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@analogvampire.bsky.social

Writer; poet; stand-down comedian. Lawyer at the law firm of Dewey Cheatem and Howe.

created December 15, 2024

5,278 followers 3,440 following 1,142 posts

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Profile picture Kendall Dix (@kendalldix.bsky.social) reposted

This is the secretary of energy and also why climate advocates almost universally feel like jumping into a volcano.

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2/9/2025, 8:55:34 PM | 1097 286 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"

2/9/2025, 8:21:38 PM | 12509 3640 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Him and Elanor Rigby.

2/9/2025, 6:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm objective enough to be able to separate an author's bad politics from their atrocious writing.

2/9/2025, 6:23:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Last weekend, I retraced the steps of two of the most important moments in American (and Chicago) labor history, starting with the Haymarket Massacre. But the Haymarket Massacre wasn’t just a tragedy. It still provides a compass for us to fight against fascism today:

2/9/2025, 6:02:05 PM | 2206 536 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted

New class action is filed challenging the masking of Trump's secret police. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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2/9/2025, 5:28:12 PM | 35 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨Bland Potato ✨ (@blandpotato.bsky.social) reposted

Elon Musk has a net worth of $415 billion Which means he could spend over $28 MILLION DOLLARS A DAY for the next 40 years before he ran out of money…. TAX THE FUCKING RICH

1/9/2025, 12:00:17 PM | 354 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

*crab-walked

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say
14/5/2025, 5:03:05 PM | 17206 2903 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape (@breakify.bsky.social) reposted

If you live in a police state and you're allowed to do something, it's not because you have any degree of freedom. It's because what you're doing isn't a threat to power.

1/9/2025, 5:29:12 PM | 80 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 (@jasondogwood.bsky.social) reposted

Starting today, 2.4M Americans, including kids, lose SNAP food benefits. Stores like Freshly’s Market in Mississippi that serve low-income communities expect a 35–45% drop in sales. Children will go hungry & employees at Freshly's lose jobs. Welcome to trickle-down starvation.

1/9/2025, 7:06:04 PM | 1162 662 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Yesterday's Russian mechanized assault in Donetsk was carried out by five assholes in a Lada. At this rate, Russian forces will reach the homeland in approximately one thousand years.

1/9/2025, 8:17:08 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patti Olivier EPSTEIN FILES NEVER FORGET (@patti3333.bsky.social) reposted

www.greenmatters.com/pn/japanese-... Some GOOD NEWS to share Japanese Scientists develop plastic that dissolves in seawater in a few hours !! It can also breakdown in soil taking about 200 hours SEE WHY SCIENCE MATTERS

1/9/2025, 6:29:21 PM | 830 296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

Being a tomato dumper is hard work. This crew of 28 pickers harvests thousands of 24lb buckets a day. That makes for a lot of work for the two dumpers. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay

1/9/2025, 8:01:03 PM | 1407 361 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

1/9/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 6547 1285 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted

The invasion flotilla for Venezuela moves into place. This will make that Nobel Peace Prize a snap!

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1/9/2025, 3:43:30 AM | 27 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyiv Post (@kyivpost.com) reposted

Ukrainian intelligence says Russia’s top tank maker depends on more than 260 Western-made machines that require foreign parts and updates — exposing a major gap in sanctions. www.kyivpost.com/post/59254

1/9/2025, 11:25:20 AM | 1161 457 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards http://theonion.com/texas-blocks-law-that-would-ban-gun-stores-from-operating-inside-psych-wards/

Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards
1/9/2025, 3:00:50 PM | 1908 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

That's like saying I can't wait to get branded on the face.🤮

1/9/2025, 2:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

The National Guardners

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1/9/2025, 2:14:00 PM | 9569 2583 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted

Id heard that Cantor Fitzgerald, the Wall Street firm formerly run by Commerce Secy Lutnick and now run by his sons is one of the big buyers of these refund rights. Turns out it’s already public back in July when they were buying them at 20 to 30 cents on the dollar. www.wired.com/story/cantor...

31/8/2025, 10:44:51 PM | 625 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

This earthquake is giving real vibes.

1/9/2025, 12:18:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Truthdig (@truthdig.com) reposted

The Trump administration canceled nearly 700 CDC grants worth $11 billion. Democratic-led states sued and won injunctions. Republican-led states largely lost funding.

