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Team Leopard

@yousaidthatbecause.bsky.social

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created July 31, 2023

26 followers 104 following 221 posts

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This movie was a hate letter to Microsoft Teams and I will die on this mountain. Skype can bite me.

2/9/2025, 5:02:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's faster to say that he will jail homeless people

13/8/2025, 7:23:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a dad my take is no one gets the right put a kid in a situation to prove anything.

13/8/2025, 3:06:42 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who doesn't want to be saved by the buff safety guy in this time of climate change related floodings?

13/8/2025, 3:02:56 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find a lot for the time my big dog when attached via harness to the seat belt she inevitably will step on the seat belt latch and free herself. I changed to a cable that attaches to her harness but connects to the latch ring used for car seats.

13/8/2025, 2:59:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is some Hank Scorpio shizz

5/8/2025, 8:54:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's bloody incessant.

1/8/2025, 9:04:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does no one chip their animals?

18/7/2025, 1:02:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a walkable city when not being split apart by a tunnel to a pocket dimension.

13/7/2025, 11:45:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally I can be free!

8/7/2025, 8:31:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one vanishes my pipe but me!

8/7/2025, 4:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our local Costco had at least 50 cards to buy the Switch 2 Mario bundle

30/6/2025, 8:23:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 1:44:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boy his taint must taste heavenly.

15/6/2025, 3:36:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😎

image depicts a standard “NO PARKING ANY TIME” sign that has been altered with white tape. Two pieces of tape obscure the letters “P” and “R” in the word “PARKING,” transforming it into: ”NO —KING ANY TIME”
14/6/2025, 12:49:34 PM | 2429 455 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlegally

13/6/2025, 2:14:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noice

10/6/2025, 10:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shits gonna pop off by end of this month I guarantee

10/6/2025, 9:57:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y'all get to say 'Get the fuck off my lawn' Go on sweet patriots!

10/6/2025, 4:36:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leopard can't eat anymore. Too full.

9/6/2025, 9:26:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsom: "Arrest me. Let's just get it over with, tough guy. I don't give a damn ... Tom, arrest me. Let's go."

9/6/2025, 2:35:52 AM | 31932 8164 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Governor should submit a formal request to NYC Mayor Adams to deploy the Tine Square Elmos to LA. Our country needs them in this moment.

9/6/2025, 2:16:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tie a yellow ribbon round this unmarked van.

9/6/2025, 2:10:43 AM | 96 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will not forget. Nor forgive.

8/6/2025, 6:24:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The morons are fighting! The morons are fighting!

6/6/2025, 1:13:04 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How dare you decline the warranty coverage!

4/6/2025, 10:32:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Why should he get hp when he actively takes support from at risk people? He can go and fuck himself.

31/5/2025, 5:02:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Pepsi ok?

26/5/2025, 11:54:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tariffs maybe?

26/5/2025, 3:25:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Por que no los dos? Goddamnit ICE is outside!

13/5/2025, 3:02:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All that will ve left is Kool-Aid

2/5/2025, 6:28:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not enough tongue

1/5/2025, 5:10:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone call Reacher

1/5/2025, 5:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude is this close to reenacting the Trail of Tears

27/4/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry I had Taco Bell last night

27/4/2025, 2:57:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flared base 👍

26/4/2025, 9:25:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But the tats scream MS-13!

23/4/2025, 4:28:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they said 2 we would have all believed it.

23/4/2025, 3:51:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thursday is gonna be lit.

23/4/2025, 3:51:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In El Salvador?

23/4/2025, 3:48:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean there are posts that don't end with "Make it make sense! '

23/4/2025, 3:47:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are working their way towards sperm count monitoring in schools.

23/4/2025, 3:41:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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F Empathy! BE HARDCORE WITH YOUR AI!

23/4/2025, 3:35:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chianti of Christ!

22/4/2025, 12:54:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She. Has. No. Filter. Henry.

22/4/2025, 12:48:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deportation by morning!

22/4/2025, 12:47:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rest in Power

21/4/2025, 10:13:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean they shouldn't be allowed to leave their post... EVER

16/4/2025, 4:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture J Keen (@jkeen1213.bsky.social) reposted

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

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14/4/2025, 9:11:11 PM | 6418 3312 | View on Bluesky | view

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PRESIDENTIAL ACTIONS Pee is stored in the balls.

