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Avalanche Andy

@avalanche-andy.bsky.social

Dirty rotten filthy scum (he/him)

created December 3, 2024

198 followers 218 following 1,804 posts

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Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Corbyn's party should follow suit

2/9/2025, 12:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Phew! Closer than I expected 🤣

2/9/2025, 11:44:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome president couch-fucker

2/9/2025, 10:31:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I know

2/9/2025, 10:30:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do they pretend not to understand what "defund the police" means?

2/9/2025, 9:52:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm just here to make sure."

2/9/2025, 9:46:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, and warm water is much more pleasant than cold water.

1/9/2025, 8:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not straight away. But over a few months, yeah. First few times I was spitting blood and there was a horrible taste because it was doing its job. It's all routine now.

1/9/2025, 8:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I love mine. My last two annual checkups were good, no trip to the hygienist needed.

1/9/2025, 7:57:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Cadaverous mouth.

1/9/2025, 7:56:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Babe Ruth has entered the chat

1/9/2025, 5:23:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Right!

1/9/2025, 4:59:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

He is dead. We're just waiting for his body to catch up with his mind and morals.

1/9/2025, 2:37:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

The fear that kids might end up like him?

1/9/2025, 11:18:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to see data on how many times they go against the party line.

1/9/2025, 11:14:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the problem arises when they say: this week's agenda is X. Can you work that into your pieces this week? At that point you're not a journalist, you're a campaign asset. And that's fine, but they need to be honest about it.

1/9/2025, 11:13:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I always have believed in the sniff test for any scandal that comes from the left; if a right-wing personality/politician did the same thing, how would I feel? I call it "having principles". Lorenz is going where the work takes her. Following the money.

1/9/2025, 11:07:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Call me when McSweeny is fired or heading for the Tower.

1/9/2025, 8:48:58 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fingers crossed for Farage - international threes

1/9/2025, 6:04:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Haricot beans Human beans

1/9/2025, 6:03:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

These protests appear in countries where Rupert Murdoch has a presence. That's Rupert Murdoch the immigrant who lives on taxpayer money in the USA.

1/9/2025, 5:55:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

I opened Discord on my Mac and it didn't download and install 8 fucking updates. What's going on?

31/8/2025, 9:50:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't the photo posted 'today' from a month ago?

30/8/2025, 9:04:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I've suddenly become a believer in the power of prayer. Please God.

30/8/2025, 4:20:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

Dude literally took a photo of the gates of hell.

30/8/2025, 4:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the opposite of "head towards the light!"

30/8/2025, 4:17:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

My initials are AC! This sounds great.

30/8/2025, 4:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

Are we going with "couch-fucking pope killer" or pope-killing couch fucker."?

30/8/2025, 4:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

I disappeared for two days and millions of people started joyously speculating that I was dead, I'd take a long hard look at why that was.

30/8/2025, 1:04:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Lin (@stevelin.bsky.social) reposted

Screen capture of a scene with Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from The X-Files television series in Fox's basement office. They are looking at each other and between them prominently is a poster with a flying saucer above treetops. Beneath that in a white font are the words
30/8/2025, 6:17:20 AM | 903 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Send a race horse that's just taken an enormous drink.

30/8/2025, 11:14:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) reposted

"All those in favour of using a dog poo bag say 'Aye'" "Aye!" "Motion carried"

29/8/2025, 9:37:10 AM | 326 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not a reality TV star felon. He's a dead reality TV star felon.

30/8/2025, 8:24:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be called The Sea.

30/8/2025, 8:20:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky right now ...

30/8/2025, 5:11:07 AM | 12028 2030 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Won't that just make it warmer?

30/8/2025, 6:30:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer games where you move an icon from one side of the screen to the other and don't have to do anything.

29/8/2025, 11:20:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

That's the end of my Google One subscription. It's time to go back to storing things on my own computer.

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29/8/2025, 9:47:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

I don't believe Google would resist a request from the Trump administration to access our data. Imagine the STASI with access to every part of your life and history. It's time to find alternatives.

29/8/2025, 7:20:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is very old news.

29/8/2025, 6:08:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

Scientist (running from lab covered in soot): "Oh God! I've done it. The JKRFK Jr. Is real. We're doomed. Doomed!"

29/8/2025, 6:02:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

If there's any positive to take from today it's that I know how to say 'Fuck Gloria Gaynor' in multiple languages. Dutch: Neuken Gloria Gaynor Danish: Fuck Gloria Gaynor Croatian: Jebem ti Gloriju Gaynor French: Putain de Gloria Gaynor Welsh: Fuck Gloria Gaynor Ukrainian: До біса Глорію Гейнор

28/8/2025, 2:13:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

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28/8/2025, 2:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Raided the archive for an old edition

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28/8/2025, 2:03:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

You're going to end up with a constitution composed entirely of the 2nd Amendment (but only for white people)

28/8/2025, 9:30:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm praying for at least one 'Operation Yewtree' joke.

28/8/2025, 8:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

It can go lower

28/8/2025, 8:03:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Could you imagine you go to the 'Secret Guest' slot on Friday afternoon at a 5,000 ticket festival and it's Chappel Roan? Every person on the stage and in the field would have the best gig of their lives.

28/8/2025, 6:48:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely getting Mayor of Sunnydale at graduation vibes.

28/8/2025, 12:01:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, and enjoy the very real notion of thoughtcrime.

27/8/2025, 11:41:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there any app I can use to encourage Altman to do the decent thing?

27/8/2025, 11:40:00 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. They used seven of my books.

