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Axon writes and sings songs in the western herban cowboy tradition. It's like country music but you're never gonna hear it on Country Radio. https://axonsongs.axonometrix.com/

created November 11, 2024

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If thoughts and prayers worked he'd be dead already. Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.

6/9/2025, 5:11:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So to speak.

5/9/2025, 6:55:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You may be right. But anyone this fucked up has probably got some early trauma in her bonnet, and I am so there for the irony of her, and others in the conference, being triggered.

5/9/2025, 6:50:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My suspension of disbelief has never been less willing.

5/9/2025, 6:44:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My suspension of disbelief has never been less willing.

5/9/2025, 6:44:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gosh, Wally, he's gonna get Putin's jizz all over his chin!

5/9/2025, 6:39:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ejgertz she/her/hers (@ejgertz.bsky.social) reposted

Ixnay on that Eacepay IzePray.

5/9/2025, 1:02:57 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That screw isn't just loose; the threads are stripped.

5/9/2025, 12:59:36 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That screw isn't just loose; the threads are stripped.

5/9/2025, 12:58:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is DHS suffering from a shortage of trained snipers? How often does DHS deploy snipers, anyway? How many do they really need?

5/9/2025, 12:56:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is DHS suffering from a shortage of trained snipers? How often does DHS deploy snipers, anyway? How many do they really need?

5/9/2025, 12:55:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to admit, it's a lot more nuanced than firing on Fort Sumter.

4/9/2025, 1:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Politcal suicide by autoerotic aphyxiation.

4/9/2025, 1:20:07 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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>Are folks really still learning Evidently not.

3/9/2025, 10:49:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>that pays a living wage Oh, well, if you're going to be *fussy*....

3/9/2025, 10:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an asshole.

2/9/2025, 2:33:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm from the evidence based community. We do things differently there.

2/9/2025, 5:26:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nonsense.

2/9/2025, 4:52:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no patience for falsehood.

2/9/2025, 4:52:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Faith is the devil's masterpiece. Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.

2/9/2025, 1:43:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And bots won't bitch about getting fucked by the suits.

1/9/2025, 10:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was shocked to learn that Rudy had injured his spine. I didn't think he had one.

1/9/2025, 10:49:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cardiac Platter

1/9/2025, 5:54:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.

1/9/2025, 5:46:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.

1/9/2025, 5:46:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His final resting place should be the country's first National Public Convenience; a pit of salt surrounded by a sturdy rail for the comfort and safety of patrons passing their respects. The parking fees alone will retire the national debt. All I want for this suggestion is the coffee concession.

31/8/2025, 4:42:35 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Wrath of the Unfuckables

31/8/2025, 4:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they are idiots.

31/8/2025, 3:31:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also discovered that smoked turkey legs are indistinguishable from pork hocks in red beans. But ice cream is just a big NFW now.

31/8/2025, 2:36:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not a boy scout, but I can reduce saturated fats and increase soluble fiber pretty painlessly. I switched out the pork andouhaille sausage in my Jambalaya for chicken andouille, and swapped in barley for the rice. My lipid numbers showed marked improvement.

31/8/2025, 2:35:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I admire Pelosi very much. The ACA really should have been nicknamed Pelosicare; she's the force that broke the plane. Alas, I have had to forego ice cream as I've made some strategic changes to my diet and lifestyle. But Lochmead's (PNW regional) French Vanilla was the bomb when I could enjoy it.

31/8/2025, 1:55:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And fuck Cornel West in the bargain.

31/8/2025, 1:06:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It all went to shit with the Magna Carta!"

31/8/2025, 1:03:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every GOP is a criminal, and all the sinners saints.

29/8/2025, 10:25:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Miller, settle a bet; have you *evar* told the truth?

29/8/2025, 10:19:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the VP is so stupid his Secret Service code name is "Eric".

29/8/2025, 10:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IWT!

29/8/2025, 9:21:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.

29/8/2025, 6:01:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.

29/8/2025, 2:17:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much better way to start class than reciting a loyalty oath.

28/8/2025, 9:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can tell you the second one is "koff".

28/8/2025, 4:55:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's all chant together children: "NO BILL NO BILL NO BILL" etc.

27/8/2025, 4:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they could be deployed to California's central valley to assist with the harvest. Also, hotel rooms aren't going to clean themselves.

27/8/2025, 4:21:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Platforms will never assume that responsibility. It's up to the user base to shun. #whitecorpuscleffect

27/8/2025, 4:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angie Coiro (@angiecoiro.bsky.social) reposted

Got your tix yet, you Bay Area locals? During covid I interviewed this amazing man via Zoom, but been dying to join him onstage. Well: voila. www.keplers.org/upcoming-eve... Fox Theater, Redwood City, Wed Sept 24. No webcast - gotta be there!

27/8/2025, 2:59:03 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

Pritzger is giving him a run for his money, though.

27/8/2025, 6:31:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't test well with desirable demos.

26/8/2025, 6:23:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. Still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.

26/8/2025, 6:18:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's bluffing. If he was serious about getting rid of her, he'd make her an ambassador.

26/8/2025, 5:32:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's bluffing. If he was serious about getting rid of her, he'd make her an ambassador.

26/8/2025, 4:59:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

This is terribly unfair to punk ass bitches.

26/8/2025, 4:41:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's been no epidemic of flag burning. But there's going to be.

25/8/2025, 4:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean his minder?

25/8/2025, 3:00:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

Still, the lawyers deserve a pat on the butt and a pound of weed.

