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created November 17, 2023

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Warp Speed is the only good thing Trump has ever done in his entire rotten life, and he has to run from it because he knows his supporters are psychos.

1/9/2025, 12:32:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must have been a moment of clarity that soon passed.

28/8/2025, 12:45:13 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someday we will have so many statues to tear down.

28/8/2025, 7:53:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never tire of listening to his voice.

27/8/2025, 3:05:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Butlerian Jihan Now! Dune reference with arrows shattering a computer
26/8/2025, 11:51:31 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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“As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon.”

26/8/2025, 11:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 10:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AYFKM?

26/8/2025, 10:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their methods are unsound!

26/8/2025, 9:00:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The AI prompt included the word "cornpone"

26/8/2025, 2:45:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've been crazy for six months now. That isn't a condition that clears up on its own.

26/8/2025, 1:15:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The recent Audible radio drama is excellent.

26/8/2025, 1:14:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubt anyone will test this theory.

26/8/2025, 12:20:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CBS not mentioned because he owns them now.

25/8/2025, 5:15:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they don't work in HR, it's like if Michael Jordan never picked up a basketball.

25/8/2025, 3:25:24 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump resolves yet another bitter conflict.

25/8/2025, 3:03:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing good ever follows USian.

25/8/2025, 2:54:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full stop!

25/8/2025, 12:50:25 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's still around. Played his last concert a few years ago at the age of 95!

24/8/2025, 2:14:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shakedowns are quid pro quo. A broad tax isn't.

24/8/2025, 1:01:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I voted for free IVF and all I got was a lousy lecture from a MAHA quack."

21/8/2025, 1:51:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God help me, this sounds funny.

from saira rao's wikipedia about her Race2Dinner events:
21/8/2025, 6:47:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The famously chill American people will be just thrilled when their lights go out.

20/8/2025, 12:05:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most "you played yourself" moment in history.

20/8/2025, 11:58:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're living in the golden age of the Cocky Idiot.

20/8/2025, 3:16:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to take another shot at this one. *taps mic* Adolf Eichmann had better form.

19/8/2025, 1:29:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good Lord, hanged men have better form.

19/8/2025, 12:43:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 8:10:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first "oh shit" AI moment will be the brown-outs and black-outs when all the data centers they're building come online.

17/8/2025, 12:05:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exquisite prose.

17/8/2025, 11:58:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure everyone will be chill about it.

16/8/2025, 11:58:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tenuous connection to the subject at hand, but I like it all the same.

16/8/2025, 8:05:52 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet another example of Trump sabotaging his own good luck. If he had stfu about tariffs and the Fed, the AI bubble alone would have given him an economy and market to really crow about, at least for a while.

16/8/2025, 7:19:43 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI chips and infrastructure building is responsible for more than half of economic growth, sending the top stocks to the moon. Add to that the fact that virtually every retail trader only knows a world in which there is no such thing as bad news. No matter what happens, the govt will bail them out.

16/8/2025, 7:19:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 We will all go together when we go! 🎶

15/8/2025, 9:41:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just so long as she's packing a hoagie in that bag.

14/8/2025, 4:28:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, it turns out almost all of the Republicans didn't believe in character either. See Bennett, William and his Book of Virtues lol.

14/8/2025, 1:22:54 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannibalism is not ok

14/8/2025, 12:52:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

12/8/2025, 2:51:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 1:00:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bob Guccione Jr. hardest hit.

12/8/2025, 12:58:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't have ruthless without ruth.

12/8/2025, 8:52:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Politely smiling at woo nonsense turned out to have a death toll. Only question now is how high.

12/8/2025, 5:02:34 AM | 94 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that could have saved these shitty towns was immigration and they said they would rather die.

12/8/2025, 3:57:09 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, I'm surprised anyone remembered Wild Palms in 2004.

12/8/2025, 2:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Learn to fold - a burrito

11/8/2025, 3:22:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not delivery, it's a depression.

10/8/2025, 1:49:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is uniquely terrible, but his supporters are the real problem, and they're not going to return to sanity after he's gone. They grow more crazy and detached from reality every year, with no end in sight.

10/8/2025, 12:59:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hillary Clinton said half of Trump's supporters were deplorable and irredeemable. She was only off by 3 percent!

10/8/2025, 7:25:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, I've never heard a Wheatus cover before.

10/8/2025, 3:19:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were too afraid to say buxom.

9/8/2025, 4:53:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still have 1000 free hours I have to use.

9/8/2025, 1:45:34 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FBI Pauly Shore had more integrity than Tim Cook et al.

7/8/2025, 8:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the MRI comes back like this, it's time to put your affairs in order.

