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created November 11, 2023

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Peter needs his own show

2/9/2025, 3:44:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude shingles is a bad choice (not a choice). I had very mild shingles and man having it bad would suck

2/9/2025, 3:25:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This becomes conservative dogma and they start living in giant Eastern bloc style apartments

2/9/2025, 2:42:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That scar! Holy shit

2/9/2025, 2:33:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure did, but he caught it and then got knocked out

2/9/2025, 2:15:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:11:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a 2-4 win season? Max

2/9/2025, 2:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new leadership model with him was Back to the Future

2/9/2025, 2:08:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s got kids with lacrosse names doesn’t he? Kaddenn Belichick

2/9/2025, 2:04:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the good news for bill belichick is now everyone will be talking about how he stinks as a college football coach and not how weird his relationship seems to be

2/9/2025, 2:02:52 AM | 100 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania will announce Be Best II: The Re Be Bestening

2/9/2025, 2:00:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not on Truth Social by the way. Doesn’t mean it’s not happening, but he’s usually the announcer

2/9/2025, 1:59:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s gonna be the dumbest storyline of the season

2/9/2025, 1:53:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s the OC

2/9/2025, 1:49:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then yes. Just in general let’s not make the smart move appointing Barron Trump to the Supreme Court

2/9/2025, 1:47:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The specific number is less important than not having every appointment be a 40+ year decision. The smart move is appointing ideologically reliable, healthy teenagers.

2/9/2025, 1:44:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t plan for norms, only laws

2/9/2025, 1:35:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m for age limits and absolutely would have to end lifetime judicial appointments. I’m more enthusiastic about limiting judicial terms though.

2/9/2025, 1:26:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d beat him in prop bets over time in college football, but he might win the first one

2/9/2025, 1:13:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a long game and Belichick has a track record. They got this

2/9/2025, 1:09:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between Lipitor and Ozempic he’s got a while.

2/9/2025, 1:07:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoo NC’s center got whooped

2/9/2025, 1:01:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have beaten Michigan since Covid

2/9/2025, 12:58:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m really surprised there’s a Wendy’s there too

2/9/2025, 12:47:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would rename the White House for him if he resigned now

2/9/2025, 12:35:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked highlighting a NC true freshman left tackle after a false start and right before getting blown by for a tfl

2/9/2025, 12:32:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But medicine is much better and he’s not going to walk away

2/9/2025, 12:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bone petite?

1/9/2025, 11:51:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labs are autistic. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

1/9/2025, 11:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can make him a saint if we get to have a democracy

1/9/2025, 10:52:45 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruining fun with the truth

1/9/2025, 10:51:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The courts have proven their eagerness to help Trump out and so you’re pretty clearly correct he has significant levers to strong arm states

1/9/2025, 10:48:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jordon

1/9/2025, 10:33:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct

1/9/2025, 10:17:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zone Left (@zoneleft.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a funny bit where he made the starters change their names but I think this is Belichick’s granddaughter making a funny joke

1/9/2025, 10:16:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t know and won’t know for decades and we should be studying that. I bet Trump killed a bunch of studies on the topic

1/9/2025, 10:00:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to know why the universities give the conferences freedom to fine them about this…or anything at all. I get giving freedom to fine a coach, but if I’m Warde Manuel I would tell the Big 10 to pound sand before writing a check

1/9/2025, 9:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The original sin is having a really big school complex with one road in. No parking lot design fixes that problem. They gotta bus the kids out, actually get creative, or they’re doomed to wait in line

1/9/2025, 9:30:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That definitely the answer for an individual parent. The school could dramatically mitigate the problem by turning that giant grass area into lot. My kids’ schools are bigger than these, but they’re not in the middle of nowhere so a lot of people walk or bike.

1/9/2025, 9:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drum

1/9/2025, 6:36:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really is that easy. Little kids want to marry their parents, their dogs, their friends, their stuffies, whatever. Sex is a totally foreign concept. Marriage just means living together to them

1/9/2025, 6:32:51 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My teenager showed it to me and it actually made for a really good talk about racism because you could laugh about it and recognize what it would be like if the robot was a person instead

1/9/2025, 6:13:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The humidity really makes it feel a lot cooler

1/9/2025, 4:45:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only when mixed with diseased bird feces

1/9/2025, 4:41:04 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to start bleeding him quickly. Balancing humours needs to start early and works 100% of the time if the patient has strong mitochondria!

1/9/2025, 4:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People are logging onto express VPN dot com and using code UK Hack at checkout to get 3 months free. Then, they are masking their location as a lawless place like Russia or the United States and we can’t do shit about it! We’re helpless!!

1/9/2025, 4:38:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a 1600s court doctor to administer some bleeding. Most patients don’t survive because you start too late

1/9/2025, 4:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So again my honest answer would be reinvest. I’d find a way to give it away without getting my name on anything

1/9/2025, 3:03:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Return on Assets

1/9/2025, 3:27:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zone Left (@zoneleft.bsky.social) reply parent

If you think Luis Suarez might be coming I can understand flinching

1/9/2025, 3:23:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has an incredibly emotive face. It’s like a living set of emojis

1/9/2025, 3:16:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would absolutely be the guy who didn’t get the prompt and invested in high quality mutual funds.

