Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Corbyn's party should follow suit
Dirty rotten filthy scum (he/him)
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Corbyn's party should follow suit
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Phew! Closer than I expected 🤣
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome president couch-fucker
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I know
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do they pretend not to understand what "defund the police" means?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm just here to make sure."
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and warm water is much more pleasant than cold water.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Not straight away. But over a few months, yeah. First few times I was spitting blood and there was a horrible taste because it was doing its job. It's all routine now.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love mine. My last two annual checkups were good, no trip to the hygienist needed.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Cadaverous mouth.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Babe Ruth has entered the chat
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Right!
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
He is dead. We're just waiting for his body to catch up with his mind and morals.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
The fear that kids might end up like him?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to see data on how many times they go against the party line.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the problem arises when they say: this week's agenda is X. Can you work that into your pieces this week? At that point you're not a journalist, you're a campaign asset. And that's fine, but they need to be honest about it.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I always have believed in the sniff test for any scandal that comes from the left; if a right-wing personality/politician did the same thing, how would I feel? I call it "having principles". Lorenz is going where the work takes her. Following the money.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Call me when McSweeny is fired or heading for the Tower.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fingers crossed for Farage - international threes
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Haricot beans Human beans
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
These protests appear in countries where Rupert Murdoch has a presence. That's Rupert Murdoch the immigrant who lives on taxpayer money in the USA.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
I opened Discord on my Mac and it didn't download and install 8 fucking updates. What's going on?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't the photo posted 'today' from a month ago?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've suddenly become a believer in the power of prayer. Please God.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
Dude literally took a photo of the gates of hell.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally the opposite of "head towards the light!"
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
My initials are AC! This sounds great.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
Are we going with "couch-fucking pope killer" or pope-killing couch fucker."?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
I disappeared for two days and millions of people started joyously speculating that I was dead, I'd take a long hard look at why that was.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Send a race horse that's just taken an enormous drink.
Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) reposted
"All those in favour of using a dog poo bag say 'Aye'" "Aye!" "Motion carried"
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not a reality TV star felon. He's a dead reality TV star felon.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be called The Sea.
Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky right now ...
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't that just make it warmer?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer games where you move an icon from one side of the screen to the other and don't have to do anything.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
That's the end of my Google One subscription. It's time to go back to storing things on my own computer.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
I don't believe Google would resist a request from the Trump administration to access our data. Imagine the STASI with access to every part of your life and history. It's time to find alternatives.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is very old news.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
Scientist (running from lab covered in soot): "Oh God! I've done it. The JKRFK Jr. Is real. We're doomed. Doomed!"
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
If there's any positive to take from today it's that I know how to say 'Fuck Gloria Gaynor' in multiple languages. Dutch: Neuken Gloria Gaynor Danish: Fuck Gloria Gaynor Croatian: Jebem ti Gloriju Gaynor French: Putain de Gloria Gaynor Welsh: Fuck Gloria Gaynor Ukrainian: До біса Глорію Гейнор
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
You're going to end up with a constitution composed entirely of the 2nd Amendment (but only for white people)
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm praying for at least one 'Operation Yewtree' joke.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
It can go lower
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Could you imagine you go to the 'Secret Guest' slot on Friday afternoon at a 5,000 ticket festival and it's Chappel Roan? Every person on the stage and in the field would have the best gig of their lives.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely getting Mayor of Sunnydale at graduation vibes.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and enjoy the very real notion of thoughtcrime.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there any app I can use to encourage Altman to do the decent thing?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. They used seven of my books.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just Marc Andreeson.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always thought if my music career turned out better and I ended up having tribute acts, I would book myself into one of these events. It would be the best gig.
badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu.bsky.social) reposted
When mainstream media entirely ignores 100,000 people marching in support of trans people, but breathlessly hangs on every word Farage utters, it's reasonable to assume they are fully wedded to fascism. They believe, erroneously, that this somehow won't impact them.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
When my country emerges from fascism, I hope we come out furious and well-armed.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
Dear LGB transphobes, throw one minority to these fuckers and it won't be long before their hammering down your door. Idiots.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Snoop the gangster rapper, gunslinging hard man is scared of two women kissing? Snoop the porn star is worried about cartoon gays? Man up Snoop you fucking pussy.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
In the UK, the Labour Party has leapfrogged the Tories in their dash to the right. Outflanking them on racism, transphobia, ableism, etc and all in pursuit of a few hundred violent cunts who will never vote for them.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
It does the same in the UK.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Violence is good for ratings. You should be prosecuted for incitement
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you read the good news?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Will find that and listen to it in the bath
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm raising a glass tonight and praying the fucker is very warm indeed.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Put a fucking Tory at the top of the Labour party...
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Please make it easier for us to spy on you.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Or parents if they give money to Palestine charities.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
The doll randomly spouting slurs is a few moments away.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait for them to paywall your precious baby's only friend. Anyone who buys a child this toy deserves to be hated by them forever.
Juleeeah (@baachaan.bsky.social) reposted
No fault divorce is going away so you better bounce that triflin' jerk of a husband before it's til death do us part and it won't be his death.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
PFI was great last time. Wasn't it? WASN'T IT!?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
Snitches get stitches = Karma suture.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
He *was* the worst Chris.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not sending their best people to heaven. They're sending rapists and murderers.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose appealing to 110 bigots instead of millions of normal people has consequences.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
That surprised me because I was there and he wasn't out of tune.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/6N-CQk1YgqM?... They rock? They're standing up against genocide?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers (for falling executives)
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
A very slow Reichstag fire.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Feel like one political party kidnapping an opponent should be bigger news
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
The older I get, the more I realise this doesn't matter. All the wrong versions tell me what the person meant.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
The authors of this have names. They should never know another peaceful night.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Still Elon Musk got some government contracts, so he must be happy with a few extra billion dollars. And you must be happy to have helped normalise Trump's corruption.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's always stupid. Always contains the seeds of its own destruction.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's probably bought some kind of Logan Paul shitty course.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect time to encourage sociopaths to open 95 new data centres.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally they should go on strike permanently. Horse racing should be banned. Come on Labour; try something radical
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'll judge you by the company you keep.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't need to follow people to read what they say. Follow is an invite into your space. If I wouldn't invite you into my house, I would invite you into my TL.
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
"If 10 people sit down for dinner with one fascist, you have a table of 11 fascists" - someone famous and clever Why would you consort with bigots?
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you follow any rampant bigots? People whose opinions you find totally at odds with your own? Also now, it's not only who they follow but their words too.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha. She ruined the party and walked away. Typical troll behaviour.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)
My new brand: Fucupcakes
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
My girlfriend called her vaginal tumour 'JK' because it was a malignant cunt. She had a way with words.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
A simple statement 'our founding principle is that everyone deserves equal rights' would have covered it. That this hasn't been made tells me there is something not right.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the issues with the founders and their archaic views on LGBTQ rights. Of the six founding names, four have a history that should worry anyone pinning their hopes on Your Party. bsky.app/profile/robf...
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
The most passionate, active and useful people are driven by opposition to injustice. Corbyn should understand this and to not offer full-throated support for real equality suggests he has an eye on appeasing the worst people.
Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent
OP blocked me. So I think we know their opinion.