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13enster

@13enster.bsky.social

just a nerd who is concerned about global warming and the resurgence of fascism

created February 5, 2025

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Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Better to burn a flag than soil it on a traitor's coffin

29/8/2025, 3:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

We need this energy from the DNC www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsO_...

29/8/2025, 3:51:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Even if shaking hands did make bruises, wouldn't the tissue damage from squeezing be on the edges instead of the back? Either a tiny hands problem or they are hickeys from his lackeys.

29/8/2025, 3:26:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Running government like a business is evil. Running government like a Trump business is the express lane to financial ruin.

29/8/2025, 3:22:40 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

OK fine, his gravy pump is clogged up

29/8/2025, 3:18:55 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

If they gave a shit about mental health or the human heart, they wouldn't be led by psycopaths without human hearts.

29/8/2025, 2:26:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it's not like Paris is further north than Montreal

29/8/2025, 12:47:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

No thinking involved. Opinions that insane, stupid, and contemptuous of reason and science do not qualify as thought. A wet fart has more sense than RFK.

29/8/2025, 12:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

If RFKjr said it, then believe the exact opposite

28/8/2025, 8:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Derek Lowe (@dereklowe.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr. is an outright danger to this country, and he should resign or be fired. Do we still have the sort of government that does such things? Or have we turned into. . . that other kind. You know the one.

28/8/2025, 5:07:45 PM | 104 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

and the tator is short for tater tot, which describes both his size and predilictions

28/8/2025, 4:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Secretary Brainworm thinks this is wizard school and he can spit out a nonsense phrase like it is a magic spell. Worst cabinet member ever, and the list consists almost entirely of fellow Trumpasites

28/8/2025, 4:23:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

The party small enough to drown (us) in a bathtub

26/8/2025, 9:14:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Transparent is merely a description of how thin their skins are

26/8/2025, 7:45:18 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

26/8/2025, 1:47:59 AM | 17769 3515 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

more like the complete lack thereof

26/8/2025, 7:35:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

exhibit A in why he should never be in charge of anything at any time

26/8/2025, 7:31:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

says the guy who won't stop himself from molesting people

26/8/2025, 7:22:56 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

His tombstone is going to be a great urinal

26/8/2025, 7:16:51 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

His unincarcerated status is a high crime against the republic

26/8/2025, 6:55:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

and he isn't doing any of them!

26/8/2025, 6:32:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

This must be a record for the most cuck chairs in a single room

26/8/2025, 6:31:22 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Mandelbrot would be impressed at this perfect fractal of stupidity and greed

26/8/2025, 6:27:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

The closed captions just say "GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK"

26/8/2025, 6:21:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL as if any of these parasites see labor as anything other than raw material for wealth extraction

26/8/2025, 6:16:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

They can keep them if they take him and never come back

26/8/2025, 6:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

"Suck semper tyrannis!" - MAGA motto if they could read

26/8/2025, 6:01:50 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

and this time it's backwards and stripping all the gears!

26/8/2025, 5:58:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans are rooting for the eagle to shit all over the shield on the off chance that someone else might have to smell it

26/8/2025, 5:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

They would look better in orange jumpsuits

26/8/2025, 5:34:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

If this was a simulation, then his cognitive decline would hit an integer overflow and glitch to genius.

26/8/2025, 4:23:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

It's disappointing how quickly people are to idolize algorithms that obsequiously tell them what they want to hear, but not that surprising considering the PT Barnums of human history

26/8/2025, 1:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when we had a president who thought that women were human beings? I miss that.

26/8/2025, 1:43:39 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Subconsciously subtweeting your boss again, Lugnut?

