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Warp Speed is the only good thing Trump has ever done in his entire rotten life, and he has to run from it because he knows his supporters are psychos.
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Warp Speed is the only good thing Trump has ever done in his entire rotten life, and he has to run from it because he knows his supporters are psychos.
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Must have been a moment of clarity that soon passed.
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Someday we will have so many statues to tear down.
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I never tire of listening to his voice.
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“As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon.”
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AYFKM?
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Their methods are unsound!
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The AI prompt included the word "cornpone"
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They've been crazy for six months now. That isn't a condition that clears up on its own.
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The recent Audible radio drama is excellent.
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I doubt anyone will test this theory.
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CBS not mentioned because he owns them now.
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If they don't work in HR, it's like if Michael Jordan never picked up a basketball.
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Trump resolves yet another bitter conflict.
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Nothing good ever follows USian.
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Full stop!
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He's still around. Played his last concert a few years ago at the age of 95!
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Shakedowns are quid pro quo. A broad tax isn't.
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"I voted for free IVF and all I got was a lousy lecture from a MAHA quack."
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The famously chill American people will be just thrilled when their lights go out.
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Most "you played yourself" moment in history.
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We're living in the golden age of the Cocky Idiot.
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I'd like to take another shot at this one. *taps mic* Adolf Eichmann had better form.
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Good Lord, hanged men have better form.
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The first "oh shit" AI moment will be the brown-outs and black-outs when all the data centers they're building come online.
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Exquisite prose.
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I'm sure everyone will be chill about it.
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Tenuous connection to the subject at hand, but I like it all the same.
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Yet another example of Trump sabotaging his own good luck. If he had stfu about tariffs and the Fed, the AI bubble alone would have given him an economy and market to really crow about, at least for a while.
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AI chips and infrastructure building is responsible for more than half of economic growth, sending the top stocks to the moon. Add to that the fact that virtually every retail trader only knows a world in which there is no such thing as bad news. No matter what happens, the govt will bail them out.
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🎶 We will all go together when we go! 🎶
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Just so long as she's packing a hoagie in that bag.
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Well, it turns out almost all of the Republicans didn't believe in character either. See Bennett, William and his Book of Virtues lol.
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Cannibalism is not ok
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"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
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Bob Guccione Jr. hardest hit.
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Can't have ruthless without ruth.
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Politely smiling at woo nonsense turned out to have a death toll. Only question now is how high.
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The only thing that could have saved these shitty towns was immigration and they said they would rather die.
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Wow, I'm surprised anyone remembered Wild Palms in 2004.
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Learn to fold - a burrito
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It's not delivery, it's a depression.
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Trump is uniquely terrible, but his supporters are the real problem, and they're not going to return to sanity after he's gone. They grow more crazy and detached from reality every year, with no end in sight.
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Hillary Clinton said half of Trump's supporters were deplorable and irredeemable. She was only off by 3 percent!
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Wow, I've never heard a Wheatus cover before.
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They were too afraid to say buxom.
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I still have 1000 free hours I have to use.
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FBI Pauly Shore had more integrity than Tim Cook et al.
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When the MRI comes back like this, it's time to put your affairs in order.
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He's one of those guys who it's impossible to see his picture and not hear his voice.
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She's gonna be super popular there.
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Showing up was bad, giving the gift was worse, assembling the gift was a leap into the absurd.
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And an incalculable amount of integrity and morality over what Tim Cook did today.
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The stock market crashed in April when Trump brought out his chart and announced tariffs. Now that we’re pursuing the same policy without the fanfare, they’re fine with it. They just really hated his chart!
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Buying is the easy part; it's the holding that's hard.
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Whole Foods in general was a harbinger of the MAHA movement. Their libertarian co-founder doesn't believe in healthcare for everyone because all you have to do is buy their food to stay healthy.
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I haven't seen the show, but Mysteries Unearthed sounds like a tv version of Time-Life's Mysteries of the Unknown series that was advertised endlessly on basic cable in the late 80s.
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He's never gonna love you, NYT
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That could be read in two ways.
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I think I get it now, thanks. So in the phrase "change in GDP", change is the key.
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That to one side, doesn't she have a job? Wtf does any of this have to do with Arkansas?
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This makes me think the insane amount of money in AI infrastructure building is keeping the whole thing going. Like the Trumpists knocked down that load-bearing wall, but the tech companies filled the space with stacks of cash.
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Is it already banned, but not really?
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This audio drama with her as Julia is the only version of 1984, including the original book, that isn't incredibly boring.
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Everything wrong with our world could be avoided if people just lived by the precepts outlined in The Twilight Zone.
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The five second rule does not apply to bats.
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We might end up wishing we had stagflation. The whole economy is riding an AI infrastructure build-out bubble. Good luck to everyone when that slows/stops.
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The entire economy is riding this bubble.
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Still pretending killing USAID will save taxpayers anything. Committed to the bit, I guess.
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iirc everyone was pretty chill the last time we had inflation that leveled off
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Please, Mr. Trump, lower your tariffs one percent!
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If you look up the Sydney Sweeney ad on YouTube, almost every result is rightwing media crying about how the left is supposedly obsessed with the subject.
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A rare triple snowman.
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Vietnam lol. All that groveling for nothing.
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"thinks he's still President" is a fair shot tbh
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Clean shot at Medvedev though lol
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But we left something there.
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Rock Hudson
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It is obvious "who" is upset here. If you look up the ad on YouTube, almost every result is rightwing media crying about how the left is supposedly obsessed with the subject
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Only if she's done with politics. People aren't going to want to rerun 2024.
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"husband" real nice
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People just aren't gonna want to run 2024 again.
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He needs to send 5 dollars to Gillette. Good Lord, what a mess.
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I bet most of Trump's supporters wouldn't find it so easy.
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Good Lord, it's another listening tour. I would have happily voted for her for governor, but I'm a no on 2028.
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I looked the ad up on YouTube to see what it was all about and it's all rightwing hysteria about the left supposedly being hysterical.
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I guess she figures it's now or never. (Never is most likely.)
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Good Lord, not a listening tour, please.
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Credit where it's due: "ALL THINGS NOT GOOD!" is an apt description of our times.
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Addicted to ZIRP
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Barney Frank vibes