Can’t believe Donald the Dove would do this
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Can’t believe Donald the Dove would do this
The smug, shit-eating grin on this cretin as he lies on TV
The Republican Party is a criminal organization
Really disappointed in the brainworms for not finishing the job
When I want sublime very short stories I’ll crack any of the collections by Lydia Davis.
Fuck CBS. Fuck ‘em. Any journalist or artist with an ounce of self-respect and moral compass should decline to do business with them going forward.
Ha- I was 6 when my Dad took my 9-year old brother and me to see Jaws in the theater.
The VHS era was something else.
Ouch. I guess Morrison’s proto-punk nihilist poetry sung in a Sinatra-esque swagger backed by a better than average sounding LA bar band with a fat studio budget isn’t for everyone
At no point in the lead up to the accident was Rudy engaging in sketchy behavior, he was just trying to save a woman and this is the only statement authorized by Rudy!
On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was filming an advertisement where he had to "get his hands on two sweet cans" before closing with his endorsement, "These are Rudy's Schlitz," when his burgundy 1975 Cadillac Sixty Special Brougham was struck by the entire mafia.
“He was flagged down by a woman who was a victim in a domestic violence incident, no further questions”
AI music “creators”
🤔
“Macho Man” will be playing as rigor mortis sets in
As long as it wasn’t Adam Sandler and Fred Armisen doing the podcast
We’re going to eat people’s brains. Brains will be eaten, in accordance with the scientific method.
Totally cool that the corruption is all right out in the open
Malignant narcissism, nihilism, and brainworms controlling the decision making apparatus affecting the nearer and nearer term future of life and death on planet earth
Delete your publication
Good list 👇
“I was thinking of voting for the Dem in this race, but once I found out she was against strict voter ID laws, she lost my vote” - probably .00001 of voters, at the most
I try to use the stairs as much as possible.
NC election official drugging his grandkids’ ice cream is, get this, a Republican. Can you believe it
/in a voice that sounds like a fistful of gravel in a running dryer "Look at all these fucked up children."
Right, it’s not like the agencies did anything shady during the GWB administration
The gestapo is fucking terrorizing kindergarteners
Is this satire?
Dudes suck
Roberts was just calling big balls and strikes
He’s still pondering whether he’ll get to heaven or not
Why is this legal
Maybe I’ll live to quote dunk a fawning obituary
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
One of the most punchable faces ever
I can get you spreadsheets that show how saying this thing is a distraction from this other thing is polling just north of 50% in swing counties
Where’s the libertarian outrage? Ah nevertheless
I’m easily distracted
Maybe he’s trying to say all the senior citizens of NYC should eat shitty (but free) pizza.
We’re being told it’s a “distraction” from kitchen table issues and also “we all support local law enforcement”
Heat waves, storms, floods, droughts, fires will continue to rise & rise while authoritarian dipshits steer the ship of the global superpower, but we’ll just vibe code our way out of it
Vibe code my butt
Damn, I hadn’t considered the bottom lines of Mark Cuban’s financial accounts. Starting to rethink my priors.
Democrats say it’s 93 degrees in LA
Y’all won’t shut the fuck up about forcing us to vote for Newsom when instead you could put all that wasted energy towards boosting actually useful Dem politicians like this guy who aren’t trash bags.
Rakes in $10m in deferred compensation from his plastics co. after spending $9m of his own💰on his campaign. Then as Senator proceeds to vote to destroy any remaining vestiges of the public good. But at least he’s out there being a man of the people by appearing at weirdo conspiracy conferences.
These fascist goons must be stopped
I’m assuming any reference to the buzzsawing of journalists is off the table.
What do they have against hygiene?
I think he’s at 150% favorable. Perhaps 185% favorable.
Linear time is woke
Sure, the last one was a total shitshow, but you’re going to love the next one, because I’m Sam Altman, a gifted genius
Make toys toxic again
Just pump us up with all the diesel exhaust, connect the fucking hoses from those freely pouring gas cans straight into our veins
POTUS: slavery not so bad, actually
That would be doing journalism though
“Nazis can be really cuddly sometimes, and that’s why we can’t have nice things”
I should heed Mr. Mister’s advice and take these broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free
I have increasingly unsustainable credit card debt for this reason
He fares better on a live cover of Joni Mitchell’s Dreamland, the other bonus track on the Cardiff Rose disc, some nice rolling-thunder-y vibes on that one.
McGuinn!
TIL the 2004 reissue has a demo recording of a cover of Bowie’s Soul Love as a bonus track. It’s a bit rough but worth a listen.
If my last name were Musk, I’d feel the need to always say “no relation”
I don’t follow the NFL or really sports celebrity-dom at all but one of the only images of Brady I’ve seen was a few years ago in a commercial my brother filmed with this guy, and he looks…different here. Very different.
Somewhat relatedly, I feel so awful for the many good Stephen Millers out there
Altman is a visionary genius who is going to tap into cutting edge innovative engineering to power our AI-led future! (While our planet is engulfed in flames)
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
Another stellar batch of songs from Cass McCombs
Oof.
Maybe time for these niche old school moderate New England Republicans to switch parties already
Since Putin came to power there have only been two GOP presidents, including the current one. So maybe Clinton.
Turned it into a sordid looking house of corrupt pedophile horrors
More of this, more, more!
Speechwriter for LBJ
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
He also didn’t start the fire
Is there a smart way to submit to totalitarianism administered by utter dipshits, ask our three very wise editorialists making several hundred thousand per year
These fucking people my god
What if he fell, that would be a shame
Just say no
Looking forward in 2042 to the 50th anniversary reissue box set of Slanted & Enchanted
It’ll be fine, we’re going to be getting to work putting the screws in all the American made smartphones
Boo fucking hiss
Yes, obviously. Now fight to release the Epstein files and stop funding genocide.
Get up, a-get, get, get down The manosphere is a joke in your town
American exceptionalism
Tesla diner food looks fucking gross, to my non-amazement
Prompt: a group of tech industry billionaires get thrown into a shark tank.
Was he eating a big dish of beef chow mein?
Like, who thought this was a good idea?
“The starving child was no angel”
Wow, the CIA failed to poison the milkshake of Castro, a total milkshake fiend
Cocaine is brutal
On this here bluesky site? Spotify or youtube links maybe. I used to make mixes (cassettes, CDs) and mail them to people. Good times.
Cool playlist: Cool Places - Sparks w/ Jane Wiedlin Cool for Cats - Squeeze Through Being Cool - Devo Cool It Down - The Velvet Underground What Cool Breezes Do - Digable Planets
Woah
Where’s my Fugazi/Ride mashup
Leno already sucked and his dopey, misogynistic brand of comedy has aged terribly, so nice of him to poke his head into the public arena to remind everyone of this
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
He’s appealing to his base that they should care more about making America white again than about he and his fraudulent financier pals’ pedophilia and rape