Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite part in this drama is when she provides the author's lawyer with more ammo by admitting to pirating the novel. Talk about an unforced error!
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My favourite part in this drama is when she provides the author's lawyer with more ammo by admitting to pirating the novel. Talk about an unforced error!
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
SUCH GOOD NEWS! I'm in Vancouver, but it's so important that Kurek is never elected again in your riding. I truly think Alberta needs WAAAY more Critchley! Brava. ππ¨π¦β€οΈ
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Every single thing that ails the USA today is the result of The Original Sin. Everything. www.instagram.com/reel/DKfE5nX...
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
I think this is an important tweet on Labour Day. Are the National Guards not unionized? π€
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice uniforms, boys.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
I honestly dgaf about Bumpf's health (aside from hoping he's in excruciating pain), but I AM fascinated by the love dictators have for uniforms & the way πΊπΈ pretends they don't see exactly the same phenomenon every day. Look at every single man in this photograph. It's delightful!
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Happy Labour Day, Happy Pumpkin Season.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Read this story and explain to me why too many Americans clutch their pearls and self-righteously #NotAll when we gaze in horror from outside US borders. I'll wait.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
He's absolutely trying to provoke response. I fear he'll escalate to try to recreate a BLM response that will be lethal in πΊπΈ's current social climate. #FourDeadInOhioRedux
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
If we will never be a Socialist [sic] or Communist [sic] Country [sic], then why are you giving billions of dollars to farmers to make up for losses from your stupid tariffs (SOCIALISM) and having the US government own part of Intel (COMMUNISM)?
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
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S.V. DΓ‘te (@svdate.bsky.social) reposted
NEW -- Exactly 10 days after taking the oath early this year, Donald Trump nearly drowned dozens, potentially hundreds, of his own citizens in Californiaβs Central Valley. Why? Because he is one of the most ignorant people you will ever meet. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
There is nothing new under the sun.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Screenshots taken from a YouTube piece with folks from all over the west whinging about The Ugly Americanβ’, who is, regrettably, still alive, well, and annoying people while they travel. I'm very curious about when the uprising against the "oppressive" & "powerful" govt is scheduled. πΏ
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Wait. "Use paper ballots only"??? Like......CANADA? π³π€£ππ€£
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/h-6/
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
In 2017 two more were added: gender identity/expression, & genetic characteristics in response to the cray happening south of our border. If basic human rights had ever been codified in πΊπΈ, it would not be home to 13 of the planet's 15 centibillionaires, and a judge's POB would be irrelevant. #SHAME
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Canada codified the Canadian Human Rights Act in 1985. It started out with 11 Prohibited Grounds of Discrimination including race, colour, age, religion, marital status, family status, pardoned conviction, sex, sexual orientation, disability, & NATIONAL OR ETHNIC ORIGIN.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
It's primarily African Americans & LGBTQ I've been advising to take the refugee route if standard immigration is unaffordable or untenable due to urgency. There are many different options for everyone else. If you don't believe me ask an immigrant - your parents or grandparents might have advice!
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
@pamelajwillis.bsky.social you're aware I've felt very strongly for years that πΊπΈ's need to leave, for both personal safety & as a strong act of resistance. Leeja breaks the process down here exquisitely while reminding πΊπΈ's that the versions of both the πΊπΈ & the π they've learned aren't accurate.y
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
A Tale of Two Cultures: One stupid, cruel, and bleak, the other colorful, fun, and practical. (On my other post on Noem's Wall Folly, I mentioned that gloves and nighttime exist. Seems I forgot about LADDERS. Oopsie! π€£)
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Things to keep in mind when thinking about the genius of Kristi Noem: 1. Only the πΊπΈ NORTHERN side is painted which only rarely gets direct sun. 2. Gloves exist. 3. Nighttime exists. 4. CUTS TO πΊπΈ PRIMARY & SECONDARY EDUCATION BEGAN DECADES AGO; Ms Noem is deep in the 1st gen of intentionally stupid.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
"Voluntary." Lol Here, WUNC, I'll fix it for you for free: C O E R C E D .
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's our interim RFK Jr., after the retirement of our COVID era Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, retired in June 2025 (Unfortunately, Shania Twain and William Shatner were both too busy): www.canada.ca/en/public-he...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched, gobsmacked, from Canada as "elitist" became an insult. Whut? I'm sorry, I want my neurologist, pilot, and teacher to be elite. My prime minister has a PhD in economics from Oxford and speaks two languages. I'm quite thrilled by that, thanks. youtube.com/shorts/qRW4m...