26/8/2025, 1:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Little Donnie Johnnie, tears streaking his bronzer

25/8/2025, 3:47:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

"Ich kann gar nicht soviel fressen, wie ich kotzen möchte" -Max Liebermann, 1933, when the Nazis marched through the Brandenburg Gate

25/8/2025, 3:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

the garbage is in office

25/8/2025, 3:37:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

What about rubbing one's slimy, bronzer-caked face all over it? Asking for a petty tyrant

25/8/2025, 3:30:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Both are toxic. CO binds iron and messes up oxygen and electron transport. CO2 makes blood become too acidic. CO is ~1000 times as toxic as CO2 (100 ppm vs 100k ppm), but both can kill humans at much lower levels than it would take to displace all O2 - since normal air is ~21% O2

14/8/2025, 1:50:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't even need to be ONLY CO2. An atmosphere of 10% CO2 will kill a human in minutes. See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazuku

13/8/2025, 10:05:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds like a solid argument to stop funding the federal government under the GOP altogether.

12/8/2025, 10:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they move the capital to Mar A Lago?

11/8/2025, 3:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah the market is fucked, but I think your broker is using GPT-5 to graph stuff

9/8/2025, 1:13:50 AM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing Zeldin can smell are Donnie's naughty bits

8/8/2025, 4:16:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

It reminds me of grading sophomore organic exams and then listening to disappointed students try to argue for points. That heady mix of confidently incorrect and contradictory statements frosted with insincere flattery

8/8/2025, 4:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Persistence is key. There is a sweet spot for intelligence. They need to be smart enough to figure out whether they are persisting in the right direction or not. On the other hand, if they are too smart then they might see past the sunk-cost fallacy or realize that their advisor is not a deity.

8/8/2025, 4:07:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

🤮

8/8/2025, 12:12:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't know the difference between fluorine and fluoride, which is basic chemistry. Fluorine is the reactive element. Fluoride is the comparatively inert anion that forms after fluorine oxidizes something.

6/8/2025, 8:43:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Then, the recipient will ask their chatbot for the TLDR because who wants to read AI slop. Let's turn every communication into a game of telephone with bonus greenhouse gas emissions!

6/8/2025, 1:38:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

In Europe people can afford regular visits to the dentist, which include fluoridation. In the US, we put it in the water because otherwise poor kids teeth will be as soft as chalk.

6/8/2025, 11:38:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted

this work saved millions of lives in 2021, won the Nobel Prize in 2023, and is cancelled in 2025

5/8/2025, 9:58:15 PM | 7525 3055 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

He. Is. A. Monster.

5/8/2025, 11:05:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie's Nuthouse

1/8/2025, 6:21:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Palestinian children have been killed at a rate of more than one child per hour during Israel's war in Gaza. “A whole classroom of children killed every day for nearly two years,” UNICEF’s executive director said. Here are some of their stories: wapo.st/3UCiAjn

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Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

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26/7/2025, 7:53:16 PM | 8696 2188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved it but also loved Ebert's 1-star review: "Their 'Team America: World Police' is an equal opportunity offender... Like a cocky teenager who’s had a couple of drinks before the party, they don’t have a plan for who they want to offend, only an intention to be as offensive as possible."

24/7/2025, 11:01:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Let that sink in for a sec.

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22/7/2025, 6:39:48 PM | 35318 13669 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

The only good billionaires got it via inheritance or divorce. Everyone who "earned" their billions did it because they are broken inside such that no amount of money is ever enough and no amount of human suffering matters.

21/7/2025, 5:52:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skelly (@iid.bsky.social) reposted

do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists

20/7/2025, 6:46:51 PM | 7263 2050 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

The most exciting Discovery since Shark Week

18/7/2025, 9:12:24 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. They are welcome to go fuck themselves though

14/7/2025, 7:37:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad Peyton called Vanderjagt the "idiot kicker" because McAfee's brain is as smooth as polished marble

14/7/2025, 7:34:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

They forgot to say "takes a massive shit on" between "a trump presidency" and "truth justice and the american way"

11/7/2025, 11:27:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact: THIS president does not have the brainpower to run the taps in his bathtub

8/7/2025, 5:21:25 PM | 67 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

It's good to speak your truth no matter what everyone else says. P.S. can I have your cheese fries?

