Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
The Free State of Florida aiming to become nation’s leader in vaccine-preventable illness and death. MAHA! www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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The Free State of Florida aiming to become nation’s leader in vaccine-preventable illness and death. MAHA! www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Read the full speech. Weird how slavery never happened. Nor the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments. You’d never know Phyllis Wheatley, or Frederick Douglass, or Fannie Lou Hamer, or Dr. King were a part of our collective national history. Odd. I’m sure just an accidental omission from the Nazi Senator.
Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestiniansAndIranians🇵🇸🇮🇷 (@joneshowdareyou.bsky.social) reposted
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Alarming stuff from @ajc.com about local law enforcement coordination with ICE. Arm yourself with knowledge. “After arresting people, an ICE agent says friends or family members coming to claim vehicles could pose another opportunity: ‘(W)e can turn picking up the vehicle into another arrest.’”
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Tbh still dreaming about my ume takana onigiri from Onibaba. Pickled plum and mustard greens. Unreal.
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
“well this is certainly a bold departure from political norms!” as they are marched to the gulag
Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Thomas Zimmer (@thomaszimmer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
In a vacuum, that might sound good and noble. But these self-anointed guardians of bipartisanship and “unity” are radically failing the moment because they can’t or won’t grapple with the fact that “normalcy” politics is simply not an adequate response to an acute democratic emergency.
Thomas Zimmer (@thomaszimmer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There is an institutionalized culture of “unity” nostalgia that characterizes much of the Democratic Party. It is a core part of Democratic political identity that the responsibility to uphold the norms, protect the institutions, demonstrate bipartisanship lies almost exclusively with them.
Robert Black (@hurricanexyz.bsky.social) reposted
The sooner everyone recognizes this man as the leader of the Democratic Party, the better
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
This week’s @channel6.bsky.social newsletter is gold: “The stadium is empty and the champions of the Armed Forces Bowl have you in the kill room with the plastic sheeting up and everything.” Welcome to the NCAA, Bill.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s nominating himself for the Nobel He’s building a confederate statue at the WH He’s paving over another garden
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Best case scenario it’s another gaudy (sorry, “beautiful”) WH renovation.
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Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
15 year ago at least a buddy played golf with him, Smoltz, and Tiger. $10K a hole. Can’t imagine what they’re betting in this inflationary economy.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Many are saying.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Seattle in August is a bucket list experience, imo. Yes, I am posting this after onigiri at Onibaba. It is 61 degrees. I can’t go back to Atlanta.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It’s Labor Day but one place where there is no work is the cold vacuum of the eternal and unending cosmos where you can kick back and relax at Space Hotel, which is opening in only 15 months!
airplane ian (he/him) (@airplaneian.com) reposted
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted
The throw by Beck is so bad that the safety goes for the interception, which allows the receiver to make an incredible catch instead of possibly having his life ended
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
If it’s the 4th quarter and there are time outs left, WATCH OUT. Shit is about to lead to a fatality.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
The way I am pulling for Marcus Freeman and ND right now.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
I don’t have the tinfoil on my head yet, but I’ve definitely pulled it out of the pantry and set it on the counter.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Woke Guy Fieri. Maybe not the hero we want, but the hero we need.
Artologica aka Michele Banks (@artologica.net) reposted
New plan: we get Obama to demand the death certificate
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Every time they show the injury tent setting up, I have this image in my mind.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Having to remind myself I can appreciate the athleticism on the field without cheering for the respective coaches
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Holy shit 🤣
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
My feed is currently a titanic struggle between political BlueSky and college football BlueSky and I am willing it toward the latter
Hector Diaz (@iamhectordiaz.com) reposted
2024: Kalen DeBoer switches from t-shirt after loss to Vandy 2025: Kalen DeBoer unveils new mecha suit after Crimson Tide lose second game of the season
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yes. UGA gonna send Agent Muschamp on yet another assignment to destroy a SEC program.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Yo, DeBoer might for real not make it through a full second season.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
@juliusgoat.bsky.social check this shit out. LMAO. Fascism is so cruel and so, so very dumb.
Jason Garcia (@jasongarcia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The DeSantis administration currently has at least seven Florida Highway Patrol troopers just on anti-chalk duty: Two watching from a Dunkin Donuts next door and five more parked in the lot right behind them.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does this look like sad Greg Kinnear?
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
We’re gonna be posting this one until 2055
Jeff Schultz (@jeffschultzatl.bsky.social) reposted
Georgia was favored by 38.5. This game is not over.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
About to tell people my namesake is Zachariah Branch. What a debut for the Dawgs.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
The vibes of this team are 👌. Two offensive drives in and I’m already making reckless prognostications about how the season will unfold.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Is that… my Dawgs scoring on an opening drive? It can’t be.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Pausing my college football posting to share this welcome news.
Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted
The world’s greatest outlaw country band is back on tour today. Go Dawgs.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Dads everywhere weeping they can’t get pedantic during a football game anymore.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
This tracks because he’ll probably be in the Bay Area working for Warby Parker anyways after this
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
I know enough about watching college football to know that if the announcers are talking about their kids and hobbies, shit is not going well for you
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Read that again and tell me he’s not attracted to the stone patio
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit ICE has gone international
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
"FIVE-STAR QB STRUGGLING? BENCH HIM FOR A 26 YEAR OLD TWO STAR JUCO QB WHO CAN CRUSH A TWELVE PACK"
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social does Shutdown have sources who can confirm? Many are saying
ABKitch (@abkitch.bsky.social) reposted
Ted Cruz is there isn't he?
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s giving Ozymandias
Ryan Abrams (@ryanabrams.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
I still imagine the NCAA portal as a video game crate open.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
@edsbs.bsky.social is Arch Manning the Dallas Cowboys of NCAAF?
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Is McAfee getting sandbagged on these kicks? Because that kid left no doubt for $250K. (Also, if so, long live the con against McAfee and ESPN—go on and get paid, kids)
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Feels ripe for the Hamburgler to jump timelines and lead a palace coup.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
President stills fits the bill. And in the spirit of this post about growing up, we called it “Butthole” in high school because we were dumb adolescents (laudatory).
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Pre-Kirby UGA and post 28-3 Falcons fandom have prepared me. I’m a believer in Mike Mac, too.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna be a member of the 12s before this is all over. What a city.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
“Don’t run away from what you believe. Plan the flag and move on.”
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly a courageous human. This honestly isn’t a bad idea.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I’m glad we’re only at “pray without ceasing,” when we get to “eat ashes like bread and mingle your drink with years” we’ll be well and truly fucked.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
YES. It’s about becoming more human. Not learning to be a better friend of capitalism.
Josh McLaurin (@joshforgeorgia.bsky.social) reposted
I took this picture myself at the CDC protest today. These are among the hundreds of bullet holes in CDC headquarters windows, visible from the street. I heard today that the admin has no urgent plan to fix these windows. Imagine being a CDC employee going to work under these conditions
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
CDC staff with more integrity than most “elites” in this entire country. Thank you for your principled stand.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Spouse about to be at an AAP conference. Very first seminar: vaccine preventable diseases. Lord help us. Grateful for the medical providers standing in the gap while this regime absolutely takes a torch to public health and American healthcare in general.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Fighting for the second definition of democracy means fighting to secure a future where democracy remains possible. That’s a fight worth having. Can’t wait to see where else this book goes.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Relying solely on the *will of the people* means democracy self-defeating for it could end itself through a single election—as it is doing in the US. But democracy meaning the ongoing *right* to collective organizing and decision-making among *equals* means democracy should be self-reproducing
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Loving this from @ositanwanevu.com in The Right of the People: “Democracy isn’t about *the will* of the people winning out in a given collective decision. It’s about *the right* of the people to govern themselves through collective decision-making in the first place” (p. 68)
Benjamin Hoffman (@bhh.bsky.social) reposted
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
DGD
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Bill Cassidy ought to resign in shame, too (if he were capable of experiencing such a thing).
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it because this is where it all went wrong?
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Finally watched Sinners. Is Ryan Coogler even capable of making a bad film? I mean from Fruitvale Station to Black Panther to now. Goodness.
Uzza (@uzzamodea.bsky.social) reposted
Bella Chow
Ken Tremendous (@kentremendous.bsky.social) reposted
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
The Croque Monsieur. Why? It’s the sandwich equivalent of a slap if thrown correctly. Egg Salad as backup because its odor is a banned chemical agent. Finally, the meatball. Individual projectiles with a bread sword flourish.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
The DC Subway is about to have its best quarter ever.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, would be
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
As parody this is top tier youth pastor content
Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted
ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
S tier content
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
FINALLY THE PRESIDENT GETS TOUGH ON THE FASCIST PARAMILITARY TERRORIZING DC… Oh, just receiving news this applies to hoagie throwers only.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that include the masked fascists terrorizing DC residents or just the civilians resisting military occupation?
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Ofc, with a whole line of hamas electronic accessories (everyone knows that’s where they make the real money—not on the electronics themselves)
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
If you see some journalists at a hospital, you might just have to bomb them in case they have a hamas camera. Bombing a hamas camera will remind you that there’s probably a hamas camera bag and tripod set-up, too, so you’ll want to bomb the hospital again just for good measure.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Well perhaps the camera had a tripod. Had to bomb that, too.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Y’all ever feel like working from home is a little bit like house arrest?
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Has the bonus effect of just complete humiliation. There’s a reason that shit started duels.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
Wild when you layer evangelical Christianity over this. I grew up adjacent to circles promising masked government agents would be snatching people from homes, churches, and schools under the authority of a tyrannical president demanding absolute authority. They just had the party wrong.
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social)
You could build a whole syllabus off this one sentence: “But ‘appeasement hasn’t worked.’” You don’t say. www.wsj.com/economy/cent...
Zach Jones (@zachlj.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point if our Great Khan wants to give himself a military title and start walking around in fatigues, who am I to judge?