1/9/2025, 12:00:49 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:10:21 AM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I will not have my fwiend Bigus Dickus widiculed by the common soldierwy.

1/9/2025, 12:04:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't care if "Today's demonic killer was a mentally disturbed man who identified as a radish". That changes nothing whatsoever about kids being killed with an assault rifle someone sold legally to a "mentally disturbed man".

31/8/2025, 11:40:56 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The White House is a crime spree zone.

31/8/2025, 11:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, he's still alive. With all that's going on, Trump just chose to write a screed on Truth Social about the baseball HOF, Roger Clemens and Pete Rose. None of the staffers ghostwriting posts for him would ever think to post that inane drivel. Proof of Stupidity also provides Proof of Life.

31/8/2025, 11:32:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The White House is a crime spree zone.

31/8/2025, 11:20:30 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

If Trump had successfully hacked the voting machines, he would be calling for EXCLUSIVE USE of voting machines in the next cycle, not paper ballots. He's calling for paper ballots because they can be more easily manipulated. This would be unnecessary if the voting machines were hacked.

31/8/2025, 10:52:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture EvilBunny Pottymouth Resists The Cultists every day! (@mrsquirrel.bsky.social) reposted

Ukrainians Penetrate Russian Flanks and Retake a Town! YouTube video by RFU News — Reporting from Ukraine Aug 31, 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb50...

31/8/2025, 10:17:15 PM | 17 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

For decades, Republicans in Washington have told us that tax cuts would trickle down to workers. Instead, wealth and power have accumulated in the hands of the richest 1% at the expense of the rest of us. Trickle-down economics was never supposed to work. It was a hoax.

30/8/2025, 10:01:07 PM | 4554 1279 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The White House is a crime spree zone.

31/8/2025, 10:03:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I also don't care if my plumber can crochet mittens.

31/8/2025, 9:57:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leonard Pierce (@leonardpierce.bsky.social) reposted

Mayors are not named crazy stuff like "Zohran Mamdani". Mayors have regular American names like "Fiorello LaGuardia"

31/8/2025, 3:05:55 PM | 1303 154 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

NEW: Since corporate media won't call for Trump's resignation, I will. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/trump-must...

31/8/2025, 8:31:26 PM | 7236 1994 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

They've never read a dictionary.

31/8/2025, 8:28:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Truthdig (@truthdig.com) reposted

As U.S. destroyers move off Venezuela’s coast, oil-funded nonprofits in Washington are driving the debate over sanctions, engagement and even military intervention. www.truthdig.com/articles/mee...

31/8/2025, 8:01:23 PM | 3 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:54:12 AM | 113 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

This Labor Day weekend as we enjoy barbecues and picnics, let's remember the farm workers who labor so hard to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay

31/8/2025, 4:19:55 PM | 1504 538 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nancabell.bsky.social (@nancabell.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 4:08:57 PM | 2252 764 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture #VeryAsian Eric (@ektaka.bsky.social) reposted

This is exactly what the Blue states should do. If all the federal social and health services are being cut and the only thing the federal government IS paying for us unwanted fascist stormtroopers kidnapping and abusing the residents of the states it's time to cut the federal government off.

30/8/2025, 8:31:36 PM | 19 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

“Tomas” was tilling the soil in this vegetable field near Bakersfield CA. By 11am it was 97° on this day and Tomas was thankful for the little protection the tractor cab offered from the sun and blowing dust. #WeFeedYou #Calor

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31/8/2025, 5:30:59 PM | 385 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

I'm still waiting for the relentless onslaught of media demands for a press conference and calls to resign.

31/8/2025, 5:27:12 PM | 14297 3667 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The only encouraging thing here is that if Trump and Musk really had control over the voting machines, paper ballots are the last thing they'd ask for.

31/8/2025, 5:23:50 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damon Butler (@damondaemon.bsky.social) reposted

If we have to become an authoritarian state, can we at least get eco-cities, bullet trains, and renewable energy?