π₯π²π»π°π²π·π²πͺ ππͺπ΅π΅ π (@virginiahall32.bsky.social) reposted
Good night π andβ¦.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Because you've been fed non-stop propaganda. As a child watching Schoolhouse Rock explain the Checks'n'Balancesβ’ in 1970s Toronto, I thought "yeah, but what if things don't work?" I didn't have language for it then, but your system requires honourable folk to be elected, or disaster is inevitable.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Twitter is unduly optimistic.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of economic illiterates.... youtube.com/shorts/qRW4m...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Last year (2024): (And, yes, I know. I'm cheating. Alex Garland is British, but you get my point, oui?) youtu.be/lgKGIhfKrpY?...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
American "art" Ten years ago: youtu.be/jSZWslqjfPE?...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Brilliant idea, but I'll eat my shorts if this actually happens. Americans aren't nearly French or Icelandic enough for this kind of smart and effective protest. Wait. I know! Have another one-day shopping boycott, that'll show 'em! π
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it's an entirely philosophical question anyway since I've ALWAYS preferred Irish and only have purchased bourbon once or twice in 50 years for recipes, but I still think the maths ain't mathin' on this one....
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone please help this befuddled Canadian understand how my buying CC or Irish instead of Maker's Mark or Jack Daniel's "needlessly reduc(es) revenues for the provinces, and plac(es) unnecessary burdens on Canadian consumers and hospitality businesses"? π€ What don't I understand?
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
"The unfortunate decision to remove American spirits from Canadian retail shelves is not only harming U.S. distillers, but it's also needlessly reducing revenues for the provinces, and placing unnecessary burdens on Canadian consumers and hospitality businesses." I'm confused....
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, Elon Musk has killed hundreds. bsky.app/profile/insi...
National Newswatch (@nationalnewswatch.com) reposted
Canada is strengthening defence ties with Finland and Sweden. What can they teach us? NATO's newest members have advice for preparing citizens in a destabilized world www.cbc.ca/news/politic... Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, FFS.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
GOP Voters youtu.be/y7rzIwrEqpw?...
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
Today I wrote about a general tendency to accept atrocious premises, and the need to reject fascism's false choices in order to find expansive and imaginative paths forward. Breaking the premise, embracing the obstacles, pursing everything. www.the-reframe.com/there-is-no-...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's not. The root of US dysfunction was continuing to base its economy on the exploitation of humans beyond emancipation. Degradation is REQUIRED for an economy as strong as πΊπΈ's, it was just easier when it was only POC suffering. Same reason 13 of the planet's 15 centibillionaires are USian. π€·πΎββοΈ
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
This is an INFORMED opinion unlike Trumpβs idiotic "We don't need anything from π¨π¦." Obviously different kinds of woods exist for different needs. πΊπΈ is incapable of producing the correct amount & quality because of cows & corn; tariffs have always been high. I think we should just stop selling it. π
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao, came here to remind USians that they "don't need anything from Canada". And also maybe about the soft lumber agreement and the covid era faux toilet paper shortage. We buy toilet paper we can make from the US, but they literally can't make it unless we sell them the wood. So, there's that.
Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted
Question: Why did US put big tariffs on India despite major national interest in cultivating a strategic counterweight to China and trying to isolate Russia? Answer: Because the US president lied that he fixed India-Pakistan and India wouldnβt go along with the lie. (Seriously, thatβs the answer)
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
I feel like while we were focused on Musk's offspring's stupid names, we've lost sight of the fact that Zuckerberg named all three of his daughters after Roman emperors. Sadly, none are Nero or Caligula.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, Kurek expects to run in the next election. That clown abdicated and, in so doing, let down the entire country. THERE'S your next battle www.ourcommons.ca/members/en/d...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Rough times in the Canadian capital, circa January 2022...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
I've always said that nobody hates Americans more than other Americans. That's not an accident, and it was 100% true. Until very recently. π
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
π― π₯ www.instagram.com/reel/DMvwVYn...
JonZoidberg (@jonzoidberg.xyz) reposted
There is no party platform anymore. Just the whims of a madman and the agenda of his handlers.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
The experiment is over. It failed spectacularly.
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
π₯ (Unfortunately for the Death Watch, Drumpf has been seen for the first time since Tuesday. On a golf course, naturally.)
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the last sentence in the sub-headline a rhetorical question?
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
American journalism was gold standard when I was a child. That was decades ago; 21st century US journalism sucks. Beyond that, it endangers the planet and all who live here.
MC Hawk π₯βπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ (@mchawk.bsky.social) reposted
If he is dying, I hope it hurts, and I hope he's scared.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
#DedEx called me a "left wing nutjob" for stating in 2014 that Roe v Wade was in danger and in 2015 the Trump would win 2016. The only thing I regret about his 2021 death was that it happened before Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health, and Trumpβs second term. π
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
A huge fuck you to everyone who told us we were "overreacting"!