25/8/2025, 2:50:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Conservative Agenda: 1. Privatize public assets 2. Socialize the liabilities 3. Kill anyone who tries to stop you

25/8/2025, 2:45:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be May 4, 1970. To answer your question, effectively nothing.

25/8/2025, 2:44:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a woman I know said "He's not just another pretty face, but I'd ride it until the wheels fall off."

25/8/2025, 1:14:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are why we have this fascist in power now. You exist strictly to be used, media victim,

25/8/2025, 1:09:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why should MAGA continue to complain about Newsom when the Butthurt Left will maumau him for them.

24/8/2025, 8:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It should be an Olympic event.

24/8/2025, 8:04:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>and trust me Um, no.

24/8/2025, 6:21:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knock 'em dead, and mount the head.

24/8/2025, 4:50:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GoldTone™ foamcore appliques. No trash whiter.

23/8/2025, 5:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GoldTone™ foamcore appliques. No trash whiter.

23/8/2025, 6:23:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melanin Deficiency Syndrome

23/8/2025, 1:42:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melanin Deficiency Syndrome

23/8/2025, 1:42:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>POTUS adding this ad hoc is simply unconstitutional And Intel agreeing to it is unconscionable.

23/8/2025, 1:16:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angie Coiro (@angiecoiro.bsky.social) reposted

Hey, all - if you're local, I'd love to see you at my Robert Reich interview, Fox Theater Redwood City, Sept 24. No webcast - you gotta be there. www.keplers.org/upcoming-eve... I so can't wait for this.

22/8/2025, 4:25:20 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

Waffle House is next, don't kid yourself. And after that the SBC.

22/8/2025, 4:17:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Killing three memes with one skeet. Impressive.

22/8/2025, 4:11:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Horseshit. You exist strictly to be used, media victim.

22/8/2025, 3:54:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent

No one professes any such ambition. Certainly not Newsom, who legalized same sex marriage in SF long before Obergfell. You're picking the flyshit out of the pepper, and we can't afford that luxury right now. No one is advocating for a Newsom candidacy, and we have THREE YEARS to pick our champion.

21/8/2025, 8:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And you're a puppet of the radical right.

21/8/2025, 6:03:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The human rights that are genuinely at risk are far more urgent than a hypothetical corner case about women's athletics. I support trans ambitions but not at the expense of liberty and justice for all.

21/8/2025, 6:02:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a constant election cycle now. And one tiny whiny silo is already trying to lose it for the rest of us. So go dumbfuck yourself.

21/8/2025, 6:02:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Butthurt Left can't wait to torpedo Dem ambitions. They are a tool of the GOP.

21/8/2025, 5:58:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bottom line: you have to win to play.

21/8/2025, 5:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Purity litmus testing *is* fascism-lite.

21/8/2025, 5:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sanctimonious privileged idiots are why the Dems lose. You're not a victim; you're a virus.

21/8/2025, 5:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, they are. If you hand our nation to the GOP because you didn't get a unicorn, you may as well be a nazi.

21/8/2025, 3:14:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't feel unsafe. It looks like the wheels are falling off the Trump train.

21/8/2025, 5:41:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller is terrified. Old white hippies know how to deal with narcs.

21/8/2025, 5:38:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are why Dems lose so goddamned always. Fuck off, single issue loser.

20/8/2025, 11:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrified. We know how to deal with narcs.

20/8/2025, 7:49:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GoldTone™ foamcore appliques. No trash whiter.

20/8/2025, 6:23:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am an American, born and raised, descended from a polyglot dog's breakfast of European ancestors. Family lore insists there's a smidgen of native stock, though that is probably mythical. But more than that I am an Earthling. My sole allegiance is to the welfare of the planet as a whole.

20/8/2025, 6:16:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finding a need and filling it is about as red-blooded American as commerce gets. For someone "grabbing cash", a lot of it sure seems to find its way into her team's pockets and general purpose philanthropy. She makes records and people buy them. It's as American as apple pie.

20/8/2025, 1:50:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Whatever happened to those troops from Mississippi and Louisiana?" "I don't know. We sent them to Anacostia and they never came back."

19/8/2025, 7:05:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Whatever happened to those troops from Mississippi and Louisiana?" "I don't know. We sent them to Anacostia and they never came back."

19/8/2025, 7:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His final resting place will be the country's first National Public Convenience, a pit of salt surrounded by a sturdy rail for the comfort and safety of patrons passing their respects. The parking fees alone will retire the national debt. All I want for this suggestions is the coffee concession.

19/8/2025, 2:57:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No trash whiter.

19/8/2025, 2:26:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Likud and Hamas are partners in corruption. You can't tell me that this administration doesn't want in on that.

17/8/2025, 5:30:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>We're not gonna be in partnership with groups that have links to Hamas. Uh, Netanyahu has links to Hamas.

17/8/2025, 3:48:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gaming dice.

17/8/2025, 7:03:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the term of art is "electeds".

17/8/2025, 7:00:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Butthurt Left exists strictly to be used by the GOP.

17/8/2025, 4:09:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such brave men.

17/8/2025, 3:53:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>a menu for a luncheon in honor of "His Excellency Vladimir Putin." Main Course: His Incompetence Donald Trump

17/8/2025, 3:44:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>a luncheon in honor of "His Excellency Vladimir Putin." Main Course: His Incompetence Donald Trump.

17/8/2025, 3:43:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>a luncheon in honor of "His Excellency Vladimir Putin." Main Course: His Incompetence Donald Trump

17/8/2025, 3:43:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view