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31/8/2025, 2:19:23 PM | 8612 1734 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:37:52 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin Marty (@robinmarty.com) reposted

Ouch…

Four panel cartoon. First panel has female presenting white person with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt saying “today we are going to learn about insurance!” Second panel has woman talking to the edge of a brown desk, with bubble that reads “hey insurance, I am injured and I need some of that money I give you for in case I get injured.” Third panels is the woman sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading “insurance.” She wears a black top hat and a gold necklace with a dollar sign, and piles of bags with dollar signs on them are behind her. The bubble above her head says “no.” The fourth panel has the woman back to regular dress saying “and that is how insurance works!”
30/8/2025, 4:31:08 PM | 11461 2191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaac Dovere (@isaacdovere.bsky.social) reposted

New executive order from the Chicago mayor affirms” that Chicago police will not “collaborate with federal agents” on joint patrols or arrests pursue “avenues to resist coordinated efforts from the federal government” www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/p...

30/8/2025, 4:23:04 PM | 88 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Ott, Author (@bubba687.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 11:31:07 AM | 2098 743 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:50:28 PM | 12 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture #VeryAsian Eric (@ektaka.bsky.social) reposted

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨Great advice! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

30/8/2025, 3:51:43 AM | 13 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.

30/8/2025, 2:47:27 AM | 7660 2451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jan Rosenow (@janrosenow.bsky.social) reposted

There’s a persistent myth that new solar farms don’t really help tackle climate change because panels are “made with coal” and “never pay back” their carbon debt. This is simply false. - UN: solar ~8x cleaner than gas, ~19x than coal per kWh - panels repay CO2 in 4 months; save 57x over life

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30/8/2025, 8:46:20 AM | 2478 896 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

"Now, with the help of the United States Supreme Court..." This is the real problem.

29/8/2025, 11:16:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not even the scandal of the last four minutes.

29/8/2025, 10:37:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

These goons claim they want to cover their faces to avoid someone doxxing them and hurting their family, but you know that if things were reversed they'd all be falling over themselves to doxx YOU and hurt YOUR family. Every accusation is a confession.

29/8/2025, 10:12:20 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marianne Martin (@mariannemartin.bsky.social) reposted

I think it's not talked about enough how there's a system around this to make it possible. Companies are not just "paying absent people for two years" over there. There is a culture and a civilization around this stuff that makes sure FEW people are stuck in illness (or incarcerated forever etc)

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29/8/2025, 7:21:57 PM | 635 140 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Corporations socialize their losses and privatize their gains.

29/8/2025, 7:24:30 PM | 4978 1792 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anton Gerashchenko (@antongerashchenko.bsky.social) reposted

War is not about numbers or metal.War is about people Today is Remembrance Day for the fallen Defenders of #Ukraine We have lost&continue losing our best people -heroes of Ukraine&Europe.Eternal memory&eternal glory to those who gave their lives for Ukraine.May their deaths&heroism not be in vain.

29/8/2025, 6:30:31 PM | 895 237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Orban's face always looks like he just shit in his pants.

29/8/2025, 5:42:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The proof of an actual dictator's real power is that they can just hang up their picture everywhere without having to conceal it behind a dumbass slogan.

29/8/2025, 5:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Kikuchi (@curatorian.bsky.social) reposted

Microsoft Teams: How was the sound quality?

F-35 pilot held 50-minute airborne conference call with engineers before fighter jet crashed in Alaska
29/8/2025, 7:12:23 AM | 299 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for Keeping Hope Alive.

29/8/2025, 5:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Say hi to the doctor for me when it arrives.

29/8/2025, 5:05:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Kristi Noem and Donald Trump won't stop fighting until all Puerto Ricans are deported from Puerto Rico and sent back to their own country.

29/8/2025, 4:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A-Paul-ed (@a-paul-ed.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 4:21:52 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Paul Dorfman (@drpauldorfman.bsky.social) reposted

Finland has inaugurated the world’s largest sand battery this week, a 1 MW/100 MWh thermal storage system, 15 meters wide, delivers 1 MW thermal power, 100 MWh storage, contains 2,000 tons crushed soapstone. www.pv-magazine.com/2025/08/28/w...

29/8/2025, 7:41:35 AM | 422 118 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted

No notes

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29/8/2025, 2:14:40 PM | 14602 4141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Any actual doctor will do.

28/8/2025, 10:30:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Any time I want the Starbucks taste experience I buy a cup of regular drive-thru coffee and dump my ashtray into it.

