Andrew Carlson

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My response, before immediately asking the question again

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My favorite thing is the current state of the board. Because Berry wrecked in the first lap and has just recently gone back out, he’s 126 laps down, behind someone that is out of the race, but also has the fastest lap.

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Has something to do with it being VT and how they treated his dad, I think.

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It’s the ones like Peru that surprise me most.

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Biden’s auto pen was pretty prolific. Maybe he can hire that and then not pay it.

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Giving a bit of John Randle

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Some guys have great biceps, pecs, calves, or delts. Seal has his temporales.

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Can’t disagree at this point

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International respect is really flowing now.

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Cool get into nearly every city north of 50k in the Bible Belt and I’ll believe you.

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Let’s see the data backing these numbers up, you vapid twat.

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Oh ok let’s get some more funding to properly study mental health issues and possible treatments to help those with them.

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Just making it clear that they were a law enforcement officer they don’t have to respect.

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“This hasn’t worked all game, but maybe it will now when it’s completely unnecessary to take any risk whatsoever.”

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End it on the ground with a conversion of a 4th and 1.

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Miami is pretty good again. *actually looks at image*

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Oh no now we have to hate college football too?

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Blue Angels > Thunderbirds

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I’m not seeing a whole lot of glazing around.

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Agreed. And the Jets one is too much Raiders energy. These are silly.

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Just say black my guy. We all know you don’t mean “urban.”

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Always ready, always there.

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Every billionaire is scum. Take it all.

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I don’t think they went far enough

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Minnesota State Fair DNR fish cam update

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He knows this puts MPLS on the dictator’s hit list and he’s doing it anyway. Bravo.

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Aww it looks like Lucas.

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“Special Assistant.”

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Pretty incredible how often the women that lost to this dipshit were 100% correct, isn’t it?

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Looks like Antifa to me

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Worse for you, maybe.

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Just put Blut und Boden on it already.

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Like the gauges on a Buick.

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Also remarkable how punchable every one of their faces is.

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Seriously. We still hear about how Walz referred to outstate Minnesota as “mostly rocks and cows” and it was nine years ago. The snowflake accusations have always been projection.

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As if we needed more evidence that “woke” has no definition.

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Yes a very authentic raper of children.

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How often do people usually necessarily expect something

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First, lie. Second, how exactly would that mean it isn’t a power grab?

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Yeah but were you on your way to a country club?

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Wow such an alpha letting supposedly elderly morons get under his skin.

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Look at the states.

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Heads up, Taiwan.

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I mean, Ukraine was wearing an awfully short skirt.

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Hey there’s a token South African in there for fun.

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Good time to remind everyone that the executive branch doesn’t make laws.

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Yeah. I want to remind everyone that Roger Marshall is a complete fucking moron.

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The rest of Ukraine.

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Obligatory: Did Nazi that coming.

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The Epstein files are a nuclear warhead.

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Ever notice how Sublime fans never get older?

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But whateva!

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Counterpoint: The fuck he is.

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Well that’ll certainly affect the tides.

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I’d put in Pictish or Polabian.

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Just a quick reminder that arrested != convicted

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It also slaps

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Name em you vapid twat.

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Sir those were officers telling you to buckle up.

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Still whined about a shitty tip, I bet.

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What is a number, anyway?

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Yeah you tend to get “approval” when you’re fucking invaded.

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Hey I saw Forrest jump into the reflecting pool and that’s a no-no.

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Big lifted super duty energy.

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“The sitting president is one of several pedophile rapists.” isn’t a defense.

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But we just gave them all of our money. This is ridiculous. Has there ever been a moment in history where the elite treat the poor so badly?

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It is nowhere near the best, but I’ve rewatched Constantine every 7-8 months for twenty years now.

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Nah. I mean he is, but too obvious. Oh, Joel in The Last of Us though, very very bad guy.

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Heads up, Don Draper isn’t a good guy.

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“From now on we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. It’s not a miracle; we just decided to go.” is a HELL of a quote.

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The word you’re looking for is “steal.”

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They just burned the budget for agencies that provided research and improved warning systems, so it is interesting to call out decreasing deaths here.

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Also a good moment to point out that what drove fewer deaths was research that improved warning systems, which of course they just gutted.

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Every time I hear this dipshit speak:

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Related: Reports of totally understandable violent crime ticked up a tiny bit.

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My response would have been “Does it matter if I say no?”

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Zebulon’s monument still bigger

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Someone put this to Frank giving the Schuylkill River tour, please.

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“Texans don’t run from a fight [that they’ve rigged].”

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Ron isn’t registered period. Also…

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Millions of peaches. Peaches for me.

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