10/4/2025, 6:02:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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STRONG BEEF!

3/4/2025, 4:24:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just adding a little ass flavor in.

3/4/2025, 4:15:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Due to cuts at USDA your beef will be in fact shittier

3/4/2025, 2:55:03 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The celebration of ignorance is mind blowing. Respect my lack of willingness to be educated!

1/4/2025, 8:17:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Move to Texas and find out.

31/3/2025, 11:28:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all better be ready to toss his orange ass off the stoop at the White House when his term ends.

30/3/2025, 11:34:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hudson's Bay

26/3/2025, 1:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are all collateral damage.

21/3/2025, 8:33:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AERODYNAMIC!

15/3/2025, 4:13:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kennedy Center Presents: Billy Ray Cyrus

6/3/2025, 5:17:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buttnick not Lutnick amirite?

6/3/2025, 5:13:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would also accept Jack Nicholson era Joker costumes.

5/3/2025, 2:05:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's the stuffing?

3/3/2025, 1:23:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Us Americans are being held hostage by clowns in diapers.

28/2/2025, 9:10:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gluttony issue.

28/2/2025, 5:31:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So if the S.S. Bezos send out a mayday would the Coast Guard just chill out and wave?

28/2/2025, 12:48:35 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats and we are living in the absolute dumbest timeline.

25/2/2025, 4:42:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rep Luna will interview him next week.

24/2/2025, 9:40:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could you give the Ewoks a call? America needs their help.

24/2/2025, 9:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're gonna need a bigger desk.

22/2/2025, 12:08:51 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just make him a slave already. That's the plan right?

20/2/2025, 9:52:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adams hasn't done anything heinous yet to the people of NYC other than be corrupt with Turkey. He will however at some point very soon let the federal government do some very horrible things in NYC. Then his ass should be shoved out the door.

20/2/2025, 7:07:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/2/2025, 4:06:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody expects the Hillbilly Inquisition!

19/2/2025, 2:49:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Vance be sitting on or making love to the cuck chair Elon brought over?

19/2/2025, 2:42:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's shaped by spray cheese

18/2/2025, 8:15:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never put your potatos on a pedestal

15/2/2025, 12:32:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twitter still breaks once a day on Android

14/2/2025, 7:21:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neopolitan ice cream vibes

14/2/2025, 7:20:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably with bullets.

13/2/2025, 6:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We welcome you to the fight brother. Allies are hard to find but we will link arms and face the piano together.

11/2/2025, 6:14:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What we are witnessing is the death of society based on pure white privilege. All this nonsense is trying to drive PoC, women, queer people to the sidelines. It's too late. So they try to banish, exile and force us back to the 80s. Breed the white race back to dominance. Too late.

11/2/2025, 4:05:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She wants to speak to the black people's manager.

10/2/2025, 5:55:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We focus every couple of hours on the drivel being spouted by the admin to the point it paralyzes any useful action. Focus ok Elon with lawsuits and injunctions.

5/2/2025, 10:16:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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VSAM ARMY UNITE!

3/2/2025, 10:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been lured out of my home the same way.

3/2/2025, 5:35:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's stiffing America's contractors like he stiffed his own contractors

3/2/2025, 5:32:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insanity later.

29/1/2025, 2:26:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're building a Stargate?

21/1/2025, 10:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything is legal in New Jersey

21/1/2025, 12:59:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't know Nazi was spelled with a C

21/1/2025, 12:08:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon wants to become emperor of Mars

21/1/2025, 12:04:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh God. 4 years of Trump in under one minute.

18/1/2025, 1:46:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They brought Trump food?

18/1/2025, 1:40:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Less smell.

18/1/2025, 1:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Want my chicken?

18/1/2025, 1:38:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just go in the shower, lie on my back and pretend I'm the fountain at the Bellagio. Sometimes I get pennies!

18/1/2025, 1:38:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freak in the Casading Style Sheets

17/1/2025, 12:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instructions unclear. Peed on neighbor.

16/1/2025, 11:57:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will he allow increased numbers of migrant couches to come to the US?

16/1/2025, 11:54:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view