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We lost power and internet so I was trying to figure out how to stream it on a blackberry.
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We lost power and internet so I was trying to figure out how to stream it on a blackberry.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
you had me for a second there grant.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Sir I think you mean a Zalad.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
My papa was a vet and had a serious hand tremor too
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
If you stay ready (spooky) you don't have to get ready (become spooky)
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry bud.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet you're on social media
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I will not apologize for making you aware of delicious but haunted beverages.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
this has to be a bit
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@vectorgen.bsky.social
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
trying to imagine something like this in Galveston and giggling.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
oh so what's going to replace the oil, solar power? What about at night checkmate lieberals.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I suggest fangraphs. I know it's unorthodox but I think it's the right move.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I read the last line as pottery
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like an excellent day.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
How is he celebrating. Crimes?
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
oh looks like it's on hulu. delightful.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiine www.nj.com/news/2024/10... lol no way
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
paper route delivering the Rockville Gazette by bike.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
in this sport we honor the labor of the troops
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but I have helped tip one out of a second floor window.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we gonna do barf bucket discourse again?
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Danke.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
is that a carbon steel or cast iron?
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
To Met Life? My deepest condolences.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope she's excited for the 'lick the baby clean after meals' stage.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
what are dewitts feelings on the situation
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
what did nick castellanos have to do with this
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, cool, I'll keep an eye on it based on the food in the bin at the moment, I feed him wellness but just whatever flavor is on sale when I go to the store. My last dog ended up being super allergic to their whitefish and sweet potato, gave basically the whole bag away.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
And his blood work/clin chem/urine/fecal through @dogagingproject.bsky.social has always been baseline.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the 'if dogs lick their feet a lot they're allergic to their food' thing real? Gimbal licks _me_ a ton which makes me worried he's trying to tell me something is making him feel uncomfortable but he never has hot spots or bald spots or anything.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
likes are now florps?
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
they're twice as big as avenged 3.5 fold.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfection. Get that boy a hot dog.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
any place that has +1 person than where they live is an irredeemably crime ridden hellhole and it's just the most candy coated piss babyness. Oh noooooo you might have to walk next to someone in the parking lot, grow up.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
It's tough out there for a pupper.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
the look of a puppy who has never once been fed, not even once.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
lando system?
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks rad as hell, though.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
how are you preparing talmadge for the new influx of wealth
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone disagreed with me when it came out! It's good! I was ahead of my time.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
you have no option other than to look rad as hell
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
At the Drive In - Hell Paso
Emissary Of Night | ΩΩΩΩ (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted
Worth thinking about how Chris Van Hollen, hardly a ultra left-wing firebrand, has accumulated a ton of credit over the last few years from the growing pro-Palestine constituency of the DP by simply 1) Demanding that there be justice for Shireen Abu Akleh, 2) Demanding that US law is adhered to.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
man is never buying a drink in tuscaloosa again
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to Maryland, I am never having a good time.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Havne't been there yet but I look forward to my first time
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm happy to have shit talking mark back for the cfb season.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
need to drink enough to send mean things to my brother in law that I won;'t remember
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
sprinkle some old bay on that
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
This would make an excellent desktop photo, the perfect vibe for when you are searching for My Computer.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I am ready to be hurt again.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Leto Atriedes lookin ass
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's Go Maryland.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
:staring in mirror: a self loathing and guilt ridden irish catholic? Nooooooo.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
If only there was an entire city full of charm
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reposted
PTL position in my department at Rutgers to teach Immunology in the spring of 2026 I will definitely release any spiders in your lecture hall.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Look if you don't want your lecture hall filled with thousands of venomous spiders by your most annoying colleague I don't know what to tell you.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm gonna try to bring Gimbal too.
Annika Barber (@annikabarber.bsky.social) reposted
Rutgers friends and colleagues - come on out! I'll be there too - lmk what issues you hope the union can take on for you.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you bringing the pup?
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
anxious jesus christ colm what a typo.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
kramer vs kramer but it's depressed horse vs angry jwe
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social)
Who has two thumbs and leaned against the emergency eyewash station and now looks like he has a VERY serious gastrointestinal problem? π This Guy π
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit, leash hooks outside the store? That is genius.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what you did.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
*not release. Or will I.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
luckily as a mentally ill former smoker I can waltz right in haha this shit sucks man
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
cvs in jersey just let me book an appt for covid new pfizer next thursday
Alex Merz πΊπΈπ¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@merz.bsky.social) reposted
I am delighted to announce that the UW Department of Biochemistry has opened searches for TWO tenure-track positions. Descriptions and links in the following two posts.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Potential to become a permanent teaching position.
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if you experience rutgers football for more than three hours consult a physician
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
The Americans.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
will you abandon the hobbits to torment and death? I hope not.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social)
PTL position in my department at Rutgers to teach Immunology in the spring of 2026 I will definitely release any spiders in your lecture hall.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
There's one cool story. knowyourmeme.com/memes/viggo-...
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
:walking to train with junior year math teacher: teacher: going to 9:30 tonight? me: who's playing. teacher: joe strummer & the mescaleros. me: oh shit. In conclusion, wamp.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I had tickets to that in DC.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
barry must be fired then fired out of a cannon
Sabrina Imbler (@sabs.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote about the immolation of the CDC defector.com/rfk-jr-is-ma...
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
the entire primary is gonna be the pace picante new york city?! commercial.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
as a UAB alum anything that gets trent dilfer and preferably mark ingram fired.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Love to see it.
Christina Kahrl (@christinakahrl.bsky.social) reposted
This is exactly why I was never entertained thoughts of going into stealth. Beyond my being a Z-list public figure, I refused to give up my past or my future. I am trans & there should be no stigma associated with that. I like being me; I encourage anyone to do likewise & embrace who & what they are
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Quisling. Q. New Q Drop. We're through the looking ass.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
there's a stomp country song in there. 'girl your dancin got my heartbeat skippin like a scratched cd, need you to run the disc doctor all over me'
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
I assure you it is not the first time.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
for every like marc will make yoshi longer.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
oh no
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
crisis on infinite kirbys
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
gotcha, thanks! Won't be a problem in Pittsburgh!
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
And supply seems to have stabilized. I can find it at least within 5 miles of me in New Brunswick at BB, Walmart, Target, and Gamestop.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
something _is_ rotten in denmark tbh.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
the only mentally well poster.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds of that post from the old site about the person who meant to buy like a case of pipettes but ordered a pallet.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
'i would like to post the picture'
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
:stares at rutgers hiring portal: god help me it could take a year just to get the position posted.
Colm Atkins, PhD (@atkinscolm.bsky.social) reply parent
A physics teacher and an english teacher at my high school did in fact get married.
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the etc really sells it.