sisi_speaks_out Sisi
Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude Often cranky, always anti-fascist ✊🏼
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sisi_speaks_out Sisi
He’s a survivor. You gotta be a cunt to survive the cartoon world
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
They won’t. Iowans will continue to shit in their own dinner and wonder why they got typhoid
*than ANY white cis male, regardless of age
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
The thing about transgender mass shooters is that Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Mother goose a l’Ornage bless us, everyone
Is she going to work for a lobbyist firm? Get on the board of a prison and detention corporation? Advisor to a Trump business? Join United Healthcare to commit Medicare fraud? Open a chain of old folks homes?
My girl had her mom till she was 8 weeks and still comfort nursed on my ear till she was old lol
They’re comfort nursing, like a baby that sucks on a pacifier or a toddler that sucks its thumbs
Somebody tell him immigrants from developing countries tend to be conservative and have a lot of kids
Wait till he finds out that kids are different from their parents and a boat load of magats have kids who won’t talk to them precisely bc their parents are magats. He thinks kids are clones but doesn’t know that even clones aren’t the same people in their thoughts
Who is the guy in the left?
A who what now?
People forget the largest minority group is the disabled community and they are the only minority group that you can unexpectedly become apart of.
Your dog was loved, and gave more love, than the pedo president and his entire mob family will ever see in generations. Your sweet pup had a life they only wish they could have ❤️
For his bone marrow. Feeling him up for his bone marrow
Second dinner when?
Been there many times, it’s the worst of the worst feelings. Breathe and drink water if you can. Gracie knows you love her and she loves you too
Shit is hard. Your real friends will always listen to you vent and vice versa
Why I no have this kind of life?
Germans and their cake. I envy your lifestyle. Not just because of the cake but mostly because of the cake
Yes one of the things responsible for change is time
Mushroom break
I prune plants with sticky sap, no problem. Crack an egg? Immediate wash. It makes no sense at all
If you knew nothing about Dersh but only his twitter post about his son’s death, you’d know he was an asshole just from that alone. I do wonder if he hated his son for marrying a Catholic. The book he wrote bc of it suggests he did hate his kid
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
Canada has been mad at the US for 2 minutes. China’s been mad at the US for a while
I’ve had a bottle of vodka for 15 years leftover after a party. I just found a use for it
I wash my hands before/after every single step when I’m cooking. Crack an egg? Wash. Get something from the fridge? Wash. At work I use my bare hands to dig soil, prune something with fine thorns, scatter manure, and then eat a sandwich with my bare hands without washing
After 50 your teachers are long dead and they took your gray cells with them
Rookie Mistakes of the Middle-aged; Fucking up things you were good at for 30 years but now your brain is made of where did I put my phone? I need it to finish typing out the sentence I’m currently typing
Even some cut throat businesses believe in collaboration and cooperation
Baron has dead eyes, like a shark. Apologies to sharks, they are great and noble creatures
Looking at that data, our neighbors Canada and Mexico don’t look thrilled with us either
Why is RFK looking at kids in airports and on the street? Any parent seeing a man looking at kids like that would be in their full rights to get a restraining order against him
Why are they rolling out Miller for this particular fuckery? Because he’s such an amazing affective liar?
I would have thought a chick that small was still eating mom’s throw up, not actual fish
It's unfathomable to me that ChatGPT refused to make me a photo that satirized Kristi Noem's hair extensions but it advised a teen on how to commit suicide and that he "didn't owe his parents survival."
Things change
What do you think Christianity is? Did it rise up out of the ground fully formed with no past?
This feels like you may be having main character syndrome
Are you telling everyone how to feel?
You’re making this about you
Keep calling. Now is the time to apply pressure to congress, they're looking at hearings in the near future
I was made aware this week of a job interview in my orbit where the candidate was live-transcribing questions into ChatGPT and reading the answers. I barely have the language to explain how this made me feel, but disgust at least scratches that surface.
I can’t type with any other noise much less hear something, type it in, and read an answer at the same time
There’s a joke in there somewhere. Let me ask ChatGPT
Must have gotten a sweet deal from health insurance industry
So the family is to blame
Her family sued so they’re the reason us tax payers are out $5 million and she gets a military funeral
This is one of the people Loomer is defensing
So anyway Laura, your best friend Robert Keith Packer is calling. You have great taste is men, Laura
🐈⬛ 💨
Same. Except you and I know about soil and airborne fungus and tree diseases
It’s time to bring back throwing pies at people like him
Hey look, it’s like President pedo and Musk cancelling free speech
NZ, deposit Patel and the rest of the US back into the sea
Perhaps the national guard can be tasked with spotting mitochondrial challenged children after they’re done mulching.
My 2 fave questions on the citizenship exam were 1. Have you ever been a member of the communist party? 2. Have you ever been a public drunkard? #2 was hard bc I spent my formative years in Wisconsin and for us being a public drunkard is just any random day that ends in a Y
People with guns travel to other states. At this point you’d still rather see a well armed government?
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If you did have an Indeed account it would still be a scam because Indeed IS a scam
Thief break
You just figured out people create their own screen name
Check his hard drive
Cracker Barrel indeed
What’s wrong with you?
Who is the “you” that you’re referring to? Are you saying that to all trans ppl? The language we use isn’t always about ourselves, sometimes it’s a way to shift the world to seeing an othered person as well, a person
Paying the mob protection money never actually protects you
Canada and Mexico are our hope for now. Wish they were here on the ground collecting data
Moon and the Melodies all year
Moon And The Melodies - all year drive to work in the morning and drinking coffee
For me Treasure is all of autumn and winter
At least Orcs didn’t choose to be like that
Oh yeah I see your sister bay right there. Her creek is fishy
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Magats will think it’s a patriotic symbol for Murica
There’s no evidence you have those
People can have friends and friends and puppies at the same time
The question mark meow at the end
In HS I’d come home and watch Voltron at 3:00 and then the News Hour w the old homies McNeil and Lehrer at 3:30. Everyday. A well rounded education
There’s no proof you’re legal
They’ll only talk to reporters that they know won’t push back. Hand picked and maybe bribed to sit there and nod while they spew lies
Fancy Feast For Men
Daskalakis: I very specifically use the term pregnant people, and very specifically added my pronouns at the end of my resignation letter to make the point that I am defying this terrible strategy of trying to erase people
“I’m gonna tongue-pinch that fartbox” - James Joyce (1909)
Also dimes for the gum ball machine I was forbidden to even look at
That doesn’t make sense. It’s a sagging scrotum
I feel the insensitive thing is thousands of dead children being ignored by those who only pray and do nothing else
“But there’s no k-marts anymore” Yes yes we know. We’re building new ones with adult sized rocket rides just for this. I got you TwoSense! Got a jar full of quarters too, let’s go!
lol, Luci blocked me bc I asked if clear always means clean. Literally that’s what I asked, that’s all
Does clear always mean clean too?
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Inland seas tend to be brackish. Less salty than oceans, more salty than freshwater
Cleanest or clearest?
And coooooold AF. I lived a summer on an island in da UP and Lake Michigan was my bathtub. That fucker was cold! Imagine how much colder it is swimming in Lake Superior
Watching Fox News can get you killed. Ask Ashli Babbitt.