7/8/2025, 2:40:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's one of those guys who it's impossible to see his picture and not hear his voice.

7/8/2025, 2:37:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's gonna be super popular there.

6/8/2025, 11:28:10 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Showing up was bad, giving the gift was worse, assembling the gift was a leap into the absurd.

6/8/2025, 11:26:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And an incalculable amount of integrity and morality over what Tim Cook did today.

6/8/2025, 11:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tim cook 1/6/21 tweet altered to say Trump should be given a gold tchotchke instead of being brought to justice
6/8/2025, 11:02:13 PM | 72 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stock market crashed in April when Trump brought out his chart and announced tariffs. Now that we’re pursuing the same policy without the fanfare, they’re fine with it. They just really hated his chart!

6/8/2025, 9:29:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buying is the easy part; it's the holding that's hard.

6/8/2025, 9:50:42 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole Foods in general was a harbinger of the MAHA movement. Their libertarian co-founder doesn't believe in healthcare for everyone because all you have to do is buy their food to stay healthy.

6/8/2025, 2:22:07 AM | 72 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven't seen the show, but Mysteries Unearthed sounds like a tv version of Time-Life's Mysteries of the Unknown series that was advertised endlessly on basic cable in the late 80s.

5/8/2025, 11:40:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's never gonna love you, NYT

5/8/2025, 4:39:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That could be read in two ways.

5/8/2025, 12:25:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I get it now, thanks. So in the phrase "change in GDP", change is the key.

5/8/2025, 12:20:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 11:39:22 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That to one side, doesn't she have a job? Wtf does any of this have to do with Arkansas?

4/8/2025, 11:13:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me think the insane amount of money in AI infrastructure building is keeping the whole thing going. Like the Trumpists knocked down that load-bearing wall, but the tech companies filled the space with stacks of cash.

3/8/2025, 8:30:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it already banned, but not really?

3/8/2025, 4:27:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This audio drama with her as Julia is the only version of 1984, including the original book, that isn't incredibly boring.

3/8/2025, 3:12:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 1:35:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything wrong with our world could be avoided if people just lived by the precepts outlined in The Twilight Zone.

2/8/2025, 12:54:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The five second rule does not apply to bats.

2/8/2025, 12:10:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 2:32:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We might end up wishing we had stagflation. The whole economy is riding an AI infrastructure build-out bubble. Good luck to everyone when that slows/stops.

1/8/2025, 2:00:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entire economy is riding this bubble.

1/8/2025, 1:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still pretending killing USAID will save taxpayers anything. Committed to the bit, I guess.

1/8/2025, 1:29:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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iirc everyone was pretty chill the last time we had inflation that leveled off

1/8/2025, 12:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please, Mr. Trump, lower your tariffs one percent!

1/8/2025, 9:52:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you look up the Sydney Sweeney ad on YouTube, almost every result is rightwing media crying about how the left is supposedly obsessed with the subject.

1/8/2025, 9:10:38 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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A rare triple snowman.

1/8/2025, 2:18:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vietnam lol. All that groveling for nothing.

1/8/2025, 12:22:46 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"thinks he's still President" is a fair shot tbh

31/7/2025, 9:31:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clean shot at Medvedev though lol

31/7/2025, 4:19:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But we left something there.

31/7/2025, 4:02:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rock Hudson

31/7/2025, 4:01:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is obvious "who" is upset here. If you look up the ad on YouTube, almost every result is rightwing media crying about how the left is supposedly obsessed with the subject

30/7/2025, 8:44:38 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only if she's done with politics. People aren't going to want to rerun 2024.

30/7/2025, 8:39:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"husband" real nice

30/7/2025, 8:36:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People just aren't gonna want to run 2024 again.

30/7/2025, 8:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs to send 5 dollars to Gillette. Good Lord, what a mess.

30/7/2025, 8:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet most of Trump's supporters wouldn't find it so easy.

30/7/2025, 8:09:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good Lord, it's another listening tour. I would have happily voted for her for governor, but I'm a no on 2028.

30/7/2025, 7:35:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I looked the ad up on YouTube to see what it was all about and it's all rightwing hysteria about the left supposedly being hysterical.

30/7/2025, 7:31:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess she figures it's now or never. (Never is most likely.)

30/7/2025, 7:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good Lord, not a listening tour, please.

30/7/2025, 7:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Credit where it's due: "ALL THINGS NOT GOOD!" is an apt description of our times.

30/7/2025, 12:47:14 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Addicted to ZIRP

30/7/2025, 12:37:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barney Frank vibes

30/7/2025, 8:27:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view