27/8/2025, 11:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

That's just Marc Andreeson.

27/8/2025, 11:36:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I've always thought if my music career turned out better and I ended up having tribute acts, I would book myself into one of these events. It would be the best gig.

27/8/2025, 10:27:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu.bsky.social) reposted

When mainstream media entirely ignores 100,000 people marching in support of trans people, but breathlessly hangs on every word Farage utters, it's reasonable to assume they are fully wedded to fascism. They believe, erroneously, that this somehow won't impact them.

27/8/2025, 8:00:30 AM | 63 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

When my country emerges from fascism, I hope we come out furious and well-armed.

25/8/2025, 7:58:16 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

Dear LGB transphobes, throw one minority to these fuckers and it won't be long before their hammering down your door. Idiots.

25/8/2025, 12:28:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Snoop the gangster rapper, gunslinging hard man is scared of two women kissing? Snoop the porn star is worried about cartoon gays? Man up Snoop you fucking pussy.

25/8/2025, 6:04:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

In the UK, the Labour Party has leapfrogged the Tories in their dash to the right. Outflanking them on racism, transphobia, ableism, etc and all in pursuit of a few hundred violent cunts who will never vote for them.

24/8/2025, 3:05:52 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

It does the same in the UK.

23/8/2025, 11:05:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Violence is good for ratings. You should be prosecuted for incitement

21/8/2025, 8:49:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you read the good news?

21/8/2025, 7:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Will find that and listen to it in the bath

21/8/2025, 6:56:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm raising a glass tonight and praying the fucker is very warm indeed.

21/8/2025, 6:55:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Put a fucking Tory at the top of the Labour party...

21/8/2025, 6:52:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Please make it easier for us to spy on you.

21/8/2025, 6:51:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Or parents if they give money to Palestine charities.

21/8/2025, 6:48:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

The doll randomly spouting slurs is a few moments away.

21/8/2025, 6:47:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wait for them to paywall your precious baby's only friend. Anyone who buys a child this toy deserves to be hated by them forever.

21/8/2025, 6:46:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juleeeah (@baachaan.bsky.social) reposted

No fault divorce is going away so you better bounce that triflin' jerk of a husband before it's til death do us part and it won't be his death.

21/8/2025, 2:30:10 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

PFI was great last time. Wasn't it? WASN'T IT!?

21/8/2025, 9:43:38 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

Snitches get stitches = Karma suture.

21/8/2025, 9:32:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

He *was* the worst Chris.

20/8/2025, 11:32:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not sending their best people to heaven. They're sending rapists and murderers.

20/8/2025, 7:38:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose appealing to 110 bigots instead of millions of normal people has consequences.

20/8/2025, 4:44:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

That surprised me because I was there and he wasn't out of tune.

20/8/2025, 4:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/6N-CQk1YgqM?... They rock? They're standing up against genocide?

20/8/2025, 4:35:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts and prayers (for falling executives)

20/8/2025, 11:35:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

A very slow Reichstag fire.

20/8/2025, 1:47:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

Feel like one political party kidnapping an opponent should be bigger news

19/8/2025, 9:05:44 AM | 10487 3591 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

The older I get, the more I realise this doesn't matter. All the wrong versions tell me what the person meant.

18/8/2025, 7:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

The authors of this have names. They should never know another peaceful night.

18/8/2025, 6:46:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Still Elon Musk got some government contracts, so he must be happy with a few extra billion dollars. And you must be happy to have helped normalise Trump's corruption.

18/8/2025, 6:43:15 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's always stupid. Always contains the seeds of its own destruction.

17/8/2025, 5:52:22 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

He's probably bought some kind of Logan Paul shitty course.

17/8/2025, 5:40:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect time to encourage sociopaths to open 95 new data centres.

17/8/2025, 12:28:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Personally they should go on strike permanently. Horse racing should be banned. Come on Labour; try something radical

17/8/2025, 12:09:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I'll judge you by the company you keep.

17/8/2025, 7:23:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't need to follow people to read what they say. Follow is an invite into your space. If I wouldn't invite you into my house, I would invite you into my TL.

17/8/2025, 7:21:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.

16/8/2025, 10:58:41 PM | 8598 2303 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

"If 10 people sit down for dinner with one fascist, you have a table of 11 fascists" - someone famous and clever Why would you consort with bigots?

17/8/2025, 7:17:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you follow any rampant bigots? People whose opinions you find totally at odds with your own? Also now, it's not only who they follow but their words too.

16/8/2025, 9:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha. She ruined the party and walked away. Typical troll behaviour.

16/8/2025, 6:13:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social)

My new brand: Fucupcakes

16/8/2025, 4:19:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

My girlfriend called her vaginal tumour 'JK' because it was a malignant cunt. She had a way with words.

16/8/2025, 4:01:29 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

A simple statement 'our founding principle is that everyone deserves equal rights' would have covered it. That this hasn't been made tells me there is something not right.

16/8/2025, 3:59:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the issues with the founders and their archaic views on LGBTQ rights. Of the six founding names, four have a history that should worry anyone pinning their hopes on Your Party. bsky.app/profile/robf...

16/8/2025, 3:57:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

The most passionate, active and useful people are driven by opposition to injustice. Corbyn should understand this and to not offer full-throated support for real equality suggests he has an eye on appeasing the worst people.

16/8/2025, 3:48:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

They're off on the wrong foot.

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16/8/2025, 3:36:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Avalanche Andy (@avalanche-andy.bsky.social) reply parent

OP blocked me. So I think we know their opinion.

16/8/2025, 3:27:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view