a killjoy, I'm going to give you some opposite advice: overdo it! Dance! Make breakfast for the whole neighborhood!🎉

29/8/2025, 1:01:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She fell asleep with her one back leg propping up the other☺️ #dogsofbluesky

Brown and white dog asleep on a dog bed
29/8/2025, 12:57:59 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting a rumored he was buried in women's clothing.

29/8/2025, 12:01:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New way, old way... CLICK

29/8/2025, 4:45:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/mYJxAxeHrMo?... #shangri-las

29/8/2025, 2:58:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If another January 6 happened today, every single Republican, including hall running Hawley, would be yelling "SHOOT THEM!" at the cops as the insurrectionists attempted to breach the chamber. Not one would be saying, "Welcome, patriots. Come on in, heroes." The hypocrisy is breathtaking.

29/8/2025, 2:28:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find Phil Lynott's voice comforting. If you do manage to go back in time, please tell him to take care of himself.

29/8/2025, 2:18:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lady in the painting is flashing the man in the other painting. That's what I saw and I can't unsee it.

29/8/2025, 2:15:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've got armed military on the streets, masked thugs kidnapping food delivery drivers, public health circling the drain...at this point any politician of any party not expressing full throated resistance every single day is complicit.

29/8/2025, 2:09:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They made it their own, which is the way it should be done. youtu.be/UviREczpKwE?...

29/8/2025, 2:03:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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brb I'm going to call in to work and explain I'm overburdened with mitochondrial challenges.

29/8/2025, 1:41:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most surprising aspect of these ICE arrests is how incredibly hard working these immigrant gang members, murderers and rapists are. I had no idea these worst of the worst criminal thugs were fighting fires to protect lives and property, roofing our houses and harvesting crops so we can all eat.

29/8/2025, 1:24:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, the cop that shot her was protecting the members of Congress she, and the rest of the mob, had built a gallows for outside. Now she's a hero? What does that make the cop?

29/8/2025, 1:13:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that at any given moment in DC, locals are prepared to assemble and applaud scientists or chant "Fuck Jeff Bezos" or what have you.

28/8/2025, 11:55:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we just put actual kids in charge of the country instead of the whiny toddler-men we've got now?

28/8/2025, 11:38:12 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ten is my favorite doctor. I can be influenced.

28/8/2025, 6:50:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MUTED

28/8/2025, 6:42:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok you're all very punny but I really want to read the full backstory on what led to this sign. What kind of trouble did young Handel get himself into?

28/8/2025, 6:27:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view