Dunderbirds are Go!
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Dunderbirds are Go!
Also HIM: COME WIPE ME!
I always think it's funny that he asked for a firing squad, they laughed and said no, it would be hanging. So he took cyanide to show them who was boss. That's so MAGA.
The Royale with Cheese.
Teh Kiss of Life should never involve tongue.
From the land of sky blue waters... Hamm's
♪ All my exes live in Sussex... ♫
It's that gross hand. No one wants to have to shake hands with Trump for fear of catching something and accidentally bringing it back to their country.
The Saga of Pliocene Exile...
Wow, that is some noggin. He needs a glare shield.
I don't think parents will ever want their children exposed to the filth that is Trump.
So we need a printer you feed magazines to, it cuts them up into individual letters and words, and then prints out our extortion documents as needed.
"I call it the neckssiere, Jerry."
It's like they ran out of steam.
Yeah, but what's a bell end?
Air - the mixture of nitrogen and oxygen, with smaller amounts of other gases - a state of matter with neither fixed volume nor fixed shape - like argon, carbon dioxide, and water vapor...
Mine's more if a cicadian rhythm these days.
I can't claim I am a total Whovian. But of all the Doctors there is one that is -my- Doctor, and that is the Fourth.
...Silly Party
I don't know but I been told! Picking up garbage gets mighty old!
I don't know but I been told! Picking up garbage gets mighty old!
So what actually happened?
Hamburger Helper does just fine by itself.
"...was ever talked about." And they are so eloquent too.
Jim Jordan is the reason school showers now have to come with emergency stop buttons.
I can't believe you're still letting that clown run around loose. Has no one learned from our lessons here in the US?
"Let me lick your fingers..." "OK" "GAHHHH!"
Don't tell Trump, he'll try to send in the National Guard.
...in a tub of jello.
We call those "Letters to Penthouse".
The site that satisfies that sheep fetish? You mean ShornHub.
Sounds like you need Agentic AI! (ducks)
Just the worst. And you know in his head he thinks he's being some kind of statesman.
"It's only wafer thin..."
President Lee: "*sniffs* Congratulations on your kimchi recipe." Trump: "Huh? There's no kimchi here." President Lee: "Oh, never mind."
I stopped in the middle of the trailer.
Mr Hands?
The Cheat knows.
I like Fisk, it's a cute show.
So Cuomo is the MAGA candidate. Bad timing, Andrew.
Jim Jordan is the reason school showers now have to come with emergency stop buttons.
That's a shame.
Newsom Is Right About Everything
I spy the Galactic Cruiser Leif Erikson in the new cover art.
Stop, this isn't an elephant!
And Dokken rhymes with Rockin'!
Vampire: "Nobel?" "{looks up to sky, shakes head, frowns}" "No Nobel."
Isn't tortelli a type of pasta?
Yeast has Risen, Indeed!
Wow.
We're working up to this happening in the dead of night.
(pushes glasses up on nose) Actually, it's "or".
You kind of see where Monty Python got it from. It wasn't so much brilliant observation and satirical wit as much as it was just looking out the window.
Not having gout in my big toe.
Get well soon!
The Aristocrats!
Ev-er-y-thang? Ev-er-y-thang.
Drinky Pete just released the details of the new Pedofile Distraction Campaign Ribbon, which will be awarded to all who served honorably in DC to help distract from Trump being in the Epstein Files.
Can you imagine what would happen if we let anyone that wanted to buy one of those things, and just go flying around? It wouldn't look like that, I'll tell you that much.
She had her face installed that way at the plastic surgeons.
She could have at least made the bed, how rude.
"We're stumbling though this..." Always reassuring.
Like that song by Survivor, "The Eye of the Tater".
Yeah, that's theft. Or at best very poor package handling. Time to rat out your delivery people.
"Other than that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?"
The Tainted Cup was an excellent read. Congrats, RJB!
It keeps people from using it though.
OK, Marco, then we can discuss domestic issues, such as Trump being in the Epstein Files.
The Holy Atom Bomb of Antioch
Make sure to order 'em with extra mayo and mustard.
So if I understand correctly, it doesn't look good for Trump receiving a Nobel.
Retcon! Retcon!
What a dud.
Color* (ducks)
They wear masks to hide their "O" face.
I'm not from NY, but more power to him. I like what he's doing. It's about governing again instead of professional wrestling.
Duran^n
But at least there is an AI Assistant to help.
Just Duran
What a crime is hamburger costing over $10/pound. A crime is being in the Epstein Files. Let's talk about crime's prevalence.
I'm comfo like a mofo.
Forced. FORCED, to grift. Sanctuary!
Even if you are a Synthetic.
Yo dawg, we heard you like cannons...
Is that port or starboard?
Basically it's rigged. Every Trump accusation is a confession.
Just Duran
By me hamburger is over $10/pound. And not just the good stuff, even the 80/20.
Forever 14 Store Manager
Also, never flash your headlights at an oncoming car, even if they do it first (-especially- if they do it first), because those are gangs and they will follow you home and kill you.
Apparently Lebensraum was trademarked.
China is playing Cankles like he has strings down his back.
They should have to yell "pew pew pew!" at each other.
"He only thought he was holding it in..."
Mostly the Regime hands out the questions beforehand and give points for being as obsequious about it as possible.
R'lyeh? Yes, R'lyeh.