1/9/2025, 2:20:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mellowing with age

1/9/2025, 2:17:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a good idea though

1/9/2025, 2:13:30 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Presumably written after they hung 7 on the Buckeyes

1/9/2025, 12:22:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t think of anything that could’ve gone better to be honest

1/9/2025, 12:17:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tremendous

1/9/2025, 12:15:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The very ill exception

31/8/2025, 11:42:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zone Left (@zoneleft.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he can fool rural areas for a a while because there is so little social cohesion and the economies in towns are already terrible. In suburbs—once house start going up for foreclosure it’s obvious and real bad

31/8/2025, 11:38:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is worth asking what the legal basis will be for granting him a shot at an extra term.

31/8/2025, 11:34:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the only way to get the numbers they want and they are still woefully short of where they want to be

31/8/2025, 11:21:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or differently put, he’s sick and old and laying in bed

31/8/2025, 11:14:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get he was trying to escape the best teams in the country. But (seriously) he’s in a worse spot in Bama than in Washington. Bama can’t just stockpile players anymore but their fans won’t care. They’ll never have an NIL advantage over bigger state teams.

31/8/2025, 10:53:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This reads two completely unrelated events. If the first one happened it was years ago

31/8/2025, 9:29:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it’s a real problem for me

31/8/2025, 3:57:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two of the least likable personalities in the sport coaching that game. I’m sure there’s lots of nice players, but man a small meteor on the postgame handshake would be fine

31/8/2025, 2:56:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peter!

30/8/2025, 11:07:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m expecting mashing against much littler guys so two plays

30/8/2025, 11:06:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can you tell? That site is basically unusable. There’s literally an ad after every post

30/8/2025, 11:03:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zone Left (@zoneleft.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I’m sure she never had signing authority for anything. He’s incredibly vulnerable because he signs a ton of stuff he obviously doesn’t read and has an auto pen he’d never acknowledge using. She or someone else could have revoked his trust by now

30/8/2025, 10:23:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not buy Melania rushing from wherever she lives to be by Trump’s side unless it’s to get him to rescind their prenup

30/8/2025, 10:13:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get DeBoer trying to get away from the best teams in the country but once you’ve got something going, don’t leave

30/8/2025, 10:09:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The legal money cannons are much, much larger than

30/8/2025, 10:03:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One thing that’s clear is the further into the transfer portal NIL period we get the less the traditional polls will have any idea who is good—especially early in the season

30/8/2025, 9:59:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can think of one other thing that happened—exactly one year later

30/8/2025, 9:55:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DeBoer is learning the evergreen lesson that once you figure shit out somewhere, don’t leave.

30/8/2025, 9:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got home from my son’s soccer game in time for the last 5 minutes. Was the whole game just him missing throws?

30/8/2025, 7:35:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not how they met

30/8/2025, 3:30:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best part is when you hear them crying when they are actually sleeping.

30/8/2025, 4:19:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man. I got back from deployment in August 2007 and managed to find a place with BTN in San Diego to watch that.

30/8/2025, 1:56:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pitch it to Breaston in the Alamo Bowl to finish a sad 7-5 season is as bad as things get folks.

30/8/2025, 1:50:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was back in the age of innocence. The very, very end

30/8/2025, 1:48:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s no way the claim is true. It’s absurd on its face

29/8/2025, 2:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is basically thought crime level shit. Anyone can sue anyone intending to do something even if no act has happened. It’s wild.

29/8/2025, 4:13:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have 3 fumbles—only one lost but still. Also missed a field goal. The story at Nebraska was Frost’s teams way underperforming their stats because of dumbassery.

29/8/2025, 3:59:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most unfundamental of nature’s coaches. Jim Harbaugh has a picture of him and James Franklin on punching bags.

29/8/2025, 3:48:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI, but it’s just so Morgan Freeman can narrate things forever

29/8/2025, 2:59:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The shoulder pads

29/8/2025, 2:53:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This part is Trump’s personal project. He really believes in his economic ideas

29/8/2025, 2:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:25:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took an AP Government class in high school. After the AP test we had to do a final exam, so the teacher gave us the citizenship test. We graded each other’s papers and were instructed to point and laugh if anyone got a question wrong. I think there were one or two

29/8/2025, 12:43:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sign me up!

29/8/2025, 12:13:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did anyone tell anyone?

29/8/2025, 12:01:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a great point

28/8/2025, 4:31:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean that is true. They’ve taken decades to destroy the democracy

28/8/2025, 2:54:19 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean you look at the shit he’s done to his body and to have him judge anyone is way outta bounds.

28/8/2025, 2:25:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The woke mid virus creates a surprising amount of HOA board members

27/8/2025, 9:02:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blow up the debt, blow up inflation. Send a small chunk of it back to you which will further blow up the debt and inflation? Galaxy brain shit

27/8/2025, 6:32:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine saying you have to check someone’s papers after their papers got washed away in a flood. Imagine saying that to a human

27/8/2025, 5:55:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this is an art rather than a science, but my general view would be that a state capital detracts from college town-ness.

27/8/2025, 5:53:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view