28/8/2025, 9:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Passing legislation requiring the secretary of HHS to be a licensed MD seems like a pretty good idea.

28/8/2025, 9:08:25 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Jonathan Loves X-Men (@jonathanlovesx-men.bsky.social) reposted

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

28/8/2025, 1:06:34 PM | 3193 917 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ai liker (@avengingfemme.bsky.social) reposted

great you guys did it the computer can call the cops on you now

28/8/2025, 2:17:02 AM | 49 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The proof of an actual dictator's real power is that they can just hang up their picture everywhere without having to conceal it behind a dumbass slogan.

27/8/2025, 9:50:02 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

His rifle had a death threat against Trump painted on it. Actual, non-performative US RW extremists know that Trump is a just a charlatan using sympathetic rhetoric to hijack their 'causes' for his own personal profit. Real white supremacists aren't named Fuentes or Tarrio.

27/8/2025, 8:38:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

They should have deployed the Ryet Police.

27/8/2025, 3:52:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Kikuchi (@curatorian.bsky.social) reposted

This is my bin bag There are many like it, but this one is mine My bin bag is my best friend It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bin bag is useless. Without my bin bag, I am useless. 🫡

27/8/2025, 7:51:48 AM | 86 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the updates

26/8/2025, 8:08:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you explain to the layman whether or not a vacated "excessive fine" now means there will be no fine? Thanks

26/8/2025, 7:50:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

And here I've been thinking all along that it was mostly racism. Bless my heart.

24/8/2025, 9:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

If I was a white 1960s music critic who really just wanted to say "It's catchy, but I don't like black people", that Otis Redding review would be my masterpiece.

24/8/2025, 9:06:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Open Culture (@openculture.bsky.social) reposted

The Gestapo Points to Guernica and Asks Picasso, “Did You Do This?;” Picasso Replies “No, You Did!”

23/8/2025, 4:57:58 PM | 932 238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Alphabetically that means Michael Bolton is next. #bluelightspecial

22/8/2025, 9:31:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing the Trump family loves more than White Power is White Powder. #CrackheadBarrelDC

22/8/2025, 8:34:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Firing a white man means this is in furtherance of the treason rather than the racism this time.

22/8/2025, 8:18:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

FLY ON THE WALL: The moment a WH staffer has to tell President Gump that the federal powers he used to re-federalize an existing federal district are illegal in CHI and NYC. #GOPedos #NowDoAnEpstein

22/8/2025, 6:14:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

James Woods won't be stepping foot inside a Cracker Barrel, or a casting office, ever again. #BleachedCatshitSpeaks

22/8/2025, 6:12:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FLY ON THE WALL: The moment a WH staffer has to tell President Gump that the federal powers he used to re-federalize an existing federal district are illegal in CHI and NYC. #GOPedos #Epstein

22/8/2025, 6:00:56 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was a felony to bring books into the United States. #illegiteracy

21/8/2025, 6:03:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

"WhY WoNt DEMS FiGHt!!!!???!!" *Newsom begins fighting* "EWWW NOt hIM" #wtf

21/8/2025, 5:12:29 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

"Get fucked" is also a totally legal response. No one has to show ID to ICE or the National Guard. Period.

21/8/2025, 4:31:24 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 (@telescoper.bsky.social) reposted

I'm sure this video of three young hawks being terrified by a butterfly is a metaphor for something but I don't know what...

19/8/2025, 10:24:58 PM | 36 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 (@militarynewsua.bsky.social) reposted

❗️Trump: "Crimea is huge, I would say, about the size of Texas or something. In the middle of the ocean."

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20/8/2025, 5:48:03 PM | 116 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture analogvampire.bsky.social (@analogvampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Ryan Walters won't stop fighting until Oklahoma ranks 53rd in education! #illegiteracy

20/8/2025, 5:55:56 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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21 Rules for Living from Miyamoto Musashi, Japan’s Samurai Philosopher (1584–1645)

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People with blue eyes don't have blue coloured irises. They have a genetic mutation that means they don't produce any pigment in their irises. The blue colour you see is light reflecting from the back of the retina. We actually have clear eyes.

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#NowPlaying Public Enemy - Public Enemy No. 1 From the 1987 album Yo! Bum Rush The Show

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