My dog got vaxxed and is now nonverbal. Maybe you should dismiss this man-made epidemic
“I’m sorry I didn’t the bi-knock-u-lahrs out in time” in that scene is a line I love to use and might eventually lead to a divorce
I’ve learned to stop trying to buy anything for a woman that involves sizes. It here should be a federal law to regulate that shit
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This seems like a good move in that direction bsky.app/profile/phas...
Like a smoke and start hosing the thing down
I do like how the photo makes him look like he is rocking a ponytail. He should remake himself with that look. Just go full old man with ponytail and all the policy positions that go with it. We would have full weed legalization in no time
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I don't know how that dude hasn’t found a rock to crawl under and die yet.
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“Pleasin’ people since 69”
Do you not understand that treating people that are going through war like they are an internet joke is deeply offensive?
Probably just attention seeking behaviors and not much else. I doubt they give much of a shit about anything outside their own head
If you don’t have stickers covering your hiking water container I can not take anything you say seriously
I don’t like having my drinking habits called out in this way
When clout and respectability diverge and are now at odds
Out: Medicare for all In: tribunals
Is this story like the hunter Biden thing where we learn he has a big dick?
Damn. Is it gonna turn out he has a huge hog like hunter? Devastating.
Who is funding this obvious propaganda? I don’t know who is the audience for having a pedophile spew propaganda on a shitty podcast so it can’t be making money and it needs to be funded. What off shore account it funneling money into this bullshit?
You wont get them back
Never let anyone take your rights.
Ah shit. I wasn’t trying to give a science lesson. It was a crude joke
Yeah, but it only wiped out the queers. Why should the polyps of America give a shit
Because it cleans the pipes. It seems half a sentence gets a block. Please fill me in at a later time
While I appreciate the speed, the sleeves were at least a quarter inch different length. I couldn’t even get the cuff link in my left without it having a bit of a bulge
I get the need for vengeance. “It is never good to allow children to die if they could be saved whether it be in Gaza or red states of the US especially when there are still millions of like minded people in those states that don’t want this shit.” I don’t see why that should be controversial
“We need them safe from president trumps leadership” at the end was the only true thing she said
I think a state going 49-51 or 51-49 should determine if their kids should die. Red states will be punished enough by their own representatives.
It’s like marketing drano as a safe laxative because it cleans
Ninja cats. I had a stray that would hang around like that. Staring me down from the fence and then the roof and then right the hell next to me and I never heard a thing lol
Very crunchy if that’s what you’re looking for
They taste terrible not gonna lie
I invented seedless peanuts
That dude fucks
The hubris is what’s causing some of them to bet on it. They think they’ll come out on top after
Dollar coins. Machines never taking dollar coins caused this
The Great Khan will demand heads is the message we all need right now
Good think it’ll probably take off his pinky toe before he can use it on anyone else
One demands you eat after midnight
They rolled around in the “mud” that’s was leaking out if the plastic outhouses and set fire to medical tent thinking they were counter culture.
These are the two personalities that like in my head
They kicked me out of carlsbad cavern for illegal harvesting delicious stalagmites. I thought it was like one of those pick-your-own farms and boy was I wrong
I think you love to pick fights. I respect it. Can’t help the professor brain
My wife cheated on me with the new corporate logo. She took the kids. I can’t come back from this. How do I explain this to my friends
lol. Was aiming for the back of the head but teacher turned at the worst moment
I’m often reminded that I’m dumber than I thought I was and I consider that a good thing
Looks like a kid that double dared his buddy to shoot a spit wad at the teacher and the friend followed through on the challenge
Makes the surging HIV epidemic in Russia not seem so bad when you put it that way
Just learned the 1916 election was decided by less than 4,000 votes in the tipping-point state of California
Good thing gloves don’t exist. Also dudes with calloused hands. Laborers are famous for having soft paws
I feel this look in my soul
Matt Taibbi on Russiagate: "I think this story compares, it's very similar to two major scandals in recent American history. It's very similar to the WMD scandal but it's also similar to Watergate
Tom is a lot of things but journalist is not one of them and I’m pretty sure he never claimed to be
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Yeah, I would feel the need to charge THEM for taking it. “That’s damn good wood. That shit ain’t free”
Some insurances will cover the cost. I’m amazed I still haven’t ever tested positive
Just when you think the gummies ain’t doing shit…
Dude holding an over under like a skeet shooting champ
Me waking up in panic because I thought I didn’t remember to set my alarm and then realizing it is Sunday
I kinda imagine a hamster on a squeaky wheel running in my brain and it is irritating but most times I can tune out the noise doing day to day stuff but when I’m trying to sleep all those distractions go away and you are left with that hamster on a squeaky wheel that needs to be tranquilized
I look forward to the milestone
So you’re exhausted? Perfect time to have intrusive thoughts about that time you embarrassed yourself in middle school and try to remember if you filled out your timesheet correctly
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The also have asymmetrical ears so they (left is lower than the right) so they can better distinguish if a sound is coming from below or above them and not just left and right
I messed my back up clipping my toenails. I knew it was all gonna be downhill from that moment
Damn. The dude should’ve stayed chubby
When you lose control of your made up narrative
So is this like when my wife wants to view my browsing history?
Pretty sure Colbert wants to kill whatever necklace you have on while taking that picture
I’m a big strong man and I have tears in my eyes and I just want to say thank you 🙏
I think Elyse means well. I’d prefer to pick my fights with the fascists and save my anger for when it is needed because you will need it. don’t spend it on annoyances
There is not a good way to say this…
Chuck Schumer is wiping tears of reminiscence off his screen watching videos of the better times
What is your word? Put up or shut up
I liked The Expanse but I felt the lack of HOAs on Ceres made me reconsider the move. I can’t raise a child in that kind of environment
I hope she is governor. Get rid off the DC chains
And this is why I propose HR-25CYNP Could You Not Please bill. This bill aims to making not what you are trying to do while asking nicely
I’m not sure where they want to go this point. It seems folks have mutinied on a rudderless ship that lacks sails hoping to drift to the island of 50s propaganda of White America. I don’t see how they get there
Did… did the nazis… never mind enjoy your wine through a straw
Levels upon levels here. If feel like I’m trapped in an Escher drawing reading this
Needs a gold chain. The chest hair begs for a gold chain.
When edgelord breaks containment
You had an opportunity of a lifetime
Gotta admire the childlike wonder. Makes me want to be a kid again. Like, discovering the moon causes the tides was something that stuck with me. So he is basically like an 8yo
Everyone dies
Things can change. It happens. I don’t think most this kind of governance is going to be tolerable in the short term much less the long. Authoritarians want to make you feel helpless. Don’t give into that way of thinking
The Bulwark folks want heads and I don’t think they are faking it. I think they are fine with blue haired people that disturb their fragile sensibilities in the meantime as long as they get their heads
When you bet on the Cavaliers winning it in 6 against the spurs
When you thought Xanax would make you a better public speaker
When people calling you egghead made you think you were smart
lol. I apologize to Pavel. We all get photos from unflattering angles sometimes.
Chonky dude wants to murder that screen. That damn protective shield won’t let the claws sink in
“Cat food” was usually tossing scraps at that time
Silver is rearranging his algorithm to place more emphasis on civilian death so he can maybe win out big this time
