It was Melania. In the bathroom. With the hairdryer. #CLUE
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It was Melania. In the bathroom. With the hairdryer. #CLUE
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
Heās ded
This site espouses flat earth and a version of monotheism that does away with the Trinity. Seems absurd enough to blame the Russians
Head of a snapping turtle.
Thatās because Trump is a foreign backed coordinated attack. We will absolutely get rid of him once we get our shit together. And Russia, for sure Putin, will pay for this.
Those of you spouting the learned helplessness of āhe gets away with everythingā fail to understand America. We will get rid of the dictator wannabe even if the normal guardrails keep failing. Putting up with dictator after dictator is for Russians.
True. And somehow there is just acquiescence instead of outrage.
Inshallah!
HE CANT RUN. Read the 22nd Amendment. Stop saying he might run again.
Who hasnāt self-vaccinated their eyes from pepper bites?
Coyotes to me are just little or medium sided wild dogs, which could be easily tamed with a little effort.
One thing about stigma: it works.
Says the synaptically challenged excrement water swimmer.
Well said!
Whatās does Trump rub on his ass that entices so many of his minions to lick it?
Itās giving 1980s high school yearbook.
Likely they ran out and want to order the newer one. I took the old one at my last appt because not taking chances with the road kill connoisseur in charge of healthcare.
Warren: But right now, given what Texas has done, I say to California and Gavin Newsom, well played
So true. Literally anything could happen when the social contract gets blown up, as it has.
Yet. Heās absolutely running though. As is his right.
I like his tactics right now. But no, I donāt like him. But no, heās one of the worst possible choices for the next nominee
Itās like it is their first time putting handcuffs on someone. Heās shaking. Amateur rat bastards
Jon asks why the GOP's "one is too many" logic applies only to immigrants and not mass shootings
ICE agents swarm some poor guy running a downtown food cart. Suddenly the entire neighborhood is alerted and comes to the vendor's defense. ICE leaves in fear, defeated. This is the script we will follow, do you hear me? I am way beyond playing games here. There will only be one outcome.
He is so exceptionally stupid.
Heaven is pointless if a guy like Trump can get in. Good thing itās not real.
Happy Coming Out as the AntiChrist Day!
Good start on his obituary.
Itās a seance. Calling St. Tertullian. Mayday! Mayday! The hairless monkeys are fighting again. Please send help.
You canāt be serious! š
These kids today will never know the joy of successfully popping a clutch.
Paulās right, itās unreal how little traction this story has gotten. www.mediaite.com/crime/israel...
Maybe another toke of this weed vape will produce something funny enough to make the call worth it.
Undoubtedly they are. But after this is all done, some documentation of the crime, at least the reporting of it, cannot hurt.
If I knew how to call Austin 911 from New Mexico, Iād consider reporting this as a kidnapping.
Torched him. LoL
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āWeāre not gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe.ā
He even looks like Wormtail to me.
Perfect habitat for a billionaire.
Timeline cleanse! Dogs know whatās up.
Release the Epstein Files!
Trump receives his masterās orders only in person.
Like two pigs, fighting under a blanket.
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Iāve been there in the past year and felt totally safe traipsing around DC at night.
The neighbor kidās last firework, I hope.
Being there for a while really hurt Buttigiegās career
So mote it be, from the founder of Aerial Resupply Coffee š
Stressed and pressed.
Sad but true
Whatās the logic of putting someone with dementia into an MC Escher painting?
Understand but also we need people who can do the most right now.
MUST WATCH: A Texas voter just burned Trump and the GOP to ash. Trump cheated on golf, his taxes, his wives, and the Constitution ā Now heās pimping out the Republican Party like a brothel. And every last coward in that room is lining up to get fucked ā Not sexually. Philosophically.
Itās like she took some college classes and got woke brainwashed.
Fourth Margarita!
I hope you sue his pants off.
This dictatorship sucks.
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Same process Satan uses to plant fossils in the ground to fool the archaeologists.
Because Treasury is using taxpayer dollars to invest in the market at an unprecedented rate. Its market manipulation
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
The oligarchs want Trump out of the way so they can install their man, JD
All those pages and nobody who wrote it remembers what it says. Odd
This is the correct answer. +5 Griffindor
Unclenching my jaw now, thank you!
Not even true.
Everything on Schedule One has medical use, or would, if research were allowed. Truly, S1 is a legal black hole.
Coulter rule of thumb: her words reflect what her accountant tells her will bring in cash and attention.
I often think about how paranoid Trump is, and how itās not paranoid enough.
No need. He already knows and thinks the result will be his ascension to the Oval Office
Why are they going on about SSRIās?! Is RFKjr secretly a Scientologist?
If she really feels that way, let her switch parties.
She used to be a great legislator, but now she sounds super out of touch
Countdown to when Kalanick reports Grok has said something profound but turns out, itās a ripped off quote from Jim Carrey
Time to take the car keys from Dad.
Fantastic!
š comical after years of trying to tattoo Bill Clinton, and by association, Hillary, with a global cabal of pedophiles. It was always projection.
The Supreme Court said it was unlawful for the Biden administration to forgive student loans because it lacked congressional authority but has no problem with the Trump administration gutting the entire Department of Education without congressional approval. This is a lawless court.
WIRED: Tracking Cellphone Data of visitors to St. James Island before and after the visit. youtu.be/PjPHq-Ez0nc
Me and who?
Good to know one Austin area tradition remains.
I just left the Everglades Immigrant Interment Camp. No, Iām not using their ridiculous name. It was a very tough to witness humans in those cages. Every Floridian should be ashamed that our taxpayer money is being used for this.
I will call them Richard
The story the internet really needs today. š
If thereās a psychiatrist out there who managed to convince DJT to covet the Nobel Peace Prize, I nominate you for the same award. Literally youāre a whole layer of protection on the world. Good job.
His lies are embarrassingly lazy.
Absolutely not. Human needs to understand thatās not how the Constitution works and weāre not buying his autocratic trash.
ROUSās
Orwellian
Please let this happen.
He has my support if the new chapter means resigning and going home to retire into obscurity.
One more thing to tie up in court till after the midterms!
Yes
I act innocent and spray febreze.
+3
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Horrible fascist answer.
We can do better