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Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

We're they even from today or were they weeks or months old?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I've been deprived of good buscuits. I want a refund!

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Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning, cutie! Have you had your coffee yet?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

But Koalas aren't.... Oh nevermind.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Morgan Freeman proves this.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Good music gives me an emotional hard on. A heart-on, if you will.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

A Mormon in Mormon country getting away with child rape? *checks notes* yeah, that tracks.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Was waiting for a reference to John and Ponch. Thank you!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ride red!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Can it be fixed?!?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

And? That has absolutely nothing to do with the point here.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

TV media will not.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

This is emotional abuse.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Then they'll lose their ratings, which will lose them money. All they care about is money.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes sense, you do the same thing on the freeway 🤣🤣

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Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

The best kind of high.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

🫂

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my all time faves.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

😏

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

How did I miss this?!?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

I've got full blown man-flu, so I've become one with the couch and remote. Way to spend a three day weekend. Send tots and pears.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like you might need to bend over it...

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

🤨

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohh, that reminds me, have to import the schedule into my Google calendar.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Only because the Hawks aren't playing.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

😯........ 😁

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Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

💯

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, cousin Johnny said he'll meet us at the safe house if the heat gets bad.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

For real. I laugh at young parents who complain about how difficult toddlers are. Oh, muffin, just you wait....

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I see they've redeemed themselves from that late term abortion 🤣

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I took some on your behalf. I got your back.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Well get in the truck babe, let's go fuck some shit up. Wait - how much is in our bail fund?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

😯😔🫂

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Spoonbill Reducks (@spoonbill.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Mr President, is there any truth in the rumour that you're dead? And that your wife described your condition as 'satisfactory'?"

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

*The kidneys have left the chat.*

Grimalkin Wyrd (@grimalkinwyrd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It would be terrible if a few hundred people dressed up as the Grim Reaper and started walking up and down Pennsylvania Ave. Or maybe ringing bells, "yelling bring out the dead"

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Soundtrack on vinyl?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Jokes on them, I went to Tennessee and didn't come back.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a two year old video.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

The president is alive and well, and we're going to prove it by keeping the media far away and showing you a two year old video instead.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy hell, you need a vacation.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

POPE BOB!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

That tracks for ESPN.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Just flick the booger at them and move on.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedejo grande!

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Jelly 🐻‍❄️ 🤎💛💜❤️ ☀️☕️ (@janeeneebean.bsky.social) reposted

Bama dude bros looking like their cousins just said, no you're not getting laid tonight.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhh, can you pick one up for me while you're there?!?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

Bama fans looking like their parents forced them to go to an opera.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a second coming this morning, so we good.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

😯😯🤜🏻🤛🏿

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

So what will happen if officers violate this? Will other officers arrest them?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably only because he's never actually handled cash, so he doesn't even realize it. I'm sure he's only ever used cards and bank transfers. People born that rich are seriously out of touch to everyday things like that.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. I would burn currency with his face on it.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I need more dead presidents in my wallet.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

The mainstream media is sucking Whitehouse dick so they don't lose their press passes. They'll only report what the Whitehouse tells them to.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

But that booty, tho...

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

You're fucking adorable!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe it'll be better next time.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

Trump has been MIA for days and has no plans this weekend to make a public appearance to keep his enormous ego fed. It's the most unusual thing for him to do in 10 years, yet THE MEDIA IS SILENT.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, cousin.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

You think there will be an election?

Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 (@codfather.bsky.social) reposted

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into. 🫣 Anonymous - but right

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Tank tops are really just suggestions. They're not meant to stay in the tank top.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you like pineapple on pizza.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

You remember weird things.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

🫂

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Well DOWN THE HOLAS, BITCHOLAS!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that from the Men's Room?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

She was crazy before that. Look up her story.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

I lost friends, not 'cause they died But 'cause I withdrew when I needed to survive Told myself, "Don't burden nobody with this" So I sat in the dark, hopin' no one would miss

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

*FAFO

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

Ashli Babbitt is the definition of FAFO.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

She was murdered by her own illegal actions. When a police officer is standing on the other side of a door, telling you not to break down the door, and you break down said door, well, FIFO.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Just ask her husband's ex-wife; Ashli terrorized her while they were still married.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

💯

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Easy answer: so MS can know everything about you.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

I use the zoom on my camera to see guages high up on vertical tanks, because I can't see that far.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

The people of Mississippi are now learning what VPNs are, because their government is stupid.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe our phones would like each other 💞

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

My phone would burst into flames if I installed that app.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

The George Carlin theory of germs; WE SWAM IN THE HUDSON!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social)

The local farmers have used this dry weather to cut their hay fields. My allergies have used it to make me miserable. Help, I have the... man flu? Manergies? Ugh.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Translated: I like when women put up with my misogynistic bullshit.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

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Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Girl, same.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

*mom voice*"" intake, exhaust, you two play nicely with piston now, you hear me? I MEAN IT!"

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

They say you should never attribute to malice what can easily be explained by ignorance, but I don't know if that applies here.

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

How did I miss the hoohah post?

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yes! I'll run the bath and start the BBQ!

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reply parent

Looked it up, I see it's an inline. Still, my hat is off to any Porsche enthusiast!