🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦
@5quint.bsky.social
Retired Firefighter who has no time for your bullshit and will call you out.
created November 18, 2024
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🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Crossing borders is about to get fun. With RFK Jr.’s new health policies rolling out, don’t be surprised if vaccine records become your new passport. International travel might soon mean proving your immunization status—whether you like it or not. The era of medical paperwork at customs is here
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Strong Loudon Wainwright III vibes.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
In a country that prides itself on devotion—whether to God, guns, or the Constitution—it’s no surprise that Trump’s popularity feels more like worship than support. His base doesn’t flinch at scandal, policy failure, or shifting narratives. They believe. And belief, in Trump, is sacred.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you operating under the VPN?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, Dr Kennedy. Oh wait... 🤦🏻♂️
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
All even #s are on the West and South sides of the street, or, on the left as the numbers get higher. South end starts at 500 with the 4 digits starting at Inglis, running North with Quinpool being 2000. The harbour front starts at 5000 and runs West with 6000 being Robie.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom's hands looked similar to that just prior to her passing. So... Fingers crossed? 🤞🏻
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
A 4 digit address tells you you're on the peninsula. Joe Howe and Dutch Village Rd separate it from the mainland.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
The Onion is going to have to up their game if they want to stand apart from the ridiculousness going on in MSM.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain this 2nd Amendment again?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
🧱🧱🇨🇦BUILD THAT WALL🇨🇦🧱🧱
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought there was no way he would be re-elected but here we are.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
They were doing neither.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon States... Get United.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Those who voted for him just don't give a shit until they start to smell it. This isn't even close to their radar. Maybe if it was owned by Budweiser, they'd raise a brow. 🤷🏻♂️
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
My last keeper suite was for Windows 95. I refuse to pay rent for software
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Open Office will most likely fit your needs.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Once this mess is behind you, there’s serious work to do. You need to make sure the presidency never again becomes a sandbox for a tantrum-prone toddler with a Twitter account. The system wasn’t designed to handle someone who treats governance like a game show. Time to build better guardrails.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't this the "Tyrannical Government" on which everyone was hanging their 2nd Amendment hat? 🤔
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
The road blocks everyone was talking about, turned out to be just dominos.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
This child is a gift. My daughter could name over 200 Pokemon when she entered school but couldn't get her shapes correct. Life's crazy sometimes.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anybody gotten to the bottom of exactly who "they" are? Are "they" in the room with him right now?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump decides to send troops into cities like Chicago or New York, he’s playing with fire. These aren’t places that will quietly accept a federal show of force. One wrong move, one miscalculation, and things could go sideways fast. This isn’t about restoring order—it’s about provoking chaos.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Like that even moves the meter at this point. You're going to have to do much better than that.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Too many people mistake the noise from the Right as ignorance and stupidity. But here you are. It’s time to stop treating them like fools and start recognizing them for what they are: manipulative, dishonest, and relentlessly hungry for power.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of a line from Batman Begins. "I’m not obligated to end you. But I’m under no obligation to save you either.".
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Or one that kicks you in the teeth when you crack open a new bottle instead of refilling the previous one.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe someone received a backhand?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider this an overdue reality check, Democratic cities. The kumbaya politics and virtue-signaling have run their course. If the shoe were on the other foot, the 2nd Amendment crowd would've already made their presence felt—in full force. But sure, keep pretending civility is a winning strategy.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
But there's zero problem accessing a porn site? Age verification is a joke
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how quiet the Second Amendment crowd gets when the moment they’ve been preaching about actually arrives. Wasn’t this supposed to be their line in the sand? Oh wait… turns out loyalty to Trump trumps everything else.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like Patel just shart himself.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Comer’s calling Biden’s pardons unconstitutional? You don’t get to cry foul while playing the same game. Anyone who thought they were safely tucked away behind a presidential signature might want to start sweating. This can of worms could turn into a full-blown nest of vipers
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
And that's all the time we have for today... 🤦🏻♂️
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like everyone is leaving with a box of something.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course you don't get the joke when YOU'RE the joke.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Levitt brought up European leaders heading to the U.S. within 48 hours. I knew she’d circle back to the previous admin eventually. She held off longer than usual, which almost had me fooled. But sure enough, right at the end—there it was. She just can’t help herself.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, voting is tough work. Some actually get it right.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
For an administration that claims to despise the media, they sure cozy up fast when it suits them—just don’t ask anything “nasty.”
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
His brain stopped developing in the 50s.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
"Peace in our time?". Heard that one before.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
HCR with Central spryfield school in the background. Dentith ahead and Sussex off to the left, out of frame.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely those roads are wide enough to facilitate a constant flow of traffic.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
They are just as good as food.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure... What could go wrong? "Yes, we’re en route—just need assistance moving the bollards to get our emergency vehicles through."
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
So, is Blue where you can actually see your neighbour?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how conflicts wrap up when the underdog gives in. Donnie’s acting like he can pressure Zelenskyy into giving up land and just calling it quits. The Art of the Steal.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless you're expecting zombies to start roaming the streets, this level of law enforcement feels excessive.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Your political infrastructure is an absolute farce. Still, I suppose congratulations are in order for managing to keep it afloat this long.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
He said... "You're wearing 2 different shoes."