8/7/2025, 5:18:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the worst remake of Don Quixote ever

8/7/2025, 5:04:59 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone lacking the ambition to do better is no leader, secular or otherwise. This is just a dogshit attempt to avoid accountability.

6/7/2025, 6:04:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Pontius Pilate washes his hands

4/7/2025, 11:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

"waste, fraud, and abuse" is the Drumpf family motto

4/7/2025, 9:41:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

No melanin, no brains, no empathy

3/7/2025, 8:29:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

...which is 100% on brand

3/7/2025, 7:47:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Complete and utter madness. There aren't enough luxury watches for Noem to grift

3/7/2025, 7:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted

trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether

3/7/2025, 7:14:24 PM | 13026 3102 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

3/7/2025, 6:58:41 PM | 98438 38404 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

This is one of the worst days in American history and it is entirely self-inflicted. ICE has completely insane target numbers and a heartless partisan agenda. We are all in danger.

3/7/2025, 7:03:02 PM | 257 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Now playing - "Kill the Poor" by the Dead Kennedys

3/7/2025, 6:49:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

For America's birthday, the GOP borrowed Anton Chigurh's bolt gun and put her on ice

3/7/2025, 6:41:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

The amount of methane in the atmosphere goes up by 10 ppm every time she opens her mouth

3/7/2025, 2:38:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

sure, if by excited you mean a frothy mix of terrified, horrified, and alienated

3/7/2025, 2:37:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Do your fucking job and support your constituents instead of gaslighting them for a decrepit narcissistic psychopath

3/7/2025, 2:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the GOP congresscritters choosing not to work?

3/7/2025, 2:27:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

So she's announcing her resignation from Congress, then?

3/7/2025, 12:20:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like the scorpion and the frog, except this scorpion floats and lives to sting more dumbass frogs

3/7/2025, 12:10:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

He received 30 pieces of 45-47 TrumpSilver

3/7/2025, 12:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved that site, especially the parody wartime propaganda posters. I'm glad they failed to bully you into silence.

3/7/2025, 1:13:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

"Mikey Johnson" should be a euphemism for erectile dysfunction

2/7/2025, 10:13:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trickle Down Economics is a non-consensual golden shower from a sociopath with prostate issues

1/7/2025, 11:20:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Rogers (@jetjocko.bsky.social) reposted

No you cannot determine which drugs are safe and effective with machine learning. You cannot. It will not work. People will die.

1/7/2025, 9:15:58 PM | 654 208 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/7/2025, 12:01:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

If yelling at flasks worked, I would have finished my PhD in a fortnight

30/6/2025, 6:47:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noam Ross (@noamross.net) reposted

"In a dangerous sleight of hand, Mr. Kennedy goes before cameras to make a big deal about food dyes and bizarre claims about autism while his department erases programs to address the nation’s leading chronic diseases." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

30/6/2025, 11:14:53 AM | 229 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Throw as much sand in the gears as you can!

28/6/2025, 9:28:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture •Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

The image features two round-headed screws with Phillips heads. Above the screws is text that reads
27/6/2025, 7:42:35 PM | 504 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

We are living in precarious times.

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Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

He should probably stay away from casinos if that's how he thinks cards work

27/6/2025, 9:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

the contempt is mutual

27/6/2025, 2:45:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

That biology quote is so dumb. When was the transistor invented again? Is making a shinier Skinner box really something to brag about?

27/6/2025, 12:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Henry Rollins wore the wrong color body paint when he sang "Liar"

27/6/2025, 12:19:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In his world, being a transactional coward in the soulless pursuit of quarterly earnings is probably a flex

26/6/2025, 1:03:26 AM | 87 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 13enster (@13enster.bsky.social) reply parent

Deadline: Pedro Pascal to play Glup Shitto on Disney+ in 2027 because this IP wasn't cheap and the mouse needs more cheddar

25/6/2025, 1:45:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view