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Other girls that handed in reports on Flowers in the Attic, a certified YA novel featuring sibling incest, yet we survived. I didn't read more than a chapter or 2, because like Twishite, it's rubbish. Blanket judgments of what's appropriate for all kids are dumb. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF is "age appropriate" sexual content? In grade 7 in 1982 i handed in a report on War & Remembrance by Herman Wouk - many years past a typical 12 year old's reading preference. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_and...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
"Vicious" compliance, Danielle, you fugging idiot? The term is MALICIOUS compliance, and what did you think was going to happen in your race to the bottom against Texas? FFS, once again, Alberta is a bloody embarrassment. #SHAME www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
*'ostie d'cris, laughs in Canadienne* www.instagram.com/reel/DNiiwc4...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow up: www.patheos.com/blogs/permis...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
A number of years ago, I read this essay that very neatly explains why faith healing is so popular in the USA. (whispers *it's because they can't afford science*) www.patheos.com/blogs/permis...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Coincidence, I'm sure. Killing two birds with one stone. π€ And speaking of dead birds π¨π¦, π¦πΊ, π²π½. πͺπΊ, and π¬π§, #TeamCrazy just gave us yet another reason to avoid spending money in the πΊπΈ for another decade. π #ThanksObama
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine thinking it matters if he admits violating the Voting Rights Act on social media. π
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
I can't believe M. Macron dares disparage poutine by associating it with Trump, tabarnak.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
He dares disparage poutine comme Γ§a ?
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing I miss about The House of Zuck is the WTAF emojis.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Food deserts were intentionally made and can be intentionally unmade. See also: Not all socialism is Venezuela. π
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Thank Gaia for this option. If I want to watch cricket, I'll watch cricket - not some silly over-payed rounders match. π
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Dude.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
@pamelajwillis.bsky.social I love that she's torching the bridge behind her.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted reply parent
Texas Republicans have lost their damn minds.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Which reminds me of the 1st sentence in your original reply. Luckily, I'm far too kind to inflict THAT Ted Talk on you for free! π€£ππ€£
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I think we're very much on the same page there, I'm sorry i was unclear. Regulation works for π¦πΊπ¬π§π¨ππ©πͺπ¨π¦, and all other peer nations because our cultures are healthy. Regulation will never work in the USA for all the reasons Jim Jeffries points out. It's just too late.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
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Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, the sane world thanks Australia very much for this fine export. It's years old, and still my go-to: youtu.be/0rR9IaXH1M0?...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate the "GuNs DoN't KiLL pEoPLe" shite, but it's the vile culture more than anything else responsible. Only πΊπΈ thinks selling guns in the aisle between kids toys & boxed mac'n'cheese is a good idea, & only πΊπΈs are emotionally unwell enough en masse, that massacre's now a national hobby. #SHAME
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
NOBODY. Meanwhile south of our border, some clown high school truant with a documented history of posting racisr misogyny on social media can stroll into the neighborhood big box, and waltz out with a sub-machine gun and enough ammo to take out LHR? YEAH, NAH.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Regulation. You had to have been a sane genius living in a home with multiple gun safes (1 for the weapon, another for the ammo), been able to afford the ridiculous price, and also be able to tap dance blindfolded while jumping 7m in the air through moving hoops. You know who complained about that?
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
but confirming facts before I post is a bad habit of mine so imagine my shock to discover that they were absolutely available for sale in Canada at the time! They've been banned since 2020, but perfectly legal then. So why had exactly 0 mass murders been committed with the stupid things in Canada?
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed on all points, but πΊπΈ is toxic way beyond availability. π¨π¦π©πͺ & π¨π don't have πΊπΈ level guns, but we still have enough for absolute murder & mayhem. Yet....crickets. After the Batman shoot up in Colorado years ago I wrote a smug FB post about how insane it was to sell AR15s for civilian use...
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
Okay, that's it. Done with antisocial media today. π Have a good evening.
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
He's a masochist.
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
π―%. I'll buy his entire family passage to Canada, where they can thrive safely. Where we call asylum seekers "refugee" instead of "illegal". #shame
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social)
I'm watching my blood pressure, so I can't turn on the audio, but can someone else please watch this on mute and tell me why she's dancing? Look at her bounce up and down! It's really a lot more fun than listening to the steady stream of bullshit from her asshole mouth. π
Bandita Incognita (@banditaincognita.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in π¨π¦ where AR15s were legal until 2020 yet have never been used in a mass shooting. Regulation is awesome. π¨π¦ π©πͺ & π¨π have heaps of weapons in civilian hands, yet we almost never have the massacres πΊπΈ has monthly. I don't have a gun, never will, & feel perfectly safe because regulation WORKS.