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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/oFYgaarYepw?...
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, MEDIA?
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
So this was a group of non-violent brown people with tattoos, I'm guessing.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Amazing what they can do with holograms these days!
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The most substantial counterpoint I've seen in awhile.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Hologram president.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Guy at his 2pm announcement is about to be scrutinized on a molecular level. Women have been doing it for ages, let's see how he holds up.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Making his way to the 2pm announcement.
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Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/m1tWhkiqfnk?...
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The way the kittens look at each other!
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The pronunciation reminds me of a child seeing the word knife in print for the first time.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
So you're saying there are NOT murders every year at Burning Man? Huh.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
As long as Nate Silver keeps hating Bluesky, I'm staying.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
We need a secret society gesture.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, we need it.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it the mitochondrial?😂🤣
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He's throwing up a flag to see who salutes.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
"that final minor alien" 😠
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He wouldn't want hospitals. He would want us to die ASAP to fulfill his bigoted fantasy of a stronger race.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh geez, I didn't even think of that. But given that he's out there putting up roadblocks to access, I think they're safe.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/BmpupP1G5Xg?...
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I hope RFK Jr. Is in that tightest circle, advising him.
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YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
So last night I was drunk, sucker punched a lady, she called 911 on me, the cops came, I hopped in my car, sped away, the lady's husband caught up with me, I panicked and crashed, went to the hospital, called my lawyer and my "medical provider" and I will not be taking questions at this time.
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YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
These ghouls had unaccompanied kids on planes, ready to go despite knowing there was an emergency hearing to stop their illegal actions? Geez, were they planning to like LAND, or slow down even, before pushing the kids out once they arrived in Guatemala?
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
#TeamSourdough
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Can we pool our money and pay Trump to leave?
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
I do know that the Silver Bridge wouldn't be standing today if Mothman hadn't taken action. All hail Mothman.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4?...
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I can relate. Cindy's favorite chew toy is anything made of wood. Not sticks mind you, which there are a million of in the yard, but crafted wood like furniture and moulding.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
As long as we keep his memory dead in our hearts, he can never really live.
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Did they give any explanation? Was it considered a threat? Seems strange.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
"At the sound of the falling tree, it's 9:30."
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
That last one has a pretty casual pace!
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The good ones keep dying, the rest keep not dying.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
He was one of my first follows on young Twitter. I appreciated being able to count on his tweets for reliable info and I told him that. We exchanged a few messages and he always seemed like a good guy. Condolences to his loved ones. #MarkKnoller www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-kn...
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I remember someone with two young children telling me years ago that fish made great pets because they are low maintenance and teach kids about death.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Old shoes falling apart, unbox - well, no box but: unshrinkwrap my new shoes with my unapproving dog:
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Someone should follow him around, apologizing to everyone he interacts with.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Happy birthday to one half of the most comforting mads and a seasoned button pusher!
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Mood: lifted✔️
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
His return trip would be the most epic "turn off all the lights, lock the doors and everyone BE QUIET" any country ever tried.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
What's this "first wave" nonsense? Prices have been going up for months.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
In praise of boredom: youtu.be/orQKfIXMiA8?...
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No one better.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
This was a mistake.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
JD Vance proximity warning.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Tear up that list. We can't risk it.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Revised hope: he's defying medical advice and leaving his hospital bed to quash the rumors. It may happen on the golf course.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I never trust the senior American.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
We're taking all comers at this point.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The captions on this are hilarious.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't hurt, might help, doesn't cost any money!
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Please don't delete this. The comments are giving me life.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Vaal hungers.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/7TXdtZLrsZc?...
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw, thanks. My last dog that was a hugger was a retriever so it's fun having a small dog that I can squeeze.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Scariest part of the show.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
This show did not hold up over time but before the X-Files, this was one of the few shows we had (Tales from the Dark Side and Monsters being the others that jump to mind) and I appreciated it.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a bottle museum.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They've been busy arresting moms, manhandling kids, chasing crop pickers and scribbling out a certain name in the Epstein files.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
There are resources online with tips for handling different situations. If you feel at a loss for how to deal with whatever's happening at the moment, distracting the patient is usually a reliable technique. If feasible, hire a caregiver to relieve you one day a week or whatever works for you.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
For real, we could have had the corgi lady for all those years.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. I was so heartbroken after Mulder died, at first I thought I never wanted another pet. Then I started looking at Craigslist and saw this little dog chained to a concrete block and dot dot dot. Anyway, she seems to have understood the assignment.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
So she was a victim of domestic violence which ended in murder. No justice for her beyond the truth finally being admitted six decades later.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
New dog is an active hugger. It's been a long time since I've had a huggy dog and I forgot how nice it is. #dogsofbluesky
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Thanks.
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This is good. We have ours high level government jobs, pardons and cash. It's working out about how you'd expect.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
All US policy now is modeled after third grade girls' sleepovers.
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I'm unclear on the use of the word saints in your thread. Exactly who are they?
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Immunologists at CDC: We want to stick to science. RFK and his band of loons: We'd like you to build a wicker man out of your science books, imprison yourselves inside it and light it on fire. Media: A Clash over Vaccine Policy at CDC
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The overburdened mitochondria only a mother could love.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
So when he is corrected and advised that the common denominator is cisgender males, not transgender people, I assume he will call for an investigation into that group.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, imagine rooting for cancer.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
From day one, Trump has found the nutter most likely to ruin an organization (while telling him he's pretty) and put that person in charge of it. And yet the my pillow guy still has nothing. So unfair.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
This post was a jump scare but to ease everyone's mind, I clicked on the link and the cameo is *not* actually what is pictured. 😮💨
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Because I don't want to be a killjoy, I'm going to give you some opposite advice: overdo it! Dance! Make breakfast for the whole neighborhood!🎉
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
She fell asleep with her one back leg propping up the other☺️ #dogsofbluesky
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting a rumored he was buried in women's clothing.
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New way, old way... CLICK
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Goodnight, wherever you may be. youtu.be/mYJxAxeHrMo?... #shangri-las
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
If another January 6 happened today, every single Republican, including hall running Hawley, would be yelling "SHOOT THEM!" at the cops as the insurrectionists attempted to breach the chamber. Not one would be saying, "Welcome, patriots. Come on in, heroes." The hypocrisy is breathtaking.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I find Phil Lynott's voice comforting. If you do manage to go back in time, please tell him to take care of himself.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The lady in the painting is flashing the man in the other painting. That's what I saw and I can't unsee it.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
We've got armed military on the streets, masked thugs kidnapping food delivery drivers, public health circling the drain...at this point any politician of any party not expressing full throated resistance every single day is complicit.
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They made it their own, which is the way it should be done. youtu.be/UviREczpKwE?...
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
brb I'm going to call in to work and explain I'm overburdened with mitochondrial challenges.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
The most surprising aspect of these ICE arrests is how incredibly hard working these immigrant gang members, murderers and rapists are. I had no idea these worst of the worst criminal thugs were fighting fires to protect lives and property, roofing our houses and harvesting crops so we can all eat.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, the cop that shot her was protecting the members of Congress she, and the rest of the mob, had built a gallows for outside. Now she's a hero? What does that make the cop?
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I love that at any given moment in DC, locals are prepared to assemble and applaud scientists or chant "Fuck Jeff Bezos" or what have you.
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social)
Can we just put actual kids in charge of the country instead of the whiny toddler-men we've got now?
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Ten is my favorite doctor. I can be influenced.
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MUTED
YesBiscuit (@yesbiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok you're all very punny but I really want to read the full backstory on what led to this sign. What kind of trouble did young Handel get himself into?