Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
If thoughts and prayers worked he'd be dead already. Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
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If thoughts and prayers worked he'd be dead already. Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
So to speak.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
You may be right. But anyone this fucked up has probably got some early trauma in her bonnet, and I am so there for the irony of her, and others in the conference, being triggered.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social)
My suspension of disbelief has never been less willing.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
My suspension of disbelief has never been less willing.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Gosh, Wally, he's gonna get Putin's jizz all over his chin!
ejgertz she/her/hers (@ejgertz.bsky.social) reposted
Ixnay on that Eacepay IzePray.
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That screw isn't just loose; the threads are stripped.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
That screw isn't just loose; the threads are stripped.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social)
Is DHS suffering from a shortage of trained snipers? How often does DHS deploy snipers, anyway? How many do they really need?
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Is DHS suffering from a shortage of trained snipers? How often does DHS deploy snipers, anyway? How many do they really need?
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to admit, it's a lot more nuanced than firing on Fort Sumter.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Politcal suicide by autoerotic aphyxiation.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
>Are folks really still learning Evidently not.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
>that pays a living wage Oh, well, if you're going to be *fussy*....
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
What an asshole.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm from the evidence based community. We do things differently there.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Nonsense.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no patience for falsehood.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Faith is the devil's masterpiece. Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
And bots won't bitch about getting fucked by the suits.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I was shocked to learn that Rudy had injured his spine. I didn't think he had one.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Cardiac Platter
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social)
Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
His final resting place should be the country's first National Public Convenience; a pit of salt surrounded by a sturdy rail for the comfort and safety of patrons passing their respects. The parking fees alone will retire the national debt. All I want for this suggestion is the coffee concession.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
The Wrath of the Unfuckables
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they are idiots.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I also discovered that smoked turkey legs are indistinguishable from pork hocks in red beans. But ice cream is just a big NFW now.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a boy scout, but I can reduce saturated fats and increase soluble fiber pretty painlessly. I switched out the pork andouhaille sausage in my Jambalaya for chicken andouille, and swapped in barley for the rice. My lipid numbers showed marked improvement.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I admire Pelosi very much. The ACA really should have been nicknamed Pelosicare; she's the force that broke the plane. Alas, I have had to forego ice cream as I've made some strategic changes to my diet and lifestyle. But Lochmead's (PNW regional) French Vanilla was the bomb when I could enjoy it.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
And fuck Cornel West in the bargain.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
"It all went to shit with the Magna Carta!"
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Every GOP is a criminal, and all the sinners saints.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Miller, settle a bet; have you *evar* told the truth?
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
And the VP is so stupid his Secret Service code name is "Eric".
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
IWT!
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Much better way to start class than reciting a loyalty oath.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I can tell you the second one is "koff".
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's all chant together children: "NO BILL NO BILL NO BILL" etc.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they could be deployed to California's central valley to assist with the harvest. Also, hotel rooms aren't going to clean themselves.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Platforms will never assume that responsibility. It's up to the user base to shun. #whitecorpuscleffect
Angie Coiro (@angiecoiro.bsky.social) reposted
Got your tix yet, you Bay Area locals? During covid I interviewed this amazing man via Zoom, but been dying to join him onstage. Well: voila. www.keplers.org/upcoming-eve... Fox Theater, Redwood City, Wed Sept 24. No webcast - gotta be there!
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritzger is giving him a run for his money, though.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't test well with desirable demos.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. Still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
He's bluffing. If he was serious about getting rid of her, he'd make her an ambassador.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
He's bluffing. If he was serious about getting rid of her, he'd make her an ambassador.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
This is terribly unfair to punk ass bitches.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
There's been no epidemic of flag burning. But there's going to be.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean his minder?
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Still, the lawyers deserve a pat on the butt and a pound of weed.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
The Conservative Agenda: 1. Privatize public assets 2. Socialize the liabilities 3. Kill anyone who tries to stop you
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be May 4, 1970. To answer your question, effectively nothing.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
As a woman I know said "He's not just another pretty face, but I'd ride it until the wheels fall off."