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Knew a fella who would drink a case of Pepsi during the course of a 24hr shift. He drinks cream now. Coffee cream. Straight. His Tummy's not so good these days.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Markwayne Mullin refuses to wear a seatbelt—just in case he needs to leap out during a carjacking. Peak policymaker logic: fantasy over safety. When he gets pulled over, I’m sure it’s “Do you know who I am?” followed by a heroic stare into the middle distance.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't be surprised if he drafts his own set of Commandments next.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
"The city was not prepared to construct the underpass. No real planning had been conducted, and no design work." Definitely an understatement. The intersection at Grand Haven and the curb lane disappearing into Vitalia CT, is going to get someone killed. Nobody uses the curb lanes.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
And they make fun of the way we speak. lol
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
"Let them eat brioche". Whoops, I meant Cake.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay… then go after them. Is that supposed to be a defense? Or just a weak distraction? If you’ve got names, release the files. Otherwise, it’s just noise.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Always start at the exit
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
You can lay a lot of this mess at the feet of the House. They’ve abandoned any real leadership—ceding power, dodging accountability, and letting chaos reign. When the branch meant to check the executive becomes a spectator, the whole system starts to rot.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
You only “get along” with Zelenskyy because he’s got enough self-control not to say what he really thinks of you. Diplomacy isn’t agreement—it’s restraint. And Zelenskyy’s been showing Olympic-level patience.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay… then go after them. Is that supposed to be a defense? Or just a weak distraction? If you’ve got names, release the files. Otherwise, it’s just noise.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump says he’s “going to Russia.” Turns out, he means Alaska. But don’t worry—he’ll still be able to see Russia… from the crazy lady’s back porch.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are Woodward and Bernstein when you need them?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump says everything he does is “for the country.” So… does the country need a $200M ballroom? Or an Oval Office that looks like it was imported from a Dubai hotel lobby? If it’s really about the people, why does the White House feel more like a palace than a place of leadership?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump truly believed he could end the war immediately, then by his own timeline, the conflict should already be over. Instead, the situation remains volatile, and his “Day One” promise looks increasingly like political theater rather than a concrete plan.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
One minute on the wrong side of the bathroom door has you beat.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
The only pushback I’m seeing from the Right right now is about the Epstein files. That seems to be their sole focus. If what you’re saying is true, they need to wake up and say ENOUGH. This isn’t the time for selective outrage.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
The Left keeps saying, “This isn’t what the people want.” But let’s be real: it is what the people who voted for him want. This isn’t a glitch—it’s the plan. You won’t change minds by pretending they didn’t mean it.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Abbott is a reminder that having a disability doesn’t automatically make someone virtuous or admirable—character is a separate matter entirely.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
But somehow, you know, the "Sun" is on your side. Regardless of what you do. So long as you tell the sketchy guy behind the curtain and ask for forgiveness, everything is fine. Off to begin a new week of terror.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
He compares it to Dresden? But Dresden was ~20k dead, not the 200k Goebbels claimed. And no one defends that firebombing today—it’s seen as a needless atrocity. So if your argument is “we’ve done horrific things before,” that’s not a defense. That’s a confession.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
They're just looking for stuff to whine about. Hateful assholes to the core.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the only thing she can recall about Indiana.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Dean Cain teaming up with ICE? Seems appropriate—his acting career’s been frozen solid for years.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
That was her takeaway? All about her. 🤦🏻♂️
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
For the last five years or so, I've only mowed a handful of times throughout the season. I used to be out every week and a half, to two weeks.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
How much taxpayer money is this administration burning chasing retribution? Not justice. Not accountability. Just pure political vengeance. Would be nice if someone crunched the numbers—because this isn’t governance, it’s a grudge match on the public dime.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Another “hoax”? Really? Even MAGA die-hards must be tired of that broken record. The Epstein files weren’t a hoax when Trump said he’d release them before the election. That was a promise. A moment. And then—poof. Funny how “hoax” only gets thrown around when the truth gets too close to home
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
SECURITY! 🦤
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I look, it makes me laugh.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
It's curious how anyone who criticizes the Republican Party is so quickly branded as "far left," regardless of their actual views.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
What was that song from Motley Crue? Ah, yes... "Hell in High Heels" That more or less sums her up.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Public official accounts should have a "Bullshit" button.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES EPSTEIN FILES
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
We could wax poetic about the ‘power’ of one man, but let’s not pretend it’s Powell. At best, he’s the last piece of tape holding a crumbling façade together. And as for the others—every sanctimonious word they spit out just begs to be hurled right back at them, twice as hard.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democrats can talk all they want—it never seems to register. If change is going to happen, it’ll have to come from within his circle. I’ve never seen a cult fall apart because of pressure from the outside.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe the outcome reflects the choices made by those who actually voted. What frustrates me more are the ones who didn’t bother to cast their vote—they had the power to influence change, but chose not to.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Stray Cats.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Her replacement is going to be looking for plastic sheeting on the floor.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Translation... We still have some institutions to dismantle.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like anything else that is out of range of your senses.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Feelgood is going to have to start wheeling in crates of wine, now?
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the hardest lessons in life is realizing you can't outplay someone who doesn’t play by the rules—and isn’t afraid of the consequences. It’s not a fair fight, and it never will be.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, he's not leaving. At least, not inside his head.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
And the US in general. You elected this man.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy the fruits of your authoritarianism. Hard to muster sympathy when this outcome was chosen through an election.
🇨🇦 Glenn 🇨🇦 (@5quint.bsky.social) reply parent
They certainly are associated with one another.