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
You are why we have this fascist in power now. You exist strictly to be used, media victim,
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should MAGA continue to complain about Newsom when the Butthurt Left will maumau him for them.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
It should be an Olympic event.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
>and trust me Um, no.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Knock 'em dead, and mount the head.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
GoldTone™ foamcore appliques. No trash whiter.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
GoldTone™ foamcore appliques. No trash whiter.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Melanin Deficiency Syndrome
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Melanin Deficiency Syndrome
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
>POTUS adding this ad hoc is simply unconstitutional And Intel agreeing to it is unconscionable.
Angie Coiro (@angiecoiro.bsky.social) reposted
Hey, all - if you're local, I'd love to see you at my Robert Reich interview, Fox Theater Redwood City, Sept 24. No webcast - you gotta be there. www.keplers.org/upcoming-eve... I so can't wait for this.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Waffle House is next, don't kid yourself. And after that the SBC.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Killing three memes with one skeet. Impressive.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Horseshit. You exist strictly to be used, media victim.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
No one professes any such ambition. Certainly not Newsom, who legalized same sex marriage in SF long before Obergfell. You're picking the flyshit out of the pepper, and we can't afford that luxury right now. No one is advocating for a Newsom candidacy, and we have THREE YEARS to pick our champion.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
And you're a puppet of the radical right.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
The human rights that are genuinely at risk are far more urgent than a hypothetical corner case about women's athletics. I support trans ambitions but not at the expense of liberty and justice for all.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a constant election cycle now. And one tiny whiny silo is already trying to lose it for the rest of us. So go dumbfuck yourself.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
The Butthurt Left can't wait to torpedo Dem ambitions. They are a tool of the GOP.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Bottom line: you have to win to play.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Purity litmus testing *is* fascism-lite.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Sanctimonious privileged idiots are why the Dems lose. You're not a victim; you're a virus.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, they are. If you hand our nation to the GOP because you didn't get a unicorn, you may as well be a nazi.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't feel unsafe. It looks like the wheels are falling off the Trump train.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Miller is terrified. Old white hippies know how to deal with narcs.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
You are why Dems lose so goddamned always. Fuck off, single issue loser.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrified. We know how to deal with narcs.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
GoldTone™ foamcore appliques. No trash whiter.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I am an American, born and raised, descended from a polyglot dog's breakfast of European ancestors. Family lore insists there's a smidgen of native stock, though that is probably mythical. But more than that I am an Earthling. My sole allegiance is to the welfare of the planet as a whole.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Finding a need and filling it is about as red-blooded American as commerce gets. For someone "grabbing cash", a lot of it sure seems to find its way into her team's pockets and general purpose philanthropy. She makes records and people buy them. It's as American as apple pie.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social)
"Whatever happened to those troops from Mississippi and Louisiana?" "I don't know. We sent them to Anacostia and they never came back."
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
"Whatever happened to those troops from Mississippi and Louisiana?" "I don't know. We sent them to Anacostia and they never came back."
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
His final resting place will be the country's first National Public Convenience, a pit of salt surrounded by a sturdy rail for the comfort and safety of patrons passing their respects. The parking fees alone will retire the national debt. All I want for this suggestions is the coffee concession.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
No trash whiter.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Likud and Hamas are partners in corruption. You can't tell me that this administration doesn't want in on that.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
>We're not gonna be in partnership with groups that have links to Hamas. Uh, Netanyahu has links to Hamas.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Gaming dice.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the term of art is "electeds".
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
The Butthurt Left exists strictly to be used by the GOP.
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
Such brave men.
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>a menu for a luncheon in honor of "His Excellency Vladimir Putin." Main Course: His Incompetence Donald Trump
Axon (@axonsongs.bsky.social) reply parent
>a luncheon in honor of "His Excellency Vladimir Putin." Main Course: His Incompetence Donald Trump.
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>a luncheon in honor of "His Excellency Vladimir Putin." Main Course: His Incompetence Donald Trump